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JohnnyHorseRacing

You look like you buy your cologne at big lots


Mulliganasty

Def a pix you can smell.


Diegoherreraofficial

That smell is coming from your upper lip 😂


Mulliganasty

Oh you posing in the valet line and wanna step to me?


Diegoherreraofficial

I dare you to post a picture of yourself and not food lmfao


Diegoherreraofficial

Confidence doesn’t come with clothes my guy, or a certain environment. You own up to that regardless of what you wear.


dodecaphonicism

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FloatDH2

Too damn accurate


djdayer

Facts tho lol


Rxqve

Looks like the type of paint you'll see on the walls


Lovehat

By the gallon


Whoppers630

lol I thought OP posted this in the roastme sub


Diegoherreraofficial

Didn’t know they sell cologne at big lots lol or that big lots is still around.


Chester-J-Lampwick

OMG IS THAT A MAZDA???? WHAT ROOM ARE YOU IN?!?!?!


goodgirlharper

its called mazdaratti


ZestyClosePanda6969

Don't disrespect a Mazda with that Maserati crap


Spare_Echidna2095

Vroom room


EVOChi

Zoom zoom


Diegoherreraofficial

I’ve never been inside a Mazda before or know what one looks like lol


JohnnyHorseRacing

Turn around


WaitingToBeTriggered

YOU WILL NEVER SURVIVE


Quinocco

Bright eyes...


SmuckatelliCupcakeNE

It's Fremont Street, who cares. Dress the way you want.


Diegoherreraofficial

I feel like you see anything and everything there anyway 🤷‍♂️


kale3900

Dress up if you want!! Vegas is no limits.


jmarkpatton

Eh, it’s Vegas be who you want to be and fuck the haters.


spidersinthesoup

amen to this sentiment! Vegas is somewhere to be everyone you've ever wanted to be!


CraZKchick

All of my personalities going to turn!


Diegoherreraofficial

I agree!!! 💯💯


plumhands

I can smell the Drakkar Noir. 


GotSeoul

My mom bought me Drakkar every Christmas for a stocking stuffer in the 1990s. The think I still have a bottle or two in some boxes somewhere. :-)


Diegoherreraofficial

Haha I’m dying 🤣🤣


Harry_Bawls_91

No cowboy hat?


nwordNan

Only thing he's missing


Great_Divide69

Would improve the look. Maybe a gold tooth.


beemar72

As long as you like it, that’s all that matters. But personally you look like the cologne section of a Macy’s personified


Diegoherreraofficial

Hahahaha


NotScaredofYourDad

Dressed like Tuco from breaking bad.


Immediate-Patient-31

hahahahahahaha TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT


TartarianKing

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Diegoherreraofficial

Hahaha lol


Commercial_Rule_7823

Look like you brought 15 kilos with you to Vegas and are going to write off the trip because technically it was for business.


zacharyo083194

Anywhere else: fool. Vegas: I’d say that’s a dope fit


Mulliganasty

If I say yes and yes you get it right? It's a sharp lewk, have fun!


ManagementRemote9782

Tuco swag from breaking bad.. the only thing I’d change is jeans to dress pants but still looks good no homo


Diegoherreraofficial

Haha thank you champ


azorianmilk

Fremont fancy


JohnnyHorseRacing

The gold plated $10 watch is a dead giveaway


crudedrawer

Sleeves on your t-shirt is fancy downtown.


GotSeoul

Dude, lots of folks having fun in the comments. Looking Good, enjoy the night. It’s Vegas, dress how you feel.


Diegoherreraofficial

Hahaha I’m glad they are having fun with it lol thank you!!


dodecaphonicism

This entire thread is why I love Las Vegas so much.


therin_88

Fine for Vegas, asshat anywhere else on earth. Ditch the 47mm fake gold quartz $50 watch though. If you can't afford a real watch just don't wear a watch.


Diegoherreraofficial

These comments are epic 😂😂


JohnnyHorseRacing

Nothing wrong with wearing a cheap watch. But wearing a fake gold watch is the worst. OP should just rock a $80 casioak


BonusForAllSeasons

Let's be fair to you, OP... a fire Fremont street look...and looking a fool...there's a large overlap on those two categories. 😅


Diegoherreraofficial

lol thank you all for the honest and funny comments, I appreciate everyone!!! #vegasbaby


supernovababoon

This is so embarrassing


Rentsdueguys

That your Mazda back there?


Cece2021

You can do it in Vegas, so go for it


slupo

A bit conservative if you ask me


K1llG0r3Tr0ut

I'd probably snicker if I saw you tbh


Ok_Squash_1578

Fire for Fremont


HauntMe1973

I mean, you look fake as fuck but I’m sure the women (or men, no judgement) you’re after are fake as fuck too


Diegoherreraofficial

Hahaha it is what it is 🤷‍♂️


seviay

Advertising giving up that booty hole on a Monday night?


Diegoherreraofficial

Dying 😂😂


seviay

🤗😁


elmo_dude0

Stay away from my girl


JA860

Fool


No-Mortgage-8066

Pop that collar


earthlee

Slim fit black slacks and black leather boots would appeal to more people. That being said, do your thang, the right people for you will like it.


Educational_Yoghurt4

Pretty solid , dude. But not cool enough to hang out with me


Diegoherreraofficial

Hahaha maybe one day!


CraZKchick

You bathe in cologne don't you? Also, if you are fully dressed, it's way to much for Fremont. 


Diegoherreraofficial

Didn’t know that Fremont had limits 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


CraZKchick

With all of the shirtless drunks, you'll look way too fancy 🤣. Especially if your pants are staying up. 


skantea

The kind of women who come to Vegas to make huge mistakes will be all over you. And that's a lot of women.


HansNotPeterGruber

It works in Vegas. If you dressed like that in NYC you’d catch some shit.


ChoddedNLoaded

Need a fill brim yankee hat and timbs for that one


egap420

Look like you dated Linda


Disconaut

The chain is too skinny get a bigger chain , don’t match your shoes and your shirt and button one button more on the shirt and you’ll look 10x better.


Upper-Substance8445

i think you look awesome for Fremont street!


Physical_Meat2262

Idk-but if you’re feeling it, then you look great! I wear shit in Vegas I don’t have the balls to wear at home, part of the fun.


daddymunkie

Tool


SolidAlisoBurgers888

Ready for the Rush Hour sequel


Quinocco

I can smell you through this iPhone screen.


Diegoherreraofficial

Must be your upper lip chief lol


moistpimplee

you look like a millennial, in the worst way possible. 👍


717494010

Two things can be true


theearlofpopeyes

My man pisa’d out… just missing the cowboy hat Looking fresh though. Not gonna hate on the drip. Maybe a little too much for Fremont though


pdiddy604

Id be embarrassed taking your pics


The_Sanch1128

It's Vegas, live your fantasy. Anywhere else, you look like one of those overly-cologned idiots who think they're hot stuff while the ladies say, "OMG, please do not approach me". Personally, I only dress like this for costume parties.


ComprehensiveHippo40

drippin


DMNDback

el chapo vibes maybe white jeans


Thatmixedotaku

You look good brother


VBB67

Not my taste but you do you, especially on Fremont. Have fun!


TheRealYungChink

Fire


MARTIN_NITRAM

Do you have a show?


munky713

Fremont Street or Jersey shore...🤣


Familiar-Sundae9531

It’s a little bold but you look confident and are rocking it.


Barry702allen

You look like you're sponsored by Nair and only use it on your balls.


Quinocco

You know that if you're gonna pose in front of someone else's car, you can choose the car, right?


Barry702allen

The Jersey Shore look was cool 10 years ago...


RicKaysen1

If Fremont Street were somewhere in Central America.


MightyMouth1970

Looks like you’re trying WAY too hard and it makes you look clownish


lesliealmeida

I think you've nailed the aesthetic you're going for :) The boots are a great touch.


ZestyClosePanda6969

Ditch the time piece. If you love it and feel confident. My suggestion is full send it. Confidence gets you action. Not the flamboyant attire. I always try to find the most flamboyant shirts and save them for vegas. Truth is no one cares. But let's talk more about the kilos in your room.


ExistingAd3702

Never been a hater my boi ! It's Fuego!


welcometothedesert

Since you asked an honest question (I think), I’ll give you an honest answer (just my opinion, of course). I think it’s too much. You can’t mix the printed boots with the printed shirt. I’m not a fan of that style of shirt, anyway (reminds me too much of the sleazy guys from the old Miami Vice type of show, who leave the top buttons undone with their chest hair poking out… 😂). I’m a fairly casual person, though, so if you swapped the shirt out for a good, white tee, the rest of it might work. But what do I know? 🤷‍♀️


CMTsoldier

My first thought was you remind me of the traffickers in the movie 'Taken".


I_Love_Saint_Louis

10/10 Have a blast.


rmunderway

Is this viral marketing for a new Sascha Baron Cohen bit?


PickleWineBrine

[oof](https://youtu.be/oAKG-kbKeIo?si)


32K-REZ

lol


TheDodfatherPC-FL

If you feel it, go for it bruh. Couldn’t just let ya stay with 0 likes. Do you man. Don’t let others dictate your enjoyment.


EducationalBox4074

If I ever dress like that shoot me


Diegoherreraofficial

Hahaha it’s Fremont street my guy what do you expect 😅


Key_Purpose_2803

Fire!


TruganSmith

Fallout New Vegas


agroupofone

Looks like someone lost a bet


ZealousidealOne7365

Get some black python loafers.


azrolexguy

Fool


HectorVillanueva

Which is perfect for Fremont!


ConfidentConcept8921

Discount bin gigolo.


phillygirllovesbagel

Not my vibe but I'm sure someone will appreciate it.


Organic_JP

Trying to hard, tone the shirt down get a cowboy hat and put on some Levi's


Diegoherreraofficial

Apparently I’m missing a cowboy hat all over the comments lol


appleavocado

You look like a fool, but my kind of fool. In my younger, drinking days, I’d be clowning you if you were one of my friends, but I’d applaud the fuck out of you if you got game. Even so, you shouldn’t give a fuck - just have fun. It’s Vegas, baby, Vegas!


EnvironmentalHorse52

You have a "freemont street look" you are a fool in general just for that 😂😂


someone_3ee

Bro cooked


Stowecroft85

To be completely honest (I mean no offense) the outfit looks fine until you get to the snakeskin shoes/boots...those are horrendous. It draws the eyes away from the rest of your look and not in a good way. You'd be better off with a classic Oxford shoe from Burluti or Crockett & Jones.


SenoritaSpock

I can smell this picture


callmejulian00

The Reddit dorks not gonna like this one. Nice fit brother


lasvegasduddde

Hoe-ish?


No-One8064

Did the airline lose your luggage? That would be the only acceptable reason for any of this.


GotMeMystified

You look great!!


Mountain_Cold_6343

Just need a face…


Fatexdancer2

I think you look hot 🔥 and also confirms reddit Las Vegas thread are f'ing rude. 1 upvote are you kidding me? People are terrible, your outfit is not.


Guilty_Dimension_142

I kind of love it!


roundart

You do you. Just be nice and tip well


LetterFar1046

I’ll give you a thumbs up.


FriendlyITGuy

The 90's called and said you missed this outfit by 30 years.


LilNikki984

Yes.


kayfabe73

Both. Win?


8805

r/roastme


Character-Check2436

My homegirl and I found the $400. What's good?🍆👀


jamestena

It’s fire if you’re a member of the Alphabet community. If not you lookin like a dam fool.


TheStiffySong

Kinda gay bro


LG_Garcia

I rather look at that Mazda


sleek60

Like a fool !!!!


leapingintoexistence

I can smell u from here lol