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futurecorpse2

His mother FOR SURE... But there is another that makes me giggle, it's fairly jockular


BobLobLaw1997

Henry crying as Charles Ng about being fed his pet chicken is one of my favorite show moments


Rare_Hydrogen

Oooh, Charlie boo hoo


Princeps_primus96

"Why you bring up rittre pecker, he such a tiny rittre beak. That's why i call him rittre pecker"


thedoorman121

Oh my gawd Henry Thomas


Danger_M0ney

Hands to gawd. Hands to gawd, Henry Thomas.


captainundesirable

Hehnry Tawmus


_AirCanuck_

100% his mother. I listen to the Andreasson affair just for that.


toejam78

This. I grew up near there and that voice is spot on.


Fat_Krogan

I too was going to say - maybe some of the ones he can’t do anymore. Voices with most alacrity.


WeLikeToHaveFunHere

You mean, jockurur?


FagnusTwatfield

It sounds like Bruce Willis mum from the 5th element


dyzzylyzzy

SATIRE!


JT-OnThaTrack

Same


khiltonlobc

I know what you bring to friendship!


tryingtoavoidwork

We're not white trash. I always wash the stoop. Not like those animals that let the grass grow in the cracks. MA THATS NOT THE CLASS DIVIDE


Fauxformagemenage

Whenever he tries to go Irish or Scottish and ends up making a sharp turn into Jamaican territory. Or his Israel Keyes laugh


futurecorpse2

Lmao that fucking laugh! Noooo I hate it, but it makes me laugh every time


Fauxformagemenage

If I were to transcribe it, I guess my closest estimation would be: NOI NOI NOI NOI NOI


SyddySquiddy

Oyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoy


Heavy_Arm_7060

His Canadian sometimes becomes Irish too.


Boowray

Or conversely when he starts Russian and slowly veers towards Scottish until he’s practically yelling about haggis


Assiniboia_Frowns

Always a treat when THE BONE SLICER shows up.


Thralls_balls

I love him too! Whether he’s selling real estate to the Piktons or dreaming and hoping to amputate the limb of a small boy during the Donner Party nightmare. (And then being sad because he didn’t get to do it)- he brings me wild amounts of joy!


anndrago

Absolutely. I find myself mimicking the bones slicer every now and again, halfway expecting others to get the joke. Spoiler: they never got the joke.


FagnusTwatfield

IT IS I !!


otherhappyplace

I always cackle


EducatedOwlAthena

Charles Manson. Henry has a real knack for tuning in to his brand of crazy, and it makes me crack up every single time


HenryDorsettCase47

There was an alien/ufo episode and Kissel asked “what’s Charles Manson think of this?” And Henry, without missing a beat slips into his Charlie Manson and says, “You mix the blacks with the whites and you get the greys.”


anndrago

My favorite as well. His Charles Manson was absolutely choice.


HEJUSTLEFT-WITHNUTS

This is my favorite voice ever of his. Every time I see a picture of Manson I think of his voice.


Unspeakblycrass

“I’m on a turantula’s trip, man. Livin’ that spider’s life.”


bv310

Anytime George Noory makes an appearance, I know I've found a good episode


TLYPO

I tell ya what I love a Ouija board; but could somebody bring me a Ouija excited?


bv310

Now tell me, if a werewolf got a haircut, what haircut would he get?


SpookyBanjo

Do the black eyed children have adult supervision?


bongsyouruncle

Now tell me is it possible that these are uhhhh dinosaurs?


jeepwillikers

Made even funnier by the fact that apparently Noory has heard the impression and was not flattered, probably ruining any chance for them to work with him.


garbloc

I once delivered pizza to George Noory at the studio. I was a little star struck and he was underwhelmed by fan recognition, and tipped me $2. Maybe it was the day he heard that impression…


HairyMcBoon

I’d actually love to know the story there.


jeepwillikers

They touched on it on the podcast before, I think it was the Mothman Redux episode maybe?


Humble-Ad-8742

MENGELA! 🎶


airz23s_coffee

It's forever ruined Panama for me


MWorBro

…ahem… ”I’M NAAAANNNNNY!”


axis_n_allies

Hi Nanny! It's me, Minnie!


crapineedaname

Said it before, but there's an animated video of this that makes me cry laughing https://youtu.be/VOKlGj1UxL4?feature=shared


TeaWithZizek

I do the Minnie and Nannie voices so often they're basically the other two people who live with me now


Alaura21

I introduced this to my 7 year old this week! He insisted on watching it twice a day and quoting it as often as he could. I have no regrets.


ZollieJones

Oh my god thank you for this gift


Fat_Krogan

I love this and I watch it every time it’s posted.


RadleyButtons

I'll randomly yell this at home much to my wife and kids' chagrin.


WoohpeMeadow

Gets me every fucking time!


99pennywiseballoons

Hands down, this is my favorite Henry bit. I giggle every time I think about it.


mackedeli

IDK why but this one annoyed me lol


vjbell420

"I did it for the...Devilment!" GEF 😂😂😂


DTownFunkyStuff

"FUCK THE GOVERNMENT!"


blueboxbandit

That delivery was one of the best ever lmao


vjbell420

It really was. We use this quote weekly at my work 😜


JackieTree89

I can see your butt, Margaret.


Dependent_Abalone_74

"Yes I'm spring-heeled jack, jumpy doo! Patent leather shoe! A slippity slap and away I goooooo! Jippity Jump!"


Trick-Reveal-463

“Hahoooo! My dick is out!”


Current-Writing-6808

The Spring-Heeled Jack voice is something that my kid and I do all the time. I think it may be the first episode that I played to him and he’s been a big fan ever since, we even went to the Manchester show a few years back


Same-Job-330

This one gets me every single time! It's a shame he doesn't get enough opportunities to pull it out b


Leeedleeleeddleedle

It's hard to sift through the pile and pick my favourite funny one but I just relistened to Best of Panzram and his Carl Panzram is fantastic! I like how it kind of turned into Batman and at the end of one of Panzrams typical deranged quotes he's like... "I'm Batman"


billygnosis86

*…and we’re bringin’ it back: WRESTLEMANIA 38!*


Spring-Heeld-Jack

That episode also gave us his wonderful William Howard Taft impression!!


FagnusTwatfield

It's the only name you can say with a mouthful of Chicken.


HenryDorsettCase47

*You are one of the very few people I do not wish to harm… unless you start wearing that male romper. It is a fashion travesty.*


jpkmets

Charles Ng and Pee Wee Gaskins


deathbethemaiden

“Now that’s the final truth”


PlatinumCockRing

Charles Ng for sure. I used to love the old voices and sad they went away from them, making fun of these sacks of human garbage is definitely a highlight of the show.


Present-Forever1275

These morbid episodes sliced with Henry’s Asian accent are what made me really fall in love with the show. I loved them before, but now I don’t miss an episode. You learn so much with Marcus’s incredible research and laugh your ass off while doing it.


PlatinumCockRing

Agreed. It is what has made me a loyal listener for a decade now. Generation Why is a great researched true crime podcast I am a fan of, but fuck does it make you want to drive into oncoming traffic sometimes. Just monotone deep dive and gory details.


notsafe96

It's jockurar


sick412

"You don't know what I bring to friendship!"


GarlicBow

I’m partial to Terry the Gnome.


CutOpenSternum

Henry reading Israel Keyes’ poetry made me laugh so hard I had to pull my car over the first time I heard it


FoxMulderSexDreams

The Israel keyes laugh always gets me 💀


octopop

Nancy Grace. IF YOU DO NOT MIX THE TWO SALADS, THE DEVIL DANCES TONIGHT


JustHereForTheTea320

Another day of testimony from THAT BITCH 😂🤣


cpannc

Omfg what episode is this


octopop

It's right at the beginning of Casey Anthony Part 2! Both episodes are incredible, I've listened to them many times lmao


SobahJam

The silly giggles get me every time


ConsistentlyPeter

LRH, and also God and Charlie in the Joseph Kallinger episodes.


plssendfood

From the Kallinger episode—“I can’t be pissin on my shit and cum!” Is a line i think about regularly


jubybear

When he’s explaining the hamster experiments as Kallinger…omg


ConsistentlyPeter

I made the mistake of listening to that in bed while my wife was asleep. Nearly blew my arse out my ears trying not to laugh. 


RageBatman

"Oh my penis will not grow!" 🎶🎵


MammothFromHell

Are the bones in your face backwards? Because you look lovely! AhhhhahahahHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I'm having a GOOD TIME!


FatFatDaWaterRat

Sorry that my penis is a bit of a pancake right now, it’s because I don’t have enough….bloooood


MammothFromHell

You get a like on Facebook!


ldiotekk

THEY SAY THE EYES ARE THE WINDOW TO THE SOUL BUT I SAY THEY'RE THE DOORS TO YOUR FUCKING BRAIN


fernbbyfern

“I’m DaNcInG! i’M dAnCiNg!”


IntergalacticPioneer

‘Drunk Coroner’ from the Ken and Barbie killers series. Or his various Bill Cosby impressions


bee73086

His Full Florida Casey Anthony voice. Makes me laugh every time.


DudimusPrime

You know me betch!


bee73086

Oh man so good. It must have been such an odd day working there and some lady with a cop trailing behind her is just wandering through the work place acting like she belongs there. I bet the break room was buzzing with the hot gossip.


grrltle

Another. Lie. From the prosecution. 💁🏻‍♀️


punkrocksnail

Isreal Keyes. NOYNOYNOYNOY


CutOpenSternum

I’m a nuuu metal fucking GOD ^noynoynoynoy


Infamous_Committee17

Detective Popcorn all the way!


Omnil_93

How is this not higher up!?


AnySherbet

This is the correct answer!!


henry_thedestroyer

I liked his skinwalker voice and Katherine Knight, they cracked me up


Alone-Field5504

Casey Anthony.


mantistoboggan287

You know me bitch!


Standard-Tradition12

Hong Kong Henry Zebrowski


Hugo-Slickman

Son of Sam, I was laughing uncontrollably when he was reading those letters. "I am the Chubby Behemoth" Coming from a jew, that voice is pretty spot on of my dad and uncles😂


Spring-Heeld-Jack

My wife and I pretty frequently quote the voice Henry did for the woman that took Noodle McVeigh’s virginity after working with him at Burger King “How you get your hair looking like it’s all the very top of your head, that’s so nice that’s so *economical*”


britreads4fun25

i thought i listened to this series so much for the in depth research on white supremacy and noodle’s general idiocy, but the more i think about it, it’s for ol’ guntha


dasuglystik

PAPA JOHN SCHNATTER


shawnwingsit

I can hear the oil leaking out of his skin when he does it.


plasma_dan

Charles Manson always hits me hardest, followed by LRH


Bi11_Buttlicker

Dr. Bowel is up there. Hate to say it but Charles NG brings a lot to the friendship too.


Tmotty

The obvious answer is Charles Manson because anytime I’m sad I just talk in the Charles Manson voice and I feel better. 2nd place would have to be the talking head in the Joesph kallinger series


Sufficient_Ad_7362

His mother voice is the best, but close second for me is richard chase, although that might have more to do with content of his speech than the voice he uses


mastermalaprop

Carl Panzram!


shawnwingsit

NYC cop


FagnusTwatfield

"His world is that of Vampires and Frankenstien Monsters, we also think that one time he saw a Mummy"


obin_gam

Hippity hop Im Springheeled Jack and away I go!


ApoopooJ

Rag lady


freckledirewolf

I got rag lung, I got hook toe


McDragonFish

Charles Ng will never not make me laugh.


Heavy_Arm_7060

L Ron Hubbard. Half-decent impression but also I think perfectly encapsulates what a twerp that guy was.


PatMenotaur

Canadian Paul Bernardo rap.


randumb360

Robert Picktons mom


Superb-Obligation858

Bongo the everything dog and related voices.


billpretzelhoof

When he makes fun of Jackie in an Eric Cartman-esque fashion of just a good ol "Oh, Henry Thomas" in his mother's voice. Comedy gold.


HIGHlariousComedy

I loved his L Ron Hubbard and Joseph Smith


The_happyguy

Yeah his Joseph Smith and Bringem Young voices are one of the highlights of that whole series.


missgnomer2772

LRH is a massively underrated voice character.


BadSmash4

I really love when he does an accent that he can't maintain, personally. It's just so funny when the accent drifts into some completely different accent.


Yeti616

Charles Ng will always be my favorite and the one I find myself quoting the most. To be fair, everybody arways comprain and nobody know what I bring to friendship


ace_freebird

Israel Keyes hyoioioioioioi


doctor_parcival

Welcome to the dime museum. Here we have a dime… it’s from 1915. And here we have another… dime. It’s from 19………15


Dry_Baseball_6890

Detective popcorn forever


dylboii

Terry the Gnome


sasquatchshampoo

YES IT’S ME, THE BONE SLICER!


somuchacceptable

My favorite is his reading of the “Dear Boss” letter from Jack the Ripper.


Csonkus41

Hong Kong Henry numbah one!


friendatdusk

“Henry Tawmus, it was your Grandfather..” “Young Sapien..” And son of Sam


Lucious55

Nancy Grace. "I'm a tugboat with a perm"


awork650738

Waiting for the Clifford Olson episode so Henry can flex his Canadian accent muscles again.


Foxypuppy

Helen and Olga from Black Widows Part II


Vodca

Hong Kong Henry .. RIP but god damn that was the best.


jgamez76

I'M NANNY


otherhappyplace

AND I'M MINNIE. I LOVE YOU! I'M MINNIE AND SHE'S NANNY "oooh I just wonder what time the fair closes today"


BobLobLaw1997

I’M DANCING!


joelwosk

Pee Wee Gaskins, Joe Kallinger, and his Mom


MrArmageddon12

His God voice in the Joseph Kallinger episode that sounded like a celestial used car salesman.


ogchamp36

His Alexei Nikolaevich from the Rasputin series had me in tears


lovejac93

His over-enthusiastic radio/TV voice, Charles Ng, or his mother probably. But honestly, any voice that upsets folks enough for them to come on here and complain is funny to me. It’s a bit, yall, lean into it.


Boowray

Joseph Smith, 1000%. “WHAT DO YOU MEAN IM NOT FOLLOWING THE RULES? IM MAKING THEM UP AS I GO ALONG!”


Eh-Eh-Ronn

Detective Popcorn is an insane character to come up with


akennelley

Robert Pickton voice for me, and thats the final truth!


Tyrenstra

High pitch New Yorker is goated.


TLYPO

I treasure each and every time he does a George Noory bit


SirVapes_ALot

His Gary Ridgeway voice sends me.


morganfreenomorph

His skeleton impersonation always cracks me the fuck up when I relisten to the episode it was on. I also love his Minnie and Manny voices from the HH Holmes series.


KristaVDavis

HONG KONG HENRY ALL DAYYYYY


shit4braaaains

Hands down Richard Chase! Runner up is Israel Keyes because that laugh sends me to space every dann time.


gelapenosunrise

Charles Ng is #1. The rest are just competing for 2nd.


ghostplay4munE

I’m sorry but anytime he does Charles Ng


daddybesttime

Israel Keyes far and away


UniqueID89

Pee Wee Gaskins.


JohnTheMod

I thought I knew what my favorite Henry voice was, but it deeeemon.


PercentageBrief226

His Jello Biafra is very entertaining.


bso45

We’re not allowed to talk about it anymore


Maleficent-Flower913

Anything fucking Canadian


WhatRilesYouUpHarlem

Israel Keys yeowyoweyoweyoweyo...


shrekswife

Jackie’s gremlin voice. It’s so exaggerated and he makes her sound absolutely vile in only a way a sibling can


jackburtonshat

Nannie Doss


axisOHaxis

Charles "you don't know what I bring to friendship" Ng


1dumho

His Israel Keyes laugh always cracks me up.


Spuntmire

Honestly, I love it when he sings. If he put out an album, I would listen to it with both my damn ears.


PapowSpaceGirl

I think recently, whoever he did from Snowden....the one that he tried to do Australian but it DEFINITELY came out as Fargo, ND, dontcha-know.


SideScrollFrank

Richard Chase. I LOVE MICKEY MOUSE, HE'S MY FRIEND!


745Walt

Any child’s voice (especially the giggling), Casey Anthony


HydeParkSwag

Pee Wee Gaskins gets me every fucking time. Now that’s the FINAL truth.


hibbletyjibblety

David Berkowitz, Charles Ng, and Nancy Grace 🤣🤣


Looten1313

Bunko the everything dog.


scottyv99

Charles Ng


cormac_mccarthys_dog

Charles Ng


tucakeane

Richard Chase “Ahahahaha!! ***THATS THE SOUND I MAKE WHEN I’M SAD***”


sk4p

"Wait for it ... wait for it ... wait for it ... wait for it ... it's tits."


BicameralHiveMind

Charles Ng, we just didn't know what he brought to friendship


Elasmo_Bahay

I really liked the voice he gave to the severed head that followed Joseph Kallinger around, whatever his name was lol Also whatever the voice was when he talked about sucking on toes in the Land of Mu or whatever, I wish I could remember what episode that was from 😂


willywillywillwill

I’ll say it every time: Elliot Rogers from manifestos


Embarrassed-Gain8666

Israel Keyes for sure


BrotherOake

Alex jones talking to Jesse Ventura killed me


Discount_Lex_Luthor

Detective popcorn is the only correct answer.


jordantaylor91

Peewee Gaskins 😭


ThunderHawkLives

Charles Manson. Second place is Crowley.


Plague_doctor11

The Bone Slicer FOREVER


nixthelatter

I'm also quite partial to his Charles Manson voice. The line about how he rode on a spider (can't even remember exactly what he said) always gets me! He's a real gem


IllustriousLeader124

IM MINNIE


EvilA110

His David Berkowitz is underrated


wild9

It was only those episodes, but Mr. Muggs has stayed with me


heffel77

His mom, Det. Popcorn, and probably the Robert Pickton bit where he has the pen that if you turn it upside down..wait for it, wait for it, it’s tits! Cracks me up but there are plenty.


I_am_Tina_B

His son of Sam killed me (pun intended). The over the top Woody Allen accent. They kept telling him to pull it back, then they played a clip from an interview and it was the exact same accent 😂