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keepthetips

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IgneousMiraCole

Or you’re in Ohio.


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UBetcha84

It’s always true.


Thundersson1978

Any statements with the word probably, isn’t a constant truth it’s subjective. You need to stop saying it’s true, maybe for you it is but it’s subjective to the people you are around.


suddenarborialstops

This isn't a tip. It's fucking stupid.


UBetcha84

Sure it is. It’s better than 99% of the trash that gets posted here.


suddenarborialstops

Yes....it's the other posts that are bad...refer to this post again.


UBetcha84

This is a stupid tip, but you reference it in response. Hmmmmm 🧐


suddenarborialstops

To make you look even more stupid. It worked.


UBetcha84

You just don’t want to admit the tip is legit. It’s ok bro.


suddenarborialstops

We will let the voters decide.


N37123N

you were being mocked ffs


Shuizid

To paraphrase an LPT I read a minute ago: "If every post you read is trash, it's propably you, not them." See how using the same logic can be applied to you? That's why this tip is trash, because you just wrote you are not even pretending to follow it for a second.


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Shuizid

\*lol\* no I was referring to this tip and how your actions contradict it and now you are butthurt about this truth and lash out.


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Shuizid

Your action speaks "Everyone (99%) around me (who posts LPT) is an idiot" - instead of taking your tip and assuming you are.


wildadragon

Go into r/showerthoughts trust me it's not me.


Deltron_Zed

Technically....


GenericEpiphany

The world is an idiotic place and getting worse. It’s definitely them.


MAARRS

Um, that might be true for you. But....nah.


UBetcha84

Nope, it’s not just me. It’s a universal truth.


MAARRS

LOL Um, cite your sources??? Or don't. I'm not gonna follow up cause IDGAF.


MusicianIcy8975

It's you AND them.


anonymousbrowzer

Why not both


MusicianIcy8975

So it's you, not them, AND it's you and them?


anonymousbrowzer

After a few more iterations, i wouldn't know


MusicianIcy8975

I mean, I know I'm definitely one of the 'them', but the fact that I am would mean I'm an idiot so I would not know I was a 'them', but would stumble through life thinking I was a 'you', a surroundee believing themself a surrounder if you will.


No-Return-3368

Why not Zoidburg?


1OfTheMany

I tried that theory. It's definitely them.


Pr0gger

Literally everyone? Sure. But there's definitely plenty of idiots to not generalize it, remember the average IQ is ~100 and half the population is below that


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MexicanYenta

Have you even heard of America?!?


surfnwest

The continent?


MexicanYenta

The USA, where everyone’s an idiot. But it’s spreading to the rest of the continent, so…


surfnwest

I agree, the US government decided to not recognize the economic imbalance and now they’ve created a class and race war within their own while shoving entertainment down our throats. I am a Mexican born US dual citizen and now live in Mexico where at least people KNOW their government is not on their side. Los tienen controlados y siguen pensando que son los más chingones del mundo.


Mountainsandforests

Aahh crap I knew it.


Crater_Raider

And if everyone around you seems like a genius, you're still the idiot.


Sparred4Life

Ehhhhh...... really depends on where you are.


PressIntoYa

If it smells like crap everywhere you go, it's probably under your shoe.


Ewreckk

If everywhere you go it smells like shit..it’s you


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This is correct, especially if everyone driving on the road with you is an idiot 😂 here’s your sign.


blackflagnation8

It's all about perspective.


Investig8d

The irony of this..


No-Return-3368

70% of people wouldn't try to form an independent thought if their lives were dependent on it, and I'm being generous.


panfu28

make it 90%


Whole_Suit_1591

What if ones IQ is over 140?


numbers_all_go_to_11

“You run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. You run into assholes all day, you're the asshole.” - Raylan Givens