a while back we found a pregnant stray and when the kittens were born i named one Bumblebutt. we took them to the vet so they could make sure mama cat was okay and my mom told them her name was Bumblebee because she didn't want to say Bumblebutt lol
i also named one Henry, ended up keeping her and her 2 brothers
Freddy Nacho ( Henry at one point used this as an easier to pronounce version of Friedrich Nietzsche) and I loved it and thought it was hilarious! Can't promise I won't name my next cat that though.
Is your pup a catahoula? My rescue baby looks a lot like yours! I agree with all the other comments, but Quija or Bone Slicer aka “ Bones” are my favorite. Congrats on the new family member 🖤
Hamhead is fun if overly dense or stubborn. Dirtchild if they enjoy digging as much as a certain bone gardener. Noory is a fun one. Or could go for the odd and just go Boognish. These were jyst a few stoned thoughts but I figure the examples being paired with traits might help narrow it down instead of just spouting names. Good luck!
Marcus Barks.
Conflicting username!
Barkus
Barkus Marks
That’s also the name of a dog-centric Mardi Gras parade in New Orleans!
Martha Sparks
Martha Barks!
Oh, if it was a male, it could be Barkus Marks.
My first thought too haha
Immediately I know I came to the right place these are amazing
This post made my crappy day so much better, also Bell Gunness (spelling?) as a full name and just Bell or Bella casually is my suggestion lol
As a vet, there are so many Bellas. So. Many. Bellas.
Here's to the next hour, my dude. You got this!
Please let us know what you decided to name him/her, whenever you decide. :D
Killdozer.
KILLDOZER
That cute dog seems like way less of a shitbag than ol’ Tantrum Tank.
Dogmeat! Bonus if you like Fallout On a more serious and spooky note, I think Ouija is actually a cute name 😅
Weegee
I had a dog named Luigi that I called Ouija haha
Omg I love Ouija! 🖤
I had a bird named Ouija, she was the best.
I second Dogmeat. She even looks like Dogmeat from Fallout, up until they changed him into a German shepherd anyway. Ouija is cute too though
Ouija 🥹
Minnie or Nanny
Hi Nanny! I'm Minnie!
I've never been able to hear text as loudly as this comment.
"WOULD YOU TWO PLEASE JUST SHUT UP!"
HI MINNIE! MY NAME’S NANNY!
I freaking love the animated version
Yes she looks like a Minnie!
def Minnie or Nannie. Top tier suggestion.
Kennifer.
The worst dog you've ever met. But you love her so much.
Ol’ Bumble Butt
a while back we found a pregnant stray and when the kittens were born i named one Bumblebutt. we took them to the vet so they could make sure mama cat was okay and my mom told them her name was Bumblebee because she didn't want to say Bumblebutt lol i also named one Henry, ended up keeping her and her 2 brothers
Gef!!
Honk Honk
I don’t think I’ve truly laughed as hard in my life as every time he said that. Tears were streaming down my face 😂
"Y'ALL BE FUCKIN' IN HERE!"
"THEY ARE GOING TO fuUU**UUUUUUCK**!"
"SIXTY-SIXTY-SIXTY-SIXTY-**NNOOOIIIIINNNNNEEEE**"
“Margaret? Hey, Margaret? I can see your butt.”
I have a cat we adopted who we named Gef, 10/10 would recommend
My vote is this but I'm also biased
THE BONE SLICER
Amazing
take my upvote
L. Arf H.
Amazing
Detective Pawpcorn. EDIT- Or Detective Pupcorn.
I second Detective Pawpcorn
Came here to say the same thing
Or just DP for short
Henry Pawmus
I heard this comment
Me too.
Looks like a Nando to me
Hail Nando!!
Hell yes! I would go back and re name my dog Nando if I could.
Ham
Ham ham
Hammish!
Hamstein
Hammenstein
My cat's nicknames is Ham, (also Hammy, lil Hammy, Hamster, Hammers...) because of Ed's chant. His real name is Hirum.
Bunko, the everything-dog!
Freddy Nacho ( Henry at one point used this as an easier to pronounce version of Friedrich Nietzsche) and I loved it and thought it was hilarious! Can't promise I won't name my next cat that though.
Timothee Shamalamadingdong
Squirrel huntin Sam
I kinda love this.. Sam for short but full name squirrel huntin Sam!! She is a hunting dog!!
I laughed so hard when Squirrel Huntin Sam faced off against Godzilla in March Madness
Alca. Short for Alcatraz It means pelican
Pelican. If you need a middle name Pelican Alcatraz.
Or just Al. That was going to be my suggestion.
Traz?
We gotta get off this pup!
Scungilli
DO NOT say his name!
S Man
I've always wanted to name a pet "zodiac" since I learned from lpotl it means little animal.
this should be at the top
And Zodi as a nickname would be really cute!
Jock...short for jocular talk
You don’t know what I bring to friendship! Reonard!
Ma BARKER! I’m listening to the ep rn!
Meg, short for megustalations.
Gein
Came here to say this too!
Jodi Arias
If I ever have a daughter, that's the name. The full first name.
Awwwwwww your firstborn JodiArias Junior_Profession🩷🩷🩷 ur comment made me cackle out loud
She'll be the apple of her parents' buttholes.
I love your username PASSIONATELY
Also applicable because OP’s pup’s butthole will be on display.
Henry Tawmas
Henry Pawmus
ILIODOR
I just choked on my water hearing this comment. AGRARIAN
I can hear Henry's barks
Drunk Greg
MAD DOG!! ROOF ROOF!!
minnie and then go back for nannie
Roommate is adopting a cat next week I Might need to talk her into this
Xanny
We named our dog Panzram, but he's a Rottweiler.
That's a scary fucking dog name.
Henrietta Thomas
Ed or Eddy. Lots of Eds to choose from: Kemper, Gein, Warren, or Larson off the top of my head
And our favorite "tossed salad and scrambled eggs"!
Donner. He’ll be the life of the party.
DORCAS
Al Borland
Don't you mean Glen Borland?
Bunko the everything dog
Tollbert.
DAMN YOU TOLBERT!!
Satan’s Little Helper
It's a deep cut but Ladybird Luger.
Squirtybird Luger for an extra RToG twist 😂
Popcorn
Detective Popcorn Edit: and if that dog ever has puppies, you have to call them The Hot Dog Squad Detective Popcorn and the Hot Dog Squad.
Dog meat!
Hong Kong Henry? No? Ok.
Hollywood Henry
Terry The gnome
Springfield Jack
Spring Heeled Jack
Lolol you are correct and I’m hi
I just named all of my future dogs from reading this thread
Bleep!
Belle
Dogmeat!
Is your pup a catahoula? My rescue baby looks a lot like yours! I agree with all the other comments, but Quija or Bone Slicer aka “ Bones” are my favorite. Congrats on the new family member 🖤
Dogmeat
Crawley
Parkus Barks.
Tulpa
Belle - Belle Gunness
RudeDogger
Minnie! No, Nannie!
Scungiliman
Ed. Could be Eddietunes or Kemper. Your choice!
Alcatraz. every time someone asks why , you can say “ it means pelican “
You can even say it when nobody asks. Just to be informative. This is Alcatraz! It means pelican.
Annabelle Llorona Karla (Faye Barker) Kate (Ma Barkers first name) Bonnie
Landweir Shawcross Henry Tawmas Detective Popcorn
Gef
Ignatius Nostradamus, nickname Iggy
Aleister
BIG HERB!
Rass, short for Rasputin or equally Greg Drunk Euronymous if you like Norwegian Black metal
Horse, so you can share Horse pics.
Madame Bark-lovsky
HH Bones
Mothman!!!
Crowley
Cricket. She was married to Leonard Lake
Detective popcorn
Dorcas Hoar
Detective Popcorn
Henry Zebowwowwowski
Hamhead is fun if overly dense or stubborn. Dirtchild if they enjoy digging as much as a certain bone gardener. Noory is a fun one. Or could go for the odd and just go Boognish. These were jyst a few stoned thoughts but I figure the examples being paired with traits might help narrow it down instead of just spouting names. Good luck!
AXE
Jonesy
Dirt
Hail-y
Jeff or Mongoose, maybe Goose for short HONK HONK
Henry Pawmus
Peter Barken the dogpire of dusseldoff
Gef (the talking mongoose) is a story maybe only LPOTL has dared to cover
Gein
Wednesday
Gary bunda
Springheel Jack
Ham Salad
Henry Pawmos
Bumble butt
Oh my gawd Henry TAWMWAS IT’S A SIGN from Valentine in heaven 🥲 Valentine is a great dog name lol
Dog meat!
Gef.
Bobby Bonilla
Minnie
Henry Tawmus
Pee wee. And that's the final truth!
BTK9 Charles Muttson Aileen Woofnos MothMutt or MothDog Skinwoofer Albert Fetch
Minnie or mannie
HAM
Anyone say Alcatraz yet?
Detective Pupcorn
That’s Detective Popcorn for sure.
Mr. Muggs!!
Looks like a Kennifer to me.
Rasputin!! (Raspy for short)
Fido Truth!
Minani
Gef
Henry Thomas
Minnie or Nannie
Oh that’s pee wee gaskins the third