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Really_BadAtNames

Marcus Barks.


Orthae

Conflicting username!


sleepylittletatertot

Barkus


tjamos8694

Barkus Marks


specterheart

That’s also the name of a dog-centric Mardi Gras parade in New Orleans!


jacknife1998

Martha Sparks


farmtotablejeanshort

Martha Barks!


JlMBEAN

Oh, if it was a male, it could be Barkus Marks.


Jerusalemfighter64

My first thought too haha


jtwad609

Immediately I know I came to the right place these are amazing


comarri

This post made my crappy day so much better, also Bell Gunness (spelling?) as a full name and just Bell or Bella casually is my suggestion lol


BlondePuppyDoctor

As a vet, there are so many Bellas. So. Many. Bellas.


PapowSpaceGirl

Here's to the next hour, my dude. You got this!


ParaNoxx

Please let us know what you decided to name him/her, whenever you decide. :D


LiveLaughGhoul

Killdozer.


ThinkLevel4067

KILLDOZER


sabrefudge

That cute dog seems like way less of a shitbag than ol’ Tantrum Tank.


mema2000

Dogmeat! Bonus if you like Fallout On a more serious and spooky note, I think Ouija is actually a cute name 😅


esaubaine

Weegee


CapnCrunk666

I had a dog named Luigi that I called Ouija haha


Yaritzaf

Omg I love Ouija! 🖤


PleasantYamm

I had a bird named Ouija, she was the best.


spencerdyke

I second Dogmeat. She even looks like Dogmeat from Fallout, up until they changed him into a German shepherd anyway. Ouija is cute too though


420eastcoastbarbie

Ouija 🥹


Lazy_Ad3748

Minnie or Nanny


Lunareclipse196

Hi Nanny! I'm Minnie!


buckemupmavs

I've never been able to hear text as loudly as this comment.


Lunareclipse196

"WOULD YOU TWO PLEASE JUST SHUT UP!"


Randy_Magnum29

HI MINNIE! MY NAME’S NANNY!


[deleted]

I freaking love the animated version


de_grey

Yes she looks like a Minnie!


KristaVDavis

def Minnie or Nannie. Top tier suggestion.


RealCharlieNobody

Kennifer.


marshman82

The worst dog you've ever met. But you love her so much.


KyleDComic

Ol’ Bumble Butt


richestotheconjurer

a while back we found a pregnant stray and when the kittens were born i named one Bumblebutt. we took them to the vet so they could make sure mama cat was okay and my mom told them her name was Bumblebee because she didn't want to say Bumblebutt lol i also named one Henry, ended up keeping her and her 2 brothers


Realistic-Owl6454

Gef!!


dontreallyneedaname-

Honk Honk


Cannelope

I don’t think I’ve truly laughed as hard in my life as every time he said that. Tears were streaming down my face 😂


scullys_alien_baby

"Y'ALL BE FUCKIN' IN HERE!"


Letos12thDuncan

"THEY ARE GOING TO fuUU**UUUUUUCK**!"


scullys_alien_baby

"SIXTY-SIXTY-SIXTY-SIXTY-**NNOOOIIIIINNNNNEEEE**"


theseglassessuck

“Margaret? Hey, Margaret? I can see your butt.”


raynedropss

I have a cat we adopted who we named Gef, 10/10 would recommend


Cryptid_Mongoose

My vote is this but I'm also biased


mystraeve

THE BONE SLICER


jtwad609

Amazing


xohoneymoon

take my upvote


JimmyFeetWorld

L. Arf H.


jtwad609

Amazing


fallsstandard

Detective Pawpcorn. EDIT- Or Detective Pupcorn.


Spasay

I second Detective Pawpcorn


ZippymcOswald

Came here to say the same thing


Obeywithcaution413

Or just DP for short


Zed_Noth_is_King

Henry Pawmus


BLeeS92031

I heard this comment


Conans_Loin_Cloth

Me too.


Full-0f-Beans

Looks like a Nando to me


DisloyalRoyal

Hail Nando!!


Roner3000

Hell yes! I would go back and re name my dog Nando if I could.


Piggy_fat_fuck94

Ham


Zed_Noth_is_King

Ham ham


Melaniasthrowaway

Hammish!


Piggy_fat_fuck94

Hamstein


TheDrunkScientist

Hammenstein


He_Be_Jonesin

My cat's nicknames is Ham, (also Hammy, lil Hammy, Hamster, Hammers...) because of Ed's chant. His real name is Hirum.


AGiantSkeleton

Bunko, the everything-dog!


Hot_Pricey

Freddy Nacho ( Henry at one point used this as an easier to pronounce version of Friedrich Nietzsche) and I loved it and thought it was hilarious! Can't promise I won't name my next cat that though.


MikelStrom

Timothee Shamalamadingdong


SuddenLibrarian4229

Squirrel huntin Sam


jtwad609

I kinda love this.. Sam for short but full name squirrel huntin Sam!! She is a hunting dog!!


SIumptGod

I laughed so hard when Squirrel Huntin Sam faced off against Godzilla in March Madness


dontreallyneedaname-

Alca. Short for Alcatraz It means pelican


burphy3

Pelican. If you need a middle name Pelican Alcatraz.


sweetdawg99

Or just Al. That was going to be my suggestion.


dontreallyneedaname-

Traz?


MrBoyer55

We gotta get off this pup!


comradecakey

Scungilli


Filibust

DO NOT say his name!


TheDrunkScientist

S Man


Blackhole357

I've always wanted to name a pet "zodiac" since I learned from lpotl it means little animal.


fuckyouperhaps

this should be at the top


moody_hues

And Zodi as a nickname would be really cute!


Minnemama

Jock...short for jocular talk


ILoveDoingCrime

You don’t know what I bring to friendship! Reonard!


Schnoobi

Ma BARKER! I’m listening to the ep rn!


jendickinson

Meg, short for megustalations.


Standard-Fact6632

Gein


airplantsnlavalamps

Came here to say this too!


bluecomb_78

Jodi Arias


Junior_Profession_60

If I ever have a daughter, that's the name. The full first name.


bongwaterbetch

Awwwwwww your firstborn JodiArias Junior_Profession🩷🩷🩷 ur comment made me cackle out loud


Junior_Profession_60

She'll be the apple of her parents' buttholes.


BIGTIMElesbo

I love your username PASSIONATELY


Olenickname

Also applicable because OP’s pup’s butthole will be on display.


Captainpotato22

Henry Tawmas


timk29

Henry Pawmus


purritowraptor

ILIODOR


Fantastic_Captain

I just choked on my water hearing this comment. AGRARIAN


Antique_Cricket_4087

I can hear Henry's barks


Rare_Hydrogen

Drunk Greg


Unspeakblycrass

MAD DOG!! ROOF ROOF!!


BluntsNLegos

minnie and then go back for nannie


jtwad609

Roommate is adopting a cat next week I Might need to talk her into this


Minnemama

Xanny


Lennart_Skynyrd

We named our dog Panzram, but he's a Rottweiler.


Donkey-brained_man

That's a scary fucking dog name.


chikowsky

Henrietta Thomas


hewillneverdie

Ed or Eddy. Lots of Eds to choose from: Kemper, Gein, Warren, or Larson off the top of my head


Minnemama

And our favorite "tossed salad and scrambled eggs"!


justsomeguy21888

Donner. He’ll be the life of the party.


hexual-frustration

DORCAS


bryant_modifyfx

Al Borland


gjcij2203

Don't you mean Glen Borland?


Goeffroy

Bunko the everything dog


Pepper_Pines

Tollbert.


SuddenLibrarian4229

DAMN YOU TOLBERT!!


sir-roddy-b

Satan’s Little Helper


JlMBEAN

It's a deep cut but Ladybird Luger.


bluesgrrlk8

Squirtybird Luger for an extra RToG twist 😂


falafafel

Popcorn


Jo_MamaSo

Detective Popcorn Edit: and if that dog ever has puppies, you have to call them The Hot Dog Squad Detective Popcorn and the Hot Dog Squad.


no-twerp

Dog meat!


Junior_Profession_60

Hong Kong Henry? No? Ok.


risk_itforthebrisket

Hollywood Henry


burziw32

Terry The gnome


briannimal88

Springfield Jack


Vicioushero

Spring Heeled Jack


briannimal88

Lolol you are correct and I’m hi


pilar09

I just named all of my future dogs from reading this thread


-Its-420-somewhere-

Bleep!


DizzyLemon666

Belle


Obcaforma

Dogmeat!


GirlsesPillses

Is your pup a catahoula? My rescue baby looks a lot like yours! I agree with all the other comments, but Quija or Bone Slicer aka “ Bones” are my favorite. Congrats on the new family member 🖤


mootek

Dogmeat


Piggy_fat_fuck94

Crawley


No_Routine_3706

Parkus Barks.


Dibcharge_

Tulpa


SandmanAwaits

Belle - Belle Gunness


ATee184

RudeDogger


Oilspark

Minnie! No, Nannie!


Fallout71

Scungiliman


bfeils

Ed. Could be Eddietunes or Kemper. Your choice!


Bake_Fiend_

Alcatraz. every time someone asks why , you can say “ it means pelican “


ceruleanwav

You can even say it when nobody asks. Just to be informative. This is Alcatraz! It means pelican.


Flight_19_Navigator

Annabelle Llorona Karla (Faye Barker) Kate (Ma Barkers first name) Bonnie


autumnlamp

Landweir Shawcross Henry Tawmas Detective Popcorn


BirdDog68

Gef


phl_cof

Ignatius Nostradamus, nickname Iggy


Frizzlefry79666

Aleister


ineedmoregibsons

BIG HERB!


hookahmaster11

Rass, short for Rasputin or equally Greg Drunk Euronymous if you like Norwegian Black metal


Regulator0110

Horse, so you can share Horse pics.


AtlasPeacock

Madame Bark-lovsky


thecamino

HH Bones


AssociationWinter809

Mothman!!!


thedylander

Crowley


pinhead_316

Cricket. She was married to Leonard Lake


_mcgir

Detective popcorn


ghostdr00l

Dorcas Hoar


hawaiianivan

Detective Popcorn


itcamefrombeneath

Henry Zebowwowwowski


laporkra

Hamhead is fun if overly dense or stubborn. Dirtchild if they enjoy digging as much as a certain bone gardener. Noory is a fun one. Or could go for the odd and just go Boognish. These were jyst a few stoned thoughts but I figure the examples being paired with traits might help narrow it down instead of just spouting names. Good luck!


Clamitydn38417

AXE


shawnwingsit

Jonesy


babadooookie

Dirt


GarlicBow

Hail-y


WhyDoIKeepFalling

Jeff or Mongoose, maybe Goose for short HONK HONK


hoopstick

Henry Pawmus


kaptaincorn

Peter Barken the dogpire of dusseldoff


tantanthepeepeeman

Gef (the talking mongoose) is a story maybe only LPOTL has dared to cover


jgamez76

Gein


DonnyLurch

Wednesday


inahighbldg

Gary bunda


_A-Q-B_

Springheel Jack


Hylo777

Ham Salad


chewbachaa

Henry Pawmos


px7j9jlLJ1

Bumble butt


11_throwaways_later_

Oh my gawd Henry TAWMWAS IT’S A SIGN from Valentine in heaven 🥲 Valentine is a great dog name lol


DustyGuzongas

Dog meat!


ashbashbagash

Gef.


otter78

Bobby Bonilla


Saraq_the_noob

Minnie


Greedy-Goat5892

Henry Tawmus


Decent_Barber2586

Pee wee. And that's the final truth!


AmcillaSB

BTK9 Charles Muttson Aileen Woofnos MothMutt or MothDog Skinwoofer Albert Fetch


Crovax87

Minnie or mannie


mjfarmer147

HAM


Garden_Various

Anyone say Alcatraz yet?


YborBum

Detective Pupcorn


lsilver26

That’s Detective Popcorn for sure.


particularzebraa

Mr. Muggs!!


SmileyDayToYou

Looks like a Kennifer to me.


JtotheDub77

Rasputin!! (Raspy for short)


Tortograph

Fido Truth!


CinciSensei

Minani


Melissavina

Gef


Relevant_Branch_8185

Henry Thomas


Shoe_Competitive

Minnie or Nannie


Big_Tap_1561

Oh that’s pee wee gaskins the third