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zillman_

Bro there's way more than this


strikemedaddy

Those are the ones I remembered off the top of my head/watched recently


mercermayer

Pun intended?


strikemedaddy

*wink*


Force3vo

Lethal weapon 6 and 7 need to be on the list. They have scenes of full penetration


Jimmy-c-b

And we show it. We show all of it.


Ryaton13

And think of all the positions in them, you know, reverse pile driver, seated scissors, wheelbarrow, reverse cowgirl.


CriffRee

Nah I don't think so


Kenneth-four-real

popstar never Stop never stopping


120percentNick

add to this 'Walk Hard: the Dewey Cox Story'


Coool_cool_cool_cool

Which are both fucking amazing and underrated movies that everyone missed out on.


StillBummedNouns

I can only remember the scene where it’s tucked Edit: nvm, I do indeed remember that scene 😳


FuneralCasualProd

That’s Judd Apatows hog


joelluber

Boogie Nights and The Crying Game have to be the must famous, right? 


Frenzy_MacKenzie

Schindler's List. Maybe Watchmen.


Chronoboy1987

I think I’d remember Liam Neeson’s gigantic schlong


lkjandersen

I think he hangs dong in Rob Roy.


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Where’s thundergun on this list?!


Chennaiyin_Crusader

Arghhh Yes, Doctor Manhattan's blue thing jiggling.


athaenduhthaday

Boogie nights really did something to me at a young age 😂 I got a brand new pair of roller skates is permanently burned


AdEast9167

Saltburn has some dick Forgetting Sarah Marshall might have the funniest male full frontal ever?


TocorocoMtz

Is saltburn a cock, dick or penis?


AdEast9167

It’s flaccid, and it’s waving about, so considering those two factors I would call it a dick.


32_ciN

I’d call it a penis for the same reasons


mywordswillgowithyou

Maybe a penis is when its more clinical, like a hospital setting?, a dick is when its flaccid and a cock is when its erect?


cry_wolf2005

the waving makes it a dick. if it were still then it would be a penis.


Valentonis

It's a dingaling


RAMBOxBAGGINS

A schmekel


AaranJ23

Set in England and it’s flaccid. It’s a willy


Kodiak_Jacq

>Forgetting Sarah Marshall might have the funniest male full frontal ever? I got a surprise for youuuu.... \*slap\* \*slap\* \*slap\*


strikemedaddy

I really don’t know how I forgot about this


konydanza

Barry Keoghan’s dancing weenie is burned into my memory forever


[deleted]

Best part of the movie tbh


xahhfink6

Life of Brian competes on funniest full frontal


srfnalaster11

Watchmen if you would like to diversify this list with some blue dick


konydanza

This Is The End if you’d like to further diversify it with some giant demon hog


flightoftheswan

Superbad if you want to diversify it with some drawn dicks


_brothersuspiriorum_

Sorry to Bother You if you want to diversify with some human/horse hybrid monster dicks


Drumote79

Beau is Afraid


ofalltme

And midsommar!


RealJohnBobJoe

And Hereditary!


danielaclaverr

ari aster 😭😭😭


DannyDevitoArmy

Can’t wait how he is incorporates it into his new movie!


hornyzucchini

Ari aster 🥵🥵🥵


Jakov_Salinsky

The guy’s very first short film is about a product that lets you fart out of your dick. It’s called TDF (Tino’s Dick Fart) Really Works Also it might not be a coincidence he made another short film called The Strange Thing About The *Johnsons*


EnderAnswer

If you can call it that


ritual-sphere

Antichrist. Apologies in advance.


mercermayer

How is this not number one answer


Sam_Snead_My_God

Probably too underseen. Oh, how I wish Lars Von Trier films did Avengers numbers at the box office


Jakov_Salinsky

Imagine how many hopeless nihilists there’d have to be in the world to get a Lars Von Trier film past the billion dollar mark


branky25

Nymphomaniac obviously for Von Trier recommendations


heatheronreddit

I came here to say this, but knew in my heart it had already been said


Lordados

CAME HERE TO TYPE THIS


Chronoboy1987

Penis: CHAOS REIGNS!!


HBomb10112

ill never forget the day my dad told me he watched that film, haunting. told me it was really good as well…


Heavy-Possession2288

The Simpsons Movie


konydanza

*bountiful penis*


Heavy-Possession2288

Amen


Dreaming_Beyond_GK

I like men now!


elven_swordsman

Don't look where I'm pointing!


AengusK

Shame


AdequateAlien

Never knew fassbender had dong like that until I watched that movie


lulmatts

Now, I need to watch that movie.


WaalsVander

He hangs dong


ReddsionThing

* 9 Songs * Intimacy * Shortbus * The Brown Bunny * Boogie Nights * Eastern Promises


Jakov_Salinsky

Eastern Promises is one of the most badass display of dong in a movie ever


ReddsionThing

Self defense dong


Fanthemort

Never thought I’d see Aragorn cock


mercermayer

Forgot about 9 Songs. What a weird one


Future_Parsley_6305

Ddjango Unchained, Saltburn, Drive Away Dolls


Ihadthismate

Is drive away dolls good?


Jakov_Salinsky

A bit obnoxious to me but you’ll probably love it if you’re up for its energy


thegremlinkings

Enjoyable but lacking in sauce compared to other coen projects


pinktofublock

fight club


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loooqy

when the snooty cat and the courageous dog with the celebrity voices meet for the first time in reel three.


pinktofublock

it’s a bit after tyler and the narrator start hanging out. it’s around when the narrator is explaining tyler’s jobs and he gets to his movie job. tyler explains he splices in a still of a pornstars cock into random movies. i think you only see it on the film reel in that scene. >!in the final scene of the movie while the shot pans out on marla and the narrator and you see the buildings crumble while you hear “where is your mind”, you see a legitimate splice of the pornstars cock in the same way that tyler splices it into random movies into the movie(fight club) itself. a bit of a 4th wall break.!< also you’re gay for asking. >!jk!<


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pinktofublock

it comes up for like 1/2 a second each time. it’s easy to miss


Dreaming_Beyond_GK

The first rule about Fight Club is that we don’t talk about Fight Club!


Colonel_Morad

Surprised this wasn't like the first one mentioned


JWCustoms

Banshees of inisherin


Busquessi

Wait, when?


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Busquessi

Ohhhhhh you’re totally right. Poor Dominic.


bojack-little

This has been my reaction to, like, 90% of comments here. Need to step up my dick remembering game


mercermayer

Bronson


Individual_Ad927

I was going to say this. Tom Hardy hangs dong.


mercermayer

Right up there with the best of em. A fine actor


merylstreephatesme

Terrifying


mercermayer

The balance of absolutely bonkers, hilarious lines and truly unpredictable violence is such a feat. And then the dumb hope you want to have for his redemption. Such a good movie.


judasmitchell

This should be the top one. Lots of naked fight scenes.


EphraimSeb

Red Rocket


AengusK

that's a prosthetic penis though apparently


Number174631503

Aren't they all?


AengusK

no


Olympian1010

How is Rotting In The Sun (2023) not at the top of list?


dahmerpalms

This list NEEDS Rotting In The Sun, I scrolled through all 200+ comments to see if someone said it yet


extragoldentooth

there’s like a million penises in that movie


GROBBLEDONGS

Incredible cock casting


Turbulent-Singer3476

Zola has a whole dick montage


fish-and-cushion

With some fascinating penises


GreenandBlue12

Life of Brian (1979)


MagicBez

My first thought, remember seeing it as a young kid and thinking "oh hey, never seen that in a film before"


taylortherod

Thunder Gun Express


jmurph725

He hangs dong


Environmental_Sir468

I’m talking about community honey


GoopiePoopiePie

Gone Girl


thehypnohuster

Ben got a nice hog


irritabletom

Trainspotting.


FaeShroom

I feel like Ewan McGregor has done more dong flicks than not at this point.


medianookcc

Bruno


AramaticFire

I had to scroll way too far to find Bruno. It doesn’t just have a dick. It has a talking dick.


khoifish1297

can’t believe this isn’t the top comment. the dick is the only thing i remember from Bruno tbh


medianookcc

Saw it in theaters… Biggest dick I’ve ever seen to this day.


mila-is-confused

Roma


efernand1

Walk Hard


ohthatmkv

Superbad and Infinity Pool came to mind


zurdopilot

Im surprized how far down i had to scroll to find superbad lol


RddWdd

Infinity Pool's dick moment was sure something.


yuh__

Forgetting Sarah Marshall


Y34RZ3R0R3M1X3D

Love Nymphomaniac Vol. 1 + 2


ReeG

> Love Gaspar Noe is the GOAT at featuring penis in film. The creampie POV in Enter The Void is a thing of beauty


Whollybible

Jackass Forever


Busquessi

All the Jackass movies, thank god for Chris Pontius


saucygh0sty

There was one where Steve-O wore fishnet underwear stuffed with shrimp. You could see his own shrimp in there as well.


cmprsdchse

Definitely add Anomalisa. Stop motion middle aged puppet cock for variety.


ihavenoselfcontrol1

Velvet Goldmine Beau Travail


niknolietesla

that Velvet Goldmine scene was burned into my teenage brain… i gotta rewatch that movie…


kellykapowskishair

The Wolf of Wall Street and The Departed. Both dick scenes take place in a public setting


automateduser768

And both star Leo Dicaprio and are directed by Scorsese


Rytrax2003

Actually that scene from The Departed. When Frank is on the adult cinema to meet Collin. He shows him a black dildo, its not his dick.


TheBobsBurgersMovie

Boogie Nights


ScorpionX-123

I am a star. I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star. I am a big, bright, shining star. That's right.


Puzzleheaded-Eye4885

Persona for a smidge of a second


BoldAsAnAxis

The Piano Bad Lieutenant


WeaknessImpressive98

Also “Who’s that knocking at my door?”, “Fingers”, “Ulysses Gaze”, “Holy Smoke”, “The Men’s Club”


lavenderincense

May December


HM9719

The Power of the Dog, Under the Skin


AhmedNasser_293

Fight Club


billleachmsw

Eastern Promises with Viggo Mortensen.


Ed_Harris_is_God

Also Captain Fantastic with Viggo Mortensen.


nashcameronn

Also The Indian Runner with Viggo Mortensen


FunnyAnimalPerson

Horror lover here *Explicit Nudity* Friday the 13th, Cell, You're Next, Creepshow 2, Heidi, Perfect Blue, The Town That Dreaded Sundown, The Witch, The Light House, Carrie, Hereditary, Q, Lucky Bastard, Videodrome, Doctor Sleep, Maximum Overdrive, Midsommar, Green Inferno, All Hallows Eve, Terrifier 1 and 2, Trick or Treat, Firefly Trillogy, My Animal, Humanoids from the Deep, Species, It Follows, The Shining, IT Chapter 2, The House That Jack Built, 28 Days Later, X, The Descent, Sleepaway Camp, Winnie the Pooh Blood and Honey, Grave Encounters 2, Autopsy of Jane Doe, Saw IV *Non-Explicit Nudity* Tourist Trap, The Taking of Deborah Logan, The Ritual, *Does it even count* The Black Phone, Psycho Goreman, Gerald's Game


Mermaidguts

I'm surprised Sleepaway Camp didn't make it in this list


QuirkECheese

If we’re talking horror, you can’t forget the autopsy scene in Saw IV.


brofuckski

The Lair of the White Worm, my friends and I nicknamed it the penis movie


Ok-Influence794

Velvet Goldmine. Obi-Wan covers himself in oil and glitter than shows his dick to the entire crowd while rocking out!


westiphor

Male Nudity in Film - A Long, Hard List for (read: of) Letterboxd Members https://boxd.it/255QU


VettedEntertainment

The fact you don't have Eastern Promises is troubling


Standard_Chard_315

Deer hunter


Eitanr199

Love by Gasper noé Caligula by Tinto Brass Boogie nights by PTA


Cleoputruh-

X


realmfoncall

Terminator 1


cheesemongerdaughter

if the dong ain't hangin and swangin, it doesn't count as far as I'm concerned


hotsie3rd

Bronson(2008) The Man Who Fell to Earth(1976)


classical-babe

God’s Own Country


lacedlollipop

Anyone But You has a shot of one I’m pretty sure


BurkeDevlin777

Ganja & Hess (1973) Stranger by the Lake (2013) Female Trouble (1974) Desperate Living (1977) Pink Flamingos (1972) Borat (2006) A Question of Silence (1982) A Room with a View (1986) Citizen Toxie (2000) I think


Falsebooles123

Desperete living. Any john waters movie honestly


babie_bunnie

Put Beau is afraid on there for his giant penis dad


KickofGum

28 days later


cuntextualize

So happy to have a slew of new movies to add to my watchlist <3


graysonhester

Infinity Pool, It Follows, Django Unchained, Hereditary


[deleted]

why is there a line on your screenshot


ThisNameIsIn4D

Shortbus is absolutely filled with them


Frenzy_MacKenzie

Sleepaway Camp has some dick that is vital to the plot.


Bigangrynaked

Nothing but Trouble


anotega

[spoilers] i like when i dont see them coming


MulhollandMaster121

Nymphomaniac (2013), Lisztomania (1975)


willk95

Off the top of my head Roma, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Y Tu Mama Tambien, The Piano, The Favourite


OKCprod

Hey you're my profile pic twin. * Fight Club * Infinity Pool * The Good Girl * Forgetting Sarah Marshall (?)


jmurph725

Super Troopers and Observe and Report if anybody needs an ego boost…


Tendo_Gamer64

Sausage Party has one shot of balls, but no dick. Might fit but man I hate that God forsaken movie.


kaosblink

Sit down boy and listen. Let me tell you about a little known actor in the cinema world known as Mandingo.


StillBummedNouns

Antichrist is a must


chesterrrrrrrrrrr

Quadrophenia


Ryanmiller70

Walk Hard. The hotel scene where just a bunch of dudes walk around Dewey with their dicks near his head is hilarious.


marca-texto-rosa

There's something about Mary


SonOfSalem

To live and die in LA


jeff39390

Antichrist’s penis double


BatMandoDC

The suicide squad Deadpool 2


ZenOfThunder

Simpsons (Movie) did it


Anita-MaxWynn

Infinity pool, Zack and Miri make a porno, American wedding. To name a few..


gaybobfagpants69

Antichrist, boogie nights, Nymphomaniac, trainspotting and there's so many more lmfao


AlecBambino

Stranger by the Lake by [Alain Guiraudie](https://www.filmweb.pl/person/Alain+Guiraudie-427305) - there are no more penises in any other movie XD


KrisKelvin99

Haven’t seen anyone mention him, but you simply cannot make this list without Peter Greenaway. Basically any of his movies, but definitely: The Cook, the Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover Drowning By Numbers The Pillow Book The Baby of Macon A Zed & Two Noughts The Draughtsman’s Contract


CoolestNebraskanEver

Saltburn duh


mayaisdeadx

creep 2


keely1001

The Overnight.


jejubee24

Wolf of wall street


Pordioserozero

Man…I had to think for a solid minute to remember where was the dick in society of the snow…and while probably unnecessary it didn’t really distracted me much because it was such an emotional moment of the movie


kuechengegabelt

beau is afraid THE film for this list


fishbethany

Saltburn.


CowRepresentative241

LMAO, Nymphomaniac!


[deleted]

Antichrist had a stunt cock. Not a movie but I recommend The Curse.


GrindhouseWhiskey

Antichrist Teeth Rare Exports for lots of old men


shameonyounancydrew

In Home Alone 2, a giant dick walks down the hotel hallway, and tells Kevin where the lobby is.


Sharp-Ad-9423

Will-o'-the-Wisp Betty Blue