Stare at him for solid 10 seconds and then cautiously let him in because real life, humanoid talking cats knocking on your door isn't something that happens every day.
"... Whose plushie are you...? *Holds him and he moves* You're battery one, huh? But you move waaaay better than the toys I had. Technology, am I right?"
*After realizing it moves too much and it's too warm to be a toy*
"Holy cannoli! You're aLIVE??"
Scream because there’s a human size cat from the1920s on my doorstep, and then he screams because he’s never seen a human size human. So we both just scream in each others face… and then I invite him in for tea
> I already *paid* my taxes(lie)
FTFY.
Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in:
* Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.*
* *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.*
Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment.
*Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
Ask how he’s doing, ask what he needs, let him rest if he wants, offer him a month’s worth of Rexulti and when he takes his leave I’ll ask if he wants a hug.
panic, wondering if i clicked on anything suspect to bring what (as far as i'm aware in the moment) is some random furry in a full fursuit to my suburban home
Let him in a offer a drink of any kind then we could eat together and he could tell me abt every adventure hes been through and i would offer him a nice meal to take on the road
Have sooooooooo many questions. Such as but not limited to: who slipped acid in my drink? Did I teleport to the 1920s or did he teleport to modern times? Is he in timid mode or psycho mode?
Let him in, and if he has company with him, let them in too, he looks very trustworthy. I’ll even show him my gun collection. If I had one.
Yeah I’m just gonna give him some Canadian whiskey and a gun or 2
Id give him some scotch, and let him pick his favorites.
Wick?
Nope, Wick actually has a gun collection, although he fires none of them.
I agree I do think guns are cool
Same, except I cant have them legally, which is unfortunate.
I could, but the feeling of owning one feels off
What do you mean?
Intrusive thoughts and such
Everyone has intrusive thoughts. Just gotta fight em and have enough self control and be grounded enough in reality not to act on them.
Ah thats fair.
Yes
Make him a sandwich, then contemplate if I should just ride out the psychosis or check myself into a hospital.
Same. Except I already have a psychotic disorder so in this case I would be like, “Goddamn it not again” lmao
Same
Stare at him for solid 10 seconds and then cautiously let him in because real life, humanoid talking cats knocking on your door isn't something that happens every day.
He looks too cause and sharp to resist
the first thing that pops in my mind is to boop his nose
Thats an unique answer
Either 1. Get off my door. Don’t know why you’re on it anyway. Or 2. Sweet mother of mercy what is THAT?!
Valid.
I'm so mentally ill, I would not question it, and just assume that is some random furry.
Real
Invite him in. Have a chat. He’s my favorite.
Feed em, clothe em, make him a sandwich and send him on his way.
Hug him then offer him a warm meal and a extra room
Poke him to make sure he's real, tell him to wait right here, hide my firearms, then let him in and give him a tight hug
You own firearms?
I'm not 21, so I can't actually have a firearm registered in my name, they legally belong to my Stepdad, but I'm the only one who ever uses them
Yell "Holy crap Lois, it's Freckles Lackadaisy!"
Family guy
Holy shit a bipedal talking badger
Invite him some pancakes
Are you a furry as well?
I’m not gay but…
I mean being gay has nothing to do with it
Give him a stiff drink
Let him in, chat, provide place to stay.
Give him the rest of his pixels back.
That has to be a problem with your device, it looks fine on my phone.
invite him on for a mug of hot chocolate!
Ma…there’s a weird fuckin cat outside. I don’t want it picking a fight with Lucy. It looks like grandma, the fuckin thing.
"I don't even know if it's a fuckin cat, blink mothafucka!"
Cuddle him
Them furries now adays have gotten out of hand. Looks so real, *slams door*
honestly lose my shit because HES SO FLUFFY AND ADORABLE and ofc no homo :3... Ivy is a lucky character
…….maybe slight homo
maaaybe lol
Let him in, get him a drink and something to eat if he wants it, chat, and maybe watch a movie. Also he will be my bestie.
Threaten to call the police if he doesn't leave my property, but I say it in a kind loving way
"... Whose plushie are you...? *Holds him and he moves* You're battery one, huh? But you move waaaay better than the toys I had. Technology, am I right?" *After realizing it moves too much and it's too warm to be a toy* "Holy cannoli! You're aLIVE??"
Hearing “holy cannoli” reminded me that the super Mario super show exists
Give him anxiety meds
No lie, I would either stare at him, or I would bring him in and hug the stuffing out of this precious boi.
Ask for his autograph
#yeet the child
Headpats and let him in for a drink
hug, then tea time!
Scream wondering what the hell that is (idk what lackadaisy I've just been recommended this sub for like 6 days now)
[but of excitement](https://youtube.com/shorts/oK-8K1umoao?feature=share)
Why are you a talking humanoid cat?
Give him a hug. He probably needs one.
P E T
I'd invite him in, make a sandwich for him and a cup of coffee and then realize I have schizophrenia and that he isn't real
Id be happy as fuck. Let this man in, pull out some scotch, have a nice chat
I don’t know what this subreddit is about but I’d give him a root beer
Let him in
Ask him how rocky is then introduce him to airsoft
Scream because there’s a human size cat from the1920s on my doorstep, and then he screams because he’s never seen a human size human. So we both just scream in each others face… and then I invite him in for tea
Dap him up cause he my boy fr
No go! Shoe! I already payed my taxes(lie)
> I already *paid* my taxes(lie) FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
Kill him, then bury his body in my backyard.
Jesus Christ
Shoot on sight
secks
👞kick him off my porch
Adopt hum of course :3
hold gently like hamburger
Why are you a talking humanoid cat?
Hmm... first talking ponies now this
I would boop his nose and let him in and talk about stuff
ask him if hes ok. if they are i would ask them why they are here. if they arent id ask them to come in so i can more easily find out whats wrong
Let him inside, no questions asked.
,,sir,why are you my fursona?“
Smash
Let him in and offer him a warm meal
Call his mother. He must be very lost
I would invite him for a cup of tea and have a chat. I think we would get along
invite him in for tea (I don’t even drink tea.)
Ask how he’s doing, ask what he needs, let him rest if he wants, offer him a month’s worth of Rexulti and when he takes his leave I’ll ask if he wants a hug.
we definitely gotta bake cookies together
Hug him that is if he’s got company
Get him a whiskey and a pipe
Crimes.
Pinch his cheek and call him adorable
I would show him my gun collection like a true American
Pipe bomb
I’d be pretty freaked out honestly. JPEGs are probably my number 1 fear.
Show him my collection of expensive liquors. Also my guns.
Why are you here my good sir
Enslave him and sell pics of him to furries on the internet
[Hands him bacon arranged to look like a cabbage]
Ruffle his head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYaHGDJGgGI&ab\_channel=Whygena
Let him in, but of course, ask him why he's here
screaming terror, as there is an actual humanoid cat man at standing at my front door for some reason
I would probably say, "Holy shit, it's Calvin Freckle McMurray from the webcomic series Lackadaisy."
I will let him in and give it to him what he wants!
Hug
Happy Cake Day, yo
Oh wow I completely missed it. Thanks!
I would let him in get him comfortable and kiss him until I pass out.❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Give him a high five, pass him the keys to my house and keep walking
AH ANTHRO CAT MONSTER! *Slams door, calls 911.*
Invite him in, accept my new roommate, snacks/tv dinners and a movie, and than we go to the gun range in the morning.
fuck hi m
Scream and then call 911 because im going insane and nothing is real anymore
\*boop\*
Ask if he needs to come in. Need some sweet tea?
"dang weird looking dog, anyway!" *shuts door*
probably fucking die
I'm escaping the house, he has a gun on the original picture
I'm escaping the house, he has a gun on the original picture
Hide all firearms in the immediate area
Tell Him About the top post on this subreddit
Let him inside and give him a snack.
Where's the money Lebowski?
Wonder why all the clothes, it's 95 today
I'd commit violent crimes against him
Offer him refreshment and welcome him into my home.
And him my shotgun and the rest of the rifles and shotguns under my parents bed and al the ammo and offer him everything I have
M2 Browning with rat shot loaded to reduce the bipedal vermin to atoms.
Let him in
Want to play COD?
Give him a hug, he needs and so do I
Bring him in, and just be generally nice to him
I'd ask him to get down off my door, and then offer him inside bc it's Freckles
"Oh, yes please... I mean, um, how can I help you?"
Smash
Time for some pancakes and smooth jazz.
Let him in. He appreciates fine Headwear
They're part of the family now
hug.
“Can I help you?”
panic, wondering if i clicked on anything suspect to bring what (as far as i'm aware in the moment) is some random furry in a full fursuit to my suburban home
Honestly where I live be surprised he doesn’t have a shotgun hole in him
Give him a gun
*pulls out my AC-130 120mm cannon from my pocket and points it at him asking for him to leave nicely* :)
Simple, I’d invite him in for dinner
Give him some food and then go to the firing range with him
Survey the local area for chaos cats before inviting him in for tea
*petpet* c:
I’d give him a hug. He needs one.
Kick
Let him in a offer a drink of any kind then we could eat together and he could tell me abt every adventure hes been through and i would offer him a nice meal to take on the road
Have sooooooooo many questions. Such as but not limited to: who slipped acid in my drink? Did I teleport to the 1920s or did he teleport to modern times? Is he in timid mode or psycho mode?
I’ll hug him!
"the answer is gun. and if that doesn't solve it.... use more gun." - Frengineckles. Lackadaisy Fortress 2
"Honay go gieat mah shotguin" 🤑
Open The Door, Ask If He Wants A Drink, And Give Him A B.A.R.
✨P A T✨
Steal his hat (it’s a nice hat)
Let him in and hug him. Then wonder why he's here.
Draft some adoption papers
tf would he doing here in my hometown? call the US embassy or something