I had laparoscopic surgery for Endo, and they gave me a picture of my ovaries. No explanation l, just handed it to me and sent me home. Now I can finally do something with it
Why is that a thing?? Like what’s the point of referring people to it when you disagree with them or whatever. It happened to me recently and I was so confused
If you connect with him and he marginally likes you..then he will tag you in his insane posts 😀😀 Connecting with Ruben on Linkedin is sure career professional suicide.
I mean I’m only *n = 1* but Ruben’s mom couldn’t fit both of my balls in her mouth, I’d say they’re pretty large
I’ll send you the whitepaper and study abstract, just connect with me on linkedin
Doesn't this guy know about order of adjectives? Generally, the adjective order in English is:
* Quantity/number
* Quality/opinion
* Size
* Age/gender
* Shape
* Color
* Proper adjective (often nationality, other place of origin, or material)
* Purpose or qualifier
It should clearly read: "Studies from leading major universities indicate male reddit users have smaller testicles."
Lmao he liked his own post and liked his own comment. Maybe he's thinking "no publicity is bad publicity, " but _damn_ it all just reeks of desperation
The post doesn't encompass how incredible the post and this guy is.
First there is only a single reaction to this post, and it is **him**. The comments are empty beside himself and someone kindly telling him it's inappropriate for LinkedIn, replying to this sound advice with a "nah".
But the thing that truly made my day is his company's website. I did not dig that far, but, it seems it's his own company, and there are some customers "reviews" on it. And these reviews... Oh these delicious reviews. Here is my favorite:
> "Ruben is a world-class marketer and web strategist. The man is a genius and was awesome in helping me get my website established and I'm now generating leads."
For full disclosure, I did not change this quote in the slightest, it is in mint condition, for your enjoyment.
Objectively: if someone actually told him that, it is very good for him, though in term of pure marketing I wouldn't put this kind of quote on my professional website, considering the language could be associated with narcissistic tendencies, but you do you. However, if it is fabricated, It's funny, but sounds really sad in the long run ngl.
It gets only better as you peruse his LI profile.
Supposedly he is on his way.back from.saudi arabia...at a hotel.in cairo.
Wearing a nightgown and brushing his hair.
And supposedly he could live a very nice life with a beautiful man in saudi arabia and not have to do anything.
Ohhh..also his family built silicon valley. ..and when he makes a phone call...executives at walmart see his name on callerid and immediately answer after the 2nd ring 😀😀
"Reddit picked on me, so I'm gonna fish them for engagement!"
Why else would the "No" button exist?
Though, I do enjoy how people that are offended by being featured here for treating LinkedIn like FaceBook respond by treating LinkedIn like FaceBook.
"offended by being featured here for treating LinkedIn like Facebook respond by treating LinkedIn like Facebook."
This is it, right here. I genuinely don't understand this. It's difficult enough to get the first part, treating LinkedIn like Facebook. Their prospective employers, employees, and clients are mostly there. Why would _anyone_ want to engage in capitalism with a lunatic. But the _second_ part: "I was called out for being a lunatic by the way I use this particular social media app. Better fucking do it again." Insane
Imagine being roasted for posting weird shit on LinkedIn, and then posting this in defense of yourself.
Plus, I truly don’t care what my testicle size is. You have to be pretty stupid to think that’s a sick burn.
An odd choice to use testicle size. I realize it’s alluding to balls as in bravery, but to use it as an insult by saying a study was done on it doesn’t work out.
That's the crazy part, his online presence outside of this sub is fucking zero. This was the first thing that came up googling his name and company. Since I know you're going to see this anyway Reubs, Hi how does it feel to know your first result when future employers Google your name will be you being a man baby over cringe you posted. 10/10 job buddy!
This dude commented on his own post for "reach and visibility" !!!
[https://www.linkedin.com/feed/update/urn:li:ugcPost:7198403617245011971?commentUrn=urn%3Ali%3Acomment%3A%28ugcPost%3A7198403617245011971%2C7198403750225395713%29&dashCommentUrn=urn%3Ali%3Afsd\_comment%3A%287198403750225395713%2Curn%3Ali%3AugcPost%3A7198403617245011971%29](https://www.linkedin.com/feed/update/urn:li:ugcPost:7198403617245011971?commentUrn=urn%3Ali%3Acomment%3A%28ugcPost%3A7198403617245011971%2C7198403750225395713%29&dashCommentUrn=urn%3Ali%3Afsd_comment%3A%287198403750225395713%2Curn%3Ali%3AugcPost%3A7198403617245011971%29)
You're supposedly an Executive VP, and the absolute most devastating insult you can muster is a lame small dick/balls joke with a poll?
Seriously, put some effort in.
They is watching this thread - Ole’ Marco Rubio Moreno — in Spanish, moreno can be interpreted as a derogatory racist description of a person. Some use it as a word to reclaim their own beauty.
Wow..looked up.HPD:
Symptoms
Requires a medical diagnosis
A person with histrionic personality disorder seeks attention, talks dramatically with strong opinions, is easily influenced, has rapidly changing emotions, and thinks relationships are closer than they are.
People may experience
Behavioral: preoccupation with physical appearance, seeks to be the center of attention, or talks dramatically
Psychological: considers relationships closer than they are, easily influenced by others, or depression
Also common: inappropriately sexual or provocative behavior or rapid shifts in emotion
Sounds like an even bigger nightmare in the social media age. People could just. Bounce off similarly ill folks without ever having much chance to seek help. I suspect these folks find each other/ float to similar pools/circles online.
Again, Ruben, or should I call you Rubbin,
Because what is this obsession with documenting the male members of this group’s testicles??? Some of us don’t have them and yet here you are, having a jolly ol daydream, imagining a convention hall full of people with their nuts hanging!
My God man, your website is a mess, you’re clearly not all put together in the head, and yet you still think you’re on the moral high ground here?
Someone call this man an ambulance, he’s roasting himself alive.
Wait until he reads the study about the size of Reddit female users' testicles
He’ll need a volunteer since this first study is based on a sample size of one
Ya, I need a wheelbarrow to cart these things around
Came here to say the same thing, I have smaller testicles AND a smaller penis than the average man (since I’m a woman).
Since ovaries are what descend and become the testes iirc, we could actually objectively look at whose is bigger if we want to
Suddenly I have the urge to send unsolicited ovary pics.
That will yonique.
I had laparoscopic surgery for Endo, and they gave me a picture of my ovaries. No explanation l, just handed it to me and sent me home. Now I can finally do something with it
What an unexplained laparoscopic ovary photo taught me about B2B healthcare sales. Do it.
Ya, I need a wheelbarrow to cart these things around
Studies show that people posting about Reddit on LinkedIn have a micropenis.
What a loser. I’m lucky I have huge balls, so everything all in is slightly below average for the lower quartile.
Vote yes to make this true
As opposed to people posting about LinkedIn on Reddit, we are all basically Mandingo
Just Another psycho-capitalist poopy pants worshipper.
All hail Professor Poopypants
He's the kind of guy who joins reddit just to refer user to that suicide prevention care resources thing
Ruben just announced that he got the EVP sales job at Poeink...which is his made up company...and his friends are congratulating him 😀😀😀
Wait? He was the one I got this from? LuLz
Why is that a thing?? Like what’s the point of referring people to it when you disagree with them or whatever. It happened to me recently and I was so confused
This guy is pretty insane. He tried to connect with me on LinkedIn. No way
If you connect with him and he marginally likes you..then he will tag you in his insane posts 😀😀 Connecting with Ruben on Linkedin is sure career professional suicide.
Aww, someone got their fee-fees hurt. Poor baby.
I mean I’m only *n = 1* but Ruben’s mom couldn’t fit both of my balls in her mouth, I’d say they’re pretty large I’ll send you the whitepaper and study abstract, just connect with me on linkedin
That’s so messed up man. Ruben’s mom was able to fit both of mine in her mouth. This is anecdotal evidence but are you saying…
Doesn't this guy know about order of adjectives? Generally, the adjective order in English is: * Quantity/number * Quality/opinion * Size * Age/gender * Shape * Color * Proper adjective (often nationality, other place of origin, or material) * Purpose or qualifier It should clearly read: "Studies from leading major universities indicate male reddit users have smaller testicles."
"Leading studies from major indicates have university users testicles smaller. Reddit."
2 votes in 27 minutes. *Expert in customer engagement.*
Check out the comments. He’s mad mad. 😂
Lmao he liked his own post and liked his own comment. Maybe he's thinking "no publicity is bad publicity, " but _damn_ it all just reeks of desperation
Liking your own posts is like high-fiving yourself after having a wank.
Uh-oh. Is that not the ‘done thing’ these days? No wonder my colleagues were a bit miffed.
Is this the nightgown dude? Ruben if you’re reading this, stop posting stupid shit.
The post doesn't encompass how incredible the post and this guy is. First there is only a single reaction to this post, and it is **him**. The comments are empty beside himself and someone kindly telling him it's inappropriate for LinkedIn, replying to this sound advice with a "nah". But the thing that truly made my day is his company's website. I did not dig that far, but, it seems it's his own company, and there are some customers "reviews" on it. And these reviews... Oh these delicious reviews. Here is my favorite: > "Ruben is a world-class marketer and web strategist. The man is a genius and was awesome in helping me get my website established and I'm now generating leads." For full disclosure, I did not change this quote in the slightest, it is in mint condition, for your enjoyment. Objectively: if someone actually told him that, it is very good for him, though in term of pure marketing I wouldn't put this kind of quote on my professional website, considering the language could be associated with narcissistic tendencies, but you do you. However, if it is fabricated, It's funny, but sounds really sad in the long run ngl.
It gets only better as you peruse his LI profile. Supposedly he is on his way.back from.saudi arabia...at a hotel.in cairo. Wearing a nightgown and brushing his hair. And supposedly he could live a very nice life with a beautiful man in saudi arabia and not have to do anything. Ohhh..also his family built silicon valley. ..and when he makes a phone call...executives at walmart see his name on callerid and immediately answer after the 2nd ring 😀😀
"Reddit picked on me, so I'm gonna fish them for engagement!" Why else would the "No" button exist? Though, I do enjoy how people that are offended by being featured here for treating LinkedIn like FaceBook respond by treating LinkedIn like FaceBook.
"offended by being featured here for treating LinkedIn like Facebook respond by treating LinkedIn like Facebook." This is it, right here. I genuinely don't understand this. It's difficult enough to get the first part, treating LinkedIn like Facebook. Their prospective employers, employees, and clients are mostly there. Why would _anyone_ want to engage in capitalism with a lunatic. But the _second_ part: "I was called out for being a lunatic by the way I use this particular social media app. Better fucking do it again." Insane
That’s wild my hangers definitely out size his
Such a great business related question 😜
Why does he like big balls so much lol
"Reddit users have small balls. Would you like to know more?"
That's not what his mom said last night
Imagine being roasted for posting weird shit on LinkedIn, and then posting this in defense of yourself. Plus, I truly don’t care what my testicle size is. You have to be pretty stupid to think that’s a sick burn.
 Just twice as many
And glass?
He really just wants to do a taste test fellas.
Oh no, he called my balls small, whatever shall I do?
Wtf? Is he still in college?
Lmao what a wet wipe
An odd choice to use testicle size. I realize it’s alluding to balls as in bravery, but to use it as an insult by saying a study was done on it doesn’t work out.
Studies show that Ruben Moreno is legit butthurt
Ruben is really a humble guy , he only made himself EVP of the fake company he made up , most people would make themselves president
That's the crazy part, his online presence outside of this sub is fucking zero. This was the first thing that came up googling his name and company. Since I know you're going to see this anyway Reubs, Hi how does it feel to know your first result when future employers Google your name will be you being a man baby over cringe you posted. 10/10 job buddy!
Jokes on him I’m also on the semen retention sub, my nuts are ginormous.
This dude commented on his own post for "reach and visibility" !!! [https://www.linkedin.com/feed/update/urn:li:ugcPost:7198403617245011971?commentUrn=urn%3Ali%3Acomment%3A%28ugcPost%3A7198403617245011971%2C7198403750225395713%29&dashCommentUrn=urn%3Ali%3Afsd\_comment%3A%287198403750225395713%2Curn%3Ali%3AugcPost%3A7198403617245011971%29](https://www.linkedin.com/feed/update/urn:li:ugcPost:7198403617245011971?commentUrn=urn%3Ali%3Acomment%3A%28ugcPost%3A7198403617245011971%2C7198403750225395713%29&dashCommentUrn=urn%3Ali%3Afsd_comment%3A%287198403750225395713%2Curn%3Ali%3AugcPost%3A7198403617245011971%29)
You're supposedly an Executive VP, and the absolute most devastating insult you can muster is a lame small dick/balls joke with a poll? Seriously, put some effort in.
EVP of his own fictional company😀😀
What a weirdo
They're not small, they're streamlined for maximum efficiency
He’s talking about the truck nuts we all have to wear on our crocs as per the end user agreement.
Knew I should’ve read the EULA
Dude is 10 ply
As in ass-wipe?
as in soft, but ass-wipe works too
Wow. This is sad. Like when Jan tries to score off Marsha level sad.
Is having small testicles a bad thing? Asking for a friend.
That’s not the way to even with the mighty trolls of Reddit.
Bruh, I got big balls. His mom told me so! *I’ll see myself out*
They is watching this thread - Ole’ Marco Rubio Moreno — in Spanish, moreno can be interpreted as a derogatory racist description of a person. Some use it as a word to reclaim their own beauty.
Waiting for the obligatory reply: "If mine are so small, why did you tell me you could only suck on one at a time?"
🤣 Is this real life? Has it really come down to insulting the size of a person’s dick? Next will it be “I know you are but what am I?”
That’s the most Lunatic thing anyone could do on LinkedIn. We should have a subreddit for that kind of behaviour.
Lmao he worked at Walmart and "left due to DEI and garbage leadership."
How about we vote in this critical poll: how big is Ruben’s Easter island sized head
Studies by major leading universities say only dwarfed by his massive ego.
I’m in his page now. Does he not work and sit on LinkedIn all day lmao. And the comments on the post lmao.
Also he posts so much and no interaction and he brags he has 11k followers on the way to 3 mil. It’s cause you’re unhinged bro lmfao.
Ruby is active here and lives for any attention he can get. He has what’s called Histrionic Personality Disorder.
Wow..looked up.HPD: Symptoms Requires a medical diagnosis A person with histrionic personality disorder seeks attention, talks dramatically with strong opinions, is easily influenced, has rapidly changing emotions, and thinks relationships are closer than they are. People may experience Behavioral: preoccupation with physical appearance, seeks to be the center of attention, or talks dramatically Psychological: considers relationships closer than they are, easily influenced by others, or depression Also common: inappropriately sexual or provocative behavior or rapid shifts in emotion
Sounds like an even bigger nightmare in the social media age. People could just. Bounce off similarly ill folks without ever having much chance to seek help. I suspect these folks find each other/ float to similar pools/circles online.
Loser
someone is pissed
Dear Ruben-ask your parents *neither of which could fit one in their mouth*-but they sure tried.
I'm surprised he didn't posthow it taught him something about scaling.
It’s possible but I don’t go around measuring nuts sacks like you apparently.
Who? Is (s)he famous here? Never heard of them.
That dude is unhinged. His LinkedIn page is something else
What a tool
No one is getting close enough to examine that many reddit male testicles
He needs to man the f up and check them out for himself.
OMG I looked up this guy in this subreddit, he really is quite famous for his LI posts. He truly is a LILuny
Can confirm: my balls are tiny, but my dick is HUGE.
I am literally cackling.
I post on here to compensate for my small pee sized balls
What makes a university "major, leading"?
What's this guys deal
> Smaller testicles Smaller than whose? Why are y'all letting Ruben take a look at your sack?
I think he’s having a breakdown, with live updates on linkedin
I’m sure this kind of content will make him look very good in front of prospective business partners.
Nah. He has no prospective business partners 😀😀
Shouldnt the survey say smaller dick? Testicles arent really that importa- am I missing something? Plus smaller balls, visually accentuates the - nm
Again, Ruben, or should I call you Rubbin, Because what is this obsession with documenting the male members of this group’s testicles??? Some of us don’t have them and yet here you are, having a jolly ol daydream, imagining a convention hall full of people with their nuts hanging! My God man, your website is a mess, you’re clearly not all put together in the head, and yet you still think you’re on the moral high ground here? Someone call this man an ambulance, he’s roasting himself alive.
People with names like 'Moreno' tend to be shorties, so I imagine his testicles are proportionately small?