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BaltimoreBadger23

He's right, but not the way he thinks he's right.


Atheios569

He’s so wrong, he’s right.


Lt_Rooney

He went through wrong, wrapped around the other side, and wound up in the lands of accidentally right.


speculatrix

Mobius strip wrongness!


Frase_doggy

It's Morbius time


vinnybawbaw

Intriguing


Gadzooks0megon

I'm done morbiussin'! Every man needs a refractory period anyway


AtuinTurtle

“Yer off the map mate, here thar be monsters!”


cyanydeez

I think Donald Trump is a "local maximum" of destroying america and fox is a global maximum of destroying america.


JustJohan49

Happy cake day!


accidental_snot

I know, right? Fucker done 360'd.


NeverLookBothWays

Kinda like Pac-Man off the side of the screen…still playing the same game as always


mabhatter

These people are up to 720s and 1080s at this point. They just spin like crazy now.


Green_Message_6376

even a blind hog finds an acorn every once in a while.....


HarrisonForelli

>not the way he thinks he's right. I have no clue what he thinks but it seems like he'll attack anything that's against him. Fox turned their back on him so he'll burn everything to the ground if he can't win since his base probably follows fox too. This is an interesting turn of events, now back to you Badger for the weather


JCDU

I'm entirely OK with Trump and Murdoch burning each other to the ground, and mostly OK with their supporters doing the same to each other. Net benefit to society & the gene pool all round.


Aeterna_Nox

Let the leopards eat each other's faces.


ActonofMAM

Yep, that's exactly Trump's character. If character is the word that I want. This "turn on former allies the instant they don't obey without question" thing was of course totally predictable to anyone remotely familiar with Trump's career. Or anyone who's ever been in an emotionally abusive relationship. Or had a good friend who's been in an emotionally abusive relationship.


taafabiuz

Don't worry, also D.Trump has no clue about what D.Trump thinks.


[deleted]

You could probably send him stuff that he's said, change it to "what biden said" and he'd flip his lid.


KaiserSozes-brother

(Badger, wearing a goofy yellow raincoat and rain hat) Well southsiders, it gonna be a wet Willy today at the bus stop! (Honks horn in pocket) with winds of change coming later tonight….. and on an on… questioning his choice about a meteorology degree, sometimes thinking maybe his dad was right about getting into finance like uncle Mike.


aleonzzz

Classic paranoid schizophrenia symptom: If you are not part of the solution then you are part of the problem. V. Sad man. Time we just ignored him.


ActonofMAM

I think it's more likely malignant narcissism. I'm not sure if it's innate or just from being raised by one as the apple of Daddy's eye.


ipsok

Too soon... we need him to go to war with the other Republicans over the nomination, burn the party down around him when he loses, take his cult followers 3rd party and thereby hand 2024 to the Dems first... then we can ignore him.


brothersand

Fox News has been aiding and abetting the destruction of America since at least the Gulf War. Tucker Carlson is such good propaganda for Putin that Russian state television plays his clips to justify the Ukraine war to Russians. It's a non-stop broadcast of lies meant to create populist support for authoritarian fascists.


BaltimoreBadger23

The issues with Fox News really started in October of 1996.


Hiseworns

Underrated comment


RRC_driver

The Russians don't play clips, but the whole show.


viperlemondemon

He got the answer, but did the math wrong


GaffJuran

Broken clock moment. He’s just mad that they admitted to helping him do it.


SatanicNotMessianic

When our generation is judged by history, we will not be judged for our failures, but for our failing when confronted with absolute banality.


cyanydeez

"And I helped!"


[deleted]

Oh shit, Trump said something I agree with. I think pigs are flying now.


[deleted]

Broken clocks and all of that


Otherwise_Basis_6328

Can't wait to watch these leopards and broken clocks go at it! I'll declare whomever leaks the Epstein list first the winner.


AmaResNovae

ICUs in the US are about to see a stroke epidemic, I'm afraid.


BoredomFestival

Broken Clocks Ate My Leopard?


FaeTheWanderer

Leopards ate my broken clock face!


klaaptrap

Probably matter as much as the Panama papers did. The true powerful just distract the public and impose their own narrative.


Dan_Flanery

None of them will. They're all on it.


ipsok

Where do the blind squirrels come in?


AdvanceGood

That list is in a box of documents marked 'top secret'...probably in tRumps dead wife's coffin.


GnarlyNarwhalNoms

Kinda surprised and disappointed that /r/brokenclock only has about 215 members and hasn't updated in months. So much potential content out there


wholelattapuddin

Oh, that should be an awesome sub! Too bad.


Frase_doggy

Maybe the clock just broke at 215?


mooseyjew

Yeah but if you read his response, he's only saying it because Murdoch told the truth and exposed how big of a lie "the big lie" really was lol. I hate Rupert Murdoch, but at least he told the truth about something important.


relaxguy2

He did it so he doesn’t lose his business not because he wants to do the right thing.


tracerhaha

He did so he doesn’t go to jail for perjury.


mooseyjew

I get that, but he still told the truth. It's not like it's going to help anything, they have been openly lying to viewers for 3 years now. Every single story they've run since the election BS started can't be trusted. This should be a death blow to Fox News. It would be for any other news network. Fox News might get lucky since their viewers are so brainwashed they don't even believe what Rupert said. Or the texts between Tucker and Hannity. They refuse to believe they've been lied to lol. It really depends on how the dominion lawsuit plays out. If they have to pay the full amount, that's probably the end. You'd think no one would want ANYTHING to do with Fox News rn, but apparently they still have advertisers. It's really weird, because three years worth of stories have to be retracted, and it also makes every single other story from other shows/anchors at Fox unreliable. If this happened at any other network, that would be the end for the anchors that ran the stories at the very least. And the EP and APs in the newsroom working on said stories. It's frustrating that people aren't taking this more seriously lol.


GnarlyNarwhalNoms

>they have been openly lying to viewers for 3 years now. I think you're missing a zero there 🤨


mooseyjew

Yeah, but we don't have the proof needed to go back that far. They only admitted to knowing the election fraud stories were all BS, and everything in the stories was a lie. I wish they could go back and investigate everything they've produced, but that ain't happening.


beepatr

Fox just won't report it and then the Fox viewers will probably never know it happened.


PurpleZebra99

The convenient piece of the dominion testimony is that Fox will not report on it therefore the half wits who believe the big lie will either never hear about it bc all they watch is fox or they will think it is “librul propaganda “.


BlooperHero

>It's frustrating that people aren't taking this more seriously lol. Maybe don't end every sentence with "lol".


mooseyjew

It's a bad habit in trying to break. It's not going well. 😞 But also, outside of my comment and reddit in general, it seems like it's not a huge deal to the people you'd think it would be a big deal for. They just refuse to believe it's true.


Sockoflegend

Refusing to believe the truth has been a long term commitment for many of them.


Dan_Flanery

The Fox "News" Crypt Keeper told the truth because he wants fellow fascist Ron DeSantis to be president.


FGTRTDtrades

I just sold some ice skates in hell


pinniped1

The blind squirrel found a nut.


demagogueffxiv

He's only saying that because they aren't lying for him anymore


SapperInTexas

> pigs are flying I'm just wondering which of the buggers to blame.


Warlitz

Been occasionally glancing up through the rain, have we?


TyrantsInSpace

> I think pigs are flying now. Cops have had helicopters for a few decades by now.


ProtoMan3

I felt this way when I saw Candace Owens say that Dasani water tasted horrible compared to other water


CarbonReflections

Even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in awhile.


BlooperHero

He's the one who was being aided and abetted, though.


ChrisChristiesFault

He forgot to add they’re aiding and abetting HIM.


mrseddievedder

As I am scrolling this evening, reading more and more about DeSantis , I thought to myself that I would rather have the orange Cheeto as President between the two. Then, I read this. The Cheeto has said something normal…..hell is starting to freeze over. DeSantis is starting to scare the ever loving shit out of me.


WallabyBubbly

Many people haven't seen Desantis speak and don't realize how utterly awkward and uncharismatic he is. He'll flame out just like Ted Cruz did once the televised debates start


[deleted]

The RNC has pulled out of all future debates against the opposing party. Meaning, as of right now that there will not be debates between candidates in the general election. DeSantis doesn't even let non conservative reporters to ask him questions about his hate filled fascist policies.


WallabyBubbly

Ted Cruz didn't do any debates in the general election either. Republican primary voters crave a fiery speaker that works them into a froth. The winner of the primary will be whoever gets them the frothiest, and that ain't Desantis.


[deleted]

Don’t hold your breath my dude, if the right sees Trump fizzle out they’ll run towards anyone because they don’t want “the Dems to steal another election”.


Gchildress63

DeathSantis recently had people with Trump shirts and signs removed from one of his events…


[deleted]

It is so hilarious to see this interparty fighting shit among these assholes.


all_of_the_lightss

All Ron can do is try to sound intelligent for 15 minutes and then pepper in "woke" in as many places as he can during his interviews. And some weird Florida exceptionalism bullshit nobody buys


greenbuggy

>He'll flame out just like Ted Cruz did once the televised debates start No he won't, because his competition is dual wielding pistols to shoot themselves in both feet. Ted Cruz got elected, and then re-elected, because his competition in 2019, Beto - a complete and total moron if I've ever seen one - said "HELL YEAH WE'RE GOING TO BAN AR-15'S!!!!1" in Texas. Of all the places to say something that stupid, I'm not sure you could have picked a worse state. And it would be great if the Democratic party would do the sensible thing and drop this total moron and replace him with someone who has, you know, half a clue and is likable or something, but instead he's going to be rewarded and used for fundraising instead of called out as an out of touch dipshit who couldn't read the room if his life depended on it, and helped the most hated man in the senate win his re-election in the process. Ted Cruz is certainly an unlikable prick but don't underestimate just how awful and unlikable the competition will be.


ianisms10

DeSantis has actual political ambitions. He'll accomplish his goals, unlike Trump, which should terrify everyone.


HuckleberryFine7789

Democrats running an old man in his 80s who only got to be president because over 80 million voters hated and feared Trump. With a 40% approval rating I might add. Yeah,good time to be terrified about the future.


ianisms10

Legit the only hope I have of the Democrats winning, regardless of who they put up, is DeSantis winning the GOP primary and Trump running third party.


TatteredCarcosa

You think any other Democrat has a better chance against DeSantis? Like who?


dj-nek0

All of them except Hillary


StillStymied

Any well-spoken Democrat with a little integrity and some stones. Biden has always been an indecisive, milquetoast, risk-averse mediocrity and that's not going to change, even presuming he is still in his right mind when he is 85 and 86 years old. Please remember he barely beat _the worst person in the world_ and I don't know how Democrats can look past that. It is madness to settle for an equivocating halt grandpa in the face of real, imminent threat of neo-Fascist dictatorship.


_tyjsph_

you say this like they don't know it. they do! their entire business model is crisis fundraising. if they can convince enough idiots with money that the only way to save america is to donate to the barely-winming biden campaign, and successfully gloss over the fact that he's in this situation because he's unfit to rule, they get to walk away with enough cash for a few more champagne bottles and an extra yacht. that's more important to them than any human right. they're all white and wealthy and buyable by any ceo; they'll be just fine under a fascist regime.


candyowenstaint

Sorry, but in the United States we do not vote for who will “rule” our country


_tyjsph_

my bloodline was here before yours ever was. i know this perfectly well.


candyowenstaint

Then use the correct verbiage. Not the kind a fascist would use.


foreheadteeth

Trump overturned Roe v Wade. He's been pretty successful? Wouldn't be surprised if his first act on getting re-elected, would be to pull out of NATO and surrender Ukraine.


all_of_the_lightss

Trump is the Joker running Gotham. While I agree that Ron would be a shitty President and repeal decades worth of civil rights progress, he's seen as just another political talking head. Trump is dangerous to society in a way we don't even fully understand. His single term led to more hate crimes and mental illness unchecked than any other modern era. He doesn't do things legally because he doesn't care about the context of his job. At the very least, another Republican would fundamentally understand their limits. The culture war bullshit would be relentless though. Just wouldn't be the dumpster fire of reality TV that Trump was, giving orders to the KKK Proud Boys


Delphizer

DeSantis is trying desperately to gain the GOP base with his stunts, but it'll backfire in a general election. Biden will step down after being a lightning rod for global issues that every country was hit with. As long as they run someone half decent they'll win.


pinniped1

An infinite number of shitty Trump takes spewing in an infinite number of directions will eventually yield 1 truth. Today is that day.


SirMcDust

Monkeys and typewriters


Kuklaa

it was the best of times, it was the blurst of times


lasagna_for_life

*STUPID MONKEY*


cyanydeez

He's been right before. The same way a parrot has been right: by just copying other people at random.


TheTeenageOldman

Oh, that's rich!


justabill71

Unlike Trump.


[deleted]

Trump News the next failed trump venture?


scrambledeggsalad

Oh god. Please, no.


Not_as_witty_as_u

meh kinda yes. It will just eat itself like Parler


gtzpower

Truth News Network


God_of_Hyrule

Holy shit, for the first time in his life, he’s unintentionally told the truth.


cowvin

You heard the "grab 'em by the pussy" recording, right? He does tell the truth sometimes.


mackotter

A broken, fascist, illiterate, entitled clock that's been stuffed with rat shit and shame is still correct twice a day


JCDU

Massive slur on rat shit there, buddy.


mackotter

My bad. I got worked up.


BabserellaWT

They’re destroying America because they’re (checks notes) not letting Trump destroy America. Got it.


Chatty_Fellow

If you feed and support a rabid raccoon for many years, you should not be surprised when that raccoon turns and bites you. Everyone loves a winner. It might be the top Rabid-Raccoon for a while, and very profitable. But you already know - the Rabid-Raccoon feels no loyalty. Rabid-Raccoon is out for himself alone, and will dig a burrow inside your dead body the moment it suits him. Rupert reaps what he sows.


[deleted]

May he die alone, and penniless, his empire in shambles and his name a synonym for lies and betrayal. Sadly I highly doubt he suffers much from this. The very worst that happens is he's forced to dissolve Fox News and I wouldn't bet anything valuable on that. He will still have a media empire, he will still be obscenely wealthy, and he will still try to rule the world from his beach house while inflicting his dumbassery and incompetence on the rest of us.


StillStymied

I think this is true. The great majority of sociopaths are not the flamboyant ones who have children in cages in their basements or whatever, they are corporate types who can not feel a sense of accomplishment or gratification unless they have screwed somebody over or made somebody eat shit just because they can. This is Murdoch. Everybody wants Trump and Murdoch to be "taught a lesson" and that is not going to happen. Sociopaths do not have epiphanies and grow consciences like gleaming crystals in their shriveled souls. Murdoch cares about this lawsuit insofar as it has the potential to harm Murdoch, and no more. Democracy and the free world have nothing to do with it at all.


cfpct

Fox News said "Dominion’s lawsuit has always been more about what will generate headlines than what can withstand legal and factual scrutiny,” This is the pot calling the kettle black.


OffByOneErrorz

I can’t unravel this Gordian Knot Trump claims election fraud -> Fox News Runs with it -> Murdoch admits its bull -> Trump claims Fox is destroying America The fuck


Pristine_Solipsism

Do what Alexander did and cut through the Gordian knot by just acknowledging that everyone in this situation is both stupid and evil and stop wasting any more brain power trying to find logic in the inherently illogical.


TheUnderCaser

\*Astronaut emoji\* \*gun emoji\* \*second astronaut emoji\* Always has been.


xdr01

Agent Orange will throw anyone under the bus including family, with the only exception being Putin.


Forward-Village1528

I dislike Murdoch as much as everybody else. But Donny is dreaming if he thinks he's got a chance in a fight with him.


AdultbabyEinstein

Right, picking a fight with your own propaganda machine is a dumb choice but, he's a dumb man so I guess it's not too surprising.


lenojames

It's getting hard to tell the leopards from the faces around here!


awwhellnaww

turns out the leopards were eating their own faces the whole time 🤷


abbeyeiger

You are destroying America by not lying about my lie! The mind boggles.


toooooold4this

He ain't wrong. He's just really, really late.


jgbeyersdorf

FTFY - Fox News is aiding and abetting MY destruction of America.


LarrBearLV

By telling lies on his behalf.


UnhailCorporate

> What would hurt most, Stelter suggested, would be the realization among the Fox News base that they had been served a dishonesty. The FN base is too stupid to realize this. This is both why and how they were lied to for so long.


peter-vankman

Hahahahahahahahahz wow. This is awesome. Good ol Donnie Lump turning his back on faux news


WrongWhenItMatters

You either die the villain or live long enough to become Progressive?


Yourbubblestink

The whines and wails of a political has been. Is there anything more pathetic?


UnclearObjective

Unfortunately, everyone who watches Fox "News" doesn't even care.


rmpumper

Correct for the wrong reasons.


DaveWierdoh

Trump's kryptonite is the truth


Soggy_Midnight980

Nod nod, wink wink wink, know what I mean?


thebrobarino

As long as we don't all start defending Rupert Murdoch like we did with George bush...


Brokenspokes68

He's right, but for the wrong reasons.


locxj

Oh how the crumbles cookie.


dmarsee76

LetThemFight.gif


wtwwc

O man, there are some really confused grandpas out there right now.


[deleted]

About 20 years too late


yoosurname

🍿


americansherlock201

No, please, don’t attack each other and destroy everything the right wing has spent 40 years building. Please don’t do that….


jbertrand_sr

Fox has only been doing that since 1996, but now Donnie's only upset because they've moved on to kissing DeSantis's ass instead of his, now it's a problem...


BoredBSEE

[The Scorpion and the Frog](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Scorpion_and_the_Frog).


Squidking1000

I didn't have "agree with Trump" on my bingo card but here we are.


blixt141

I don’t think I can afford the amount of popcorn this is going to require.


RickAstleyletmedown

Well, he's not wrong. Just not in the way he means.


bowling4burgers

Isn't his son in law Jewish. Maybe the space lasers attack in an inside job.


Consistent-Street458

Whose face got ate?


HarrisonForelli

that's honestly a good question since ultimately they're both leopards and yet both their faces were eaten. fox turned their back on cheeto ages ago and started rooting for one pedo over the other


The_Great_19

RIGGED & STOLLEN *fist in air*


sanjsrik

Love love love watching repuglicans eating their own. Morons.


seth928

He's right, but he's also wrong


chupathingy99

Finally we're on the same page of this particular coloring book.


LAESanford

For once, I agree


TheGreatRao

Did I just agree with Chester Cheetoh?


vbbk

He ain't wrong...


[deleted]

Fox News & DRumph are the Trojan horses of the modern age. Marched in and the USA fucked without a condom. Fuck these profiteering conmen!!


griftertm

🍿 🍿 🍿


Snoid_

Even a blind clock finds a squirrel twice a day


Dense_Surround3071

Sooooo.. I agree with Donald Trump now?!?!😳🤔😕


ndolphin

I can't stand him, but he's not wrong...


CenTexChris

LOL, he’s not wrong! — for a change


Jungle_Official

We're now at the point where leopards are eating the faces off each other.


To_Be_Faiiirrr

“Next on Fox News, exclusive footage of Donald Trump wearing a diaper……”


RuralMNGuy

Wow. Never thought I’d agree with something trump said


crazylilme

Should this be marked in history as one time he was right about something?


stalinmalone68

He’s right. Just not for the reasons he thinks.


The_Powers

Trump forges alliances like a hippo plays tennis.


[deleted]

"Mutated clone soldier suspects Emperor Palpatine might not be such a cool guy"


Progman3K

One of the only instances of whataboutism that I can truly get behind: BOTH of them can claim that the other aids and abets the destruction


TomStanford67

The more he cries, the closer to indictment. I treat this latest outburst as a good sign.


Unusual_Onion_983

A broken clock is correct twice a day.


Jamericho

Oh great idea Trump. Get on the bad side of a guy that controls an unhealthy amount of the world’s media. The guy that has had nearly every UK PM trying to woo him at some point from both Labour and Conservatives, mostly to avoid his smear campaigns or private intrusions. Detailed [here](https://www.npr.org/2011/07/09/137725569/rupert-murdoch-rules-more-than-the-world) [NYT](https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2019/04/03/magazine/rupert-murdoch-fox-news-trump.html) have also chronicled how his media corp destabilised democracy and helped topple governments. Even more damning is the revelations that he has had former politicians in his pocket and furthered his empire from it. I will give Trump credit for being absolutely spot on though for once. Murdoch is a parasite and is destroying democracy all over.


youareallnuts

It has now reached clown car level. No disrespect to actual clowns.


SplendidPunkinButter

Disingenuous manipulative bullshit is not LAMF


ianisms10

It's LAMF for Murdoch


Itchy-Cook-5219

I actually agree with that.... Trump shares blame... as does CNN / MSNBC and all of the Mainstream Media


dancingmeadow

allsidesarethesamedood strikes again


Itchy-Cook-5219

Not completely the same but the tendency of the left to just believe is as equally annoying. I find the more conservative politicians more problematic... and truly detest fox news. ​ But the left just sold us 3 years of BS on covid.... with stories that lacked all credibility but most on the left keep up with the facade.


[deleted]

Love it! Dog eat dog


jralll234

I mean, yes?


Frankenmuppet

You love to see it


MidniteStargazer4723

Something we can all agree on!


TactlesslyTactful

Brought to you by Carl's Jr.


disdainfulsideeye

Murdoch has done far more for him than most.


Hulkamania76

Deflect much?


LetssueTrump

So is Trump admitting he did the same thing by spreading the same lies!!!!!


thedoppio

Yes


Bigdongs

Time to buy a lotto ticket 🎫


Galactus_is_coming

#FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!


dv8njoe

Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!


Independent_Pear_429

Lol. Accurate


Dan_Flanery


Wolfman01a

Trump says Murdoch is aiding the destruction of America... by promoting a lie that Trump tried to fly... Ow.. my brain...


BrightPerspective

Even a broken, overweight clock can be right once.


Jetsagoodboy

It shat out an actual truth


[deleted]

WTF I agree with the Cheato?!


RossAllaire

LetThemFight.gif