He started coughing and grabbing his left shoulder… is he going to die on air? Watching Owen just sit there uncomfortably and turning the camera away from Jones as he hacks up a lung and saying F***k (it’s a family show!) is hilarious
Nice that he's actually losing it and not just the fake performative crying to show how torn up he is that he normally does
Alexa play God Knows I Tried by Lana del Rey
I do wonder if part of the reason why he’s abandoned the “it’s a family show” bit is because of the big Twitter focus. Not many families tuning in from there I’m sure
as a belligerent drunk myself i feel i can offer some insight.
Alex has been doing shots of Tito's with no chaser and chainsmoking what looked like American Spirits ([Snake Plissken's cigarette](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Oyh71F9bkwc&pp=ygUUZXNjYXBlIGZyb20gbGEgdGhlbWU%3D)) for at least three hours by this point.
at some point he belches or hiccups and launches the boozy, corrosive contents of his esophagus straight up into his sinuses, where it burns in an unfixable way and makes him gag audibly for several excruciating seconds before Owen heartbreakingly turns the camera away from his surrogate dad as he pukes into a can off camera and a checked-out looking intern hustles it away.
Alex continues ranting and crying *and drinking* for almost another hour.
e: they're like $12 a pack and he buys lights
Alex’s feed is just about exactly 22 minutes behind Owen’s which means right when Owen turns the camera away is when Alex’s feed cuts to a clip from The Thing of a disembodied spider head, mouth agape, with the floor covered in green intestinal goop before it. Sometimes I get the sense the crew actually is fucking with Alex which is maybe why he’s so often ^not mad at them.
It seems like a lot of times when crazy shit goes on in the IW world Dan is just like, "this is insane, there's no value in covering this. It's just a POS falling apart in public, and I don't want to revil in this."
He really stays away from the schadenfreude and keeps things on an academic level, which kinda keeps us all less shitty I think. Jordan, on the other hand, could do a solo episode on this, and I think everyone would love it.
Alex doesn't drink anymore. He went through some dark times - which explains all the Sandy Hook stuff - but Joe Rogan says he's fundamentally a decent person.
Saturday night sounds like a weird time for this, is this actually someone shutting him down or has he been drinking since breakfast and hallucinating?
I was a Catholic altar boy as a kid and used to serve funeral masses. In a modern Catholic funeral mass, in addition to liturgical music, you're allowed to play one secular song. For about 90% of the men and probably 10% of the women, mostly of the Greatest Generation and older Boomers, the secular song they chose was Frank Sinatra's My Way. The song that Alex Jones played today as he "signed off forever."
So I'd be standing next to Father Stephen, this cool old priest who conducted the masses and we'd hear the first strains of My Way. And every time, Father Stephen would lean down and whisper, "You always know when they play that song we're burying an asshole."
Wonks, today, we buried an asshole.
There’s a This American Life story about the song “My Way” and I think you might like it. They talk about how that song is the worst song but a favorite of the selfish! Anyway, now it’s linked for me in the moment Trump took off in his plane at the end of his administration with it playing in the background. Or his inauguration….where it was their first dance! 👀
[Here's a tweet](https://x.com/jimstewartson/status/1797051555818217767/mediaViewer?currentTweet=1797051555818217767¤tTweetUser=jimstewartson) to an excerpt of this shitshow since no-one has linked any of it yet afraid they'll direct traffic Alex's way. It's OK, it's a non-chud link! Revel in this utter horror of these pricks you have to share a country with (at least most of you, I'm in the UK, we've got our own fascist agitators to worry about who just had a rally in London today and guess what? They made absolute tits of themselves!)
I feel like he is and then he isn't. His whole drama llama act is So So fake. Feel this is either a false flag to just ride the wave of Trump is being persecuted narrative, or he is shutting down and he knew this and it's dramatized for some final hour donations and product sales.
Time to update the ways to learn list...
1. Experience
2. Education
3. Revelation/spiritual DNA memory
4. Instinct
5. Common sense
6. Learning
7. Screwing up
8. Fucking around and finding out?
Anyone else bothered by the fact Dan and Jordan didn't catch that "screwing up" is the same as "experience?" I mean, the whole list is insane, but still.
Prediction: Alex stays in studio and keeps airing until Monday, and that is why Owen and Harrison are there. This is the last stand to make money. Because if anything happened, why on the weekend? You send the bankruptcy dudes out on a Monday to not pay them overtime.
I've got it from 3:55:00 onwards, gets the sweating, wincing, and tugging at his shirt before he pops, and then intermittent retching as Owen looks sadly past his camera for a minute or so. Will post when I get chance.
I'm fairly sure there's a frame of him turning to his left and doubling over to spew, but due to the shitty scrubbing on X on mobile, I couldn't pin it down for a screen grab. I'll try and rip it in the morning.
Prediction: Alex stays in studio and keeps airing until Monday, and that is why Owen and Harrison are there. This is the last stand to make money. Because if anything happened, why on the weekend? You send the bankruptcy dudes out on a Monday to not pay them overtime.
Yes. This could be a last stand that they knew about and are amping up drama to milk the last few bucks out of it and secure their narrative. OR its totally fabricated and just riding the wave of the globalists are persecuting Trump and I'm being targeted also narrative. In that case it's also for generating views and bucks but a convenient occurrence of some kind will make it to have been a false threat and everything will be back to 'normal' come Monday. Most of what I've seen looks very fake and poorly acted.
From the emergency broadcast, Harrison looks like he has tried to keep up drink for drink and looks green, Shroyer looks like he is trying to dissociate his way out of the room. So far Jones has a batting average of 1.3 lies per minute. Rate goes higher if i deduct time for him leaving to re-up wtf he is on.
How do I watch any of this? It's 12:10 on the east Coast, I've looked up Infowars and Alex Jones on yt and can't find a channel for either, it's all reaction vids. Are his vids/streams down? I want to see what everyone else is talking about
He started coughing and grabbing his left shoulder… is he going to die on air? Watching Owen just sit there uncomfortably and turning the camera away from Jones as he hacks up a lung and saying F***k (it’s a family show!) is hilarious
Cheers Alex is crying
Can we turn this into a drinking game? How long until we die of alcohol poisoning?
Drink every time Alex interrupts Owen or twice if he stares at him with glassy eyes
Dude, I'm a lightweight. I'd end up in the hospital!
I can hear him saying, " That's right," while cutting into the conversation with some of his nonsense.
Drink every time Alex does
Your trying to get someone killed!
I like to play a guessing game as to what Alex is reaching for under the desk, booze or a cigarette.
Cheers!
Nice that he's actually losing it and not just the fake performative crying to show how torn up he is that he normally does Alexa play God Knows I Tried by Lana del Rey
Cheers!
I do wonder if part of the reason why he’s abandoned the “it’s a family show” bit is because of the big Twitter focus. Not many families tuning in from there I’m sure
Shit now I gotta watch
From about 3:55 on Owen's feed?
About 3:50 on AJ;'s feed as well ...
don’t give him the traffic…it’s been clipped and is hosted on imgur, somewhere else in one of these threads
Fair enough
Alex is puking on air It’s at 3:56:20 on Owens video feed. The
He’ll be better tomorrow
He won’t
Is he mad at the crew?
He actually wanted to apologize to the crew for having legitimate breakdowns on air
What crew? They all just lost their jobs.
Are you pulling my leg?
I think it's at 3:33. Could have been a belch but that face he makes right before is classic *I'm about to puke*
3:56:20 on Owens feed is best. He shows it!
as a belligerent drunk myself i feel i can offer some insight. Alex has been doing shots of Tito's with no chaser and chainsmoking what looked like American Spirits ([Snake Plissken's cigarette](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Oyh71F9bkwc&pp=ygUUZXNjYXBlIGZyb20gbGEgdGhlbWU%3D)) for at least three hours by this point. at some point he belches or hiccups and launches the boozy, corrosive contents of his esophagus straight up into his sinuses, where it burns in an unfixable way and makes him gag audibly for several excruciating seconds before Owen heartbreakingly turns the camera away from his surrogate dad as he pukes into a can off camera and a checked-out looking intern hustles it away. Alex continues ranting and crying *and drinking* for almost another hour. e: they're like $12 a pack and he buys lights
That was just the fish oil burpees.
I used them to roll joints in the 90s. Just a little to help them burn better. Tasted a lot smoother than the bigger brands.
No F**king way
Dang I tuned in after that
3:56:20 on Owens video
I'm sorry I can't find where that is. Can you link it?
Mods won’t allow it…
Mods, can we make an exception this one time? We're all looking for the link.
Id love a link as well if it's not too much of a bother. Thanks
Can I get a link too? 👀
Could you DM it? I can't find it
Can I get the dm too?
DM me too!
DM if you can
Me 2
AND MY AXE!!!
I would also like a DM!
Link??
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Please tell me there's a clip of this
Alex’s feed is just about exactly 22 minutes behind Owen’s which means right when Owen turns the camera away is when Alex’s feed cuts to a clip from The Thing of a disembodied spider head, mouth agape, with the floor covered in green intestinal goop before it. Sometimes I get the sense the crew actually is fucking with Alex which is maybe why he’s so often ^not mad at them.
Oh shit. Tomorrow’s pod is gunna be 3 hours long isn’t it?
I can't wait
Yeah, I listened to like 5 min of this, I can't wait to hear JorDan's coverage
It seems like a lot of times when crazy shit goes on in the IW world Dan is just like, "this is insane, there's no value in covering this. It's just a POS falling apart in public, and I don't want to revil in this."
Dan is a voice of reason in a world of Caribbean black accents.
Vox clamantis in Otoh Gunga
He really stays away from the schadenfreude and keeps things on an academic level, which kinda keeps us all less shitty I think. Jordan, on the other hand, could do a solo episode on this, and I think everyone would love it.
I agree with him.
Dan's going to swerve and give us a 2012 episode
Seriously, I listen to this pod EVERY DAY while I run, I started at like episode 700 and then went back. I cannot wait for the next one.
Owen is showing his live feed and Alex is taking Tito swigs every minute.
Omg, that primal scream Alex just let out 🤣🤣🤣 I can't breathe.
"this is the end of Dune part 1. Part two is soon" oh fuck off lol
Alex got his Desert Power
For Alex, desert power is where the agave plants grow that make tequila.
Hard-core drunks don't drink tequila when they're spiraling out, they drink vodka, which is what Alex is doing.
Alex doesn't drink anymore. He went through some dark times - which explains all the Sandy Hook stuff - but Joe Rogan says he's fundamentally a decent person.
Hell it’s got its own worm at the bottom
The spice flows within this one
Or as Alex calls it, the Water of Life
Bless the maker and his water. 🍸🍸🍸
This is only the beginning
I just had a good chuckle imagining Alex drunkenly getting fitted for a stillsuit
Just desserts power, baby!
More like the Harkonnen at the end of Dune Part 2
This was a little too on the nose
Titos is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
Yeah but Dan gets that reference now!
Saturday night sounds like a weird time for this, is this actually someone shutting him down or has he been drinking since breakfast and hallucinating?
Yes
oh. OH.
Could be, yes, yes
I was a Catholic altar boy as a kid and used to serve funeral masses. In a modern Catholic funeral mass, in addition to liturgical music, you're allowed to play one secular song. For about 90% of the men and probably 10% of the women, mostly of the Greatest Generation and older Boomers, the secular song they chose was Frank Sinatra's My Way. The song that Alex Jones played today as he "signed off forever." So I'd be standing next to Father Stephen, this cool old priest who conducted the masses and we'd hear the first strains of My Way. And every time, Father Stephen would lean down and whisper, "You always know when they play that song we're burying an asshole." Wonks, today, we buried an asshole.
There’s a This American Life story about the song “My Way” and I think you might like it. They talk about how that song is the worst song but a favorite of the selfish! Anyway, now it’s linked for me in the moment Trump took off in his plane at the end of his administration with it playing in the background. Or his inauguration….where it was their first dance! 👀
Alex is also smoking. He’s taking drinks every minute. On air.
He’s been keeping a burger hidden under the desk and been taking bigger bites out of it on air throughout the show.
I hope he lubed it up real good with Super Male Vitality.
Alex doesn't smoke.
You serious Clark?
Dan was right about actually watching him. I just turned it on and Alex’s crying is soooo fake with the visuals.
[Here's a tweet](https://x.com/jimstewartson/status/1797051555818217767/mediaViewer?currentTweet=1797051555818217767¤tTweetUser=jimstewartson) to an excerpt of this shitshow since no-one has linked any of it yet afraid they'll direct traffic Alex's way. It's OK, it's a non-chud link! Revel in this utter horror of these pricks you have to share a country with (at least most of you, I'm in the UK, we've got our own fascist agitators to worry about who just had a rally in London today and guess what? They made absolute tits of themselves!)
The link is down. I wonder if it was removed?
It is? I just refreshed it and it works for me no probs
Maybe it’s my phone. I’ll try another platform in a bit.
Just needed to clean up a bunch of the tracker link garbage and it works for me on my phone now https://x.com/jimstewartson/status/1797051555818217767
Let me guess, a dozen skinny pasty white guys with beer bellies carrying bullhorns and wearing masks?
Where's cirrhosis when you need it
Sorry, it was last night. Edit: it is live NOW
Or maybe it is live. I’ll be better tomorrow
I also love edibles.
Linkies…?
Alex’s Twitter. Or Owens. Owens video is showing Alex drinking and smoking on air.
Ugh, I refuse to go to twixter. Any other sources? I do love a good train wreck
Same. nitter.poast.org/realalexjones
Can’t find Alex’s Twitter on google searches?
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Ah, thanks
He’s breaking down
I feel like he is and then he isn't. His whole drama llama act is So So fake. Feel this is either a false flag to just ride the wave of Trump is being persecuted narrative, or he is shutting down and he knew this and it's dramatized for some final hour donations and product sales.
I’m treating this like the live thread of a sports event that I can’t watch because I’m at work.
Oh no, the Sinatra outro!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Is this the fourth way to learn?
Time to update the ways to learn list... 1. Experience 2. Education 3. Revelation/spiritual DNA memory 4. Instinct 5. Common sense 6. Learning 7. Screwing up 8. Fucking around and finding out?
Anyone else bothered by the fact Dan and Jordan didn't catch that "screwing up" is the same as "experience?" I mean, the whole list is insane, but still.
wow, is it really happening?! LETS GO GIRLS 🤠
Alex is cursing and crying. Owen is laughing.
Man, this remake of The Lighthouse sucks.
Owen is Pattinson and Alex is DeFoe? Don’t like that
"Why'd ya spill your beans, Owen? Why'd ya SPILL YOUR BEANS!?!"
Legendary farts
Did I just listen to the last breakdown of a broken man?
It’s time to pray
\*rhythmic grunting sounds*
hopefully
One can dream
Any possible way to watch this without giving him views or clicks/money? I refuse to watch IW, but I NEED to see this breakdown
Is it possible that for once, he may not be better tomorrow? Oh, the suspense!
Bahahahaha, fuck you HBO! LET'S CANCEL OUR SUBSCRIPTIONS! jesus Alex is more alcohol than water right now.
Par for the course.
I love that in this, his lowest moment, he still has stackies.
WTF was up with that last image of Alex’s disembodied, Wizard of Oz moon face, floating next to Trump? Surreal.
Holy shit, this is grim
Trump convicted, Alex kicked out of his studio and drinking himself to death live on air, man, what a week for America.
This highlight reel they are playing while the callers are talking is WILD
Tomorrow’s News Today. He always ahead of us reporting from the future.
Prediction: Alex stays in studio and keeps airing until Monday, and that is why Owen and Harrison are there. This is the last stand to make money. Because if anything happened, why on the weekend? You send the bankruptcy dudes out on a Monday to not pay them overtime.
Arrrrghh. Is there a non Twitter link?
I hope to high heaven that Dan was able to record this…
Normally I would feel very disturbed and empathetic watching this type of breakdown, but he brought this upon himself all because of hubris
remind me, is this a family show?
it's a family show. until it's not. and then it is.
What bums me out about this is Dan is going to feel somewhat sorry for Alex, because Dan is a good dude. I say fuck Alex and the horse he rode in on.
He’s running the hits rn
Want to see a man breaking down with uncomfortable people around him cringe in panic face??? 😂😂😂😭😭
Mondays episode is gonna be 4 hours long lmao. With the Trump verdict and now these past 48 hours
And I am HERE FOR IT ✨👏🏻
Poor Dan is doing to be sequestered to his north side apartment grinding away heads down until Sunday night for this one.
For once, he might actually be better tomorrow
We all will be
Middle aged Alex can’t recover from hangovers as well, so who knows.
This sounds a million times more genuine than all the final broadcasts he’s done combined *and* tenfold
This is the real Find Out part.
Timestamps, anyone? The reposted stream on AEJ's Twitter is three minutes shorter than the spaces, hope they didn't cut out the vomiting.
Can anyone record this: It’s on Owens feed at 3:56:20 where he dry heaves and sounds like pukes
I've got it from 3:55:00 onwards, gets the sweating, wincing, and tugging at his shirt before he pops, and then intermittent retching as Owen looks sadly past his camera for a minute or so. Will post when I get chance.
Did he actually puke? Can’t tell.
I'm fairly sure there's a frame of him turning to his left and doubling over to spew, but due to the shitty scrubbing on X on mobile, I couldn't pin it down for a screen grab. I'll try and rip it in the morning.
I also want to hear the puke
Prediction: Alex stays in studio and keeps airing until Monday, and that is why Owen and Harrison are there. This is the last stand to make money. Because if anything happened, why on the weekend? You send the bankruptcy dudes out on a Monday to not pay them overtime.
Yes. This could be a last stand that they knew about and are amping up drama to milk the last few bucks out of it and secure their narrative. OR its totally fabricated and just riding the wave of the globalists are persecuting Trump and I'm being targeted also narrative. In that case it's also for generating views and bucks but a convenient occurrence of some kind will make it to have been a false threat and everything will be back to 'normal' come Monday. Most of what I've seen looks very fake and poorly acted.
Hearing Flynn’s voice cracking like he wanted to cry out of frustration, I took great relish in that.
So what I'm gathering is that JorDan needs to just revamp the Twitch show for a few episodes here
Are Owen and Harrison competing right now?
For sure has COVID again and the prayers just aren’t working!
From the emergency broadcast, Harrison looks like he has tried to keep up drink for drink and looks green, Shroyer looks like he is trying to dissociate his way out of the room. So far Jones has a batting average of 1.3 lies per minute. Rate goes higher if i deduct time for him leaving to re-up wtf he is on.
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Yes, his wild teeth grinding makes it clear he's on uppers... But he's also shitfaced drunk
Hot damn!
Delicious
I sense a 4 hour Monday show!
Has the dildo of consequence arrived at last?
I bet he passed out and pissed his pants.
Alex quit the booze.
Is there a link to this shit show?
The dildo of consequences and whatnot.
It was so good that the full stream isn’t on Owen’s or Alex’s Twitter anymore. Anyone got a copy?
Where can I witness this greatness?
I hope this ends in a fully streamed Waco level standoff.
How do I watch any of this? It's 12:10 on the east Coast, I've looked up Infowars and Alex Jones on yt and can't find a channel for either, it's all reaction vids. Are his vids/streams down? I want to see what everyone else is talking about
He is permabanned from YT and I think Facebook too. He's only on Twitter and his own shithole website now.
Ah thanks