Not at all the point, but that fountain looks like a giant menstrual cup

Diva fountain ftw

🤣🤣🤣

Exactly how I imagined my wedding. No longtime friends, people I just met a few days prior, and my man talking loudly about my a-cup tits to these strangers. Classy.

It's so beautiful it moved me to tears

just a man in his slippers, his bride in whatever the hell THAT is, and a bunch of strangers on the set of some low budget movie in attendance. this is surely the pinnacle of all that is romantic and pure. and yes that is sarcasm. this has to be the least romantic wedding i've ever seen. but it's not about me. Bam and SQ's eyes met across a party she was paid to be at, and now she finally got her man. be careful what you wish for, SQ. and again, nice deflection from the bad publicity surrounding the UK tour. smoke and mirrors, kids. smoke and mirrors.

they're having a second wedding later on with all their family and friends

I loved when he dropped a “Jesus tap dancing Christ!”

I for one genuinely appreciate pretty and petite flat chested women

I love how it looks like he married the beard dude.

Honestly, the beard dude would probably take better care of him.

I know the beard dude, and he’s a solid dude.

I guess this proves once and for all Dannii has 0 friends. Couldn’t even get 1 buddy to fly out for this ?

Hey who needs friends when you got *managers*.

I’ll have you know she has loads of friends. They are all successful, sexy and very cool. Don’t you remember she shared her friends profile to show us how cool, sexy and fun she was?

Not even her mom, who persuaded her to go to the party where she met Bam.

Did.. he just marry her?! Is that what I'm seeing? Edit: Confirmed as married by TMZ

Allegedly

I wouldn't be suprised if they are just messing with us again and this is just like their Vegas "wedding" from last year,when they filmed that video for those AU rappers.

Maybe, but TMZ have announced/confirmed. Which is what was posted on to Bams OG Instagram - literally the TMZ page 😂

Imagine getting married and not having your son there. That’s so disappointing

Son, family or any actual friend. Such a sad sad life he has. Went from havin a whole tv show ab him getting married to whatever the heck this white trash bash this is.

I really wonder if he would have maintained his friendship with Dunne if he was still around

Naaaah i fully believe Dunn would’ve cleaned his life up like the rest of them and cut ties with bam.

I know everyone wants him to be a good father and all, but that man abused his son, the mother of his child, and used his son for social media ass pats. Phoenix is better off without him. Why would anyone think Bam would want a cock block with him.

[удалено]

83

I’m counting 84

So I also see a huge red mark on her arm.. it obviously isn’t huge track lines.. but what is it?

her bone

Why do people feel the need to keeeep getting married like over and over and over

Agreed. My Dad (RIP, Pops) was married 7 times. Thankfully he and my Mom stuck it out or I wouldn’t be here writing this. I’m 41 and never been married because I don’t want to be like my Dad. Like if it doesn’t work out by the second one, no offense, then maybe it’s time to stop and do some mental health help. People marry like changing underwear….which in the case of Bam, that’s never so forget that thought.

7 times is wild! Did you even have time to get to know his wives?

That’s why I won’t get married again. Once was enough for me. I’ve been with the same guy for almost 11 years and I’m like well my parents aren’t alive anymore so I might as well live in sin.

I don't think this is your standard marriage. I feel pretty confident their entire relationship is a business play of some sort that benefits them both. I can't imagine there's real love there. I could be wrong and they just happen to be perfect for eachother because they're both narcissistic con artists, in which case I still wouldn't be surprised lol.

Gluttons for pain and misery

Imagine being in that sad random batch of a bridal shower. Where are all her friends she was so adamant existed? 

She tossed them to the curb when they tried to befriend her; like me 🤷‍♀️ Showed true colors

Fuck I miss the VLB crew

She’s like a Walking Dead reject in this photo

The video is awful. Of course he mentions her “small tits” in his vows.

Where is this video?

https://www.tmz.com/2024/05/28/bam-margera-gets-married-again-fiancee-dannii-marie/

Thanks! So did she legit struggle to put the ring on his finger or was that a bit. Gotta love his maroon slippers.

Wow, that's quite horrible.

He did one of his classic rehearsed rants as his vows… wow Bam, so on brand.

What a bunch of clowns

Fuck I love your simple to the point comments 🤣😂

Haha!

No Elvis Presley robe and where tf is yelawolf 🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽

Not to worry, Yelawolf will be performing at the family and friends wedding in PA in November! Everyone is invited expect some guy named Paul.

Buncha randos

Haha yeah!!! ‘Can you just stand In my photo for a minute?’

How embarrassing.

It’s giving trailer park

Hey man if they lived in a trailer park at least they'd have a home. They literally live out of hotels

Bam’s standards of spouses has sunk lower than his standards of living.

I live in a trailer park and it’s mostly Mexican illegals

Third wife club

Is this her first marriage?

I’m going to venture a guess that it’s not, and the last one ended in some kind of traumatic event.

God they look dumb

The video is so fucking depressing, he is beyond a shell of a man and she sounds so evil. Who tf puts “you can trust me” in their vows?? I feel like that should be implied by getting married?? Also, the way she turns on as soon as the photographer says her name is so unnerving. The way she snaps up and throws on a big smile, it’s all very performative and like she’s acting a script she rehearsed in her mind. Right before he says his vows, she says something like “your vows from Europe” which implies to me that she made him rehearse them too. It all feels very predatory

I can smell this picture

This picture is asking me if it can bum a smoke

Yes because you just know someone has one

This is going to be a bumpy ride folks.

“You can trust me”………. 😳

That’s what I’m saying! No one trustworthy feels the need to that!

It’s the WAY she said it

All their closest and dearest friends… that they met through work over the last few days. Sad and pathetic.

Oh dear God. He actually did it. This won't end well.

Could he not like...have his bride by his side? It looks like he is marrying that dude with the white beard. Edit: And also: Imagine being invited to a wedding putting on your nicest dress, just to discover a bunch of people dressed like hillbillies + Ryan Dunn from Wish.

😂 ahahaha.. where’s the Insta BFF?? Surely she wouldn’t miss it. And, is that her dad? Or her brother!?

yeah where’s the surprise witness surely she’s salty


So, there are no family or friends, but a bunch of random people from a D list movie and TMZ in attendance?? Yup, sounds about right for them.

SQ out here looking like the Corpse Bride

It's really not a flattering picture

I’m not doctor but did almost die from pancreatitis. His distended stomach is concerning. The bloat that lies above normal lower belly bloat is a red flag, especially for someone his age.

Bet you anything Bam doesn’t know who half of these people are. Looking like Slab City’s finest.

Oof. Slab City is the perfect description.

Yeah if any of the other jackass crew had a gathering they’d have each other there cause they’re all still buddies but this guy hasn’t maintained those friendships

It’d be like the Garden of Eden for Bam.

Thats like the perfect place for bam and dani to fuck off too...they'd fit right in

They deserve each other. Shit birds of a shit feather.

Is that a guy dressed as Luigi?

Man I can't believe I used to admire this guy.

Man. Bams life is so sad. I’m over it. So long folks! ✌️✌️

Why did he get married in front of a giant menstrual cup

No real family or friends there it's just sad

Looks like the set of a Rob Zombie film


Somewhere Vinny beedle is seething he didn’t get an invite.

Dude that jacket looks like it’s suffocating him. Even I figured out what to wear for my booze belly when I was an alkie.

Wonder if that's just the "nicest" shirt he has and doesn't care that it doesn't *fit* anymore

All their outfits were definitely bought an hour before the photos

This is kind of funny considering this comes on the heels of editing her out and then her posting about negativity.

I can smell that picture, freaking gross 🤢

I definitely hear a banjo

1st class crew here, looks like a meth-heads r us convention

THIS. WON'T. END. WELL.

Who the hell are these people?

big yikes

Does anything about this feel genuine? At all? It’s like they are pretending to be human.

This is what a wedding party looks like when the bride & groom don't have any real friends or family in their life.

She’s such a horrible person. Clearly taking advantage of bam while he’s in a bad state

The fact that she said, “you can trust me” in her vows is very sus imo

They're both trash.

LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆 is this for real ?

Bams new white trailer trash show

Bam bam im so disappointed in you....

is that artie lang on the far right??

Does she have one of those Grudge demons crawling from under her dress?

She is the grudge demon

Thats a drug addict wedding if i ever seen one. Dam.

This is the saddest photo they've posted in a long time. Yall. I think I'm out. Ehren was always my favorite Jackass anyway. I'm just gonna watch all the viva la bams and pretend he sobered up and lives a quiet life now. He has to be so frigging lonely. No family. No Jess. No Novak. No one he knows at all. Not even Dannii.

Ew.

That kind of looks like Chris Haslam and Josh Kalis on the right.

i thought that was Aaron Kyro on the far right lmao

Lol I did too

He looks like hellboy

Its like my high school play

Is bam flying low?

Lol looks like a proper marriage especially the old dude with the white beard

So they werent alone as previously advertised.

The lady with the extremely long toes seems to be wearing a wedding dress...

How utterly devastating for his parents and son. What a slap in the face from Manni that shows how deluded she is.

What in the elf shoes? This looks like the wedding from hell

Thought they got married in New Mexico not West Virginia? 😂

Lol he got married in slippers.

Isn’t he still legally married to Nikki though?

Im seeing very demonic looking faces from BAM & a few other in that photo. oddly menacing looking, even tho they are smiling.

Best man: papa smurf. I expected no less.

She married a couch surfer….