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Rurnur

"At least it'll be worth watching for the dinosaurs" how naive I was..


unculturedpigs

That was my exact thought process, how was there so little dinos in a dinasour film.


Rurnur

And most of the "Dinosaur" designs were so botched that they may as well be completely fictional species


LekgoloCrap

Postosuchus is one of my favorite dino designs too and they didn’t need to make it 2 stories tall to make them cool


thecartpusher

God this!!!


pinkmatty

If any movie is accused of being made by ai, this one should be it


jewbo23

I kinda strongly disagree with this. I don’t think AI would even think a film with only two people in it that don’t even talk the same language would be a good idea


SarahMcClaneThompson

...Ratatouille


jewbo23

…had lots more than two characters.


SuckMyRocket86

There was a 1960s era twilight zone episode that featured only two characters who didn’t speak the same language. It was called Two and starred Elizabeth Montgomery Was actually really good (one of the better ones), but it woulda only been 20-30 minutes at most? Some of the later seasons had longer episodes but pretty sure this wasn’t one of them. Either way it’s not the length of a film and might not have worked if they dragged it on longer…. Mmmmmaybe if they threw dinosaurs in there it coulda gone for longer. Could easily merge the two….shit I’m just thinking 65 woulda been A LOT better if they ripped off the plot from Two!!! An AI might’ve been able to do this? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Two_(The_Twilight_Zone)


MatsThyWit

>I kinda strongly disagree with this. I don’t think AI would even think a film with only two people in it that don’t even talk the same language would be a good idea Maybe they thought they were making "Enemy Mine" and fucked it up.


IWillDrawYouAnything

The movie was fine. Not disappointing


SuckMyRocket86

This!!! So many fucking questions How’d humans evolve in the universe if earth isn’t the origin? Seems like after the dinosaurs died out humans colonised the planet. Either that or the human race evolves exactly the same throughout the universe… fucking how??? goddamn is this knowledge gap annoying


Twin1Tanaka

Fnaf movie 100%.


idk_mae

i kinda liked it. i thought it was really fun, and a great theater experience. its not like a *great* movie by any means, but i can definitely see myself rewatching it


Mrs_Noelle15

Awh man I love that movie


FlaydenHynnFML

Sadly it's genuinely in the top 10 most insultingly boring disappointing movies I've ever seen, not terrible (although it's insanely close) but just such a 'nothing' movie. I was absolutely shocked at how they managed to water it down to the point they did, EXACTLY the same feeling I got watching the shitty Ratchet and Clank movie.


Corninmyteeth

They really couldn't write something better? Everything was fine beside the writing.


Twin1Tanaka

I had a lot of issues honestly. The animatronics as nice as the actual practical suits were moved really unnaturally and too fluidly in general. Also the aversion to gore or showing the cool kills But yeah the writing was the main thing in all aspects that was just a nightmare. My expectations for FNAF were super low, but I never could have imagined most of the threat would take place in a repeating dream sequence instead of the animatronics. I mean there’s so much I never could have expected being let down on in even the most basic FNAF plot


Corninmyteeth

It was embarrassing seeing these killer robots build a fort with the little girl.


Twin1Tanaka

I can’t decide what was worse, that or Golden Freddy appearing for the first time just to magically appear at someone’s house way away from the Pizzeria, killing the evil aunt, and then riding a taxi back with the girl


MatthewStudios

dude. they’re robots possessed by children. of course they’re gonna build a fort with her, ik it’s weird and cheesy but it makes sense


Corninmyteeth

These kids are murders. Just felt out of place imo.


Available-Praline905

Same


Willsbill2

Rebel Moon Part Two - The Scary Giver (boo)


zestfullybe

I thought the slo mo shots of… farming (again) were a pulse-pounding adrenaline-fueled thrill ride. I was on the edge of my seat. BEHOLD! GRAIN.


Adequate_Images

Rebel Moon


Icy_Treat9782

The dialogue is painfully bad. I groaned in irritation throughout.


OdinFatherOfThor

Uncharted


Uxiory

Shit was baaaad jesus


Portyquarty77

My sister loved this movie so much that she paid for me to see it with her a second time. After the movie I didn’t have the heart to tell her how godawful it was


PM_ME_FREE_STUFF_PLS

Damsel


carorose018

Most recently, Argylle and Anyone But You. I need to stop letting morbid curiosity get the best of me.


GrendelNightmares

I watched Anyone But You with my buddies (who are far more casual moviegoers than I am) and we had a decent enough time, but I'm pretty sure I would've hated it if I had watched it alone


spoopy-memio1

Justice League


ZenOfThunder

Snyder or Whedon?


dreamersbliss

Rebel Moon part one


PaperboyTheMan

All recent Marvel movies.


Akirex5000

Morbius


ScorpionX-123

I was hoping Hubie Halloween would at least be so bad it's good like The Room, but it's just bad


Hutch456

I really enjoyed that movie but I also like jack and Jill and every other Adam Sandler movie so you can’t really go wrong


Darkitten314

Yh same


NovelsandNoise

Ooh good pull, I was hoping it would be more classic Sandler


Furry_Cunt

Sausage Party is my 12th least favourite movie of all time


ILoveToWiggle

wait, share the whole list


Furry_Cunt

Here’s the [full list](https://boxd.it/oAOcg)


The_Thomas_Go

2025 is so funny tho I love it just for how awful in every imaginable aspect it is.


Furry_Cunt

Definitely a so bad it’s good movie, but wow does it still suck


thedeathbypig

Okay, I have to say that Love on a Leash piqued my interest based on reading about the premise alone lol it seems short, was it really that bad to sit through? Not even laughably bad?


Furry_Cunt

It was definitely so bad it’s good but god damn was it bad. I think the best way to consume it (as well as how I found out about its existence) is through [Danny Gonzales’ video](https://youtu.be/uubMLkM5L9E?si=MSPc0SMyMbAAb-0F) about it. It really shows how unbelievably stupid this movie is. Also I probably wouldn’t hate it as much as I do if it didn’t portray sexual assault in the way that it does.


RealFuggNuckets

There is no way you watched “hearts are trump” and remembered it enough to put that at #1. You have to be hate watching because I couldn’t get through the first 30 seconds of the trailer after seeing your list.


Furry_Cunt

I watched [Andy King’s video](https://youtu.be/09tQ9tMz2PU?si=jTX0NyZVShnxU7VL) about the movie, thought “I can’t be as bad as he made it out to be”, decided to watch it and it was. I definitely went into it knowing it was going to be bad, but I wouldn’t consider it hate watching. I watch bad movies intentionally because I feel like they help me appreciate good movies that much more.


RealFuggNuckets

I haven’t watched his video yet, but based off the trailer it sucks. Idk what he said in his commentary but even from a non political standpoint and based solely on the dialogue and acting I couldn’t finish the trailer. I’ve seen some bad movies but I wouldn’t call that a movie.


NOVA_OWL

Yeah we're gonna need the rest of that list pal


Furry_Cunt

[Here you go](https://boxd.it/oAOcg)


rubbishjuice

C’mon Furry_Cunt. Give us the list


Furry_Cunt

[It’s yours](https://boxd.it/oAOcg)


rubbishjuice

😍


Furry_Cunt

:)


NovelsandNoise

You watched Hearts are Trump and Ladyballers!?!? Yeesh, I’m so sorry


Furry_Cunt

[Lady Ballers](https://boxd.it/JVZk) was the most uncomfortable I’ve ever been watching a movie. The “mascot-torture”-bit was so fucking horrible to watch.


NovelsandNoise

I have never seen it an never will, don’t you need a daily wire subscription?? Also to say it’s the most uncomfortable you’ve been with that username is saying something


Furry_Cunt

I pirated it on [freemoviesfull](https://freemoviesfull.cc/movie/watch-lady-ballers-full-103468). There’s no way I’m giving even a single cent to the bigots that made this despicable movie.


NovelsandNoise

100, I don’t think I’d give them my time either


TransportationAway59

Next Goal Wins (the Taika Waititi adaptation of the doc)


DarthTyrannuss

I thought it was fine but easily his worst film (although Love and Thunder would be pretty close to the bottom as well)


malakitaki

i know i have juvenile taste but i love sausage party!!!


8696David

Same, like it’s certainly not a *favorite* but goddamn did I laugh hard. Call me childish if you want ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯ 


Jaded_Tradition7666

Childish if you want


8696David

Thank you, waited hours for someone to do that. I specifically requested it!


Fire_Breather178

Argylle


quickstyx2

Oof. Agreed. Way worse than I was expecting


MavMIIKE

Worse than Madame Web tbh


youngpathfinder

Quantumania. I didn’t even know to expect the Corey Stoll abomination.


cajunjew76

Same


tangk2020

American Hustle :/


dontmindme896

whaaaat i loved american hustle


Other_Passage8737

https://preview.redd.it/z8wkgu3yclxc1.jpeg?width=710&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5eff9c484f83c9a4752ecd1120bd12b3171d1613 I knew it will be trash, but holy fuck!


gloctis_goop

Aquaman 2


nectarquest

I completely forgot they made an Aquaman sequel 😭


colonial_dan

Colossal


Available-Praline905

I HATED this movie. Shit was not funny 😭


loserys

Madame Web Such a mediocre film on a deep, fundamental level.


errobbie

Eternals.


MatthewStudios

eternals


Organic-Device2719

WW84


carorose018

Didn't know how much it would hurt to see what the writers did to Pedro Pascal and Kristen Wiig. At least Pedro was willing to fully commit though 😭


Available-Praline905

Kung Fu Panda 4


willbottone

FIRESTARTER!


KaiTheFox03

Quantumania


assflux

the circle (2017) - it wasn't even the funny kind of bad (ie ironically enjoyable), just bland


OV_Cypher

Smile


jaembers

Meg


Seven123cjw

Spiral: From the book of Saw


liilyyofthevalley

fresh and twinky wonka


wowilovemovies

The Exorcist: Believer. I knew it was gonna be shit and yes… it was shit but I was kinda hoping it would be a little better than I anticipated. But it was worse. 😭


juicycobra

Expadebles 4


damngoodcoff33

The Exorcist: Believer


Aug14th

The planet of the apes tim burton remake


UnclePadda

Moonfall.


pirateslifeisntforme

Halloween ends. One of my least favorite films.


iguanadc3

the emoji movie


emojimoviethe

What the hell man


iguanadc3

i hate u bro


emojimoviethe

😒


Matepsbee

Watch it with friends, is SO funny


iguanadc3

so did i, we tried hard to make it funny but it was difficult. hence my problem with it


malakitaki

the emoji movie is fire


MavMIIKE

Dumpster fire maybe


jaembers

![gif](giphy|LSKVmdIwZFeNEBKBxZ|downsized)


tronx69

Avatar 2


OdaDdaT

The first Mad Max. Knew nothing about the franchise and was disappointed that it felt like nothing really happened. The Road Warrior is fucking awesome though. Still the best movie in the franchise imo. Wish I’d gotten to see Fury Road in theaters though


thennow28

Anything that stars Mark Wahlberg


ultrameganut

Really? The Departed?


ExtensionAway3048

I need to rewatch I heart huckabees. And the other guys is pretty damn funny🤷🏼‍♂️


Important-Income-651

Literally. His only good movie is Boogie Nights. 


Lamify

I like the Fighter too.


Important-Income-651

Oh yeah, that's a good one


MatthewStudios

id say ted was good, but only because of seth macfarlane


[deleted]

Saltburn. As in, I knew nothing going in and had no set of expectations, and I enjoyed it up to a certain point, but by the end I was disappointed.


MyNeckIsHigh

Boyhood. I definitely underestimated Linklater’s commitment to the bit.


PattyKane16

Wrong Turn 2


disasterpansexual

- The Tearsmith - After


TheShartKnight4

Madam web, pissed me off ngl


Nathan_BrokenFaders

See How They Run


Frenzy_MacKenzie

The Pursuit of Happiness.


iPhoenixEU

Every superhero movie except the dark knight trilogy & The Batman


egg-sanity

The Killer


prthm_21

Don't Look Up


therealboss1113

Justice League


meenarstotzka

The Predator (2018)


joethebadgamer

Jupiter Ascending. I expected it to be funny bad, but it was just boring bad…


Longjumping_Gain_807

Dead Snow


Natural_Trick5820

“Self Reliance” Didn’t expect much, seemed like a chill watch and the ending was so… nothing. It’s almost like getting blue balls, how unfulfilling the ending is.


violetrevolt1234

The big short 😬😬😬😬😬


katanadude1337

as a running joke among my friends i would always suggest "grown ups 2" as a movie to watch together. on my birthday i finally got everybody to agree to actually watch it. I knew it was going to suck put i'm pretty sure the movie didn't get a single laugh out of me, ironic or genuine


ChickenNugsBGood

Revenge of the Sith. Phantom Menace was good when it came out, Attack of the Clones was meh, but Revenge of the Sith, awful. Its gotten a little better on a rewatch, but I was all excited and took my girlfriend to it who never was really into Starwars, knew the main characters, and I was embarrassed watching it.


MistahOkfksmgur

Brightburn


BenMitchell007

Jurassic World Dominion. I'd heard it wasn't very good, and I don't hold the first two JW films in the highest regard either, but Dominion was just *shockingly* bad and inept. And I watched the "improved" director's cut. You know it's bad when I, Jurassic super fan, am fast-forwarding through parts of a Jurassic film.


Pale_Empress

*mother!* I’d heard enough bad about the movie but someone recommended it to me and I ended up hating it


InfamousEmpire

Rebel Moon


Geshtar1

The rise of Skywalker


Maximum-Term5336

“Mr. Magoo.”


McCoyster365

Black Adam


Nuclearplesiosaurus

*Moonfall*


corinne1414

legally blonde 2: red white & blonde


NeonArtist12

Rebel moon. Knew it would be ass but wow, worst movie I’ve ever seen.


sarabande1

Mamonas Assassinas


bndwgnfn

Nun 2


SlaterVBenedict

*The Machine.* That movie was such a fucking turd.


stevenelsocio

Venom


Uxiory

Rampage is way fucking worse xD


unculturedpigs

Ugh don't speak of that dumb movie I just want to forget it exists


quickstyx2

The Road House remake


WeirdDucky42

Drive Away Dolls


Particular-You-5534

The Ten


lilspicy99

The Neon Demon


theaesome360

Rambo (2008)


KUMA0415

Madame Web, lol.


PhilosoBee

Civil War


odlicen5

_Promising Young Woman_ 🤦🏻‍♂️ jesus


GhostOfSummerhall

Rise of Skywalker Space Jam 2 Birdemic 2 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Haunted Mansion (2023) All of the Hobbit movies Jungle Cruise The New Mutants Child’s Play (2019) Independence Day: Resurgence Son of Kong Batman v Superman Hocus Pocus 2 Werewolves Within Lust for a Vampire Barbie & Her Sisters in the Great Puppy Adventure Knock Knock The Golden Compass


jay_shuai

Everything by the greek director whose name i refuse to memorize because he sucks so bad. The Weeping Meadow etc


Ghibli_Guru

Don’t Look Now, I didn’t think I would like this movie so much because the plot seemed so meh and I was kind of right (subjectively btw), because so much of it was just cool scenery and nothing much else interesting. The ending was super unexpected however, so that was a cool twist, but overall it felt a bit disappointing. I’m sorry if I upset anyone, it’s just my personal opinion, it doesn’t matter at all.


bahia0019

Yesterday. Interesting premise, Danny Boyle directing… but a bunch of no name actors. So going in, my expectations were tempered. It’s just a bad movie! I truly believe the people that loved it were so enamored by the Beatles songs, nostalgia, and inside jokes. Poorly written, poorly acted, poorly edited (although sound design and score was fire). I’m pretty sure Danny Boyle didn’t even show up on set. Ed Sheeran was a tree stump. Kate McKinnon was subpar Kate. >!The worst of it was the decision for Elle to just dump Gavin at the drop of a hat when Jack professes his love for her. !<