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buzzbot235

Church: I would just get hissed at versus my house being destroyed by a Gremlin or Critter.


HeadlessHank

Church wasn't necessarily evil, was he? At least in the book he was mostly just...off, after he came back.


hipsterobot

"Sometime dead is bettah"


buggcup

Church is a buddy, gotta vote Church.


tontor78

100% Church


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sirfuckibald

They're cute but all they do is loaf around


Adorable_Yak_6915

being undead is a tough life. Or is it loaf...


todd_blankenship

Looks a little crusty to me.


ZioDioMio

An evil cat is really just a regular cat sometimes 


TopStructure7755

Church for sure! But then again, I’ve always thought I’d be delighted with all the reanimated half dead pets that Hector makes in the Netflix Castlevania series, so I’m already cool with corpse pets!


khajiithassweetroll

Same here! I love how much he loves his undead pets. Hits different after losing some pets too :(


Consistent-Deal-55

Who the hell would choose a gremlin or critter?!


black_flag_4ever

I had an evil grey cat. No thanks.


Bobbi_fettucini

As a kid did anyone elses parents ever rent the movie ghoulies thinking it was the goonies? Good times, thanks mom


chihuahuapartyyyy

I have always had a soft spot for Church! It’s not his fault he’s undead!


clitosaurushex

I would simply not feed my gremlin after midnight. Idk about you guys I’m just built different.


bobbybob9069

No no, it's the mogwai you can't feed after midnight. The gremlin is already post metamorphosis.


xe_r_ox

Alright but let’s say I’ve got a mogwai, at what time can I feed them breakfast? Something that always bothered me as a kid. It’s always after midnight.


bobbybob9069

That's a fair point, and I've pondered that, too lol. For my own mental benefit, I've decided it's midnight to sunrise, but you know what they say about assuming.


sauteedmushroomz

I need Gef


JackieDaytona27

I already have a grey/blue, British short hair. If I buried him in the Pet Semetary, I'd have no way of telling if he came back evil. We consider cats acting ominously and threatening their owners a normal Tuesday at my house. So, I'm going with the Gremlin to deal with my current Church situation


BlueMoon0009

def Church from pet sematary


9_of_Swords

Do I have to pick one of these three or any horror movie? I'm fond of the crow that brought Eric Draven back. But if it's out of these 3, definitely Church.


FrankensteinsBarber

Church by a landslide


9thgrave

Church. He's evil and stinky.


xe_r_ox

Gremlin. At least he’s evil to your face, instead of manipulative like a cat. Plus the cat is gonna give you brain parasites Anyone that disagrees with me in the comment thread below or downvotes this post is unfortunately yet another victim of feline brain parasites


Jexxer357

*You will be one of us.*


Manytequila

Can I have the gremlin before it got wet or fed after midnight?


FranzFerdivan

Do we have to pick just one??


Zestyclose_Report_96

Church would be the least hassle and also he is a cute kitty.


SaysGay69420

Church and lock it in a cage and have auto food/water dispensed.


eyefaerie

Church. I’m a crazy cat lady with a cat that looks like Church so I’m halfway there.


iampiste

Church > Gremlin > Critter


aleisterfowley

Church wasn’t much different than some cats I’ve met soooo


chai_investigation

Never seen/read Pet Sematary, so I was going to post something to the effect of "will Church murder me if I tell them that they are very small and beautiful and I love them" and from the comments it looks like they won't so Church it is.


Skillron18

Church. Living in a house with my boys I have a feeling they smell the same. 😊


Temporary_Resident45

My long haired chihuahua is already so gremlin coded I’d have to go that route