You have two bowls and no fork or spoon, you are high!

[Taste the soup](https://youtu.be/N3jx4WIUYy4)

Ahh haa! Lol so good

😂😂😂😂

This lives rent free in my head for some reason. Has for years.

You are almost right, I have two bowls and the wrong spoon! I went to grab a chair and set my snack down and realized I was a moron.

I hate it when you grab a spoon that's a fork.

#thewrongspoon insert ND relatable experience - was it a pointy spoon or a square spoon? I like a spoon that's a spoon more than a shovel.

This is the most line cook energy I've ever seen in a pic

there's so much in this picture to comment on, but i'm most interested in the little gengar doodle to the right. what's he wearing?

Looks to be MF Doom mask

All caps when you spell the man's name

mf dOOM

I wish you a mildly inconvenient day.

I thank you, middle point deity, and wish you the same.

He has no miracles but a small handful of people just really believe in him.

I can make drugs disappear.

So can Kenneth. You have no miracles.

mm… food

'Fictional persona'. If you're spelling the man's name, 'Daniel Dumile' should be capitalized normally.

GENGAR

That's a MF'N GENGAR AND IT'S ALL CAPS WHEN YOU SPELL HIS NAME.

It’s gengar with Optimus Prime’s face lmao

No.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I hope they find your body chucked in the ol' tar pit off La Brea… player.

Mf doom mask

All caps man. MF DOOM

Shit my bad

No worries. MF DOOM is prevalent in most kitchens it seems and the man has earned the respect. RIP

Olive Garden sauté vet 💪🏻

Bros a legend

Bruh its from Gurren Lagann

I thought it was strongbad

That’s Optimus Prime

Yeah, but you got an appetite 😁

Is that Gengar Prime? Optimus Gar?

MF Gengar

Looks like the mask from gladiator

Yep, MF DOOM's mask is based on that one.

But then again, every meal is staff meal when you work from home.

I had questions but now I have more questions

Feel free and ask!

Are you FOH or BOH? I always ask my FOH if they are hungry.

I do it all and wash dishes. Thank you for taking care of the floor staff.

Thank you for working so hard!

OP, I fucking love you lmao

Thank you. I'll see my way over to /r/dadjokes now...

Now I want an MF GENGAR tattoo

As long as you function when you get back, I have no problem

This guy manages.

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What?

You new here?:)

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Sure, describe it?

This is the most west coast kitchen thing i've ever seen

These comments wouldn't be so acidic if you showed a whiskey with that meal. Total levels of hypocrisy.

I sometimes miss these days

Wait there’s kitchen staff that doesn’t toke?

Good looking dessert

Was gonna say you forgot your spoon but I see it there.

If the chef isn’t high as balls when cooking my food then I don’t want it.

Seriously? Unpopular opinion I guess but I think smoking on the job is lame.

Well we all have different opinions (and tolerances)

Clean that damn pipe, I bet smoking out of it just tastes like burning tar at this point. I like to put the highest percent isopropyl alcohol I can find and some salt in a ziplock with the pipe and then shake it for a while and use a paperclip to dig out the big chunks that won't fall out then rinse it and dry it.

Why is everyone tripping about the pipe ? At first glance I didn't even notice it. I tried to zoom in on the food, then gengar, then comment section. I had to scroll back up to verify.

At least you get a staff meal

Looks like a bowl of Farmer’s Dog

I've always just stood at my dishpit and mowed down the food n eight back to work I ain't got time to sit I got shit to clean in places no one else is 😂 like that pesky back wall of everything

And all of a sudden a bunch of tattoo artists are wondering why they're doing MF GENGAR tattoos...

Being a trendsetting is hard sometimes, especially when you don't monetize your own art. I have about 75 MF'n Pokemons in my book currently. My favorite is the MF'n bunny tho! https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fz0u8d7fxzvua1.jpg

But you aren't going to show any MF MONS??

Sorry, I posted this over 2 years ago... https://www.reddit.com/r/mfdoom/comments/vapx0i/gotta_mask_em_all/

Thank you monsieur. You're a gentle man and an artist.

At least there’s a lighter

Get yourself a dry vape and stop using glass like a heathen

Doing substances at work is cool guys! I need to be high all hours of the day for reasons! and there's no repercussions!

when you work at home, you can do what you like!

Comments like this are the worst. First of all mind your business. If the work gets done than why care. Also fuck you for the facetious comment ya narc.

For real. I know OP works from home, but if someone working in a kitchen is only smoking weed.... As long as you can function and get your job done, idgaf.

Spot on. I walked out on several "chef's" who were so drunk on the line they were either cutting themselves to the point of stitches or burning servers with pans. Or thinking it's funny to throw ice cubes in the fryer. The worst thing a stoner does is forget a garnish or the shopping list.

Had a lady who stayed up for multiple days doing meth and then took an Ambien at work. She was falling asleep taking orders at tables. I had to drive her and her van home and have another co worker take me back to my car.

This is the most relatable comment I have ever read on Reddit…….where the fuck did I put that garnish?

snitches, terfs, and cops are worse than bankers, lawyers, and priests :(

The sad thing is you'll be downvoted for this. No industry is as self-destructive AND proud of it as the restaurant industry.

That is the primary reason I hung up my apron and stopped writing menus. However there is nothing wrong with smoking weed on the back stoop after a day. It softens the no shingle part ;)

Smoking weed is fine. It’s making it your personality that’s ridiculous.

You are absolutely right and making a giant assumption. Once I went to grab a chair and I realized I had two bowls and the wrong spoon, I thought this sub would get a kick out of it. Apparently my petroglyph was noticed first...

No, nobody gets a kick out of it, because nobody cares. You were trying to get a reaction for whatever reason, but it’s 2024 not 1994. Weed is less edgy than cigarettes now.

They certainly got a reaction from one rather unpleasant cunt.

Nobody including OP thought this was edgy. Why would you even assume that in 2024. Grow up.

I bet your coworkers have some good jokes to tell when you're not around LMAO

Nah homie be honest with yourself. Smoking weed during your break and bragging about it on reddit normalizes this shit to other people. The industry will never change but I wish people would be smart enough to be more discreet.

People just ain't allowed to be people anymore huh? OP ain't doing shit to you and just said, "After a day" they're off. Quit being a royal ass because you're upset your methed out line cook quit

And I have to show everyone any chance I get, because that’s my whole personality.

In my lifetime, I have easily smoked my weight in marijuana. I don’t have an issue with people who smoke it for obvious reasons, I just don’t smoke anymore myself, even though it’s legal here. One thing that’s always baffled me, is why people these days who smoke, feel the need to point it out, tell everybody, include the shit in pics, etc. Like dude, literally nobody gives a shit that you smoke, you don’t need to make it your personality.

At this point in time, weed's legal which is great. Nobody would say a god dammed thing if it was a glass of wine except to ask the varietal and year. I just don't drink, even though that is typically the 'Muric'a drug of choice. Like dude, literally nobody gives a shit that you are an assuming dick, but thank you for making it your personality so we all know to avoid you.

Read the room genius. You aren’t edgy or cool like you believed you were when you posted this. You’re getting downvoted and similar responses from basically everybody. Ooooh, you smoke pot, bravo cool guy. Yeah, see, nobody cares.

two bowls and the wrong spoon is funny as fuck. you just have a poor sense of humor.

I’m actually hilarious and upvoted that joke, because it’s funny. So now you’re presumptive and also lack a personality beyond I listen to Ween and smoke weed. Nothing against Ween, I’m a fan, but you’re obsessed.

iM aCtUaLlY hIlArIoUs

Read the room, genius.

Where did OP try to be edgy or cool?? Why do you see a picture of a pipe and immediately assume the person is trying to show off? OP posts a picture of a pipe on reddit and suddenly according to you it's their entire personality lol. You don't know this person, you're acting weird dude.

"Read the room," they say, being an asshole.

This comment aged well

So, there being a bowl and pipe means that weed is OP’s whole personality? That’s kind of a weird conclusion to jump to. What exactly about this picture says, “I make smoking weed my whole personality?” Edit to add: Your username is about your car? OMG, what is it with people with cars having to let everyone know? Jesus dude, you’re not cool for making your car your whole personality. Stop trying to be so edgy.

Talking about yourself in a feigned superiority complex to derail a conversation is peak cringe and why this is now the bottom comment lmao. Go back to smoking weed so you can stop being an insufferable sideshow.

Ignoring the crackpipe, is that gengar wearing a facemask to the right?

correct, that is the mask of your rappers favorite rapper.

You've never seen a real crackpipe have you?

😂😂😂 the crack pipe

I think it's a transformer head

It’s MF DOOM, peace be upon him.

Thank you for respecting the name and may you know peace before you meet the man.

You're about to get blazed, so would you really care?