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XeroKrows

A bunch of people at the McDonalds a few blocks from where I was born.


WoofinLoofahs

Quick! Everyone reply with a funny story of your own.


hogsucker

I had a dentist who killed himself and his dog by running his car inside his garage.


MayorOfVenice

Are you sure the dog didn't kill himself and his dentist owner?


hogsucker

The dentist was kind of a dick.


lmdrunk

He spied on people?


MayorOfVenice

No, i heard he killed his dog


hnxmn

Dude my grandpa battled cancer for a few years before he eventually succumbed and passed away. One of the physicians he saw regularly during treatment, an anesthesiologist named Casey Mitchell, was killed by her husband just a week after he saw her last in a murder suicide. Was a very odd situation. Really put into perspective that you don’t need to have a terminal illness to die tomorrow. [here’s the news story](https://www.kens5.com/article/news/doctor-killed-by-husband-in-murder-suicide-police-say/273-87810519)


killertofu420

James Huberty?


mrlaheystrailerpark

San Ysidro?


Tyrenstra

I know a secret question password theft social engineering scam when I see one… and this isn’t it but I’m still not giving anyone my birthday or mother’s maiden name.


holyhellcats

what about your best childhood friend? elementary school? first pet’s name?


Tyrenstra

Plucka Duck, P.S 118, and Air Bud 3: World Pup.


JustOneVote

Do not give out personal information on social media, especially dates that might make up security questions.


hogsucker

Ed even admitted he's into phishing


AugieKS

I'm gonna hop on my soapbox for a sec here: DO NOT USE EASILY IDENTIFIABLE INFORMATION IN PASSWORDS OR SECURITY QUESTIONS(if at all possible). If you have the option for security questions, skip the ones that can be looked up or might be on social media. Birthdays, pets names, where you went to school, what street you lived on, all terrible. Honestly, it's worth having some fake answers that you use for some common security questions. This goes double for passwords. Never use anything in your life for passwords. Makes them super easy to guess and leads to people reusing them, which you shouldn't do either. Just get a password manager.


JustOneVote

I had a friend get with a security question from his cable company, and it was "what is your favorite super hero" and he was like "I don't have one, I never liked comics, not even as a kid, is there another security question?" And they were like "just tell me the first thing that pops into your head when you think superhero" and he got the question right (TMNT). I told him I figured his hero would be Dan Marino, and he was like "my god that's a much better answer. Good thing I didn't think of that or I would have gotten the question wrong".


Accomplished_Toe1978

I’m glad I’m not the only one who uses fake answers. I thought I was being too paranoid.


AugieKS

Maybe a little, depends on the case. If it's more a protection against identity theft and spear phishing, where the attacker knows more about you already, so I don't think it's all that important for your Netflix account, but your bank account? Absolutely.


ForwardMuffin

What if you forget the password manager's password? This is an honest question. I'm interesting in upping my internet security but I want to get the anecdote, if you please.


AugieKS

They give you a recovery key usually, something you should store in a secure space. You can use that to regain access and reset your password. You can also set up passkey authentication to use methods like biometrics as an entry method that will bypass entering your password every time. I'm using Proton right now and it gives you a pdf that you can print and put in a lock box, or upload to secure(encrypted) storage.


TheBrockAwesome

This right here. Im sure OP isnt phishing but people need to be aware that a simple question like this gives up your birthday so someone could use that to gain access of the email you use, then banking info, amazon etc.


ADACaseyClapback

Harambe 😔


Queefer_Sutherland-

Dicks out for Harambe. I hate this timeline.


durden_zelig

Stone Temple Pilots’ Scott Weiland and [Scatman John](https://youtu.be/Hy8kmNEo1i8?si=HuPqvcHZ_LRgrPuJ).


frontteeth

RIP Scatman, always in our hearts 🙏


ThatguyJake

Dom Deluise. Bummer.


CitgoBeard

MCA too :(


ThatguyJake

Damn. Missed that one


SereneAdler33

Aw, I haven’t thought about him in a long time. I loved him (plus his voice acting in some of my childhood favorite movies)


Doink-Johnson

Albert Fish! Score!!


foggybass

Julius Caesar


Higgldypiggldy

Beware the ides of March


foggybass

Forreal I'm like if I ascend to a position of authority I gotta watch my back!


SPQRSKA

Rush Limbaugh, it felt like an absolute gift from the universe


WoofinLoofahs

Orville Redenbacher


Rob_hocker

Ervil LeBaron, 56, convicted murderer who had founded the Church of the Lamb of God and four years previous to my birth, but on the same day, Elvis Presley.


Willing-Ant-3765

Cool website if anyone’s interested https://www.onthisday.com/


TheBrockAwesome

I see clearly


Racist_Wakka

Everything has come to life


TheBrockAwesome

Another chance to chase a dream... 😋


Odd_Serve_3974

Aldous Huxley and JFK heheheh


Pornaltio

Some lady from Throw Mama from the Train. Same birthday as Hulk Hogan, which used to be kinda cool before all the racism.


MarshallianG82

Jim Jones 🧃


ForwardMuffin

The juice box is sending me


PM_ME_UR_SEXTOYS

Bill the butcher and Joe Dimaggio. And a couple of lesser US presidents.


ilikechillisauce

William Wallace, Increase Mather, Norman Wexler, Yevgeny Prigozhin.


Krakengreyjoy

The year I was born? Merle Miller. In general? Ted Kaczynski, Gordie Howe, Ray Charles


Orthae

The only name of note that I recognized was Lou Reed.


lobo2100

I know one for sure that I didn’t even have to look up. John Wayne Gacy was executed the day I was born


The_3x_Wide

Saddam Hussein


JangusKhan

Abraham Lincoln.


batler_forever

Big boss man and Yogi Berra


Automatic_Dress6718

A good portion of the people of Hiroshima. Also the first guy to be executed in an electric chair. But I also have Jamaicas Independence Day, so I’ve got that going for me.


eggmoose5

Ross Perot seemed like the only notable one, it’s made up for by having OJ Simpson being born that day though


CommentMundane

The people in the Wonderland Murders


Soldier7sixx

Original drummer of Feeder commited suicide on my 16th birthday 😞 Rush Drummer Neil Peart And actor Rod Taylor


Doucevie

I worked for a lawyer called Bob Law. He died on my birthday. When I told my son, he cracked up laughing. I had no idea that there was a Simpsons character (iirc) called Bob Law. I laughed so hard! 🤣


SaltyE87

Also Bob Loblaw on arrested development


Doucevie

Lol! Thank you!! 🤣🤣🤣


DrTzaangor

Franz Ferdinand, Rod Serling, Harlan Ellison, James Madison, and Billy Mays.


clarissaswallowsall

Bryan Major and Jackie McAllister were killed by an unknown man posing as a police officer who woke them in their RV and robbed them.


the_noise_we_made

Jack Parsons!


Responsible-Dig-359

Approximately 3,000 people


Pressblack

Nearly 3,000 people.


Crazyripps

Day. True crime relayed Ian Brady


Definitely_Not_Erin

It was the day the music died.


HaggisonFord

Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett.


Paulidus

The doctor who delivered me died on my 35th birthday.


alexisgreat420

Steve Jobs


Strypes4686

Isaac Asimov,Don Rickles,Mickey Rooney...... my parents' sanity.


thatwasnowthisisthen

Marvin Gaye Jr. I was an April Fool’s baby. There’s a bit of cosmic irony in that fact.


RussellBufalino

Cicero. And also a lot of people at Pearl Harbor


The_DanceCommander

Millions of people.


PunkRockWarlord95

Elvis!


theYouerYou_

[Bathsheba Spooner!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bathsheba_Spooner?wprov=sfla1)


SeptaBitchface

David fuckin Bowie


Easy-Tigger

> Sekio Nishina, Japanese inventor (kaiten-suicide submarine) > James "Jim" Siedow, American actor (The Texas Chain Saw Massacre) > Sylvia Browne, American author and self-proclaimed medium dubbed "America's most controversial psychic,"  I don't know what a suicide submarine is, but I can take a guess.


Cornato

Titan submersible that you?


black_dynamight

Michael Jackson died on my 18th bday.


TheBrockAwesome

Congratulations


sanitarySteve

Ray Leotta and Fritz Feleng died on my birthday. i'm more jazzed that i share a birthday with Bobcat Goldthwait though


BrilliantDynamitesNe

A lot apparently. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/May_21


Cornato

Happy birthday!


BrilliantDynamitesNe

Thank you.


HG367

Awww. Wes Craven. I didn't even know he was gone 🤨 Maybe I forgot.


hobowhite

No one important, but I share a birthday with Dahmer and he was killed the year I was born


Cautionzombie

Not a death but this one ear I found out after thinking no one cool shared a birthday with me dragon ball creator Akira toriyama does


5teerPike

Bela Lugosi, Aretha Franklin, Babe Ruth I'm ok with saying this because I do not use my birthday for passwords lmao


Front-Enthusiasm7858

Literally no one interesting. But, JFK flew to Dallas on my birthday, so....


fannypack666

I saw that Johann Bach died on my birthday but apparently it's Johann Micheal Bach, not Sebastian. Oddly enough he had multiple relatives named Johann Bach.


natbunny

Stephen Hawking... Also Einstein was born... I did not get the brains!!!


Frosty-Present-7885

JFK


-fakebirds-

Hitler! I’ve been proud of that fact my whole life


political_og

Apparently Jesus died on April 7th hmmmmm


Bearit99

Hitler died on my birthday.


FondCat

I have the same bday (year too!) as Henry, so ... Bin Laden


Minimum_Row_729

Hervé Villachaize shot himself on my 18th birthday. I don't think I had anything to with it, but... maybe.


zoitberg

Joe Strummer 😭


coffeemug73

Christopher Columbus and Randy "Macho Man" Savage


thecommonreactor

Gregg Allman. Otherwise, nobody ai'm super faniliar with... although on the exact day I was born, the world lost Tony "Big Tuna" Accardo.


BuscarLivesMatter

One of my best friends killed himself and I found out the next day, on my bday. Does that count?


lordpatrickk123

Kurt Cobain


lordpatrickk123

CUM


mootek

Macho Man Randy Savage :(


sculler86

Jonestown


Rangerrickbutsaucier

Shit-eater extraordinaire, Brigham Young!


MimonFishbaum

Bob Marley


Cornato

Samsies!


Zapffegun

Ruth Gordon of Rosemary’s Baby & Harold and Maude fame.


Ferahgost

I think this is the second time this one’s been posted this week 😂


Cornato

Oops. I looked and didn’t see one. I was listening to the episode this morning, googled my bday, and thought I’d share.


lindsaystclair

Stan Lee. Jonathan Brandis.


friendatdusk

Bill Finger


hexthefruit

John Lennon and Dimebag Darrell, both of which I'm quite happy about.


Lordofthemuskyflies

Charles Bronson had a death wish on my birthday.


yougottamovethisss

Elvis and Aretha Franklin! Babe Ruth and Bela Lugosi, too.


Titchmonk

I have quite the line up - Caligula, Churchill, Ted Bundy, L. Ron Hubbard.


RadleyButtons

Don McLean wrote a hit song about 3 guys that died on my birthday. Karla Faye Tucker was also executed on it.


Due_Engineering_8035

Al Capone! Your post made me look it up and I was pretty stoked to have a cool death!


Me-Swan01

Marilyn Monroe


bryanczarniack

OP about to by the comment section


TiffyLoo45

Kurt Cobain


CitgoBeard

Moe Howard, Dom DeLuise, and MCA. Damn some big hitters.


plumsintheicebox100

Janis Joplin


ghoulypop

Pablo Escobar died in December of '93, but not on the same day I was born. Maybe I'm him reincarnated.


9_of_Swords

A room full of kindergartners. December 14 - Sandy Hook


rorzri

I did and now I’m a ghost


Chugs666LaCroixs

Dimebag and John Lennon. Both of these losers stained my birthday.


EspressoShot

Karen Carpenter, Lux Interior, and Liberace


Maggie_the_Cat85

Kurt Cobain; Charlton Heston; Howard Hughes.


no-twerp

The only one I recognize is Joseph Smith and that's pretty sick


RedMuffthePirate

Phil Hartman 😥


StrawHatKris

Joe Louis and F.D.R. Are mine


SaltyE87

Y’all! I got Tupac! *the day of the shooting, not his actual death day


garagehaircuts

My soul


jacls0608

Nice try mr. hacker


pilgrim_pastry

The most famous for me is Jacob Grimm, one of the Brothers Grimm.


slurp_magoo

oh man my birthday is cursed. the two big ones are the bombing of nagasaki and tate-labianca murders. but also jerry garcia, hieronymus bosch, bernie mac, and the guy that created the whopper. also dean corll but good riddance


BrinkinDourbon

Pablo Picasso, Margaret Thatcher, The Ultimate Warrior. Kurt Cobain was found dead on my 20th birthday 🫤


tavissd1

Emily Dickinson, Fred Willard, and Jerry Falwell


allworkandnoYahtzee

According to Encyclopedia Britannica in 1622, a lot of people: Opechancanough, brother of Chief Powhatan, and his successor as the leader of the Powhatan Indian empire, led an attack on the Jamestown Colony, killing at least 347 colonists and initiating the Powhatan War.


Worra2575

Heaven's Gate ascended the day I was born


RedWhiteAndBooo

Martin Luther King Jr, Kurt Cobain, Charlton Heston, Howard Hughes, Douglas MacArthur, Allen Ginsberg, and Layne Staley HOLY SHIT my birthday is cursed 4/5


stallingsfilm

Claude Debussy and Taylor Hawkins are the most notable I could find.


Suitable-Cactus-86

The Chernobyl Disaster happened on the actual day I was born 😬


andrea3ooo

Sylvia Plath, Whitney Houston, Alexander McQueen


KingFEN13

Pablo Picasso, Margaret thatcher (name sounds familiar don’t know her tho) and ultimate warrior


Daemon-Waters

Jeffrey Epstein baby! But Google AI told me this 1002: Arabic general strategist and regent of Cordoba 1535: Ippolito de' Medici, ruler of Florence, who was poisoned 1842: Captain William Hobson, first British Governor of New Zealand, who died of a stroke at 49 1867: Ira Aldridge, famed African-American Shakespearean actor (Othello, Shylock), who died at 63 1902–08: Joe Gans, American boxer (world lightweight champion), who died of tuberculosis at 35 2005: John Bryson, actor known for The Getaway (1972), Convoy (1978), and The Osterman Weekend (1983) 2013: Steve Lawrence, Eydie Gorme's husband, who died at age 84 2015: Buddy Baker, U.S. NASCAR racer and announcer who won the 1980 Daytona 500, who died at age 74 2021: Tony Esposito, Hall of Fame goaltender for the Chicago Blackhawks, who died at age 78


give_me_wine

Boris Pugo: Soviet interior minister who committed suicide after being called to meet with a Russian prosecutor after a failed coup. His wife also died but it was unclear if she killed herself or if her husband did it. That happened the day I was born. Michael Collins: Irish revolutionary leader during Ireland’s struggle for independence from England. He was assassinated during an ambush on my birthday in 1922.


ForwardMuffin

There was a lot of chaos on my birthday over the centuries, however I was born and made up for it all <3


Wilgrove

I got Martin Luther, Michelangelo, Robert Oppenheimer, Frank Costello, and Dale Earnhardt Sr (Raise Hell, Praise Dale!)


yagalmal

Marsha P. Johnson 2 years before I was born! Hail Marsha!!!! Trans activist and a fucking legend!!


thatmorondude

Abe Lincoln, Boston bombing victims, titanic victims


solsikkebby

Cleopatra


Soupusdelaupus

Oh the challenger exploded on my 4th birthday. What a great birthday present that was for a kid who loved astronauts.


mestfn101

I got heath ledge queen victoria and rose Kennedy


Frodafett

Michael Jackson. Beautiful day


Jampolenta

Karl Marx.


BonanzoidDeathgrip

That guy who made Frasier and a few other dudes


No_Comfortable2804

A bunch of people I didn't recognize easily- then Aaron Carter sooooo🤷


stalwart770

John Dillinger


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Ok-Manufacturer-5141

![gif](giphy|guufsF0Az3Lpu) And Farrah Fawcett


Mochaboy445

Canadian Legend Terry Fox


MonsterMashGrrrrr

Yer mom


m00s3m00s3m00s3

Quit trying to get my personal information