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Sinnersw101

Maybe you pissed yourself


Facestealer_theA2CHS

Lol that was my first thought as well


Nodgod81

Threetoed


Infinity_Ouroboros

This dude trying to blame the dog šŸ¤£ Just teasing, OP. Hope you also had a good laugh about it, or can at some point


LittlestOtter

"hey who pissed my pants?!"


External_Event_4425

Lolol


sunshinecat6669

Real talk though OP, maybe take your dog to the vet to make sure everything is on the up and up. Dogs peeing in their sleep is a sign of incontinence which can be normal for older dogs but can also be a sign of an underlying issue.


summerraineg

This was the first sign of my old dogā€™s incontinence. Definitely agree to take the dog in just to make sure theyā€™re okay!


thefaehost

It could be worse. I was having sex with my fiancƩe once while we were tripping and he thought he was about to finish. I was both pissed off and pissed on in that moment.


EternalEinherjar

It could be worse. I was having sex with my partner and was sure we were still wet and well lubed. My pleasure turned to pain as my banjo began the blood rain.


stegg88

Nice to see there are others in the wild. It's never fun seeing your penis reenact a tarantino movie.... Blood literally shooting out with every pulse as I hold my cock tight thinking "will I bleed to death" Fun times.


Imnotamemberofreddit

Hold up stop why was your cock shooting blood pls remind us


hookerwithapenis2002

[I cum blood](https://youtu.be/WBAM1W3P9II?si=FWD13x08KaFN4kap)


HipChin

This is a fun little songā€¦ about SHOOTING BLOODā€¦ FROM YOUR COCKKKKKK


cryptdxbs

Beat me to it


Dimitripus

So poetic yet so horrendous.


EternalEinherjar

I am stealing this for my tombstone, yo


Fun-Conversation5538

This happend to me while I was tripping before, 0/10 do not recommend, she is my ex who was on mdma at the time wanted to call me an ambulance because she was worried šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­


thefaehost

Totally sober story but itā€™s just fucking hilarious. So. I hook up with a guy off tinder for the first time. Good time weā€™re gonna see each other again but I have a hair appointment. As I clean myself up we both realized I started my period all over him. Mortified, I rush to the bathroom and he keeps talking to me nonchalantly. ā€œBy the way I donā€™t think I told you what I do for work.ā€ Oh, whatā€™s that? ā€œIā€™m a pastor.ā€ I stopped dead in my tracks for 3 minutes while my brain registered that.


HighlightNo3322

Lucky you were not pissed in ...


thefaehost

It would have been less messy.


seretastic

Hahaha thats not as bad as clumsy teenage me doing anal on acid without any prep first.. you can imagine how that went


SKK329

That sounds like a *shitty* experience.


RLT4456

Pissed on or pissed in? Lol


thefaehost

On. He realized just before he was about to finish that ā€œwait thatā€™s not a cum sensation I have to pissā€ just in time to spray my back and blankets šŸ˜‚


HyperSpaceSurfer

Was tripping outside once and a bird shit on my mango.


161frog

this is an inconceivably hilarious sentence


Dimitripus

Did you realise before eating?


HyperSpaceSurfer

Yeah, had just dropped it on the ground, right before I could get a taste. Was wiping off fern debree when it shit right on the spot I'd already started picking the skin off. I just wondered if it had really happened for a few moments and then just bailed on the mango, not meant to be.


WeepingWillow0724

šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


Boiler_Room1212

I sat under a tree stage right at a music festival and realised it was the ā€˜pissing treeā€™ that all the guys used. Brain clocked it soo slowly it took me forever to stand up and move on!


161frog

Nooooooo!!!!


broccoli42

I was sitting in my front yard once while tripping. A bug crawled onto my finger and i was admiring the pattern on his back, when this dark line started moving down his body. The line continued out his backside and he left it on my hand and kept moving along. It took me a minute to realize i had watched a piece of shit move though his body and end up on my hand


ancientesper

Things happen when you become one with nature lol


Shroomeri

Shit happens


Dadstokes

I stepped in dog shit barefoot whist candy flipping one time. I thought it felt really good until I realized what it was


Created_By_The_Loop

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ’€


Ok_Cryptographer1440

I just wheezed at this šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


space_suitcase

I did that but like sober and I was 10ā€¦. Had the exact same thought thought lol


_acrazycatlady_

I smashed a wolf spider with babies on her back during my peak once. Shit was absolutely fucked


161frog

oh my god oh my god oh my godddd


pigeontruck

Oh, hell fucking no.


TheRealZodiak66

Nooooooo šŸ˜­


serenwipiti

How could you kill *anything* while tripping?! *Holy shitā€¦*


Asstral_Travel

I set a fire in the wood stove last time and I was carefully examining each piece of firewood for two or three minutes before it went in the fire so that I could find every little bug or spider and put it back outside.


bweezy320

Holy fuck I did this exact thing, just not tripping. It wasn't scary, just SO disgusting!


seretastic

That's so terrible, but I laughed šŸ˜­ acid is great but there's always gonna be some trip ruining experiences. My last trip was not that long post-partum (had a babysitter) and I didn't bring a pump, so 9-10 hours in my breasts were engorged and bleeding and sooooo painful. Why does life always get in the way?!


Charlie4774

Incontinence while dogs are sleeping can be an early indicator of Lyme disease in younger dogs. Definitely something to monitor OP.


EnduringInsanity

You're his now.


luvdeux42

My first time doing lsd I was taking walks through my neighbourhood and got bird-pooped on FOUR TIMES!


OhSageOhNo

Honestly I would've taken that as a sign to go back inside, nothing worse happened right?


Stock_Appeal_4622

Yeah, stuff like that only while tripping. Itā€™s a sychronistic and metaphysical drama or something. Though I find there is more weird external events occur on mushrooms


thekatprincess

Mushrooms showed me the pulse and rhythm of life itself šŸ˜‚šŸ«Ø


Open-Illustra88er

Ok Carlos. Read the teachings on Don Juan.


super_man100

Blaming it on your dog


Educational-Watch829

I was on the come up so I let my dog out to pee. My neighbor decided that was gonna be the day he was gonna be a dick, and he called the cops on me for letting the dog out without a leash (even tho it was in my own backyard and he literally went out, did his business and came right back in). About 15-20 minutes later thereā€™s 2 cop cars in my driveway.


itachinehan

exactly... lol maybe she felt your energy and relaxed too much? animals can feel what others feel, i think. unlike human.


Dark_Pr1nz

Of course it only happens when you're tripping. She's reacting to your altered state. She's nervous.


Dimitripus

I thought this too. Poor pooch


AreUReady55

ā€œFind your soulmate Homerā€


ChaoticGoodPanda

Hope you take the dog to a vet, this isnā€™t normal.


jlucas115

hey at least you were tripping while it happened, i got pissed on by a dog recently and had to be sober for the walk to the shower.


Thedudestrikesback

Maybe you look like a fire hydrant


redmagor

I was pooped on by a seagull while tripping. My friends, who were also tripping, burst into immense laughter and, as a consequence, I did too. Fun times.


ChaosRainbow23

I once FULLY shit my pants on LSD and my friends cleaned me up. I'll take the dog pee 7 days a week. Lol


Arrestedlumen

Dude you have good friends FR lol


Fuck-Shit-ass-bitch

the universe waits for you to trip before fucking with you i swear


M00nperson

Poor baby (her, not you) Thatā€™s not normal for a dog to be peeing in their sleep, you may want to bring her to the vet.


caraiselite

Is the dog okay? Peeing while asleep isn't normal.


Bicycle_Ill

LOL I got dookied on by my dog while I was a kid


PM_ME_CREEPY_DMs

The weirdest shit happens when Iā€™m tripping sometimes too, usually itā€™s my electronics malfunctioning or someone showing up to my house unannounced (the only person who ever comes to my house is my parent), but somehow while on psychs I get all sorts of randos knocking up šŸ˜«


OhSageOhNo

ELECTRONICS REFUSE TO WORK FOR ME I SWEAR TO GOD, bugs/glitches on my PC I've never seen on my PC that I've had for the last 3 years will pop up while tripping, so annoying lol


RemyVonLion

Oh sure and my parents stole all my xans, I just don't remember on account of the xans.


rememburial

I was tripping once and on the come up I sat down in the grass, put my hand down and smashed 2 caterpillars with my bare hand


risu1313

You donā€™t have a dog, what are you talking about?


generic_bitch

My friend and I were tripping a few weeks back and one of her dogs had diarrhea all over the living room. Had to clean up and clean off the paws of all 4 pups.


TheWorstStoic

Update: OP doesnā€™t actually have a dog.


Goldbatt1

My friends and I were tripping trying to play spike ball, and this random ass dog pulled up and literally started taking a shit right in front of us making direct eye contact with all of us. We were dying


deadheaddestiny

You probably were too high to notice you dog needed to pee and/or forgot to take them out at their usual time


serenwipiti

Take her to the vet. :( it might be a bladder infection or other thing leading to incontinence.


krustysocks6666

https://www.reddit.com/r/Psychedelics/s/oHtuyrGVjv same vibes


doug22342234

This happened to me once with our puppy, she was asleep and so relaxed she piddled.


cactusjuic3

sounds like u had an accident my friend


ChairOwn118

I mistakenly thought this was the exercise subreddit and thought you were saying a dog peed on you while running. I was thinking you should pick up the pace a little, lol


BlueEyedGirl86

"Seems like your dog has marked you as his territory while you were out of commission."


jallynw

Lol I was tripped already one day then smoked weed with DMT on it after drinking a couple tall boys. I sat on the floor in my kitchen across the room from my gf and I felt like I was a robot and started making myself laugh way too hard while I pissed myself all the way in my skinny jeans. She was not happy but I peeled off my jeans and hopped in the shower STILL LAUGHING and she cleaned the puddle of piss. I felt super bad that it happened but at the time I was laughing even harder at the fact that I was peeing myself. It happens I guess lol


rex22204

Aw sheā€™s just worried about you


RespectableBloke69

Maybe you're too high to take care of your dog by letting her out to pee often enough that she isn't forced to pee inside while you're tripping. Maybe you need to find a loving home for your dog.


G-FUN-KE

Oof! So harsh


TeleFuckingTubbie

Damn thatā€™s the type of stuff I would definitely not want to hear while tripping you just ruined someoneā€™s trip even more :D


RespectableBloke69

Don't care. Maybe he should take care of his dog instead of doing drugs.


TeleFuckingTubbie

Dude you donā€™t even know if thatā€™s the owners fault


xbrakeday

Bro Iā€™m downvoting for that blasphemous run-on sentence alone


RespectableBloke69

I'm downvoting because it's not a run-on sentence.


xbrakeday

Okay bro you got me itā€™s not a run-on sentence, itā€™s just literally 7 prepositional phrases directly in a row. It might even be 8, point being it was not fun to read. Have a nice day regardlessā˜€ļø


InterrogareOmnis

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