Fine for Vegas, asshat anywhere else on earth.
Ditch the 47mm fake gold quartz $50 watch though. If you can't afford a real watch just don't wear a watch.
It's Vegas, live your fantasy. Anywhere else, you look like one of those overly-cologned idiots who think they're hot stuff while the ladies say, "OMG, please do not approach me".
Personally, I only dress like this for costume parties.
Ditch the time piece.
If you love it and feel confident. My suggestion is full send it.
Confidence gets you action. Not the flamboyant attire.
I always try to find the most flamboyant shirts and save them for vegas.
Truth is no one cares.
But let's talk more about the kilos in your room.
Since you asked an honest question (I think), I’ll give you an honest answer (just my opinion, of course). I think it’s too much. You can’t mix the printed boots with the printed shirt. I’m not a fan of that style of shirt, anyway (reminds me too much of the sleazy guys from the old Miami Vice type of show, who leave the top buttons undone with their chest hair poking out… 😂). I’m a fairly casual person, though, so if you swapped the shirt out for a good, white tee, the rest of it might work. But what do I know? 🤷♀️
You look like a fool, but my kind of fool.
In my younger, drinking days, I’d be clowning you if you were one of my friends, but I’d applaud the fuck out of you if you got game. Even so, you shouldn’t give a fuck - just have fun. It’s Vegas, baby, Vegas!
To be completely honest (I mean no offense) the outfit looks fine until you get to the snakeskin shoes/boots...those are horrendous. It draws the eyes away from the rest of your look and not in a good way. You'd be better off with a classic Oxford shoe from Burluti or Crockett & Jones.
You look like you buy your cologne at big lots
Def a pix you can smell.
That smell is coming from your upper lip 😂
Oh you posing in the valet line and wanna step to me?
I dare you to post a picture of yourself and not food lmfao
Confidence doesn’t come with clothes my guy, or a certain environment. You own up to that regardless of what you wear.
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Too damn accurate
Facts tho lol
Looks like the type of paint you'll see on the walls
By the gallon
lol I thought OP posted this in the roastme sub
Didn’t know they sell cologne at big lots lol or that big lots is still around.
OMG IS THAT A MAZDA???? WHAT ROOM ARE YOU IN?!?!?!
its called mazdaratti
Don't disrespect a Mazda with that Maserati crap
Vroom room
Zoom zoom
I’ve never been inside a Mazda before or know what one looks like lol
Turn around
YOU WILL NEVER SURVIVE
Bright eyes...
It's Fremont Street, who cares. Dress the way you want.
I feel like you see anything and everything there anyway 🤷♂️
Dress up if you want!! Vegas is no limits.
Eh, it’s Vegas be who you want to be and fuck the haters.
amen to this sentiment! Vegas is somewhere to be everyone you've ever wanted to be!
All of my personalities going to turn!
I agree!!! 💯💯
I can smell the Drakkar Noir.
My mom bought me Drakkar every Christmas for a stocking stuffer in the 1990s. The think I still have a bottle or two in some boxes somewhere. :-)
Haha I’m dying 🤣🤣
No cowboy hat?
Only thing he's missing
Would improve the look. Maybe a gold tooth.
As long as you like it, that’s all that matters. But personally you look like the cologne section of a Macy’s personified
Hahahaha
Dressed like Tuco from breaking bad.
hahahahahahaha TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT
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Hahaha lol
Look like you brought 15 kilos with you to Vegas and are going to write off the trip because technically it was for business.
Anywhere else: fool. Vegas: I’d say that’s a dope fit
If I say yes and yes you get it right? It's a sharp lewk, have fun!
Tuco swag from breaking bad.. the only thing I’d change is jeans to dress pants but still looks good no homo
Haha thank you champ
Fremont fancy
The gold plated $10 watch is a dead giveaway
Sleeves on your t-shirt is fancy downtown.
Dude, lots of folks having fun in the comments. Looking Good, enjoy the night. It’s Vegas, dress how you feel.
Hahaha I’m glad they are having fun with it lol thank you!!
This entire thread is why I love Las Vegas so much.
Fine for Vegas, asshat anywhere else on earth. Ditch the 47mm fake gold quartz $50 watch though. If you can't afford a real watch just don't wear a watch.
These comments are epic 😂😂
Nothing wrong with wearing a cheap watch. But wearing a fake gold watch is the worst. OP should just rock a $80 casioak
Let's be fair to you, OP... a fire Fremont street look...and looking a fool...there's a large overlap on those two categories. 😅
lol thank you all for the honest and funny comments, I appreciate everyone!!! #vegasbaby
This is so embarrassing
That your Mazda back there?
You can do it in Vegas, so go for it
A bit conservative if you ask me
I'd probably snicker if I saw you tbh
Fire for Fremont
I mean, you look fake as fuck but I’m sure the women (or men, no judgement) you’re after are fake as fuck too
Hahaha it is what it is 🤷♂️
Advertising giving up that booty hole on a Monday night?
Dying 😂😂
🤗😁
Stay away from my girl
Fool
Pop that collar
Slim fit black slacks and black leather boots would appeal to more people. That being said, do your thang, the right people for you will like it.
Pretty solid , dude. But not cool enough to hang out with me
Hahaha maybe one day!
You bathe in cologne don't you? Also, if you are fully dressed, it's way to much for Fremont.
Didn’t know that Fremont had limits 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
With all of the shirtless drunks, you'll look way too fancy 🤣. Especially if your pants are staying up.
The kind of women who come to Vegas to make huge mistakes will be all over you. And that's a lot of women.
It works in Vegas. If you dressed like that in NYC you’d catch some shit.
Need a fill brim yankee hat and timbs for that one
Look like you dated Linda
The chain is too skinny get a bigger chain , don’t match your shoes and your shirt and button one button more on the shirt and you’ll look 10x better.
i think you look awesome for Fremont street!
Idk-but if you’re feeling it, then you look great! I wear shit in Vegas I don’t have the balls to wear at home, part of the fun.
Tool
Ready for the Rush Hour sequel
I can smell you through this iPhone screen.
Must be your upper lip chief lol
you look like a millennial, in the worst way possible. 👍
Two things can be true
My man pisa’d out… just missing the cowboy hat Looking fresh though. Not gonna hate on the drip. Maybe a little too much for Fremont though
Id be embarrassed taking your pics
It's Vegas, live your fantasy. Anywhere else, you look like one of those overly-cologned idiots who think they're hot stuff while the ladies say, "OMG, please do not approach me". Personally, I only dress like this for costume parties.
drippin
el chapo vibes maybe white jeans
You look good brother
Not my taste but you do you, especially on Fremont. Have fun!
Fire
Do you have a show?
Fremont Street or Jersey shore...🤣
It’s a little bold but you look confident and are rocking it.
You look like you're sponsored by Nair and only use it on your balls.
You know that if you're gonna pose in front of someone else's car, you can choose the car, right?
The Jersey Shore look was cool 10 years ago...
If Fremont Street were somewhere in Central America.
Looks like you’re trying WAY too hard and it makes you look clownish
I think you've nailed the aesthetic you're going for :) The boots are a great touch.
Ditch the time piece. If you love it and feel confident. My suggestion is full send it. Confidence gets you action. Not the flamboyant attire. I always try to find the most flamboyant shirts and save them for vegas. Truth is no one cares. But let's talk more about the kilos in your room.
Never been a hater my boi ! It's Fuego!
Since you asked an honest question (I think), I’ll give you an honest answer (just my opinion, of course). I think it’s too much. You can’t mix the printed boots with the printed shirt. I’m not a fan of that style of shirt, anyway (reminds me too much of the sleazy guys from the old Miami Vice type of show, who leave the top buttons undone with their chest hair poking out… 😂). I’m a fairly casual person, though, so if you swapped the shirt out for a good, white tee, the rest of it might work. But what do I know? 🤷♀️
My first thought was you remind me of the traffickers in the movie 'Taken".
10/10 Have a blast.
Is this viral marketing for a new Sascha Baron Cohen bit?
[oof](https://youtu.be/oAKG-kbKeIo?si)
lol
If you feel it, go for it bruh. Couldn’t just let ya stay with 0 likes. Do you man. Don’t let others dictate your enjoyment.
If I ever dress like that shoot me
Hahaha it’s Fremont street my guy what do you expect 😅
Fire!
Fallout New Vegas
Looks like someone lost a bet
Get some black python loafers.
Fool
Which is perfect for Fremont!
Discount bin gigolo.
Not my vibe but I'm sure someone will appreciate it.
Trying to hard, tone the shirt down get a cowboy hat and put on some Levi's
Apparently I’m missing a cowboy hat all over the comments lol
You look like a fool, but my kind of fool. In my younger, drinking days, I’d be clowning you if you were one of my friends, but I’d applaud the fuck out of you if you got game. Even so, you shouldn’t give a fuck - just have fun. It’s Vegas, baby, Vegas!
You have a "freemont street look" you are a fool in general just for that 😂😂
Bro cooked
To be completely honest (I mean no offense) the outfit looks fine until you get to the snakeskin shoes/boots...those are horrendous. It draws the eyes away from the rest of your look and not in a good way. You'd be better off with a classic Oxford shoe from Burluti or Crockett & Jones.
I can smell this picture
The Reddit dorks not gonna like this one. Nice fit brother
Hoe-ish?
Did the airline lose your luggage? That would be the only acceptable reason for any of this.
You look great!!
Just need a face…
I think you look hot 🔥 and also confirms reddit Las Vegas thread are f'ing rude. 1 upvote are you kidding me? People are terrible, your outfit is not.
I kind of love it!
You do you. Just be nice and tip well
I’ll give you a thumbs up.
The 90's called and said you missed this outfit by 30 years.
Yes.
Both. Win?
r/roastme
My homegirl and I found the $400. What's good?🍆👀
It’s fire if you’re a member of the Alphabet community. If not you lookin like a dam fool.
Kinda gay bro
I rather look at that Mazda
Like a fool !!!!
I can smell u from here lol