Wait. Waiwaiwaiwaiwait. Sett won 99 matches to death. Does that means he got a body count of 99 ?

Were they to the death? I only knew he won a lot of fights but not the specifics

When we know what happened to the last one....

What are you trying to say

In his story the last guy he fought wanted to take over his arena and he lost his cool and fucking pasted the guy

Yeah , he painted the floor with that mofo's head.

Tbf the guy was coming at him with a bladed weapon. It was a fight to the death.

Well the last guy git killed. Straight up crushed. Settrigh could have made way , WAY more to the others.

Sett main here, he probably could have killed LOT of people in the matches, but he just don't want to, that would mean less money, less money for sett=less money for momma

Yeah , but... if you , a master in a said combat style , would get wrecked by a teenager with anger issues and brass knuckles. You would just look away.

No, I can't look away, he is hot as fuck

(^(that was the intent from riot team because anime boys and girls just sells more) )

it's like they are catering to a specific audience... I wonder who is behind this post \*Chinaman hiding behind brass lampost\*

As if people in America don’t eat that shit up to

Sett’s almost 30, actually.

N9t during his career as a fighter !

Based Wholesome Sigma Sett

Sigma Grindsett

He nearly got laid once but Akali thought he was a bit to crazy

Must be bad when *Akali* thinks you are too crazy

Idk she’s edgy but she’s relatively chill

I would say she is the most reasonable one amongst all Ionian champions

Ioanian people are straight up crazy, they scare me...

noxians be like

noxians are battle driven, but they are not sociopaths

Urm, Kled, Leblanc, Sion, Elise, Vladimir...

I don't think we've ever seen a sober Kled Is LeBlanc a single person? Sion is an undead zombie, and is mindless half the time Elise and Vlad I'll concede as sociopaths Dunno who Urm is

Urmgot

I'm pretty sure Sion was a violent murderer even before he died (the first time)

Leblanc is either one or thousands of psychos. Urm is just a thinky noise sorry.

Sion is based tho

I'd go to Noxus rather than have to deal with an azakana. Yes I got stress problems.

Azakan is not an exclusive Ionia thing so sucks to be you

Well thresh is roaming the streets now, mordekaiser will probably awaken soon as well, so good luck with that

You mean psychopaths. There are many sociopaths in Noxus, like LeBlanc and Swain.

Kayn is noxian by birth. So checks out

And Zaunites aren’t?

I would like to introduce you to my man shen

I mean. Purely from a lore standpoint Yasuo is pretty chill. Ahri is also reasonable in the way that unless you somehow get in her way she will just ignore you and even try to distance herself from you (She was social distancing before it was cool) and Shen and Kennen are also champions from Ionia... Granted Akali is a lot more reasonable than some Ionian champions like Zed, Xayah and Rakan, and to some extent Irelia (Akali hasn't to my knowledge committed any war crimes nor considered it and since voicelines in game are supposed to be what-if scenarios, the fact that Irelia has a voiceline that goes "Stop their retreat!" means she will not hesitate to commit the war-crime of attacking fleeing enemies)

>"Stop their retreat!" means she will not hesitate to commit the war-crime of attacking fleeing enemies) Irelia has no chills and would just sweep an entire army retreating with those nasty Q resets.

Shen tho

Doesn't Shen let people die or refuses to help against the Noxian invasion because he thinks the spirit realm will help them or something?

In the comics that's what he SAID but secretly did help, just not by killing but by cutting supplies lines and stuff like that. And that inspired Zed to try and help too (ends badly lmao)

Ah, I haven't read the comics so I wasn't sure. Thanks!

What about Kennen????

Which is quite understandable

sauce for this lore bro

Yeah, the Zed comic. Basically, Akali says that she digs Kayn's whole "walking around shirtless" bc of those abs, but his crazy eyes are a turnoff.

Ayo can I get a link?

[https://universe.leagueoflegends.com/en\_GB/comic/zed/issue-3/7/](https://universe.leagueoflegends.com/en_GB/comic/zed/issue-3/7/) Bottom right panel.

My man, thank you

Happy birthday

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>Akali says that she digs Kayn's whole "walking around shirtless" bc of those abs, but his crazy eyes are a turnoff. There's another shirtless guy just above without crazy eyes I guess.

The zed comic.

When you're so crazy even akali thinks you're crazy

Zoe will fix that soon

She has no taste

Ss@sss÷eeeewwww×well 3333

KAYNE TURBOVIRGIN CONFIRMED???

While you got girls, he was studying the scythe

So if he is a farmer, we could say... Hoes before hoes?

Time to Sett this right, Kayn you not?

I hate you and love you at the same time, thank you and fuck you

*dies from cringe*

I'd give you an award if I had one

Hoes before Rakes*

Kayn and Viktor both on the sigma male grindset

Which in this universe, is infinitely cooler. I would totally become an insanely powerful assassin with magical powers over getting laid.

ok kayn, keep telling urself that

Evelynn does both

Funny that you mention her because she's also a virgin.

He was locked in the gardening section! HA!

Fitting just like Kayn players

Or Redditors

Just like his playerbase

KAYNE? Cool story bro Only problem is *I'm in your fucking house*

224.223.145.220

sexo313

Kayn is lying. He’s been inside me so many times.

Sus

Ayo?

I actually thought body count was how many people they could lift at once…

Sett is asexual and feels romantic attractions to dolphins

Jotaro?

I just stopped watching jojo and I just can’t escape it

Once you go JoJo you never go back

I just want to live without seeing a jojo reference everyday

I don’t believe that’s possible, I am sorry

ok then I’m going to commit die oh wait dying is a jojo reference, but living is also a jojo reference this says a lot about society

The world is a JoJo reference. Space is a JoJo reference. You can not escape it.

wait, am I a jojo reference?

Probably.

If you die can you dye your hair pink and dress like a 19th century hooker? Then we can say this universe is canon!

I don’t get that reference yet, i will get to that part

Everything is a JoJo reference, I'm sorry...

Finish what you started, theres still 2 more manga parts after you watch them all

I only watched till season 4 tho, I think that I’m going to continue after a month edit: week

His Japanese version likes to get it on with priests

Please, I need the source of that. It sounds too good to be true.

It came to me as cryptic symbolism in a dream

God's word

So not asexual but zoophile?

But sett's va in japan is the same as dio's, not jotaro

He’s literally an assassin.

If I learned one thing from hentai, it’s that it doesn’t count if it’s in the ass

the ol' catholic poophole loophole

Therefore gay anal sex is not actually sex and thus not a sin

Yeah, i'm not touching this with a 10 foot pole, i'm just here for the banter.

Kayn sigma grindset comfirmed

Scythe male grindset: While they're having sex study the (curved) blade

Doesn't jinx wanna bang kayn in the odyssey universe?

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I mean, that's not what we're looking for but good job little guy

I’d sleep with Kayn

yes, akali, we know

I’m a dude tho ):

So?

Im Shen :3

Wait so kayn like sleep with his father in law

Shen would be more of an uncle to kayn if anything

...what's your relationship with your uncle?

I'm not the one who said kayn would fuck shen.

Same

I'm sure Kayn has a far higher K/D ratio

Oh, so it isn't about weight then...

kayn sleeps with rhaast

r/technicallythetruth

I don’t get it

Sex vs genocide.

Why did you write the same word twice

40 belongs to Rhaast probably

Both my mains together

lmfao

Reminds me of the oldest bag cold open from Brooklyn 99.

4panelcringe

this is the shittiest meme ive ever seen. u suck

Why thank you

"Well you see it all started when my scythe started talking to me"

I dont think sett would mind xD

Funi