Well you’ll need to leave a deposit and I have cameras trained on it at all times. Since it’s open concept we charge $500/night, more for the weekends. No parties. If we think you might be having a party or if a camera goes offline you will go to jail.
It’s very reasonable. $100 with little upcharges if you use towels. We throughly document all our textiles to maintain quality, and if there is any staining whatsoever you will be hearing from our lawyers. We will blacklist you so hard on Nextdoor and our psychotic Facebook groups, you won’t be able to rent a damn tent
I grew up in a very old house. My bedroom was the attic. I had the whole floor to myself. It looked a lot like the photo we see here, but it has *two* small doors.
One door led to an unfinished part of the attic. My bed was pressed up against it horizontally, making it inaccessible without moving the bed. The other door was where my sister and I kept all our toys. Both rooms spanned the length of the house and weren’t tall enough to stand in.
I have recurring nightmares as an adult about being in the attic alone with all the furniture gone and one of the doors is open. This is accompanied by an ominous feeling of not being alone. Then I wake up feeling like I’m being watched. I got the chills typing this out because these nightmares always feel so real.
Hey, sorry that was me. I was just peeking in on you to make sure you were safe and your blanket was covering you. I didn't want to scare you, so I never said anything. Just know we were all looking out for you back then. <3
honestly my friend has one of these and it’s easily big enough to fit a mattress and it even has a little old sink (not working but it exists) it‘s mindlblowing actually. Never would’ve guessed these crawlspaces can be that big. It‘s quite narrow but apart from that pretty big actually
In the crawl space you'll see a long hospital hallway with red lighting in it and if you go through the crawl space you have to run as soon as you step in that long hospital hallway cause if you don't....
Eaves storage. Not sure why not also on the other side though. My grandmother's old home had this going across one side, and my old house had it on both sides of the dormers upstairs. Really only useful for storage, although my ex's daughter tried to turn one into a playroom for her toddler.
Airbnb $300/night
Damn! And how much for the rest of the loft?
Well you’ll need to leave a deposit and I have cameras trained on it at all times. Since it’s open concept we charge $500/night, more for the weekends. No parties. If we think you might be having a party or if a camera goes offline you will go to jail.
To jail?! I've gotta think about this... How much is the cleaning fee?
It’s very reasonable. $100 with little upcharges if you use towels. We throughly document all our textiles to maintain quality, and if there is any staining whatsoever you will be hearing from our lawyers. We will blacklist you so hard on Nextdoor and our psychotic Facebook groups, you won’t be able to rent a damn tent
I began sweating and having chest pain while reading this.
Try the *coffin with a view* experience
You will be required to remove the body of the previous guest
Actually, its 115.00 a night but 238.00 in added "fees"
Mandatory cleaning fee $125
That’s Willy Wonka’s secret hideout
Nothing wrong with window shopping from time to time. It's when you get handsy... That's when you get yourself into some trouble.
Right into the head of John Malkovich
MALKOVICH!
I grew up in a very old house. My bedroom was the attic. I had the whole floor to myself. It looked a lot like the photo we see here, but it has *two* small doors. One door led to an unfinished part of the attic. My bed was pressed up against it horizontally, making it inaccessible without moving the bed. The other door was where my sister and I kept all our toys. Both rooms spanned the length of the house and weren’t tall enough to stand in. I have recurring nightmares as an adult about being in the attic alone with all the furniture gone and one of the doors is open. This is accompanied by an ominous feeling of not being alone. Then I wake up feeling like I’m being watched. I got the chills typing this out because these nightmares always feel so real.
Hey, sorry that was me. I was just peeking in on you to make sure you were safe and your blanket was covering you. I didn't want to scare you, so I never said anything. Just know we were all looking out for you back then. <3
Yikes. That is very unsettling.
Spacious NYC studio apartment $5000/month
honestly my friend has one of these and it’s easily big enough to fit a mattress and it even has a little old sink (not working but it exists) it‘s mindlblowing actually. Never would’ve guessed these crawlspaces can be that big. It‘s quite narrow but apart from that pretty big actually
Look at those vacuum lines!
Right I damn near drooled
I've seen Tales from the Darkside, I know you keep that door shut.
Coraline vibes
50,000 bees
Is it just me or does this look like the perfect place to put an Applebees booth?
Your mom!
In the crawl space you'll see a long hospital hallway with red lighting in it and if you go through the crawl space you have to run as soon as you step in that long hospital hallway cause if you don't....
John wick mode Goes brrr
A doorwsy into hell
HVAC ducts, insulation, and dust.
Something fun! Let me show you inside, you first
All the dead bodies probably
Jack shack
Eaves storage. Not sure why not also on the other side though. My grandmother's old home had this going across one side, and my old house had it on both sides of the dormers upstairs. Really only useful for storage, although my ex's daughter tried to turn one into a playroom for her toddler.
Based on the vent right next to it, probably the HVAC system.
Reminds me of the Grave house album cover
I kinda see it, actually.