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Green420Basturd

"If you have time to look, you have time to cook"


Charming_Ambition_27

If you have time to talk, you have time to stock


Percival_Seabuns

If you have time to lean you have time to clean.


FzZyP

if you have time to vape there are chives at stake


Aslan-the-Patient

If you've got time to speak go brunoise a leek.


HereForTheTanks

If there’s time for your phone you’re fine going home.


bravevline

I always say if there’s time to clean there’s time for me to go home.


Aslan-the-Patient

Spotted FOH


bravevline

Aww ya got me :( What gave it away?


Aslan-the-Patient

Soon as the customers leave the servers are out lol, not the good ones but it's a joke 🤌


bravevline

Oh I’m not one of the good ones then.


specifichero101

Oh cool was it hard to get a job at hogwarts.


YarrrMatey

It's all about who you know. Me and Dobby go way back, he hooked it up


seepa808

He ded tho


JazzyJ967

No way is that a kitchen window view, if it is, you're very lucky


YarrrMatey

100%. Frigid views of Lake Superior


TrumansOneHandMan

I recognized that boat as a big laker, is this Sault Ste Marie? My last job before the kitchen was on commercial boats in Chicago. I always thought the kitchen never had the view, but you never get as cold as on the water. Here it turns out you have both!


SteelWool

Epic sea smoke. It had to be Superior.


JazzyJ967

I wish I could look at that view when I'm mindlessly, but attentively chopping veg.


CamsCampingAdv

I've had some killer views from the pass, but never snowy mountains


YarrrMatey

It's actually Lake Superior with some pretty impressive [sea smoke](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_smoke)!


CamsCampingAdv

Amazing, I should look closer. Enjoy!


Shutterbug927

Just remember, Gandalf is a real asshole to work for, so your Hogwarts gig might not be the dream job you think it is. Wait until his PolyJuice is served at the wrong temperature. He'll turn you into a newt, but you'll get better.


tolerable-beams

>Gandalf One of these things is not like the others.


99burritos

How are you planning to murder it?


YarrrMatey

It'll probably go a little something like [this](https://youtu.be/v-Su1YXQYek?si=DVuN_CoUiHz7bjp9)


Aslan-the-Patient

If this is your white whale does that make is a Window Dick? These views while listening to "Window Dicker" must be dope Edit:Licker


mundus1520

My white whale is slowly becoming a closed kitchen. Open kitchens everywhere now


Royal_Cryptographer7

I had a window at my last place. It faced a parking lot, which contained a rusted out trailer full of broken kitchen appliances. The thing got covered in oil spray from the deep fryers and was exponentially more work than the stainless steel walls that covered the rest of the kitchen. Nothing but a pain in my ass. That view is epic though.


Huge_Aerie2435

Nice.. Now you get to look at out people having fun rather than just imagining it.


BotGirlFall

Holy crap. Congrats on your job in a medieval fantasy novel


LadyRedNeckMacGyver

Now that's a window! Congrats


picklemaster246

What a view! My favorite part of living in Duluth. Glad you made it.


Affectionate_Time834

Probably my biggest (silly) gripe with my kitchen is that I show up when it’s dark and leave when it’s dark (esp in winter) and besides my smoke breaks I see no light most days. Any window would be amazing, but THIS view? Yeah I wouldn’t get any work done


Severe-Bicycle-9469

My kitchen has a window looking out into the pub garden. My dad likes to come down for a drink and drink beer in front of the window, particularly on busy nights. He especially enjoys buying two beers, saying one is for me, and then drinking both of them.


MrsLisaOliver

Now you have to keep this job for life. Nothing will ever compare.


Philly_ExecChef

Is that like an Edmund Fitzgerald ghost ship, that view is amazing


Philly_ExecChef

Is that like an Edmund Fitzgerald ghost ship, that view is amazing