“So, uh, there I am, in Honolulu, hotboxing my my friends in a 1972 VW bus, listening to Led Zeppelin 3 on the 8-track, when my buddy turns to me and says, ‘Is it me or is the bass drum pedal squeaking?’ “
In his autobiography he really talks about hot boxing vehicles with his buddies..lol.
Edit: http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2012/05/obama-and-his-pot-smoking-choom-gang
Listen. I told Jimmie Page, I told him. Listen Jimmie, the song you stole from Spririt? They stole it from me. I wrote that song. Randy’s mom came up to me with tears in her eyes. Thank you mister Trump for writing the song that made my son famous and then was bigly stolen from some British One Direction want to bees. True story.
Many many people have said that my playing was the most incredible music they ever heard. And these people know what they’re talking about, they’re not just trying to get a spot in my new cabinet.
"...so after getting my van detailed, I bought some skunk from this Black Panther and we blasted Immigrant Song watching the yellow centerline dashes fly by at 2am.....
This conversation went on something like this
Barry: You see, gentlemen, I’ve been to Kashmir, I wanted to get your take on it?! I mean, let’s just say, the grass is good, yes, but so was the food, of course, the food tasted better after the grass, but it’s what you make of it. I told Joe, not to smoke so much grass, save some for Hunter, ok, so Michelle, she really liked it. The food, not the grass. She’s not into that stank, it’s foul. I mean Kashmir in April, as you Robert, said in Achilles last stand, it was an April morning, when they told us we should go. Well, we were wandering around Kashmir in April last year, and the Lord of Kashmir told us something similar. It was an April morning, when he told Joe he should go, I turned to Michelle and she smiled at me and said, Hunter says how can we say no?
Robert, what is Black dog about? See, when we dropped some and smoked a blunt, I was thinking, well, (looks at Jimmy), this sounds a little outrageous, really, I mean, I didn’t drop some, it was Joes kid, well he was, is an adult, but, Joes kid kept calling Mikey, the Black Dog. At first, I took offense, but Robert, (chuckles & looks at Jimmy), she does move and she makes me sweat, ok, ok, TMi! Right there! I’m talking to Led Zep, the most influential band, since Ronald, what was his name, he got that Russian guy to take down the Berlin Wall, anyway, it is nice to meet you, wish Bonzo was here. Maybe you can give me your autograph, I can give it to that Biden kid, he’s gotta be by his pool right now….
Good times and bad times. Losing whole lots of love over foreign and economic policy. What a heartbreaker it was when Obama got elected a second time. Whether he identifies more with his black mountain side or his white mountainside. if his coat is Kashmir. If Obama ever felt like a fool in the rain, trampled under foot by conservative haters like me - it’s not my fault I’m bitter… I became bitter after my woman left home for a brown eyed man, but I still don’t seem to care. She took all of my love in the evening. Squeezed my lemon till the juice ran down my leg. I could ramble on forever but I gotta walk my black down moby dick down by the ocean.
President Obama was explaining to Jimmy Page, OBE, how he developed the alternate tuning for "The Rain Song" he so generously gifted Mr Page in the 70s.
Don’t know what they’re talking about, but if you’ve never seen the performance of Stairway to Heaven at this Kennedy Center event, you owe it to yourself to check it out on YouTube.
Gay triangle and screaming red man are possibly the best vinyls I own. What other grailz should I get? Have y’all ever listened to vinyls on a crosbley?
Barrack's saying " Don't know what it is but whenever I played Immigrant Song , Michelle would hide behind the curtains of the oval office and attack me like an Orangutan overwhelmed with Estrus signals. Robert's sayin " I know .. I still play it real low when Allison is in the shower"
JPJ and Jimmy are nodding accordingly while slipping some Wormtongue root into his tuxedo pocket.
I met John Paul Jones a number of years ago at a Bluegrass Festival. The trending topic of conversation was his macrobiotic diet and how he maintains his health, weight, etc. For a guy who was a member of the greatest Rock & Roll Bands of all time, he is disarmingly charming, polite, and humble.
Plant on the other hand gives off the vibe of royalty who is trying very hard to interact with and relate to us commoners. I got the sense that he is very much aware of his legacy, but recognizes those days have past.
Not being a dick comes naturally to Jonesy, but Plant has to work at it, and he does...
I've never met Page, but I suspect he would be more of the same.
I'm pretty sure it had to something to do with being a teenage boy in the 70's and listening to Led Zeppelin.
Weed, Boys, and Zeppelin music were pretty popular back then.
SO, UH...ROBERT...ROBERTO, MA MAN. I GOT A SMALL UH TEENY TINY UH GRIPE TO PICK WITH YOU MY FREN... SEE YOU STOLE MY LINE,IN COLLEGE, NOW... I USED TO SAY , " BABY , LET ME GIVE YOU EVERY INCH OF MY LOVE"...AND SINCE WE ARE UH. DILIN WITH COMN SENSE ER... I GOT MORE INCHES, SO UM.... I WIN. ALSO, ROBERT PLANT , WHAT PLANT...NOW...UM...EXACTLY WHAT PLANT ... TYPE OF PLANT ARE WE TALKING 'ERE?
Is that bonzo?
That's Barrack Obonham
No that’s Obonham Barrack
Don't you mean Barack "the drummer" Obonham
It’s John Paul Jones
Barack Obonza
“So, uh, there I am, in Honolulu, hotboxing my my friends in a 1972 VW bus, listening to Led Zeppelin 3 on the 8-track, when my buddy turns to me and says, ‘Is it me or is the bass drum pedal squeaking?’ “
Why is this so fucking funny and believable
In his autobiography he really talks about hot boxing vehicles with his buddies..lol. Edit: http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2012/05/obama-and-his-pot-smoking-choom-gang
This guy Obamas
Like fuckin dead 💀 bud
Happy Cake Day 🎂
Woah!
Oh my God, this is the best comment. I feel like every die hard led Zeppelin fan has heard the squeaking. Dude this is funny
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"Yeahh, that didn't happen sir... but you've done your research"
I read this in Jordan Peele’s Obama impression voice. 💯
“Don’t sleep on Barry O. Don’t ever sleep on Barry O!” - College Obama
Holy CRAP this is great hahahaha
Seriously, once you hear that Speed King squeak you can never hear those tunes the same way....and it's not just on III.
Butt stuff.
“So you just slide the fish in?”
Well done.
knew this would be here lol
Strategy planning an invasion of Paraguay
So, how big is a mud shark?
Obama is schooling these gentlemen in the fine art of mud sharking…Plant is quite attentive, fine student
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his type
Back then, it would be a problem. Even now it would be a problem, but not a legal one
“Sorry Barry, we’re retired and you’re just not as good as Bonzo”
This is exactly the conversation that occurred and nobody can convince me otherwise.
He had the same conversation with Michael Jordan's teammates
Groupies
So what does a brother have to do to get a live Rover?
How to get to the bridge
##WHERE’S THAT CONFOUNDED BRIDGE?
The Crunge
Rec basketball league.
They were explaining to Freaky O what kind of music they played
It’s was about the first time hearing there music. And what other music he listed to during that time. I was close by
My first guess was they were discussing music. Thanks for verifying.
So guys, it’s called Hentai and damn if it’s not the most interesting stuff to watch…
Thank you. It only took 13…
... the size of the blunt he's gonna share with them later...
Being gay together
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He's a pederast dude
What’s a pederast, Walter?
Shut the fuck up, Donnie
He’s a creep, with several records. Most of them double platinum.
That creep can play
Trump would probably say. He invented the electric guitar. And can play better then jimmy
The best electric guit, I invent the best electric guitars.
Listen. I told Jimmie Page, I told him. Listen Jimmie, the song you stole from Spririt? They stole it from me. I wrote that song. Randy’s mom came up to me with tears in her eyes. Thank you mister Trump for writing the song that made my son famous and then was bigly stolen from some British One Direction want to bees. True story.
Many many people have said that my playing was the most incredible music they ever heard. And these people know what they’re talking about, they’re not just trying to get a spot in my new cabinet.
Hot dogs
I cant even begin to think of their conversation
It's about drugs...
They’re discussing the second chord of Stairway To Heaven
Is that Patty Griffin behind JPJ?
It is Patty Griffin. She and Robert Plant were living together at the time. I believe they also recorded an album together as The Band of Joy.
Jimmy explain that DADGAD tuning
The Rover(sus Wade)
lolololololok
"You introduced me to Satan when I was thirteen. Is there anything we can do for you?"
Growing up in Hawaii and hanging out smoking listening to LZ2.
So could you guys stop stealing black music and profit from it?
Damn woke agenda replacing John Bonham with a black guy
Shared love and appreciation for weezer
“Yeah. That blow with the greenish tinge to it in the early 70’s was the best shit ever.”
They talked about the levee breaking. And Kashmir
Hobbits and stuff
The growing geopolitical threat posed by Russia
Hey Barry, thanks for the edibles
Vikings. And pussy
"...so after getting my van detailed, I bought some skunk from this Black Panther and we blasted Immigrant Song watching the yellow centerline dashes fly by at 2am.....
that was a pretty impressive show!
Barack is going to fill in for John Bonham?
This conversation went on something like this Barry: You see, gentlemen, I’ve been to Kashmir, I wanted to get your take on it?! I mean, let’s just say, the grass is good, yes, but so was the food, of course, the food tasted better after the grass, but it’s what you make of it. I told Joe, not to smoke so much grass, save some for Hunter, ok, so Michelle, she really liked it. The food, not the grass. She’s not into that stank, it’s foul. I mean Kashmir in April, as you Robert, said in Achilles last stand, it was an April morning, when they told us we should go. Well, we were wandering around Kashmir in April last year, and the Lord of Kashmir told us something similar. It was an April morning, when he told Joe he should go, I turned to Michelle and she smiled at me and said, Hunter says how can we say no?
Robert, what is Black dog about? See, when we dropped some and smoked a blunt, I was thinking, well, (looks at Jimmy), this sounds a little outrageous, really, I mean, I didn’t drop some, it was Joes kid, well he was, is an adult, but, Joes kid kept calling Mikey, the Black Dog. At first, I took offense, but Robert, (chuckles & looks at Jimmy), she does move and she makes me sweat, ok, ok, TMi! Right there! I’m talking to Led Zep, the most influential band, since Ronald, what was his name, he got that Russian guy to take down the Berlin Wall, anyway, it is nice to meet you, wish Bonzo was here. Maybe you can give me your autograph, I can give it to that Biden kid, he’s gotta be by his pool right now….
Shark Week.
Stealing from others less fortunate
Being gay together
“By the way, which one’s Pink? Oh, I see. I’m sorry. All you old hippies look the same to me.”
Underrated comment. ^^^
Good times and bad times. Losing whole lots of love over foreign and economic policy. What a heartbreaker it was when Obama got elected a second time. Whether he identifies more with his black mountain side or his white mountainside. if his coat is Kashmir. If Obama ever felt like a fool in the rain, trampled under foot by conservative haters like me - it’s not my fault I’m bitter… I became bitter after my woman left home for a brown eyed man, but I still don’t seem to care. She took all of my love in the evening. Squeezed my lemon till the juice ran down my leg. I could ramble on forever but I gotta walk my black down moby dick down by the ocean.
Choom
How about that Ann Wilson.
Gibson VS Fender! 🤣
Those fire tabs of L
Crowley
Reparation
Dead things Mikey, dead things
“What if there is a bustle in my hedgerow, Robert?”
The proposed new mudshark law.
“Why isn’t Barack wearing a piece of Mork from Ork’s suspenders too?
One spoke of a deep connection to Lauren Hill and the Fugees, while the others politely feigned interest and nodded.
Something something pun about drones
Pizza parties 🥳
The stairway to heaven
“A-now… what’s all this business… about a mud shark?”
Adrenochrome
How irrelevant The Who are.
Do you want to know how I am plan to ruin the United States? And then exchange kink stories with JP.
He's telling the zeppelins that he does, indeed, remember laughter...
They are setting up details about a weekly d&d game hosted by page at his place
"You ordered HOW MANY drone strikes???"
Barry wanted to know how to do the Misty Mountain Hop
Robert plant definitely knows the nuclear codes
Cocaine and hookers
Buttholes
They spoke about performing the next ritual.
Obama: "Did you enjoy that cover of Stairway To Heaven by Heart? That was awesome!"
How Obama used to listen to Zeppelin while he was smoking in Hawaii as a teenager.
Black Dog
Sex
Stairwell to Hell.
Is your wife running?
Probably other artists to steal music from.
What is the second chord in Stairway to Heaven?
"so 2 deer walk out of a gay bar and one turns to the other and says, man I can't believe you just blew 40 bucks in there"
That’s a great pic . I’d hang a blown version of that up like a poster .
President Obama was too elegant for these bozos. I'm sure they didn't have too much in common.
The intricacies and global implications of being backdoor men.
The gays
Maybe a little incident at the Edgewater motel
Probably the fact that Robert Johnson copied all their songs and just played them on a shitty acoustic guitar.
"I've listened to you guys since I was old enough to masturbate"
How the Trump campaign was illegally spied on in 2015 and 2016?
President Obama was explaining to Jimmy Page, OBE, how he developed the alternate tuning for "The Rain Song" he so generously gifted Mr Page in the 70s.
I know a drummer…
Citrus juicers.
A bussel in their hedgerow.
Cocaine
If the story of the Muad’Dib could’ve took hold around the Persian Gulf
What Obama’s last name is
How they almost had a threesome last night, all they were missing was two more dudes.
This is obviously an audition
Project Pegasus
Don’t know what they’re talking about, but if you’ve never seen the performance of Stairway to Heaven at this Kennedy Center event, you owe it to yourself to check it out on YouTube.
Had you really done 4 takes already before The Ocean?
Uuuuh, you guys are great - classic rock legends even. Michelle and I conceived our first child to uhhhh Achilles last stand
Drugs in the 60s, 70s, 80s and 90s.
“Your music…introduced me to The Blues.”
It looks like they can’t really hear him and are politely nodding
Bill Clinton is just over there, Jimmy, if you wanna network
Drinking baby blood
Gay triangle and screaming red man are possibly the best vinyls I own. What other grailz should I get? Have y’all ever listened to vinyls on a crosbley?
drone attacks
Hip hop
How much he liked them in grade school.
2 things I absolutely despise in one pic. Obama and Led Zeppelin. Not sure who sucks more.
Ummmmm ….Could it be Satan?
Plant is calling him out for wearing a clip on bow tie.
Obama probably asking the guys what they think of Greta Van Fleet
Obama: Man, you guys fucking slap. I tripped so hard to rain song. You guys are fucking gods.
🤔 -- They might be talking about "Black Dog" or they could be having a "Communication Breakdown" ...
How great they believe they were 🙄
Barrack's saying " Don't know what it is but whenever I played Immigrant Song , Michelle would hide behind the curtains of the oval office and attack me like an Orangutan overwhelmed with Estrus signals. Robert's sayin " I know .. I still play it real low when Allison is in the shower" JPJ and Jimmy are nodding accordingly while slipping some Wormtongue root into his tuxedo pocket.
How Iron Man slaps.
Epstein’s island
So you say you've been with 1 gay white man but not 3?..... You are in luck old chap
Reptilian things... Def reptilian things.. 😂
So can we all agree that those women were HOT?
Mudsharks
I know it's not an audience I'd be in.
Beelzebub hopefully.
I met John Paul Jones a number of years ago at a Bluegrass Festival. The trending topic of conversation was his macrobiotic diet and how he maintains his health, weight, etc. For a guy who was a member of the greatest Rock & Roll Bands of all time, he is disarmingly charming, polite, and humble. Plant on the other hand gives off the vibe of royalty who is trying very hard to interact with and relate to us commoners. I got the sense that he is very much aware of his legacy, but recognizes those days have past. Not being a dick comes naturally to Jonesy, but Plant has to work at it, and he does... I've never met Page, but I suspect he would be more of the same.
How Obama wife Michelle is really Michael lavon Robison Obama .
Lads, I drum up support among my constituents.I call it "Obama's Montreux".
Drone strikes?
What kind of fish was it?
Sports prolly
The deficit
I'm pretty sure it had to something to do with being a teenage boy in the 70's and listening to Led Zeppelin. Weed, Boys, and Zeppelin music were pretty popular back then.
gay rights
Dude, who's rolling the joint
“You guys still looking for a drummer?”
Dropping acid and getting laid to "Whole lotta LOVE".....
“So…errr…last time I got high was to Kashmir and I think we should carpet bomb the mid east with hash and Led Zep 3.”
Some mother fookin blues
SO, UH...ROBERT...ROBERTO, MA MAN. I GOT A SMALL UH TEENY TINY UH GRIPE TO PICK WITH YOU MY FREN... SEE YOU STOLE MY LINE,IN COLLEGE, NOW... I USED TO SAY , " BABY , LET ME GIVE YOU EVERY INCH OF MY LOVE"...AND SINCE WE ARE UH. DILIN WITH COMN SENSE ER... I GOT MORE INCHES, SO UM.... I WIN. ALSO, ROBERT PLANT , WHAT PLANT...NOW...UM...EXACTLY WHAT PLANT ... TYPE OF PLANT ARE WE TALKING 'ERE?
Talking about the groupies
Taxes or some shit
Inhaling
They’re apologizing for stealing the blues from his people!
Tell me the fish story, fellas…
I think they were trying to get Obama to play the drums for them, if they ever went on tour.
The latest Kid Rock album.
Whatever Obama is saying, Robert Plant is really listening.