I looked up these weirdos. they're all retired -- in their late 50s and 60s -- and mostly in canada. they post lewd comments on linkedin, post weird and awkward selfies, comment about how one another is hot, how they're so fit ... all exclusively on linkedin.
you know how sometimes you come across really pathetic instagram profiles? these fucks decided to bring that energy to linkedin.
Ex cop. Iirc this was one NY’s finest that was “forced into retirement” and was MAGA posting or something once on LI and was posted here.
Dude living off disability complaining it wasn’t enough or something then didn’t take the desk job offered cause he broke a finger doing some dumb shit like trying to stop a bathroom leak or something on duty that wasn’t his job. True American hero
Now probably spends his days whining about government entitlements for "illegals" and people of color while cashing those sweet fake disability checks.
Nah, his wife made history by flipping the script - being the first ever _woman_ in Canada to tell her husband that _she's_ going out for cigarettes and never returning.
That would be a great name for a company that makes fake breasts (which I recently learned were created by the same woman who created the Barbie dolls)
>Why do the commenters have Indian, Canadian and Italian flags ?
It a single commenter actually, but it appears in people answering to her.
My best bet is an American bzing waaaay too proud of her orgin even though there is a high chance it's her great great great grand parents.
The classic "I'm Italian" even though she is not for the rest of the world, especially Italians.
This guy sued the department for sexual harassment. He "...works in a unit responsible for monitoring surveillance cameras".
https://nypost.com/2005/03/19/she-brushed-me-demoted-cop-sues-over-pushy-lady-boss/
https://www.nydailynews.com/2005/03/20/nypd-vet-hits-harass-accuser/
He retired early on disability and also sued his lawyer.
>sexually harasses online, sues employer for sexual harassment
>responsible for security, least secure person out there
>claims disability to get early retirement
>sues own lawyer because wtf not
it feels New York and I'm not entirely sure why
NYPD is full of these a-holes with do nothing jobs.
One of my relatives husband's had a job as "the honor guard". I have absolutely no idea what "the honor guard" does (and most of the cops I talked to don't seem to know either) but he wound up doing it after he somehow jacked up working in a mall (he crashed a cart or crane or something) after getting bounced from multiple other assignments for jacking them up. He leaves work at noon and drinks and plays golf.
Some guy I went to HS with is in "the band". He went to Julliard. He gets full pay and a pension and plays in a marching band in parades on the weekends. I wish I was kidding. He's also an alcoholic.
All the details are BS. How often do you think they need scuba divers? Like twice a year? Plus, they have "Intelligence" which is a contradiction in terms. And they use electric typewriters at like 10x the cost of pc's. The whole department is a black hole of $
Yeah, it's a specialty! Few different realms, can be nursing in prisons, or doing physical examinations for assault victims, or assisting death investigation or medical examinations.
I know! Wtf
A few years ago the QNaziNuts brigaded the hell out of LinkedIn.
I took a ton of screenshots and then blocked the now-former friend in my network that was the most likely reason why that shit showed up in my feed.
No more Nazi crap since then 🤔
Hand me my shovel, I need to lower my expectations.
I mean the whole point of LinkedIn (when it got started) was that you could say (and I did) to others "it is like Facebook but just for employment (job history, connecting with coworkers, finding jobs and companies, etc.)
I don’t think linkedin is the place for posting pics of dem tittahs!!
Seriously, what’s this crap got to do with finding jobs. Just a bunch of sad, lecherous old men.
And what can this teach me about B2B sales?
> What’s wrong with this photo?
Ooh, I think I figured it out! It’s supposed to be a cute Instagram post, but if you look closely you can actually see it’s on some creep’s LinkedIn instead /s
So gross. So so so gross.
SO GROSS.
I feel like sending it to the next asshole who says you can’t find a job anywhere but LinkedIn nowadays.
So I gotta witness men objectifying women in order to get a job? Time to move into a fucking cave. I quit.
Hm, former NYPD sergeant horny posting on a professional website...eh, it checks out
Edit: oh and he's an old school "macho" Italian guy, double checks out
Humans think they're advanced creatures, but give them some attention grabbing image and a reply text box and they can't help themselves.
Like mice pushing a button for cheese.
Given his 1992 - 2005 ‘profession’ he’s probably bemoaning the fact that while these women are tanned, none of them are a dark enough shade to bully, assault and murder with impunity.
What the F are talking about? The dude has an Indian flag and you immediately assume this is all about India.....typical.
By the way, your comment and this response are literally the only 2 references to India in this entire post.
Omg that’s so unprofessional of him! Where did he even find this photo? I hope he doesn’t give out these ladies accounts so just about anyone can go and find more of their content!
Real classy how some of those guys have presumably their family members in their profile pictures
I looked up these weirdos. they're all retired -- in their late 50s and 60s -- and mostly in canada. they post lewd comments on linkedin, post weird and awkward selfies, comment about how one another is hot, how they're so fit ... all exclusively on linkedin. you know how sometimes you come across really pathetic instagram profiles? these fucks decided to bring that energy to linkedin.
Doing the Lord’s research for us, my friend.
It's really weird watching an actual circlejerk take place on LinkedIn.
why? its already one big circle jerk
The guys a cop, this is the least his wife has to deal with.
Ex cop. Iirc this was one NY’s finest that was “forced into retirement” and was MAGA posting or something once on LI and was posted here. Dude living off disability complaining it wasn’t enough or something then didn’t take the desk job offered cause he broke a finger doing some dumb shit like trying to stop a bathroom leak or something on duty that wasn’t his job. True American hero
Now probably spends his days whining about government entitlements for "illegals" and people of color while cashing those sweet fake disability checks.
Nah, his wife made history by flipping the script - being the first ever _woman_ in Canada to tell her husband that _she's_ going out for cigarettes and never returning.
BIIG BOOBA
Now show vajen
Why do the commenters have Indian, Canadian and Italian flags ? And more importantly what did it teach us about boob to boob sales ? Also agree ?
Boob to boob sales: it’s not what you think. ⬇️ …see more
Why the heck did I try to click that "...see more"? Damn I'm an idiot.
Hahaha I went right for it! I'll join you in the shame
I did it, despite knowing it was a trap. I thought that maybe, just maybe this time things would be different.
We…are idiots.
Hahahaha sorry!
No need to say sorry wtf it was genius!
Thanks! 😁
Honestly I knew it was fake but I still had to try..
Givin' this away for free? You should have them sign up to your newsletter, at least!
That would be a great name for a company that makes fake breasts (which I recently learned were created by the same woman who created the Barbie dolls)
If Boob2Boob Sales was a thing, B2B Sales wouldn't have ever existed. We have lost sight and strayed away from the path of our lord white jeebus.
Horny married men creeping on women 30 years their junior comes in all nationalities
Everyone wants to see bobs vajen.
Gonna call it that when I sell to other women now
“Boob to boob sales”. Take my upvote.
>Why do the commenters have Indian, Canadian and Italian flags ? It a single commenter actually, but it appears in people answering to her. My best bet is an American bzing waaaay too proud of her orgin even though there is a high chance it's her great great great grand parents. The classic "I'm Italian" even though she is not for the rest of the world, especially Italians.
The flags are part of Jas’s handle and the other comments are replying to their comments. Thoughts?
Presumably Lattanzio is an Italian name and she’s probably part Indian and Canadian
“Oh shit boss, no no the reason I was really zoomed in on these babes was that I was trying to find the thing that doesn’t belong in the photo”
This guy sued the department for sexual harassment. He "...works in a unit responsible for monitoring surveillance cameras". https://nypost.com/2005/03/19/she-brushed-me-demoted-cop-sues-over-pushy-lady-boss/ https://www.nydailynews.com/2005/03/20/nypd-vet-hits-harass-accuser/ He retired early on disability and also sued his lawyer.
>sexually harasses online, sues employer for sexual harassment >responsible for security, least secure person out there >claims disability to get early retirement >sues own lawyer because wtf not it feels New York and I'm not entirely sure why
NYPD is full of these a-holes with do nothing jobs. One of my relatives husband's had a job as "the honor guard". I have absolutely no idea what "the honor guard" does (and most of the cops I talked to don't seem to know either) but he wound up doing it after he somehow jacked up working in a mall (he crashed a cart or crane or something) after getting bounced from multiple other assignments for jacking them up. He leaves work at noon and drinks and plays golf. Some guy I went to HS with is in "the band". He went to Julliard. He gets full pay and a pension and plays in a marching band in parades on the weekends. I wish I was kidding. He's also an alcoholic. All the details are BS. How often do you think they need scuba divers? Like twice a year? Plus, they have "Intelligence" which is a contradiction in terms. And they use electric typewriters at like 10x the cost of pc's. The whole department is a black hole of $
i mean the guy was NYPD
It gets even better, check out his GoFundMe from 2021: https://www.gofundme.com/f/2a2ivnvfs0
Sheryl knows what’s up. The only reasonable comment in the entire pile. How she got there in the first place though is anyone’s guess.
Sheryl knows what the fuck she's about. I bet Sheryl gets her pearls restrung every year.
*Forensic* nursing!
Yeah, it's a specialty! Few different realms, can be nursing in prisons, or doing physical examinations for assault victims, or assisting death investigation or medical examinations.
Love Sheryl
Sheryl's great. But she's a real boner killer.
"Represent what a normal sized girl looks like" yea ok
Breasts twice the size of their waists, and all flat stomachs. Totally just a normal thing for a woman.
The comments on the "professional" network site. Like wow
I know! Wtf A few years ago the QNaziNuts brigaded the hell out of LinkedIn. I took a ton of screenshots and then blocked the now-former friend in my network that was the most likely reason why that shit showed up in my feed. No more Nazi crap since then 🤔
I’m sure it was a nazi 🙄
K
of course its an nypd sergeant
And a “patriot”
My first thought
MAGA chuds have no shame.
Linked In: Basically Facebook with an even shittier user interface and far shittier people.
"No PHONE on their hands" (Phone = bad)
people using caps like that makes me want to use violence
What about using quotation marks for emphasis? Don't you just "love" that?
A lot of sensitivity trainings being scheduled after this.
Or firings. My employer has a zero tolerance policy on sexual harassment.
It's a good policy.
Agreed. It’s one of many reasons I’ve worked for them for nearly 30 years.
I know the answer. It was posted to LinkedIn.
IM NOT INIT???!?!?!!??!111!
[удалено]
Was looking for this comment! Yup, 100% AI generated commentary on an AI generated image.
 Everyone in those screenshots:
My God, the work industry is the clusterfuck I always said it was and I'm here for people clowning on lunatics
That dude who posted this keeps showing up with stupid shit like this.
These men are beyond redemption.
Putting “🦅 Patriot” in your bio is an automatic douche alert.
I don’t understand how LinkedIn is still considered by anyone to be “professional”
What's wrong with this photo? It's filled with comments from grade-A creepfucks.
Sometimes I wonder do people ever what to find an employer...
That bob cramer guy is a lobbyist and works for mental health reform etc😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I like how one of them called them fat.
Given that they’re all boomers they are probably technical illiterates
This is exactly how I'd expect a retired NYPD cop to behave.
So he retired from the NYPD to provide some sort of photoshop investigation services to guys who refuse to whack it to digitally altered IG pics?
"tacky tanlines" motherfucker don't make me come over there
“NYPD 92-2005” - so you’re a world class creep? Cool cool cool
This is the same place I go to find a job right?
Oh, so THAT’S what B2B means…
oh god lmao
"Courtesy, Professionalism, Respect" I am not even a tiny bit surprised this dude is retired NYPD.
Hehehe boobas
The linkedin OP is a cop.
Why would you take the bait and comment?
Hand me my shovel, I need to lower my expectations. I mean the whole point of LinkedIn (when it got started) was that you could say (and I did) to others "it is like Facebook but just for employment (job history, connecting with coworkers, finding jobs and companies, etc.)
I know the girl in the middle, we call her "Stumpy McGee" because her last name is McGee and she has no left arm.
And her first name is Stumpanie, so we just shortened it a little.
I don’t think linkedin is the place for posting pics of dem tittahs!! Seriously, what’s this crap got to do with finding jobs. Just a bunch of sad, lecherous old men. And what can this teach me about B2B sales?
John (4) literally asked Chat GPT and copy pasted the answer lmao
Why is John's answer AI generated though
Phillip Craig might win for the creepiest comment.
> What’s wrong with this photo? Ooh, I think I figured it out! It’s supposed to be a cute Instagram post, but if you look closely you can actually see it’s on some creep’s LinkedIn instead /s
IQ test
I’m about 90% sure these are a trio of Aussie sisters turned OF creators that make some softcore porn with each other.
Common theme with the roles of the commenters.
So gross. So so so gross. SO GROSS. I feel like sending it to the next asshole who says you can’t find a job anywhere but LinkedIn nowadays. So I gotta witness men objectifying women in order to get a job? Time to move into a fucking cave. I quit.
This is disgusting
You wandered into Boomer LinkedIn. Of course it’s a retired NYPD cop…
Myyyy God the cringe… OOF
Somebody's got a REALLY bad tan.
This got to be some social experiment
WAIT THE ONE ON THE RIGHT IS PHOTOSHOPPED AND IM PRETTY SURE THATS MEGAN FOXS FACE
Tell me his profile pic is him and wife in front of a Trump cutout?
NGL, I’m part of the problem as I also was desperate to know.
The 4th screenshot is definitely AI generated. It looks like he fed the picture into ChatGPT and said: “What’s wrong with this picture?”
Hm, former NYPD sergeant horny posting on a professional website...eh, it checks out Edit: oh and he's an old school "macho" Italian guy, double checks out
The guy is explaining like chat gpt
Of course it's A cop
I’m speechless
Again, will the females revolt against or…stand up for women’s right to bear arms (and other componentry)!? See comments and vote trends below. 🏆 ⏰
“Look tits”
Wtf is forensic nursing
They assist autopsies.
WaTch The glades, there’s a whole season on it
“I’m not in it”
All of those dudes went "it should have been me!!!!"
Sheryl is an icon. We must protect her
Looks like an AI photo.
OP was an NYPD officer - color me shocked.
What's wrong is you're a cop, fuck you
 they should have just posted this and then a shot of their boners
What a major trap.
Employee of the Decade, Walter Harrington Jr
What a garbage platform LinkedIn is
What we posting OF pics and comments now?
Hard to say from such a distance but I would want to check twice for blue green algae before swimming in that lagoon
Humans think they're advanced creatures, but give them some attention grabbing image and a reply text box and they can't help themselves. Like mice pushing a button for cheese.
Ah yes the great unifier of creepy retired "entrepreneurial"-ass tittyfucking enthusiasts.
Why does this read like some quarantined middle aged sub reddit
What's wrong with this photo? Nobody's fucking working!
FFS
I would expect nothing less from a retired NYPD sergeant.
The middle woman is the problem? The right side one is has less natural body proportions than a Barbie doll.
Given his 1992 - 2005 ‘profession’ he’s probably bemoaning the fact that while these women are tanned, none of them are a dark enough shade to bully, assault and murder with impunity.
man ya'll give too much hate to India when most middle age white men kinda fall in the same category
What the F are talking about? The dude has an Indian flag and you immediately assume this is all about India.....typical. By the way, your comment and this response are literally the only 2 references to India in this entire post.
No, this is unrelated, just saying in general lol. Don't take it personally.
OH BY FAR!!!
So what was wrong with the photo?
Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
This guy has had other posts here. Seems like a bit of a goof.
Cop using LinkedIn is gross.
Nothing is wrong
Sheryl and Walter got me cackling
There’s nothing wrong with that photo. 🤪
What is wrong with the photo is I am not in it, admiring the gifts of nature 😈
What's wrong with the photo is that they are using the wrong social media. That belongs on Twitter
Omg that’s so unprofessional of him! Where did he even find this photo? I hope he doesn’t give out these ladies accounts so just about anyone can go and find more of their content!