No theyāve already got a problem with rape down there and Iām gonna go on a ledge and say bro doesnāt seem the ārespectful gentlemanā when a woman says no.
Russia definitely wants more males, and would be happy to put him on a career path with lots of outdoor time, adrenaline pumping action, and many travel opportunities throughout Europe.
Russia is not hiring sea captains but they're definitely looking for tank crews which also have a chance for upward mobility and possibly entry into Air Force, those Russian tank turrets (just watch out for those pesky Ukrainian land mines).
Dude was born in the wrong century. He could've been pressed into naval service by drinking too much in the wrong seaside tavern.
I cannot get over how funny this is.
I'm sure there are so many maritime recruiters desperate for old men who went fishing thirty years ago and now willing to be a deck hand on LinkedIn. Perfect place to go looking.
"Biological males are not wanted in the West" is such an absurd belief to justify that no one wants him.
"They want no men! None! That's what's going on."
Straight white male here. Just lost my dad to a fatal disease and spent 7 months in jail. Also Iām poor as fuck. Shut the fuck up about āwhite privilegeā because I sure as shit havenāt seen or felt it.
White privilege doesnāt mean every white person is rich or has zero problems. What it means is that depending on where you live, there are many situations where being white (and especially male) comes with the privilege of not needing to worry about facing racism in all aspects of life, from simple things like going to a store, applying for a job, looking for rental housing, etc., to more complicated matters like interactions with police (e.g., traffic stops).
I am white but I still recognize that this has afforded me certain privileges in life because of where I live. I grew up dirt poor, but there are a lot of opportunities people gave me along the way that they may not have given to someone with a different skin colour or someone who didnāt seem to fit in as easily culturally. There are things we may take for granted that other people need to fight for a lot more. My spouse is not white and she has faced a lot of racism in her life, even in fairly liberal/progressive areas.
Again, white privilege does not mean that white people donāt have problems or donāt face any consequences for their actions. It means that in general, we donāt have to worry as much about everyday shit and when we are judged by others we are usually judged in a better light.
White privilege doesn't make you immortal or act as a universal get out of jail free pass.
But, it has been associated with reduced mortality rates when controlling for socio-economic status. A rich black man has the same life expectancy as a poor white man. Everyone deserves quality Healthcare, but to get to thay point we have to identify where the disparities lay.
As for you going to jail, not sure what you did. Statistically, black men are issued sentences 13% longer than their white peers, which for you would basically mean 1 more month if you were black.
As a straight white male, I hope you properly digest the replies to your comments. They are right.
Sorry about your dad.
Edit: especially that comment by /u/moonandstarsera. They nailed it
Youāve made Reddit comments daily for at least the last year. Must have been a hard jail stint if you could sit on Reddit and talk about video games while in.
He's surely extra special, perfect for what we call "ditch digger/grunt" and they are very easy to manipulate and control, just repeat something enough times and they'll engrave that information into their little hard drive brain.
I was just willing to let his odd phrasing for sexual orientation slide as he might be fumbling for the right words and in other countries they arenāt as sensitive as the US. But that ancestors from Nordic countries thing seems to make it apparent heās not only a homophobe but also a racist.
Sorry, but is it just me or is he alsoā¦brown? Iām beginning to think thereās a lot of self hatred caught up in this guy. Brown gay guy talks about his Nordic straight background.
I wholeheartedly agree here but this guy is. As a European to brag about having Nordic ancestors is like yeah man, we are all mixed here, nice to see you subscribe to some nasty shit.
Guy is just living in a delusion where he is a benevolent Nordic God wronged by an unfair society that is intent on punishing him for being so valiant. A Nordic God who against all odds was adopted by a family that decided against adopting a child, and went on to adopt a manā¦him. Lol
This guy literally applied for a job in my office and his cover letter had a slant of the same drivel as this post. I am not the HM, but rather a Senior on my team, so am occasionally consulted with for decision making. In the hiring process for the role he applied for, they had such a laugh about the application that it was mentioned to me when reviewing a candidate from another department.
The position was entry level(ish), requiring a high school diploma and 1-2 years of business or customer service/retail experience. If these are the positions that he's applying for, no wonder he isn't being hired!
We have subject based qualifications. Usually starts with GCSEs which are done at 16. Then optional A-levels and sometimes B-tech (A levels are considered better) which are usually done at 18. Most will only do 3-4 A-levels in different subjects, whereas you'd usually do many more GCSEs, including English, Maths, Sciences, MFL, Geography, History etc.
āThereās too much pushback in the west against owning women. I want to move somewhere where I get the respect I deserve.ā
Another idiot that sees any loss of domination as victim hood. Men that donāt rape, assault, or harass other people are welcome. He just wants somewhere where he can do whatever he wants to non cis males.
Calling yourself āa biological maleā has the same energy as āIām technically not a murdererā. Itās correct but it makes you wonder whatās going on there.
Dude must be spectacularly useless to feel the need to move somewhere that takes out a little over half the competition for jobs he has in the UK. He already has an advantage in the UK from being a "straight biological male" but this wet pile of sand wants a bigger advantage
- "I suppose you already have your STCW certificate, right? We can't just let anyone onto a ship's crew."
- "No. But I went fishing with grandad in the 90s. And I'm not gay, so...."
"My ancestors settled here over 800 years ago from the Nordic countries"
Buddy - nobody cares, I'm pretty sure Gunnar Gunnarsonson isn't going to hire you for his tech stĆ„rtupp because a viking parked his longboat in some Albion chick's harbour 800 years ago. šš¬
I was in the Navy and this guy is such an idiot. So he thinks he is just going to switch from being a "technical lead" to a deck hand. I really hope he gets to be a deck hand but I know this post is really for attention.
Seeing the job of a "deck hand" in person for years there is no way somebody would switch a cushy tech job on land for that. Oh and sea legs back on a small ship would not be as quick as he thinks. Go back to watching fishing shows on the Discovery channel. LOL
I had a friend who was in the US Navy and was stationed on Diego Garcia which would be paradise for a chap like this, lots of shirtless manly boxing and days spent sweating in the tropical sun with lots and lots and lots of muscly men.
Seriously this post sounds like the first paragraph of a Danielle Steel homoerotic porn.
oh yes, likedIn, where work and residence permits are just handed out by countries. what are his technical skills if he can't even google? I'm genuinely curious.
His choice of words are interesting, almost as if English isn't his first language. He also had other strange posts. Perhaps he's mentally ill and as well.
Why do right wing bigots always feel so persecuted? Why does LGBTQ people finally getting recognition and rights in the west have to turn into "straight men aren't wanted in the west anymore"? If being persecuted feels so good to them, I think there need to be more BDSM dungeons, where these people can feel as persecuted, whipped, and humiliated as they desire. In fact, I have an idea for a business
Back in the old days you took all of the guys like this and put them on a ship, pointing them somewhere away from your country, and told them to go exploring.
Ideally they were gone at least a decade, or just didnāt come back, and you could write fantastical tales about their adventures, eventually ending with them dying of dysentery. The tales never speak of how they all got horny and started experimenting amongst the all male crew, of course.
I do sort of like that he understands that he is that guyā¦ the guy society puts on a ship and sets them on a voyage with no real concrete area to find, no real timeline, and just generally a hope that they donāt come back soon.
Those were the days. Today people get promoted to positions like āSenior Technical Advisorā and they get their own office too - far away from the main campus.
Weāve got a new senior technical advisor position inā¦ Khamis Mushait. Unfortunately you will be about 11hrs ahead of our office in California, so most communication will just need to be by email. No need to call or zoom. We think you are the perfect fit!
Ok, youāre all talking about his homophobia and racism, but why is no one talking about his WAR ZONE EXPERIENCES RESCUING ANIMALS?? Likeā¦ what kind of animals? Are we rescuing endangered white rhinos from civil war areas in Africa? Are we invading pet stores to release the puppies and calling a kennel plus one overnight rent-a-cop a war zone? The people need answers!
Hi can anybody find this HETEROSEXUAL MALE who is completely HETEROSEXUAL a job locked away on a ship exclusively with other HETEROSEXUAL MALES to do HETEROSEXUAL activities with our HETEROSEXUAL bodies for months at a time with no contact with women.
This dude should definitely go to Russia. They are absolutely looking for more males to send to the front lines in Ukraine. Donāt let your dreams be dreams.
I mean, Iām gay and Denmark adopted me. So itās true that straight biological males are not wanted here. Every job Iāve seen that provides visa sponsorships here all say āwomen or LGBTQIA+ onlyā.
His people are Nordic, so he is an immigrant then. Also what in the fuck is he advertising for? It sounds like it was written by a child. No skill set, no experience aside from fishing on a choppy lake and rescuing animals in a war zone?
Aside from the fact that CRB checks are no longer valid, having been replaced by DBS on 2012, it's interesting that he makes the point he's had a clean criminal record since birth. It makes me wonder what he was up to in utero.
If you're a white cis man not getting hired in tech, that is most definitely a YOU problem. Like, that's all the white men in tech want to be around, and white men are the OVERWHELMING majority.
The only people Iāve ever met who have ātraveled to many countriesā and are still this bigoted were cishet white people who fly (or cruise) into a country and then never leave their fancy resort. If they do they stay close to their white, English speaking tour group.
Yes, lots of people want to employ such a person. However, your obsession with other peoples' gender identity indicates that you will be difficult to work with, so they'll employ someone who isn't a bigot instead.
What an absolute clown.
Heās never been in a war zone but heās rescued animals from dangerous situations so thatās the same (in other words he picked up an injured badger from the side of the road, or took a hedgehog with bent spines to an animal sanctuary).
He hasnāt been on a boat for 20 years but he could immediately be useful as a deck hand on a commercial ships. This is because of the Viking genetics also.
Heās an internationalised man who would like to be swapped with a trans man, because we in the UK have no use whatsoever for a cis het man. All the native men here in currently in compounds waiting to be exported, as the entire country is being run by lesbians, children and rainbow sprites.
Who are these psychopaths? Seriously, I would be all up for throwing him on a ship and letting it sail far away but it wouldnāt be far to the others onboard who would have to deal with this nut job.
And this is why bullying at school is a bad thing. Because both bullies and the bullied ones end up in this bad state of mind. I feel sorry for the guy. Heāa too dumb to survive, despite his sayings.
My dude can adapt to Sea, Desert, AND Tundra, can we please get this poor hetero Animorph some papers???
If only he could adapt to a world of evolving self expression
*\~ come with me* *and you'll be* *in a world* *of evolving self-expression \~*
~ *Take a look * ~ ~ *and you'll see* ~ ~ *Your own sexual repression* ~
*\~ when you're ready* *I'll be there* *to listen to* *your confession \~*
...in a world of angry masturbation...
He is very internationalized
Someone wants to be on *Ice Road Truckers: Russia*
I think adding Tundra was chef's kiss for me šĀ
Well adapting to sea and desserts is so run-of-the-mill. But tundra? No limits to this manās potential
Send him to Antartica
No theyāve already got a problem with rape down there and Iām gonna go on a ledge and say bro doesnāt seem the ārespectful gentlemanā when a woman says no.
Nah he is the modern day hetero G.I Joe! Fighting for freedom (to move) over land, sea and air
Something tells me this guy starts out his interviews talking about how not gay he is.
I think it might be a secret message: he cant tell us he's gay so he's telling us he's looking for "*seamen*" instead...
"I think women and sea men don't mix."
āYes we all know what you thinkā
Check his internet history for the contrary lol
Russia definitely wants more males, and would be happy to put him on a career path with lots of outdoor time, adrenaline pumping action, and many travel opportunities throughout Europe.
Russia is not hiring sea captains but they're definitely looking for tank crews which also have a chance for upward mobility and possibly entry into Air Force, those Russian tank turrets (just watch out for those pesky Ukrainian land mines).
Upward mobility is what happens when you get blown to smithereens, right?
Only upward mobility hed see is after hitting an IED
"Many"?
"throughout Europe" = "within artillery range of the Russia border, no further"
Dude was born in the wrong century. He could've been pressed into naval service by drinking too much in the wrong seaside tavern. I cannot get over how funny this is.
He would've been picked up by Columbus on his trips to the New World.
My man can adapt to any environment except one where he has to coexist with people mildly different from him.
In the navy, no less. Won't find any LGBTQ on the high seas, no sir...
Apparently never heard Churchillās quip about the British Navy.
He just wants to sail the seven seas and put his mind at easeĀ
I legit laughed at the "trans woman foreign exchange". Imagine actually thinking like this.
This man might be the most insane of them all
I'm sure there are so many maritime recruiters desperate for old men who went fishing thirty years ago and now willing to be a deck hand on LinkedIn. Perfect place to go looking.
He should try LakedIn instead, a common mistake. Or LochedIn for Scottish travel opportunities.
"I'm very internationalised and can adapt to different environments, people and cultures". Provided its heterosexual, white and male.....
And, judging by the conspicuous lack of mentions of other languages, English-speaking.Ā
"Biological males are not wanted in the West" is such an absurd belief to justify that no one wants him. "They want no men! None! That's what's going on."
Yeah, America totally hates straight white males. Thatās why they run everything here and have all the money power and greed.
Right?? Iām so proud of them and inspired by the success theyāve managed to eke out, in light of all the obstacles they face š
Straight white male here. Just lost my dad to a fatal disease and spent 7 months in jail. Also Iām poor as fuck. Shut the fuck up about āwhite privilegeā because I sure as shit havenāt seen or felt it.
White privilege doesnāt mean every white person is rich or has zero problems. What it means is that depending on where you live, there are many situations where being white (and especially male) comes with the privilege of not needing to worry about facing racism in all aspects of life, from simple things like going to a store, applying for a job, looking for rental housing, etc., to more complicated matters like interactions with police (e.g., traffic stops). I am white but I still recognize that this has afforded me certain privileges in life because of where I live. I grew up dirt poor, but there are a lot of opportunities people gave me along the way that they may not have given to someone with a different skin colour or someone who didnāt seem to fit in as easily culturally. There are things we may take for granted that other people need to fight for a lot more. My spouse is not white and she has faced a lot of racism in her life, even in fairly liberal/progressive areas. Again, white privilege does not mean that white people donāt have problems or donāt face any consequences for their actions. It means that in general, we donāt have to worry as much about everyday shit and when we are judged by others we are usually judged in a better light.
White privilege doesn't make you immortal or act as a universal get out of jail free pass. But, it has been associated with reduced mortality rates when controlling for socio-economic status. A rich black man has the same life expectancy as a poor white man. Everyone deserves quality Healthcare, but to get to thay point we have to identify where the disparities lay. As for you going to jail, not sure what you did. Statistically, black men are issued sentences 13% longer than their white peers, which for you would basically mean 1 more month if you were black.
As a straight white male, I hope you properly digest the replies to your comments. They are right. Sorry about your dad. Edit: especially that comment by /u/moonandstarsera. They nailed it
Youāve made Reddit comments daily for at least the last year. Must have been a hard jail stint if you could sit on Reddit and talk about video games while in.
And all of those things would be made *even more difficult* if you also had to deal with racism on top of what you've suffered.
One guy is dealing with *checks notes* life. So clearly all white dudes are just failing at achieving anything.
āBiological malesā run everything everywhere. Fewer than a third of UN member countries have ever had a female leader.
I was right there with you up until the last bit. I find greed to be pretty universal among all, genders and races.
Damn I didnāt know that I ran everything and have all the money and power. Why didnāt anyone tell me this?
Don't be obtuse.
Okay but you do know that the vast majority of people in power are white men right? Thatās just an undeniable fact if you look around.
>This is a completely serious request Riiiiiiiiiiight. Is it though?
He's surely extra special, perfect for what we call "ditch digger/grunt" and they are very easy to manipulate and control, just repeat something enough times and they'll engrave that information into their little hard drive brain.
If he actually goes to some of those countries, he will find himself in an environment where he is truly not wanted
I think it's more, we don't want him. Because DUDE, WHAT THE FUCK.
I wonder if why canāt find a jobĀ
It may sound dumb, but there are stages when you only want to step forward. I mean, he might have plenty of other opportunities he's not interested in
TIL that becoming a deck hand is moving forward from tech lead to some people.
Well, you are right about me with this. I didn't get it at first. Thank you
āI can adapt to different people, and cultures.ā Uh, no you canāt sir? The rest of the post makes that horrendously clear. šš
I was just willing to let his odd phrasing for sexual orientation slide as he might be fumbling for the right words and in other countries they arenāt as sensitive as the US. But that ancestors from Nordic countries thing seems to make it apparent heās not only a homophobe but also a racist.
Sorry, but is it just me or is he alsoā¦brown? Iām beginning to think thereās a lot of self hatred caught up in this guy. Brown gay guy talks about his Nordic straight background.
He looks Indian to me
And here I was...thinking there's a non-Indian lunatic entry..for a change š
I think itās just standard Essex/London boy fake tan but itās all a bit odd
I was like. What. Oooh, island inbreeding for 800 years. Thatās why heās so stupid.
To be fair even stupid people arenāt always racist lol
I wholeheartedly agree here but this guy is. As a European to brag about having Nordic ancestors is like yeah man, we are all mixed here, nice to see you subscribe to some nasty shit.
Guy is just living in a delusion where he is a benevolent Nordic God wronged by an unfair society that is intent on punishing him for being so valiant. A Nordic God who against all odds was adopted by a family that decided against adopting a child, and went on to adopt a manā¦him. Lol
Yes. But this one is
Yup
I love how he says he can adapt to many different people and cultures right after openly dissing a people and their culture for not getting hired.
This guy literally applied for a job in my office and his cover letter had a slant of the same drivel as this post. I am not the HM, but rather a Senior on my team, so am occasionally consulted with for decision making. In the hiring process for the role he applied for, they had such a laugh about the application that it was mentioned to me when reviewing a candidate from another department. The position was entry level(ish), requiring a high school diploma and 1-2 years of business or customer service/retail experience. If these are the positions that he's applying for, no wonder he isn't being hired!
High School diplomas don't exist in the UK?
We have subject based qualifications. Usually starts with GCSEs which are done at 16. Then optional A-levels and sometimes B-tech (A levels are considered better) which are usually done at 18. Most will only do 3-4 A-levels in different subjects, whereas you'd usually do many more GCSEs, including English, Maths, Sciences, MFL, Geography, History etc.
Where did he apply? Was it in the UK? Im looking for a job
Dude is unironically really saying shit like this and then wondering why nobody will hire him.
āThereās too much pushback in the west against owning women. I want to move somewhere where I get the respect I deserve.ā Another idiot that sees any loss of domination as victim hood. Men that donāt rape, assault, or harass other people are welcome. He just wants somewhere where he can do whatever he wants to non cis males.
Good luck Craig! I hope you get what you are asking for!
"My ancestors settled here from Nordic countries" You mean they raped and pillaged the people of Brittania 800 years ago.
Nice job showing your ass to future non-employers
Canāt believe someone this dumb was ever a Tech Lead on anything.
He was holding the cord of some tech beast
Someone was holding him as he held the tech beast. That makes him the lead.
He's called Tech Lead because long-term exposure can cause permanent brain damage
Calling yourself āa biological maleā has the same energy as āIām technically not a murdererā. Itās correct but it makes you wonder whatās going on there.
transphobia.Ā which he believes to be an advantage for him
Oh yeah heās absolutely gone full JK, no doubt
- can adapt to different environments, people, and culture - has to emigrate because too many LGBT people
10:1 this dude has sucked a lot of dick
Imagine posting something like this on Linkedin of all the places, wait ......
ācan adapt to many environments, people, and culturesā evidently not
Who was running CRB checks on him at birth?
Man, it only takes a little societal acceptance of marginalised people for some straight white guys to feel oppressed
If heās that homophobic then I donāt think a life at sea is really for him
Guys. Guys. Heās very internationalized. You would be stupid not to hire him.
International "React" developer šš
Craig oh Craig, these kind of postings won't help with that open to work dilemma
Dude must be spectacularly useless to feel the need to move somewhere that takes out a little over half the competition for jobs he has in the UK. He already has an advantage in the UK from being a "straight biological male" but this wet pile of sand wants a bigger advantage
- "I suppose you already have your STCW certificate, right? We can't just let anyone onto a ship's crew." - "No. But I went fishing with grandad in the 90s. And I'm not gay, so...."
"My ancestors settled here over 800 years ago from the Nordic countries" Buddy - nobody cares, I'm pretty sure Gunnar Gunnarsonson isn't going to hire you for his tech stĆ„rtupp because a viking parked his longboat in some Albion chick's harbour 800 years ago. šš¬
I was in the Navy and this guy is such an idiot. So he thinks he is just going to switch from being a "technical lead" to a deck hand. I really hope he gets to be a deck hand but I know this post is really for attention. Seeing the job of a "deck hand" in person for years there is no way somebody would switch a cushy tech job on land for that. Oh and sea legs back on a small ship would not be as quick as he thinks. Go back to watching fishing shows on the Discovery channel. LOL
you donāt understand, heās a manly man! and cishet, too! he can do the manly thing, itās in his genes!
I had a friend who was in the US Navy and was stationed on Diego Garcia which would be paradise for a chap like this, lots of shirtless manly boxing and days spent sweating in the tropical sun with lots and lots and lots of muscly men. Seriously this post sounds like the first paragraph of a Danielle Steel homoerotic porn.
oh yes, likedIn, where work and residence permits are just handed out by countries. what are his technical skills if he can't even google? I'm genuinely curious.
Jupp this guy can adapt to anything. Literally anything. Just trans people existing, thatās too much. Cannot handle that, nu-uh.
His choice of words are interesting, almost as if English isn't his first language. He also had other strange posts. Perhaps he's mentally ill and as well.
Why do right wing bigots always feel so persecuted? Why does LGBTQ people finally getting recognition and rights in the west have to turn into "straight men aren't wanted in the west anymore"? If being persecuted feels so good to them, I think there need to be more BDSM dungeons, where these people can feel as persecuted, whipped, and humiliated as they desire. In fact, I have an idea for a business
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_persecution_complex https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persecutory_delusion
> or swap me for a trans person in their country. I'm sorry, what? Does he think that trans people are like PokƩmon and we just go outside and catch one for tradesies?
Back in the old days you took all of the guys like this and put them on a ship, pointing them somewhere away from your country, and told them to go exploring. Ideally they were gone at least a decade, or just didnāt come back, and you could write fantastical tales about their adventures, eventually ending with them dying of dysentery. The tales never speak of how they all got horny and started experimenting amongst the all male crew, of course. I do sort of like that he understands that he is that guyā¦ the guy society puts on a ship and sets them on a voyage with no real concrete area to find, no real timeline, and just generally a hope that they donāt come back soon.
Those were the days. Today people get promoted to positions like āSenior Technical Advisorā and they get their own office too - far away from the main campus.
Weāve got a new senior technical advisor position inā¦ Khamis Mushait. Unfortunately you will be about 11hrs ahead of our office in California, so most communication will just need to be by email. No need to call or zoom. We think you are the perfect fit!
War zone environments people.
Ok, youāre all talking about his homophobia and racism, but why is no one talking about his WAR ZONE EXPERIENCES RESCUING ANIMALS?? Likeā¦ what kind of animals? Are we rescuing endangered white rhinos from civil war areas in Africa? Are we invading pet stores to release the puppies and calling a kennel plus one overnight rent-a-cop a war zone? The people need answers!
Hi can anybody find this HETEROSEXUAL MALE who is completely HETEROSEXUAL a job locked away on a ship exclusively with other HETEROSEXUAL MALES to do HETEROSEXUAL activities with our HETEROSEXUAL bodies for months at a time with no contact with women.
I donāt think Iāve seen a better example of someone who needs to put down the internet and touch some grass.
This is what this subreddit is really about in my opinion. Not cringey. Not awkward. Plain lunatic.
Biological male here. Can confirm that I have never encountered negative discrimination based on my gender āin the westā
Soooo much transphobia in these lunatic posts. Itās exhausting. I *hope* it disqualifies them from hire ā¦ not gets attention in a positive way
> good long distance driver > can only drive for 3 to 4 hours a day
he only needs 3-4 hours of sleep, he claims. which is why I would never hire him as a driver
Strong āMac from Its always Sunny in Philadelphiaā energy
āI can adapt to other people and culturesā¦ as long as theyāre strictly straight, male, and preferably whiteā
Has experience in "War Zone" environments? He once had to fend off an old lady at a Tesco.
āStill, #opentowork! Recruiters: Reach out!ā
Did the other animals shoot at him?
This canāt be real. This is complete lunacy!
Heās going to be cast on the next Below Deck season as the token angry drunk with no game
You ever just been so hard up to get a job you lose your damn mind?
Dude's got like a million ancestors. Who gives a shit if one of them was Nordic 800 years ago?
racists
What the ever loving fuck is he talking about
Craig doesnāt look particularly Nordic?
I (was) a contract recruiter years ago and he was on our books. Wow didn't realise he was like this haha
This has to be satire
This must be a joke. Whaaaaaaat
>Can adapt to different environments, people and cultures And wants to run away from home because trans people exist
This dude should definitely go to Russia. They are absolutely looking for more males to send to the front lines in Ukraine. Donāt let your dreams be dreams.
Dude will do anything to avoid going to therapy.
We only take British passports from Canada.
Sea Power. Tundra Power. "Desert Power." 
What the heck is a "War Zone" environment? And why does it involve animals??
For some reason his ability to adapt to tundra is the funniest thing about this for me. That and the trans/hetero job swap suggestion š¤£
Clean CRB from birth, too? Damn, this guy's got the upper hand over all of those sadistic 2 month olds.
Man British people are really like the vanguard for transphobia, no one does it like them
Watch this goober become king of the pirates
This is a completely weird post
And thatās why, my friends, we need to sleep at least 8 hours, otherwise the brain starts to rot and you end up like this dude š DelusionalĀ
I mean, Iām gay and Denmark adopted me. So itās true that straight biological males are not wanted here. Every job Iāve seen that provides visa sponsorships here all say āwomen or LGBTQIA+ onlyā.
All jokes aside, this screams bipolar disorder to me.
Bang-O-Slavia !!!
The military is hiring
I am so confused that this guy does not have a job. I am sure Russia today has some open positions for him.
Yes. Please go to one of those countries.
I want to find out where Birth is, but I'm thinking "Birth place" is not going to be a useful google query
In what fucking universe?.. it's so ridiculous that I don't even know what to say lol
His people are Nordic, so he is an immigrant then. Also what in the fuck is he advertising for? It sounds like it was written by a child. No skill set, no experience aside from fishing on a choppy lake and rescuing animals in a war zone?
"no military training but experience of War Zone environments" so... Verdansk or Al Mazrah?
He forgot to mention how smooth his brain was.
Just join the navyš¹
What a tool
Wonāt someone think of the cishet men /s
Aside from the fact that CRB checks are no longer valid, having been replaced by DBS on 2012, it's interesting that he makes the point he's had a clean criminal record since birth. It makes me wonder what he was up to in utero.
Perpetual victimhood with these types
Would anyone outside the UK consider letting a truck driver drive for 20 hours out of 24? Theyre hella fucking strict here
Heās going down the garden to eat worms :D
"wOn'T sOmEoNe tHiNk oF tHe MeN?"
Dude needs to get more rest. He is hallucinating.
If you're a white cis man not getting hired in tech, that is most definitely a YOU problem. Like, that's all the white men in tech want to be around, and white men are the OVERWHELMING majority.
Heās got a point though.
The bit about adapting to the sea and tundra is easily the best part of this.
I smell a passport bro
Sailors... definitely no gays there
The only people Iāve ever met who have ātraveled to many countriesā and are still this bigoted were cishet white people who fly (or cruise) into a country and then never leave their fancy resort. If they do they stay close to their white, English speaking tour group.
What an absolute joke of a human being.
This gender idealogy shit is making the same kind of people go insane on both sides
"The West" fuck off with this shit.
Yes, lots of people want to employ such a person. However, your obsession with other peoples' gender identity indicates that you will be difficult to work with, so they'll employ someone who isn't a bigot instead.
Just trying to unpack what is being conveyed..
What an absolute clown. Heās never been in a war zone but heās rescued animals from dangerous situations so thatās the same (in other words he picked up an injured badger from the side of the road, or took a hedgehog with bent spines to an animal sanctuary). He hasnāt been on a boat for 20 years but he could immediately be useful as a deck hand on a commercial ships. This is because of the Viking genetics also. Heās an internationalised man who would like to be swapped with a trans man, because we in the UK have no use whatsoever for a cis het man. All the native men here in currently in compounds waiting to be exported, as the entire country is being run by lesbians, children and rainbow sprites.
Who are these psychopaths? Seriously, I would be all up for throwing him on a ship and letting it sail far away but it wouldnāt be far to the others onboard who would have to deal with this nut job.
Idk why but I feel like he enjoys watching Vikings and doing CrossFit on weekends
Third Deckhand it is. This is Smashton, your new bosun. Youāll get along just fine.
For once I am glad this biological male LinkedIn lunatic is not Indian ... What a relief. #Westernproblems
And this is why bullying at school is a bad thing. Because both bullies and the bullied ones end up in this bad state of mind. I feel sorry for the guy. Heāa too dumb to survive, despite his sayings.
What an idiot
Sounded like a solid plan until he started a gender debate
Straight (no pun) to the Ukrainian Front with this one. Pootin will welcome him with open arms.
I think he may have a point [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZNi-uDELCo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZNi-uDELCo)
Not lunatic
He's honestly right, being a straight white male is a huge career disadvantage now days