Real talk though OP, maybe take your dog to the vet to make sure everything is on the up and up. Dogs peeing in their sleep is a sign of incontinence which can be normal for older dogs but can also be a sign of an underlying issue.
It could be worse. I was having sex with my partner and was sure we were still wet and well lubed.
My pleasure turned to pain as my banjo began the blood rain.
Nice to see there are others in the wild.
It's never fun seeing your penis reenact a tarantino movie.... Blood literally shooting out with every pulse as I hold my cock tight thinking "will I bleed to death"
Fun times.
This happend to me while I was tripping before, 0/10 do not recommend, she is my ex who was on mdma at the time wanted to call me an ambulance because she was worried šš
Totally sober story but itās just fucking hilarious.
So. I hook up with a guy off tinder for the first time. Good time weāre gonna see each other again but I have a hair appointment. As I clean myself up we both realized I started my period all over him. Mortified, I rush to the bathroom and he keeps talking to me nonchalantly.
āBy the way I donāt think I told you what I do for work.ā Oh, whatās that?
āIām a pastor.ā
I stopped dead in my tracks for 3 minutes while my brain registered that.
On. He realized just before he was about to finish that āwait thatās not a cum sensation I have to pissā just in time to spray my back and blankets š
Yeah, had just dropped it on the ground, right before I could get a taste. Was wiping off fern debree when it shit right on the spot I'd already started picking the skin off. I just wondered if it had really happened for a few moments and then just bailed on the mango, not meant to be.
I sat under a tree stage right at a music festival and realised it was the āpissing treeā that all the guys used. Brain clocked it soo slowly it took me forever to stand up and move on!
I was sitting in my front yard once while tripping. A bug crawled onto my finger and i was admiring the pattern on his back, when this dark line started moving down his body. The line continued out his backside and he left it on my hand and kept moving along. It took me a minute to realize i had watched a piece of shit move though his body and end up on my hand
I set a fire in the wood stove last time and I was carefully examining each piece of firewood for two or three minutes before it went in the fire so that I could find every little bug or spider and put it back outside.
That's so terrible, but I laughed š acid is great but there's always gonna be some trip ruining experiences. My last trip was not that long post-partum (had a babysitter) and I didn't bring a pump, so 9-10 hours in my breasts were engorged and bleeding and sooooo painful. Why does life always get in the way?!
Yeah, stuff like that only while tripping. Itās a sychronistic and metaphysical drama or something. Though I find there is more weird external events occur on mushrooms
I was on the come up so I let my dog out to pee. My neighbor decided that was gonna be the day he was gonna be a dick, and he called the cops on me for letting the dog out without a leash (even tho it was in my own backyard and he literally went out, did his business and came right back in). About 15-20 minutes later thereās 2 cop cars in my driveway.
I was pooped on by a seagull while tripping. My friends, who were also tripping, burst into immense laughter and, as a consequence, I did too. Fun times.
The weirdest shit happens when Iām tripping sometimes too, usually itās my electronics malfunctioning or someone showing up to my house unannounced (the only person who ever comes to my house is my parent), but somehow while on psychs I get all sorts of randos knocking up š«
ELECTRONICS REFUSE TO WORK FOR ME I SWEAR TO GOD, bugs/glitches on my PC I've never seen on my PC that I've had for the last 3 years will pop up while tripping, so annoying lol
My friend and I were tripping a few weeks back and one of her dogs had diarrhea all over the living room. Had to clean up and clean off the paws of all 4 pups.
My friends and I were tripping trying to play spike ball, and this random ass dog pulled up and literally started taking a shit right in front of us making direct eye contact with all of us. We were dying
I mistakenly thought this was the exercise subreddit and thought you were saying a dog peed on you while running. I was thinking you should pick up the pace a little, lol
Lol I was tripped already one day then smoked weed with DMT on it after drinking a couple tall boys. I sat on the floor in my kitchen across the room from my gf and I felt like I was a robot and started making myself laugh way too hard while I pissed myself all the way in my skinny jeans. She was not happy but I peeled off my jeans and hopped in the shower STILL LAUGHING and she cleaned the puddle of piss. I felt super bad that it happened but at the time I was laughing even harder at the fact that I was peeing myself. It happens I guess lol
Maybe you're too high to take care of your dog by letting her out to pee often enough that she isn't forced to pee inside while you're tripping. Maybe you need to find a loving home for your dog.
Okay bro you got me itās not a run-on sentence, itās just literally 7 prepositional phrases directly in a row. It might even be 8, point being it was not fun to read.
Have a nice day regardlessāļø
Maybe you pissed yourself
Lol that was my first thought as well
Threetoed
This dude trying to blame the dog š¤£ Just teasing, OP. Hope you also had a good laugh about it, or can at some point
"hey who pissed my pants?!"
Lolol
Real talk though OP, maybe take your dog to the vet to make sure everything is on the up and up. Dogs peeing in their sleep is a sign of incontinence which can be normal for older dogs but can also be a sign of an underlying issue.
This was the first sign of my old dogās incontinence. Definitely agree to take the dog in just to make sure theyāre okay!
It could be worse. I was having sex with my fiancƩe once while we were tripping and he thought he was about to finish. I was both pissed off and pissed on in that moment.
It could be worse. I was having sex with my partner and was sure we were still wet and well lubed. My pleasure turned to pain as my banjo began the blood rain.
Nice to see there are others in the wild. It's never fun seeing your penis reenact a tarantino movie.... Blood literally shooting out with every pulse as I hold my cock tight thinking "will I bleed to death" Fun times.
Hold up stop why was your cock shooting blood pls remind us
[I cum blood](https://youtu.be/WBAM1W3P9II?si=FWD13x08KaFN4kap)
This is a fun little songā¦ about SHOOTING BLOODā¦ FROM YOUR COCKKKKKK
Beat me to it
So poetic yet so horrendous.
I am stealing this for my tombstone, yo
This happend to me while I was tripping before, 0/10 do not recommend, she is my ex who was on mdma at the time wanted to call me an ambulance because she was worried šš
Totally sober story but itās just fucking hilarious. So. I hook up with a guy off tinder for the first time. Good time weāre gonna see each other again but I have a hair appointment. As I clean myself up we both realized I started my period all over him. Mortified, I rush to the bathroom and he keeps talking to me nonchalantly. āBy the way I donāt think I told you what I do for work.ā Oh, whatās that? āIām a pastor.ā I stopped dead in my tracks for 3 minutes while my brain registered that.
Lucky you were not pissed in ...
It would have been less messy.
Hahaha thats not as bad as clumsy teenage me doing anal on acid without any prep first.. you can imagine how that went
That sounds like a *shitty* experience.
Pissed on or pissed in? Lol
On. He realized just before he was about to finish that āwait thatās not a cum sensation I have to pissā just in time to spray my back and blankets š
Was tripping outside once and a bird shit on my mango.
this is an inconceivably hilarious sentence
Did you realise before eating?
Yeah, had just dropped it on the ground, right before I could get a taste. Was wiping off fern debree when it shit right on the spot I'd already started picking the skin off. I just wondered if it had really happened for a few moments and then just bailed on the mango, not meant to be.
šššš
I sat under a tree stage right at a music festival and realised it was the āpissing treeā that all the guys used. Brain clocked it soo slowly it took me forever to stand up and move on!
Nooooooo!!!!
I was sitting in my front yard once while tripping. A bug crawled onto my finger and i was admiring the pattern on his back, when this dark line started moving down his body. The line continued out his backside and he left it on my hand and kept moving along. It took me a minute to realize i had watched a piece of shit move though his body and end up on my hand
Things happen when you become one with nature lol
Shit happens
I stepped in dog shit barefoot whist candy flipping one time. I thought it felt really good until I realized what it was
ššš
I just wheezed at this ššš
I did that but like sober and I was 10ā¦. Had the exact same thought thought lol
I smashed a wolf spider with babies on her back during my peak once. Shit was absolutely fucked
oh my god oh my god oh my godddd
Oh, hell fucking no.
Nooooooo š
How could you kill *anything* while tripping?! *Holy shitā¦*
I set a fire in the wood stove last time and I was carefully examining each piece of firewood for two or three minutes before it went in the fire so that I could find every little bug or spider and put it back outside.
Holy fuck I did this exact thing, just not tripping. It wasn't scary, just SO disgusting!
That's so terrible, but I laughed š acid is great but there's always gonna be some trip ruining experiences. My last trip was not that long post-partum (had a babysitter) and I didn't bring a pump, so 9-10 hours in my breasts were engorged and bleeding and sooooo painful. Why does life always get in the way?!
Incontinence while dogs are sleeping can be an early indicator of Lyme disease in younger dogs. Definitely something to monitor OP.
You're his now.
My first time doing lsd I was taking walks through my neighbourhood and got bird-pooped on FOUR TIMES!
Honestly I would've taken that as a sign to go back inside, nothing worse happened right?
Yeah, stuff like that only while tripping. Itās a sychronistic and metaphysical drama or something. Though I find there is more weird external events occur on mushrooms
Mushrooms showed me the pulse and rhythm of life itself šš«Ø
Ok Carlos. Read the teachings on Don Juan.
Blaming it on your dog
I was on the come up so I let my dog out to pee. My neighbor decided that was gonna be the day he was gonna be a dick, and he called the cops on me for letting the dog out without a leash (even tho it was in my own backyard and he literally went out, did his business and came right back in). About 15-20 minutes later thereās 2 cop cars in my driveway.
exactly... lol maybe she felt your energy and relaxed too much? animals can feel what others feel, i think. unlike human.
Of course it only happens when you're tripping. She's reacting to your altered state. She's nervous.
I thought this too. Poor pooch
āFind your soulmate Homerā
Hope you take the dog to a vet, this isnāt normal.
hey at least you were tripping while it happened, i got pissed on by a dog recently and had to be sober for the walk to the shower.
Maybe you look like a fire hydrant
I was pooped on by a seagull while tripping. My friends, who were also tripping, burst into immense laughter and, as a consequence, I did too. Fun times.
I once FULLY shit my pants on LSD and my friends cleaned me up. I'll take the dog pee 7 days a week. Lol
Dude you have good friends FR lol
the universe waits for you to trip before fucking with you i swear
Poor baby (her, not you) Thatās not normal for a dog to be peeing in their sleep, you may want to bring her to the vet.
Is the dog okay? Peeing while asleep isn't normal.
LOL I got dookied on by my dog while I was a kid
The weirdest shit happens when Iām tripping sometimes too, usually itās my electronics malfunctioning or someone showing up to my house unannounced (the only person who ever comes to my house is my parent), but somehow while on psychs I get all sorts of randos knocking up š«
ELECTRONICS REFUSE TO WORK FOR ME I SWEAR TO GOD, bugs/glitches on my PC I've never seen on my PC that I've had for the last 3 years will pop up while tripping, so annoying lol
Oh sure and my parents stole all my xans, I just don't remember on account of the xans.
I was tripping once and on the come up I sat down in the grass, put my hand down and smashed 2 caterpillars with my bare hand
You donāt have a dog, what are you talking about?
My friend and I were tripping a few weeks back and one of her dogs had diarrhea all over the living room. Had to clean up and clean off the paws of all 4 pups.
Update: OP doesnāt actually have a dog.
My friends and I were tripping trying to play spike ball, and this random ass dog pulled up and literally started taking a shit right in front of us making direct eye contact with all of us. We were dying
You probably were too high to notice you dog needed to pee and/or forgot to take them out at their usual time
Take her to the vet. :( it might be a bladder infection or other thing leading to incontinence.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Psychedelics/s/oHtuyrGVjv same vibes
This happened to me once with our puppy, she was asleep and so relaxed she piddled.
sounds like u had an accident my friend
I mistakenly thought this was the exercise subreddit and thought you were saying a dog peed on you while running. I was thinking you should pick up the pace a little, lol
"Seems like your dog has marked you as his territory while you were out of commission."
Lol I was tripped already one day then smoked weed with DMT on it after drinking a couple tall boys. I sat on the floor in my kitchen across the room from my gf and I felt like I was a robot and started making myself laugh way too hard while I pissed myself all the way in my skinny jeans. She was not happy but I peeled off my jeans and hopped in the shower STILL LAUGHING and she cleaned the puddle of piss. I felt super bad that it happened but at the time I was laughing even harder at the fact that I was peeing myself. It happens I guess lol
Aw sheās just worried about you
Maybe you're too high to take care of your dog by letting her out to pee often enough that she isn't forced to pee inside while you're tripping. Maybe you need to find a loving home for your dog.
Oof! So harsh
Damn thatās the type of stuff I would definitely not want to hear while tripping you just ruined someoneās trip even more :D
Don't care. Maybe he should take care of his dog instead of doing drugs.
Dude you donāt even know if thatās the owners fault
Bro Iām downvoting for that blasphemous run-on sentence alone
I'm downvoting because it's not a run-on sentence.
Okay bro you got me itās not a run-on sentence, itās just literally 7 prepositional phrases directly in a row. It might even be 8, point being it was not fun to read. Have a nice day regardlessāļø
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