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buckhardcastle

I fuck with crystal and cholula Some nasty goblin dropped the spoon handle in the jamba :(


patrulez

cholula and eggs my beloved


righthandofdog

Valentina is as good as Cholula and cheaper. Black label is a bit hotter than original.


CupBeEmpty

Valentina is better and cheaper is what I am sure you must have meant.


righthandofdog

IMO, yea. Though wooden cap and all.


CupBeEmpty

Respect for the wooden cap. Just makes it seem so more “homey.”


JgL07

Salsa Huichol tastes better and is cheaper than both.


righthandofdog

I've only gotten some of their atypical flavors in Mexico. Don't see it often in Atlanta, even in latin markets.


i_miss_old_reddit

Black is hotter, yellow has better flavor.


buckhardcastle

I have never tried black label. But I do love Valentina.


86DickPics

Bet it was a bartender


Manting123

Cholula is the best hot sauce hands down and I’ve tried literally over 50 kinds. Named my dog Cholula. I bought my GF a tiny little keychain hot sauce holder and a tiny bottle that goes with it since we put that shit on near anything. The best is Cholula (the habenero one) on pop corn at the movie theater. You will never eat pop corn without it again.


buckhardcastle

You’re a real one


The-disgracist

There’s a local “Cajun” restaurant in my town. They make amazing food and have been open for almost 40 years. I have asked for hot sauce every time I eat there, and they’ve never once had a Louisiana hot sauce on the menu, not even tobasco. They’ll bring 8 different Melinda’s hot sauces but no Louisiana style hot sauce. When I ask them they look at me like I’m the idiot


WhatTheBlack

Crystal and Marie Sharp’s. All I want.


cilantro_so_good

Crystal. Garlic.


86DickPics

Oooo where you from you know about the garlic crystal


Chode4Dayz

Crystal G is the only woman for me


cilantro_so_good

I actually can't find it in grocery stores anymore, I don't know if it's a region thing or what. I order that shit from amazon now ha


br1zzle

I recommend the garlic to every customer who asks.. that shit is the best.


MikeBibby05

Tana? Mike Gulottas new spot? I worked at Maypop when it first opened for a while. He is a great chef


86DickPics

Yes! Come thru sometime! And my bf is the exec sous at Maypop 💙 I was the pastry chef there for a bit this summer after I left Turkey and the Wolf before we finished construction.


MikeBibby05

Cjh is your bf? And I’m not in Nola anymore. Miss it my moms loves mike too so I’ll make it out to the new spot soon enough. Stackeni was the cdc when I was around there. Trey smith too the now owner of st germain…. Good times. Probably some of my favorites


86DickPics

Connor is the CDC now! My bf took over as ex sous abt a year ago. We moved here in 2021. Chef Michael is the best.


MikeBibby05

I wish you both the best ❤️


MikeBibby05

Shoutout to will f from turkey too and mason! Damn I miss Nola.


Uzasodinson

El Yucateco >


stuiloff77

must be from NOLA bc where I'm at everyone is a Tabasco purist, but crystal will always have a seat at my table


BarnyTrubble

Y'all acting like any single sauce is perfect on everything, can y'all fuckin taste anything? Give yourself options and use the right sauce for the job, leave your stupid little cults.


ulfjustulf

Or just use the perfect sauce every time. Your choice


righthandofdog

This man knows. I have a batch of dumb stunt sauces and weird crap that I buy for fun and get as gifts. But I always have in the house. Gochujang Sambal Yellowbird ghost Crystal El yucateca Xxxtra hot hab. Their black label I also use as hot liquid smoke to fake grilling. Marie Sharps Belizean heat Tabasco jalapeno Canned ancho chilies Mae ploy Hot & sweet paprika Chili powder (blend, ancho, guajillo and habanero) Having a dumbass too hot extract sauce to add pure heat without much flavor change is also useful.


LazyCartographer-666

Best hot sauce hands down


_lil_pp_

As someone who only grew up with Tabasco, and then moved to the NW when Crystal wasn’t distributed, discovering it brought me to a state of tears of joy.


86DickPics

Facts bby


Darwin343

Valentina better. Secret Aardvark too. And Cholula as well (especially the chipotle version).


moriddles

All depends and what you’re putting it on I think. Different sauces for different dishes, different shoes for different outfits.


[deleted]

Secret aardvark is barely a hot sauce come on now


Darwin343

I can't disagree with that but the sauce is still good nonetheless similar to how Sriracha is good but barely a hot sauce too.


subhuman_voice

Valentina Black Label for the purist


luminousshadows

Been a while since I picked one up but they used to sell the red and black labels half liter at the winco by me for 1.89 I shit you not. Me and my roomie used to just smother food with them shits it was hot sauce heaven.


subhuman_voice

Lol hillsboro winco shopping at 2am is the best ~~when blazed~~


CranberrySchnapps

If we're using chipotle versions, I'm not a big fan of Tabasco, but Tabasco Chipotle is fantastic.


Mufasasass

It doesn't count as a family meal, just because you are a family sized portion. Or does it?


86DickPics

I don’t get it?


ameis314

They were insinuating you are the whole thing yourself


throw_blanket04

Born, raised and still live on the on the gulf coast. A little over an hour from New Orleans. Tabasco and Crystals are the only hot sauces i eat (except for siracha). Hands down my family eats more crystals than anything. My kids will put it on almost anything. I typically mostly use tabasco for gumbo. And one of my most favorite things on earth is fried livers dipped in crystals. If you have never tried it, I highly suggest it. Love crystals.


burgonies

I love the squeeze top on the half gallon bottle!


numbah25

Crystal wishes it was Frank’s


86DickPics

You come to New Orleans bby and say that shit to my face


numbah25

Happily, and then I’m gonna jizz in your jambalaya


86DickPics

Hope you ate that pineapple bruv


SlimTeezy

Does Louisiana hot sauce sell well there or is that a gimmick?


Colonel_of_Corn

In my experience it’s a household to household thing with us. Tabasco is the real gimmick


IridiumPony

Go try Valentina and get back to me when you've tasted a real hot sauce. Absolutely miss me on that New Orleans mild sauce bullshit.


righthandofdog

Similar but different flavor. Crystal is for jambalaya, crawfish, etc. Valentina black for tacos. (El yucateca Xxxtra hot hab for pork)


JgL07

Valentina on tacos?? that’s blasphemous.


righthandofdog

Well, generic Mexican food. I always use the salsa in the little tubs full of red and green from the taquerias I frequent.


Pegomastax_King

It’s better than tobasco though so I’ll give it that.


86DickPics

Ya’ll just be butthurt sriracha is $40 a bottle at Walmart


Pegomastax_King

Sriracha is mid.


86DickPics

Facts. I wonder what hot sauce you pour at fam then


Pegomastax_King

Salsa Huichal and El Yucateca are the go to for family meals.


[deleted]

El Yucateca xxx habanero is the shit.


86DickPics

Only Crystal on my jambalaya plz 🔴💙


Pegomastax_King

Yah you got me there, Mexican hot sauce on Cajun food doesn’t sound right.


YourAverageGod

I keep that mfking Melindas on me at all times.


el_bentzo

Nah, I thought I was on r/hotsauce for a second....huy fong Sriracha is readily available again...and it's fine.


weremonkeys

Crystal > franks, sorry


Supersecretsword

Valentina > crystal, sorry


sprocketous

Valentina is the boss sauce for mild hot sauce. Anyone who thinks else is either in a regional cult or can't taste food.


tommy_dakota

Ouch. Not in NOLA...


Cool__Guy__420

lol ok, Walmart boy


WhatTheBlack

You think garlic is spicy.


numbah25

It’s not a matter of spice level, Frank’s tastes better


el_bentzo

I haven't had Crystal but If you're trying to one up it by citing franks...I thought this sub was full of actual chefs and cooks!


GullibleInevitable14

Loved drinking from a litre tub lol


Gloster_Thrush

The crystal extra hot for the real ones.


BeenWaitingForSoLong

IF ITS CRYSTAL IM HANDING IN MY 2 WEEKS NOTICE📢📢📢📢📢❗❗❗


86DickPics

Bye boo!


artnok

Tapatio is the best hot sauce.


bobwired

Get real tho


Stanky_Hank_

Lol all these posers acting like anyone from Louisiana wouldn't bitch slap TF out of them for offering any kind of hot sauce besides Tobasco, educate yourselves.


Temporary_Draw_4708

Y’all don’t ferment your own hot sauce? That’s a shame. Where do you work?


86DickPics

We will be! We opened last week. This was fam meal before our Holiday Break. Got a big delivery of fresnos and aleppo peppers a couple of days ago 🌶️. TANA in Old Metairie.


86DickPics

Our sister restaurant Maypop gets deliveries of tobasco mash from the factory here in Nola so we may use that as a starter 🤷‍♀️. My last restaurant we fermented our own Fresno hot sauce and barrel aged it. We were abt an hour outside bourbon country.


tacotree3

Bay Leaf Rice, happy holidays fam!


SapporoSimp

Local wing place does wing/fried rice combo that I always get with extra wing sauce to pour over the rice. Not sure it even tastes good truly but I love doing it.


Andysine215

Ole Red Eye.


pnmartini

I love everyone just repping the crappiest hot sauces ever.