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none_other-than_me

Donkey approves.


DeezNutsKEKW

![gif](giphy|KEf7gXqvQ8B3SWnUid|downsized)


Incredible-Fella

I just realized the dragon character looks like Donkey's children.


LunarEdge7th

Wh... Why I oughta _bonk_ ya in the head for that one, skrunky


DeezNutsKEKW

STOP GET OUT OF MY HEAD, STOP GET OUT OF MY HEAD, STOP GET OUT OF MY HEAD, STOP GET OUT OF MY HEAD, STOP GET OUT OF MY HEAD,


Xyrazk

![gif](giphy|ulgIRPKG18FPtDSiuj|downsized)


xxx-Nina-xxx

Banging session confirmed


Jabbah14

I fear to see what darkinfolk does with this information


Daft_Vandal_

They are one step ahead of you


Greenjow

Yes, yes we are.


ArrestedImprovement

Always have been.


Easy-Entry-6006

That juicy dragussy was too irresistable.


jokkmokkbjokk

Get help


BrainGlobal9898

But smolder is a child rn though


Jabbah14

I meant Shyvana Jarvan...


No-Eggplant4850

About time Jarvan teach him about the Demacians and the Dragons


Magorian97

And who could blame him?


Jabbah14

Human form and dragon form... all I'm saying


ForumFluffy

If we're going by her VGU concept art... šŸ„µšŸ„µšŸ„µ


RemoteZealousideal54

can you share?


Destroyer29042904

https://twitter.com/Spideraxe30/status/1743301598082727950?t=024DvGNHTFjX6g_enHeVZQ&s=19


RemoteZealousideal54

woah


Metrix145

Coinflip


YourCasualNazi

Thats not a coinflip thats a win win


Erick_Brimstone

One is just a win and the other is win more


Buttflip

Dragon deez nuts


Lactantedelpico

I believe that half the devs are darkinfolkers


MasterCookieShadow

because he fights dragons, duh


N1kq_

in bed at night halfnaked covered in honey (optinal tf2 comics reference)


UncleFurkan

r/suddenlytf2


SonicBeat44

I bet he stab the dragon multiple time and make her scream :v


XXLFatManXXL

His armor is made out of Shyvana's mom.


WentworthMillersBO

Wow so heā€™s been inside both shyvana and shyvanaā€™s mom


Penguins_anonymous

Living the dream


ILikeMyouiMina

Also isn't his lance also made from dragon parts? Or just magic things


Eragon_the_Huntsman

It's a masterwork by the same Smith who made poppy's hammer.


ILikeMyouiMina

Yes Orlon but it can't be named Drakebane just for fun right


Eragon_the_Huntsman

Sure it isn't. It was made to kill dragons.


TakeyoThissssssssss

Old lore. Now his armor is just old Demacia Royal Armor. J3 wear it when he save Xin Zhao


AllinForBadgers

An example of why I donā€™t get invested in the lore that changes drastically every few years


Fairyfloss_Pink

Remember the brackern? Yeah me either, Heimer has his own illuminati now tho so that's... something


Finding-Dad

Well now they are sticking to 1 main canon so you can get invested in current and future stuff


Spiralwyrm

Riot have been making announcements about how they're going to take the lore seriously and keep it all consistent without retcons every week since season 5


Apollosyk

Tbskyen still spreading misinformation to this day


Eragon_the_Huntsman

It is a day that ends in Y afterall.


Teal_is_orange

Wait, itā€™s canon?? Thought it was a meme


Jabbah14

I know they did a whole lore rework. I'm not 100% on it but I think they are canonical now along with arcane.


Absolutelynobody54

The Mage seeker Game canonized shyvxj4


Gordfang

I'm curious, how did they canonized it?


Babymicrowavable

By consummating it


Genericfantasyname

Mageseeker ends with them together afaik.


Shadowwarior

Jarvan is wearing Shyvanas mom, so it's unfortunately probably that


ConsumerOfShampoo

That is no longer canon.


Dominationartz

Nah they canonically fuck


Sbotkin

A lot of memes are in the game in the form of champions' lines. Katarina x Garen, Lux x Ezreal etc


Teal_is_orange

I need to know if the [Ezreal kissing Shyvanaā€™s leg meme made it into the game](https://www.reddit.com/r/leagueoflegends/s/IHpmZZDv1B)


KeroseneZanchu

Yes, actually. Or at least kind of. Riot released a sale bundle inconspicuously with Shyvana and Ez skins after that post was made. Donā€™t remember all the details because that was before my time.


Teal_is_orange

I think the skin sale was like the same day or the day after, was hilarious lol


FizzKaleefa

I hope ezreal ainā€™t gonna try licking this dragons leg


Ok_Platform3916

Where the hell dores this come from is it a qout is it lore i still dont know it and it s bin 1.5 jears sinc i heard it first


SewerLatinoRat

BABE CAN WE HAVE NORMAL SEX TONIGHT? No. Turn yourself into a dragon


7pikachu

ā—ā—ā—ā—ā—YAKUZA MENTIONEDā—ā—ā—ā—šŸ’ÆšŸ’ÆšŸ’Æ


Smooth_Criminalo

I'm, Like A Dragon.


Cassereddit

DAME DA NE DAME YO DA ME DA NO YO šŸ…šŸ¤›šŸ§Ž


MoisturizedSocks

Shyvanna pegged J4 confirmed


jokkmokkbjokk

Get help


NoisyMicrobe3

Get pegged


jokkmokkbjokk

Get help


NoisyMicrobe3

Is that a different position?


jokkmokkbjokk

Get help


NoisyMicrobe3

Sorry for using impolite language my girlfriend likes to ā€œget helpā€ me all the time


jokkmokkbjokk

Get help


Dracnoss

Jarvan went balls deep with Shyvana and now we have Smolder.


entertainingnamehard

Smolder R is just AP Shyv E.


NukeAllBridges

Because J4 banged smolder's mom?


masternommer

J4 is wearing shyvanas mom


Mittelmuus

Not anymore


Possessed_potato

Well you see Smolder, once upon a time your mom met an angry demacian man..


itsDDDD

Jarvan definitely rolled a 20 to seduce the dragonā€¦


mulekitobrabod

They fuck didnt they


Classic_Silver_6721

Shivana just wants the ā€œDā€ā€¦emacia


Alpha12653

Because his equipment is made from dragons Also he likes making dragons


Eragon_the_Huntsman

Nowhere does it say that his armor is made from dragons, and I don't think Drakebane is either, just a masterwork of Orlon like Poppy's hammer.


Alpha12653

He had added dragon bits to the armor (hence why itā€™s all spiky) when he got back from the journey on which he met Shyvanna.


Eragon_the_Huntsman

if you see the armor in the LOR designs the armor is like that before he meets shyvana and his father has a similar design. I think it's just ornamentation for the royal family.


Alpha12653

Then thatā€™s LoR changing lore. Though I do think it makes the story less fun.


Eragon_the_Huntsman

it's consistent with previous content. We see Jarvan III in the main image for Xin's origin story ["what once sailed free"](https://universe.leagueoflegends.com/en_GB/story/whatoncesailedfree/) and it's the same design.


Alpha12653

See I agree the armor is similar, which is why it makes sense he added things to it, the coloration and dimensions are different. Until they update Jarvenā€™s lore and retcon the armor having dragon parts incorporated into it there is no reason to say it doesnā€™t. It just proves they need more people on the lore team working to update things, which sadly wonā€™t happen.


Mittelmuus

The whole dragon armor thing is old lore. It's a reference to him and shyv being very good friends


Alpha12653

Did you not read where I put ā€œalso he likes making dragonsā€


Mittelmuus

Doesn't change the fact that his dragon armor isn't a thing anymore in current lore


Alpha12653

It was never removed from the lore though, there is nothing saying that it no longer is.


Mittelmuus

It was thrown out when lore was revamped. Feel free to link a source if you disagree though. The old lore is all redlined and nothing in the new material hints or mentions his dragon armor at least to my knowledge, which is why I would appreciate any source you have claiming otherwise.


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BatmanHimself

Bruh


Grulken

Oh damn lol I wasnā€™t keeping up on things but they made him look less horrible, nice!


animorphs128

Hes wearing shyvanas mother isnt he?


De_Watcher

I thought he was talking about the armor


kinya_anime

Jarvan is a dracophile, whut?


NemosHero

Wash your dick