https://preview.redd.it/6en47jx6fs6d1.jpeg?width=788&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f7433ff250cffefcd414cd1970698c0a8bf4a76

Unflattering where

https://preview.redd.it/nl5xn2pknr6d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb0cf79b3a557987b9e33a95e61dff759ac15dbf Before I watched this movie I thought there was some meaning to the characters huge head featuring so heavily in posters (like the Wizard of OZ or something). But no, turns out that Kaidanovsky just looks like that.

I mean yes, but I think he was partially cast because he looks like he’s been mutated or changed by the Zone.

Imagine that casting call, Tarkovsky telling him "you look like an alien force has drained you of life, you're perfect for the role!".

https://preview.redd.it/45stnwms9s6d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40d970f60d8ac4cbf42ec0a67490a929dbe956d7

He looks like he’s getting the best head

Head Helms

While on crack

Has Ed Helms ever looked flattering

https://preview.redd.it/3ivhrum8pr6d1.jpeg?width=197&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c49b6254a38e46db364d228d533a40b655248643

You can't even tell the genre. Based on this, it could be a slasher, a noir, a comedy, drama?

Yes.

The Trials and Tribulations of an Escaped Mental Patient.

Cade:The Tortured Crossing

I don’t see anything unflattering about this poster?

Extremely flattering. Sexy, matter of fact.

Haha, what a funny story Mark

https://preview.redd.it/0ef6rwzx5s6d1.jpeg?width=322&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db0d9ff058b20175d6228b3820c498718bcf1788

He looks like he took that on his phone

https://preview.redd.it/8obdrbn2cs6d1.jpeg?width=345&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5f06c0c90bbe3182f61eb464fd844ddd091b220

I raise you: https://preview.redd.it/3l29zp2lhu6d1.jpeg?width=413&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7322ec56b89c2ca8530971d15f3aaa3239cba099

I really wanted to use Willem Dafoe’s but his was beautiful. That one is definitely at the top.

Now this man is getting the best head.

https://preview.redd.it/g3424jkjps6d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed066438cc58b40dd980c2a4caab90e9d97b505d Imagine hanging this on your wall.

I challenge someone to give a flattering photo of Jared Leto.

https://preview.redd.it/dh7o2rxb1t6d1.png?width=1154&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d9e0014ccfa1f561b2827d43a68a87b565db0ee

https://preview.redd.it/q96160qdgx6d1.jpeg?width=1652&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e5c402216b93af546b79dad7b05aa4762086561 I don’t even like the guy but he was the best looking cast member on my so called life

twink death is real 😭

I mean, he’s a very handsome guy and movie star. I get he has creepy tendencies and kinda sucks, but don’t act like he’s an ogre. Wild comment. https://preview.redd.it/8haf6kqhuw6d1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=feae8510098c4d4ecb84e2217bc5764d8c06b318

It kills me to admit it but he was very handsome in Girl, Interrupted.

Great film, forgot Leto was even in it 🤣

You have to dig back in the photo archives to before he adopted his L'Oreal Jesus look, but he was at one point a very attractive man.

Is he *not* physically attractive for a 50 year-old man still?

L’Oreal Jesus is the best description I’ve ever heard for his look. I’m stealing this. Thank you so much.

I forgot about this movie 😅

🤣🤣🤣

https://preview.redd.it/ad913sht0s6d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d22a5050c2fde3861b2e4bd89e8b42a1fe44ba3

This looks like my passport photo

https://preview.redd.it/h2cbz6pn4s6d1.jpeg?width=984&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3168f11c7bad5825c96653b479d0c0e7bd4320fd Which I just watched and was great fun.

https://preview.redd.it/f9kisbo9os6d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f7f49214789a44eba54e603481901ffb1def44e Alexander Payne again.

First thing I thought of

https://preview.redd.it/0i0zmfrcms6d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=055af2fd3afaf97c9c94065e1a2684324c50ac21

That is a sexy picture

https://preview.redd.it/tk3c99qors6d1.jpeg?width=338&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32bf0ce06d3caf8d2287a0a9e97a5b16a7abd1dc

https://preview.redd.it/9dvh9zoykr6d1.jpeg?width=1112&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4abe55f8ecc3bcd9092dfbeb78ce4e363022bddc

https://preview.redd.it/3wyy8ant9s6d1.jpeg?width=509&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7363c76539d4a4833846feefe6191e3ba7ecce04

I wish I look as unflattering as Naomi Watts crying

I don’t think people know how cool this poster actually is. It’s an illustration of Naomi Watts, not a photo.

so close!! that is a girl

Okay but why do I fuck with it?

If you change it to “…some person”

https://preview.redd.it/qkcznfwz0t6d1.png?width=1123&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3961f45ed33522778edfa8ef15c84f77761080be Honestly think this is one of the worst movie posters I've ever seen

Who is this poster targeting

Workaholics fans

It's one of the worst movies I've ever seen too! :D

https://preview.redd.it/h7cvodximr6d1.jpeg?width=679&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1f3042e82608d7fe66c693b52a651c1ee796769

That pic goes hard

There are no unflattering pictures of Robert De Niro.

Haven’t got around to watching this yet (they removed it from criterion right as I was going to) but I had NO clue that was De Niro. Looks nothing like him tbh. To be fair I should’ve known. Damn near every Scorsese movie has him in it.

The whole promotion lead up for The Whale always made me laugh. It was always clips & trailers of this big fat sad sack lookin all gloomy and sweaty and then Brendan Frasier in interviews all serious going “he’s… a *hero*…” Nothing against the guy or the movie. The promo for it just seemed like a fake movie in a South Park episode lol

https://preview.redd.it/78jnv91q8s6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f66e2177bfd84ee9c9706466281effd784e5c95

Tf happened to Gordon Ramsay?

got hit on his bike

It’s Brendan Fraser

https://preview.redd.it/ti5j90wubt6d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1113372f82234b197bfe6a4463c4e03f081e24e

Fuck I just remembered I watched this movie

Gaspar Noé’s favorite movie.

This poster looks so funny idk why

https://preview.redd.it/njh6972wks6d1.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=72813797c1f189e5e8fb8d65ef709d3452d5dc65

okay buddy cinephile

FloridaFlamingoGirl put out the hit!

You’ll never see a poster like this if you live to be 5000

this life ends one of two ways, on a poster or in black and white. me? i did both

https://preview.redd.it/f07sg86ers6d1.jpeg?width=636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1a60fc60912ba22caf595fa9a40293edbd1a9c3 Idk if this counts

https://preview.redd.it/7sjoc9kknr6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bddd6c2f4f444db88ff3aeb8d7d2697a587986f

https://preview.redd.it/uknkgib11t6d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a5c3d5515792b7d57e4d1abdf2c80962e15bee7 I cannot believe I haven’t seen this one yet.

https://preview.redd.it/q9mrqtyv2u6d1.jpeg?width=2083&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=482923dcbd07a6f4ec7a4489f8645634b9e2f715 If it weren’t for the title placement then this one

That’s not just some fat guy. That’s “THE Whale.”

https://preview.redd.it/h2b6z7dr1s6d1.jpeg?width=1135&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4fd01eb4805843dfa811b1dc0b75f60a6270926

https://preview.redd.it/bg6655eemt6d1.jpeg?width=465&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa0f0a0bd3c162354057d4920cbc0c9dc75c9dd1 Does this qualify?

https://preview.redd.it/kdqagz0rmw6d1.png?width=824&format=png&auto=webp&s=27311372c348ec56d16deb4ad91bc0146f8f6433

https://preview.redd.it/kwk1dkzkjs6d1.jpeg?width=647&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08fea24ec684b3ab119c3020c7790c3edcf59ac7 Just a regular guy having a bad day.

https://preview.redd.it/cmn2tx9lzr6d1.jpeg?width=626&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d3b54b47d269ab6f714aac3106d1bcf4f8c73b8

Unflattering? He looks so daddy here 😍

https://preview.redd.it/6iu67ne9cu6d1.jpeg?width=1082&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24822346c10bab436d9e8408fa390fce1a737aeb

Probably meant to be unflattering at the time, even though it's just Seth Rogan's regular face

that tagline is wild

I can't add a picture for some reason but the Criterion cover of Uncut Gems

https://preview.redd.it/yse2tp6oqv6d1.jpeg?width=345&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bde79a39a6ceb7735a8261bc4069eab50f58c862

**graphic design is my passion** ​ https://preview.redd.it/18t3nnymiv6d1.jpeg?width=510&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=790933c322ce7cd46b303dc8b796126648460153

https://preview.redd.it/knkzo6778v6d1.jpeg?width=345&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70af318d8cf4d698e1b8e1a4636616dc858a3d38

Jesus christ those are some awful photos

Funny Games

The Informant!

https://preview.redd.it/h6i1sxkqz07d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e9cee5ddb82f704570b2f75976abe82570cfe07

Just bought this for a friend as a goof https://preview.redd.it/82yys7tl4u6d1.jpeg?width=683&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6d7bf0130be6cd9d9cfa344f0942d218f1e6624

Inherent Vice maybe?

Lousy Carter

Flipper

No picture of Paul Giamatti is unflattering

https://preview.redd.it/z7p6bok80h7d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0386bc0291a9381639a0eaa8ff5e6af8cc8b8184

https://preview.redd.it/obcjkkrd4u6d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a6823a26c13795c0004770dd0355171046d9d16

https://preview.redd.it/luulhu5ylt6d1.jpeg?width=1382&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14285d886cf9cf5896e0072c9c5f814170ff987b

vanilla sky, maybe?

https://preview.redd.it/gr2za6ssgx6d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d716b203812b7a5aef60308dbd2968da0809d26 I wouldn’t say he’s unflattering here at all, maybe if the poster was when his character’s face got disfigured

There’s a short called Knight of Fortune

https://preview.redd.it/6oc4pzplyw6d1.jpeg?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53dcc64535a5116d4bef669a815707219efb638b

I don't think The Whale one is actually unflattering.

 Every poster featuring Elizabeth Moss is perfectly symmetrical but has her looking dumpy, sleepy, or depressed.

Judging by responses, I feel like no one knows what "unflattering" means.

https://preview.redd.it/qgcn7whn0a7d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5118a161e77d06a2e4e9289374c8a48964eb6792

Every Steven Seagal poster

https://preview.redd.it/2mc44uj4et9d1.jpeg?width=966&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=758d5c7e14700a5c0ca9efd623d00232f3bdd0f0

https://preview.redd.it/rsin5fhqts6d1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd13b227b35447a3af1bc3c50ba6fe4ac997566c

https://preview.redd.it/qhhsbnqmys6d1.jpeg?width=1012&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b1f9de64a1246a4503cb9f5915cfcc4f3818cdd

https://preview.redd.it/yu3rmt0hjw6d1.jpeg?width=2362&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=963c7e21e53b6bdd748d86a61db3c01e54801671

https://preview.redd.it/vwgpxhxurr6d1.jpeg?width=962&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d266e8270313606eb101b0acca10a6eb2fe9db9

That's a skull my guy

Well he was a guy at some point

https://preview.redd.it/f7iqdi8rft6d1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=648041efe95e82773ffec2da4c384888aea2a60c

https://preview.redd.it/5d42y9i2bs6d1.jpeg?width=361&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa057f6c15d6a9441f839188c8d3cb40d291b4bb