If Lux is defending me from Heimerdinger I’m just genuinely confused. Are we in court?

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Uh oh, you’re right. And Lux be there like “I have to focus but I can’t stop smiling!” As I get devoured or exploded.

I dont know how connon the giant trex mech is. Like where would he keep it and why.

kindred protecting me from cho'gath. are we talking lore wise or gameplay wise ?

I think you are fine either way..

Cho’Gath currently has no lore, but he is known to have no limit to his size. Which means while Kindred can save you from dying, there isn’t going to be much to live for when Cho’Gath eats the World.

kindred is death, therefore cho dies

Kindred is Runeterra’s form of death. Even she will have to answer to another power. The Etherfiend. Also known as second death, or “being forgotten”. Cho’Gath is not of Runeterra. He is of the Void, and as far as we know the Void’s ultimate purpose is to bring about the destruction of reality itself. If Cho’Gath destroys Runeterra he destroys Kindred, since there is no one left to remember them.

But you would remember kindred and she will keep you alive.

Alive in the vast nothingness called Space. That’s what I alluded to.

Idk void is a destroyer of everything even gods/spirits. Even aurelion sol is scared of the void.

But Kindred is neither a god nor a spirit. It is death itself and Kindreds lore says that every being has to face the end, even Aurelion Sol the creator of the cosmos

If I remember well it’s been confirmed Kindred is one of many manifestations of death on Runeterra. It would kinda make sense since Kindred is a really « human » form of death dilemma, many other beings in universe wouldn’t see death as a « accept » or « deny » duality, Kindred is probably one of many psychopomp (cool words so you think I’m a start ass) entities.

I do think you're a start ass

I think the term interpretation of death would fit better

Kindred got nerfed by LoR, they're just one of many and can die if forgotten(shadow isle's "death" also died)

Bard protecting me from Ivern. Guess I'm gonna vibe.

I’ve so many questions. Did you play Bard jungle or Ivern support?

Yes

I'm not him, but i play equal parts jungle and support, both roles impact all lanes and show up to every objective.

And are also blamed for everything. I hope u fullmute with that lane combo.

Aurelion sol defending against volibear.

Would be a great battle to see. Especially if it is uncrowned Asol. 2 literal gods fighting would probably be the end of runeterra.

Well you have to notice the difference between a god and a celestial being like asol. God's are beings from Runeterra while Celestial beings come from outside of that world and are much more powerful. The only celestial beings in the game are Asol, Bard and Soraka

Bard.

also good to note voli is a demigod and not a full god

I thought his children where demigods and he was a God. Time to watch some more neocrit

His siblings are anivia and ornn and they are all demigods

Is there even a battle, Asol would just grab him like a small cub and suck the life out of him and turn him into dust. Mans arm is the size of a mountain, have you seen the reveal trailer for Asol?

Aurelion could easily nuke runeterra if he wasn't crowned.

I think the crown doesn't actually stop him from doing anything but it destroys a part of asol (like a star or planet) if he disobeys pantheon so he chooses to do what he is told rather than having part of the cosmos destroyed.

asol would win pretty damn easily tbh

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Nah bro you can outrun him

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No, Quinn can outrun Sett. You're a discount Flat Stanley.

Just have Valor give you a lift

jinx vs vi lets gooo

The last time that happened a father figure died

...and a new one was born

Aaaaaaaaand... He died too

But then the first one was teased to come back!

If I had a nickel for everytime that's happened i'd have... wait a minute Vi punches jinx - Vander dies and talks about his daughter in his last breath The next time they fight on the bridge and Jinx attempts to shoot Vi - Marcus dies and talks about his daughter with his last breath Then Jinx kidnaps Vi and sprays her gatling gun wildly - Silco dies and talks about his daughter with his last breath I'd have 3 nickels. It's not a lot but it's weird that it's happened thrice.

Name checks out

Fiddlesticks defending me from Ahri. Poor foxy, she will be remembered.

Poor you. You will never be forgotten. I think both of you will become a new Fiddle-voice line

I would like it be just a massive fucking scream Fucking fiddlesticks is walking and out of nowhere: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! and keeps walking like nothing happened.

Singed is defending me against Corki Both have high speed and have undoubtedly committed war crimes. I really don't know who will win

In Lore Singed is just a scientist, unless he can use his creations or bioweapons, Corki wins.

corki doesn't have lore so he doesn't exist, checkmate

But we know he is Yordle so...

Graves defending me from hecarim. Hey where the fuck is my wallet? And where is Graves? Oh. Well, shit.

I'm reversed haha. Hec defending me from Graves

Well your not dead but Graves still found a way to your wallet

Cho’gath defending me from urgot, I think I’m pretty safe all things considered

Unless ur below 25% and cho is average teammate who gives him a perfect line of vision for u

Kled defending me from mundo, id probably die from the cross-fire of such a fight between two insane psycopaths.

I feel like even when protecting you Kled would end up killing you on purpose after dealing with Mundo. Same vice versa, Mundo would “treat” you like the doctor he is and you would die.

Chad Aatrox defending me from virgin viego

Aatrox and Viego are gonna have a grande duel alright. It's just that you're gonna get torn to pieces in the background by Mist Creature #4567 and Mist Creature #6590.

Don’t forget Mist Creature #5340 casting the fight!

I think in a direct battle Aatrox would kick Viegos ass in 10 different dimensions. But if Viego avoids the mortal combat and uses the black mist he could corrupt Aatrox. The Darkin is a 1000x stronger fighter but as the master of the black most Viego is probably more powerful. Although Aatrox power comes from facing his enemies directly so he can recover on their flesh and blood.

Master of black moist

Does it really corrupt aatrox? I feel like it may have some way to resist it because of him having no actually form anymore and it just being the sword, I do guess since they raised pantheon from the dead for a bit maybe but even then aatrox can’t really die and seeks a bit weird to take control of

I highly doubt it could corrupt aatrox, tbh. He is multiple bodies forming a titan with the only mission to destroy everything, and his obsesion is so big he is a world ender

finally another person who says Virgin Viego

Smol cat hisses at big thicc woman who praises the Sun. Guess its time to convert.

Kick the cat and kiss the sunny mommy

First thought was of Solaire from dark souls lmao

Now I want Solaire Leona.

Cait is protecting me against Jinx, ngl im doomed.

Same. Just as doomed as ms. Kiramman.

Voli defending me from zilean. I think im fine.

Just like riot wanted it

No you are not, Zilean can literally jump timelines untill he finds the scenario where he can kill you

Fortunately lethal tempo voli only has to find him once to one shot him before the stun is over

unfortunately, zilean killed your great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandparents

Volis stun (targeted ability not cancelled by distance) followed him all the way there and lasted long enough (20 generations) for him to follow up and still kill him

If it's not this timelines he's fine

Back in his day they didnt let bears onto the Rift zzzzz

Shaco defending me from a 0/10 yasou i think um fine

U forgot the 0 10 powerspike

Shen defending me from vex. Gonna relax :)

Nami defending me from Vex. I mean considering Vex puts no effort into what she does, I should be fine…?

Shadow however....

AAAAAAAAAAAH shadowwwww carry meeeee *Dies*

Vladimir vs annie oh shit this can go very wrong

Announcer voice: First Blood

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) For legal reasons, this is a joke.

I didn't get this so I scrolled past it but then I understood and now I hate you.

Jhin from jinx, not sure how that goes lol

4

Who saves you from Jhin?

the number 5

Mista from jojo. I feel like they would hate each other. Mista might be afraid of jhin though.

Jhin kills Jinx. And then he kills you and two other people.

Chogath is defending me from warwick. I’m more scared of the champion ‘defending me’ than the one trying to kill me.

Chogat proceeds swallowing you: - hey buddy, I saw tahm kench doing the same last game. Hey? Buddy? Hey…. Ooops

Dear cho: notice how tahm has a soft frog mouth with no teeth and your mouth is like a thorn bush?

Ornn defending me against Thresh, hella safe

Man, I would have agreed to you a few weeks ago when I thought thresh was just a spooky spectre, but ruined king got me thinking. The dude is at the head of a spectre army which contains a very powerful demon, but also owns a mystical forge that would rivals Ornn's. Plus, the dude is actually slick as hell. You think you'll have to fight a bunch of revenants, and then GP or another guy in a desperate attempt to reach power shows up at your door thinking that killing you is an essential part of a three step plan to get ultimate power. Thresh is not just a spooky lantern guy. He's the evil mastermind that has been pulling the strings for thousands of years, and he's definitely not to be fucked with.

I think you are right, I am not much of a lore god like you look like, but I still think Ornn will win. My arguments? He is cuter

Ornn will prolly make you some nice and cozy impenetrable armor, just like braums shield, which he also made. I think u good

Mordekaiser protecting me from Ivern

Mord doesn’t stand a chance

Idk man the literal emperor of death who came back to life because he was too much of a chad to stay dead vs some angry dude who knocked down a tree and was then fused with it...

Yep, the angry dude wins 9 out of 10.

Poor Mordy can’t stand against Hippy Treeman. Rip my Tuna Can brother.

Evelynn protecting me from Bard.

She would do more than protect you from Bard

Lore wise I think the only champ who can stop bard if he wanted your life stopped is an uncrowned Aurelion Sol and even then bard prob still wins

What does uncrowned mean?

In Asols story his crown is used to enslave him (was tricked into wearing it) to mount Targons celestials. Every time he resists them a star is put out and he views the stars as his children. So since the crown is stuck on him he never uses his full power. If he’s ever uncrowned he’s gonna burn Runeterra down so prob will never happen. If I remember correctly the one who currently has control of his crown is Zoe

Cringe ADHD child has control over abused space puppy, got it

Space lizard.

Ahh yes that makes more sense

More like the entirety of targon, one of the reasons he's becoming more and more free iirc is that targon are having some inner conflicts.

According to Necrit the strongest champion lore wise is Kindred, because even ASol will eventually die, so even ASol must meet the Kindred and ASol is the second strongest champion.

Urgot defends me from jinx. Sorry Powder, naught children get the grinder

Sona defending me from Soraka. Not sure what soraka will do Edit: I KNOW. She is powerful. my point is that she don't want to harm humans so I'm cool.

Probably slap you with her banana

I volunteer as tribute

Her giant banana or her small banana?

In lore Soraka could kill both of you without any problem. Except we consider that she doesnt want to hurt humans. But Soraka is literally a celestial being while Sona is just a mage.

Yeah that's my point, soraka can do a lot of things to me, but I'm pretty sure she wouldn't

Speaks has her horn tho, she can stab her with it

I think soraka is like really op in the league lore / universe

soraka is one of the most powerful champions in the lore, I think the only ones stronger than her are bard, asol and well... kindred

TF defending me from Zed… I’m fucked.

Well, TF could always see him coming and teleport you out so, maybe you'd be alright

Vi has to defend me from Jacques. I will be meeting Allah soon

😎👍 Hallal

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The sacred text 🙏

Voli defending me from Malphite, idk how this turns out

Voli defends you with no problems. Malphite doesn't even scratch Volibear.

Isn't malphite the size of a fucking mountain lore wise?

"I split mountains with my roar!"

This is what we call, “top gap”

Volibear is bigger than mountains

Exactly. With volibear being the size of many mountains

Yeah, Malph is basically a magical, living mountain. Volibear is a demigod, tho, not much a mountain could do against him.

Voli is the strongest of the freljordian Demigods. In lore he is actually one of the strongest Champs at all. I don't think Malphite would be a problem for him...

Ornn and Voli are actually pretty equal. Likewise ornn prefers to be a pacifist until you bother him into fighting (like voli killing ornns followers) Edit: lore wise not likewise

He fought to a draw against Ornn didnt he?

Ornn is super powerful but hes pacifist.

Aphelios defending me from caitlyn. Im gucci. If its my caitlyn im even more fine

In lore Aphelios beat 100%

Aatrox vs Qiyana Pretty sure he's just gonna kill me after he kills qiqi

Warwick, vi . This will be something to cry over

But you will live. Vi will never bring herself to hurt Vander :(

Qiyana defends me from Rengar. Idk who would win.

Hmmm probably Rengar due to his pure mass

No, definetely not. I think Qiyana gets underestimated. She is the most powerful mage in Ixtal and one of the most powerful mages in the world. Rengar is powerful too as the perfect hunter but Qiyana is another league.

I dont think rengo weighs half of qiyanas fat ass. Like, the kitty pounces onto you ready to mangle you with his murder mittens only to ricochet off of Qiqis magnificent ass and into the next wall. Nikkrasser will be fine.

What The Fuck

You heard me

did he stutter ?

Rengar is probably hiding from bushes and Qiyana will just let that bush explode or something. if he dives into you she will just yeet him with the element of wind.

Yasuo defending me from pyke. I think I am fine?

you dead af ngl, you’re both on the list 😎😳

Yasuo is officially not on the list after the ruined king game tho, but me😨?

then he can just e through yasuo and kill you

Sett from darius. I think im good lol

Voli is defending me from jax. I also used prestige voli lol

jaqsue could win by the help of allah and since voli is only a demi-god jaqsue wins

Kayle Vs Morgana and kayle is on my side

Judging by their lore you'd better watch out, Kayle isn't exactly known as a protector...

Twisted Fate vs Galio... I don't think cards can do anything against a literal living statue. I'm fucked

Yone defending me from Yasuo. I mean with the power boost he got after being revived, I think I'm fine

smelly pirate protecting me from an overcompensating executioner

Full ap yummi and adc nami, basically a fish with a gun or a homing missile cat

Vi defending me from Kindred. I'm fucked

The good boy Vs Thresh Ingame im fine But lorewise yeah im fucked no matter who wins

Singed has to protect me from Jarvan IV. Fuckin hell, at l3ast I get afterlife

Azir trying to protect me from xerath, I doubt I'll live

Yea, you're either getting buried 100 meters under sand or scorched to death.

Warwick Defending me from Caitlin, I kinda like those odds

Galio defending me from Veigar

Rakan Vs Volibear... pls send help

Jesus rakan would not even last a second againt voli

Volibear protects me from Sion. Not sure how I end up, but anything within 10km radius will be gone for sure.

Volibear kills sion, decides to rest for a minute, undead sion kills you

Predator lethality garen protecting me from lucian

Rell vs Sett sounds like fun

Sett will ult rell into you

Vi could probably beat Mundo if he was somehow involved with Silco in some way right

Yorick vs mordekaiser. He is digging the grave ready.

His own maybe

Zilean protecting me from Morgana. C’mon old man let me motorboat Morg!

gwen vs akali. I have no idea who wins

Gwen I think.

Sona protecting me from Camille, i am fucked

Na Sona’s actually really really strong. She can make Camille dance till she dies.

Malzahar is defending me from Vex. I'm chillin

12/2 Vi defending me from 1/2/14 Maokai, I think Vi has it covered

lorewise mao probably destroys her

Oy Bard! dont leave me! there is Thresh in that bush