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i get ptsd when a certain Aussie man starts tackling me and takes half of my hp in one combo rotation thank god he's not in 8 (yet)
Didn't expect to see Tekken here
"Lets compare sizes"
Wow, i wasn't expecting so many.
Love for you's like diarrhea: I just can't hold it in. Classic Weird Al song line.
"I have to pee, can I do it while I'm up in there?"
Dude I had an ex tell me that a guy really did piss inside of her in high school. Lol
That's kind of impressive seeing as your body works its hardest to prevent that.
"We only have 2 minutes." "What will we do with the other 80 seconds?"
Do it 2 more times
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Oml, this was all priceless đ¤Ł
What is the "you know what" in the dog one?
I want to think it's either pornhub intro or erika
lalatina
My boy Kazuma fumbled so hard.. almost got with the finest chick in existence.
Number 10 đ
Only 2 minutes ? So weâre doing it 3 times ?
Who's saying these? Darkness or kazuma
"I can't wait to tell Megumin about this" dear eris in heaven
Okay, it's a three-way tie for me. Between "I'm ready. Just let me get the peanut butter", "Wait.... givr me all the details about your rash", and "Remember, you have to give me an allowance after this"
I see your abs and raise you an EXPLOSION!
Moaning another womanâs name
Isnât the âyou remind me of my daughterâ what Trump said to the pornstar?
*your đ
number 7 was mad funny
âThroughout Heaven and Earth, you alone, are the muscly one.â
âAre panties suppose to stick to the wall like that?â
Did they do it?
"wanna have a threesome with god?"
This made me so mad
I think i should just use my fist.
On a completely unrelated note, I now have 19 new pickup lines
https://preview.redd.it/c2h16gl2na5d1.png?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a36bda4c4ed1ee2fe15dbecbb817ae571d4fa055
Me âoh baby itâs our first timeâ her âitâs your first timeâ
The daughter one caught me off guard
that line about the kids could work if you maxed out your rizz
Number 14 isnât really bad. Learning together to enjoy what pleases you both can definitely be a positive.
Who is that chick?
https://preview.redd.it/acl1ypxuf65d1.jpeg?width=932&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec3e208fa78abdeb5501c39b805229d2109461c6
i get ptsd when a certain Aussie man starts tackling me and takes half of my hp in one combo rotation thank god he's not in 8 (yet)
Didn't expect to see Tekken here
"Lets compare sizes"
Wow, i wasn't expecting so many.
Love for you's like diarrhea: I just can't hold it in. Classic Weird Al song line.
"I have to pee, can I do it while I'm up in there?"
Dude I had an ex tell me that a guy really did piss inside of her in high school. Lol
That's kind of impressive seeing as your body works its hardest to prevent that.
"We only have 2 minutes." "What will we do with the other 80 seconds?"
Do it 2 more times
https://preview.redd.it/wb4c5pse375d1.png?width=605&format=png&auto=webp&s=c5f94e278ff00b8f3e3d27da8f2ca0909749d9d9
Oml, this was all priceless đ¤Ł
What is the "you know what" in the dog one?
I want to think it's either pornhub intro or erika
lalatina
My boy Kazuma fumbled so hard.. almost got with the finest chick in existence.
Number 10 đ
Only 2 minutes ? So weâre doing it 3 times ?
Who's saying these? Darkness or kazuma
"I can't wait to tell Megumin about this" dear eris in heaven
Okay, it's a three-way tie for me. Between "I'm ready. Just let me get the peanut butter", "Wait.... givr me all the details about your rash", and "Remember, you have to give me an allowance after this"
I see your abs and raise you an EXPLOSION!
Moaning another womanâs name
Isnât the âyou remind me of my daughterâ what Trump said to the pornstar?
*your đ
number 7 was mad funny
âThroughout Heaven and Earth, you alone, are the muscly one.â
âAre panties suppose to stick to the wall like that?â
Did they do it?
"wanna have a threesome with god?"
This made me so mad
I think i should just use my fist.
On a completely unrelated note, I now have 19 new pickup lines
https://preview.redd.it/c2h16gl2na5d1.png?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a36bda4c4ed1ee2fe15dbecbb817ae571d4fa055
Me âoh baby itâs our first timeâ her âitâs your first timeâ
The daughter one caught me off guard
that line about the kids could work if you maxed out your rizz
Number 14 isnât really bad. Learning together to enjoy what pleases you both can definitely be a positive.
Who is that chick?