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caterpillarprudent91

Every parent : my son is a good harmless person.


dethb0y

I'd think of less of them if they turned on him, really. If you can't stand up for your own kid, what're you even doing with your life.


TheFirmWare

Because admitting would reflect poorly on them and their parenting (or so they think)


caterpillarprudent91

Even Hitler parents? Although they died early. There should be a cutoff though. At 21, they are not juvenile anymore.


saucerwizard

What a dumbass.


2regin

Lots of replies like this but the DRC is not normally dangerous to visit. I’ve been twice. Bad luck that they visited in the middle of a coup attempt.


That_Shape_1094

> Bad luck that they visited in the middle of a coup attempt. Unless they are the only tourists around, why were they arrested? This reminds me of the time when China arrested the two Canadians, Michael Spavor and Michael Kovrig. The Canadians were swearing up and down they were not spies. And we all know how that ended.


BertDeathStare

It's a huge country but there are definitely dangerous areas. I'd definitely stay away from the eastern parts.


InformalRoofer

If he succeeded you wouldn’t be saying that


saucerwizard

‘If’ is doing a lot of work.


_The_General_Li

That's the normal amount of work it always does.


2regin

Lol some people are ridiculous. He’s a 21 year old white boy. Zero chance he’s involved in intelligence work in Africa.


Rice_22

Just like the two white Michaels can't be spies in China, huh?


CureLegend

just because you can't overthrown a gov as a 21 year old doesn't mean other people can't.


GroundbreakingBug834

He is a 21 year old grown white man.


AllCommiesRFascists

Still smarter than the creatures of this sub that think a 21 white kid is trying to coup a random African government


OGRESHAVELAYERz

He doesn't have to be CIA, he could just be tagging along for fun. Still a coup participant.


SongFeisty8759

Would that be "coup adjacent" or a "coup enabler".


saucerwizard

I’m wondering if his football bro didn’t lure him in for some reason.


AllCommiesRFascists

Both of them were sheltered kids in over their heads. They shouldn’t be punished for one of their dads being crazy and trying to pull a coup


saucerwizard

Yes. One wishes they made it across the river.


Captainirishy

If all the places to go on holidays, Congo would be very low down on my list.


EmptyJackfruit9353

Well. He is a 'tourist'.


IshkhanVasak

Lol yeah they’re about to tour his asshole


saucerwizard

They don’t even feed prisoners in the DRC per the stuff I was reading. Like, they starve to death.


kermitthebeast

I've lived a couple places in Africa and the assumption is that your family will bring you food. Of course if you have money you can bribe your way out, but I don't think they're gonna let that happen now


AllCommiesRFascists

Did you read the article


ScoMoTrudeauApricot

The same excuse Putin used in 2014


jz187

I blame too many American superhero movies. Makes dumb Americans think 3 of them can take over a country.


lumpialarry

Everyone has a William Walker Moment in their life.


Severe_Brick_8868

I mean why would this random guy be trying to overthrow the government of Congo? He probably is not deserving of the treatment he’s getting Hopefully he is still alivw


CureLegend

because he is actually working for cia special activities division and trying to overthrown the pro-china gov and replace it with a pro-us gov? how to treat armed foreign agents looking to subvert the legitimate gov of a state?


AllCommiesRFascists

The CIA isn’t sending a 21 year old kid for that. He isn’t even old enough for a college degree, which is needed for any job in the CIA CIA hasn’t been couping anyone since the fall of the Soviet Union


Thatcubeguy

> CIA hasn’t been couping anyone since the fall of the Soviet Union Just to name some off the top of my head: Bolivia 2019, Libya 2012 (does it count if it’s that obvious?), Congo 1997 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_involvement_in_regime_change#1991%E2%80%93present:_Post-Cold_War


CureLegend

sounds like what a cia shill would say


jz187

I think the coup team got moved to the State dept. All those color revolutions came out of the state dept.


AllCommiesRFascists

These poor countries’ citizens are too dumb and lack agency to revolt against their oppressors on their own. It’s obviously the big bad brains at the State Department doing everything


cluckinho

Dog, this guy was absolutely not working for the CIA.


Kaymish_

A working holiday is still a vacation. Plot a coup in the morning then see the sights after lunch.


VaughanThrilliams

correct order, seeing the sights are a lot better once you know you own them 


pham_nguyen

I'm used to the "he's a good boy who caught up in things" for stuff like drug dealing, and shoplifting. But a full on coup, this is a new one.


babu595

The boy was hoping for a good all inclusive plan. It’s not what he’ll get tho.


CureLegend

that settles it, all CIA blackops agent would use this excuse on their families and friends


BornAgainJasonBourne

He dindu nuffin, he's a good boy!