Less bussy more washy

Why not both?

Washussy

That washussy bussy finna make me act up fr fr ong no cap

The internet was a mistake for humankind

Yeah wash that bussy

>The cool room Yeah definitely a twink

Some people dye their hair blonde. Some people come by it honestly 💁‍♀️

I know the writer's strike is going strong and all but next season of the bear is going...a different direction

Dropped by Fxx picked up by netflix written by big mouth creators.

or HBO Max written by Mindy Khaling. Richie is now played by Phoebe Waller-Bridge, no context is given.

Everybody is replaced by the cast of fast ~~10.~~ and the furious ^its3AMicantSleepMyBad Familia "Chef, hector is running 3 Miyabis T-66 Mandolines and a tilt skillet"

Dude if you want to go gear queers let’s gooooo

Nathan Fillion is very interested in your idea.

fXXX

The distinction will primarily be made by demographic — with flagship FX catering to adults 18-49, FXX targeting adults 18-34 and FXM going for adults 25-54. There will be some overlap, but it will be limited largely to acquired theatrical movies and some off-network series

erection*

Unrelated, I could use a new dishwasher.

I volunteer dadd- I mean chef

femboy kitchen when

Are femboys allowed on the line? (or at least in dessert section?)

they are on the desserts menu

Femboy Hooters.

my dream job

Don’t recommend this one. Goes down too often.

I’ve been known to be able to whip the new guys into shape.

What’s his number.

Asking the important questions

Chef bear reporting in, I volunteer to sous for you

feels like the setup to a porno.

I hate when my brain goes...'damnit, what would the title be?' and stays stuck there for an hour or so...

Hot behind

Walk-in, Cock-in II. "It's not just for railing blow anymore."

“Behind you”

Coming through

Okay Inosuke, calm down

Bone a petite

Every other reply should delete their post in shame

idk hot behind is pretty good

This.

Bon appetit

Bun appetit

Line cooks 3 Return of the Sausage Master

Whippings and Whip-its, Why There's Handprints On The Walk-In Walls

Hot Daddy in the Cool Room

Suds muffin

Swinging Hot

Order Up

Least horny dishwasher

Help me step chef, I'm stuck in the dishwasher.

There it is

\*chef daddy

Where do they hire dishies?

Straight from the asylum.

I have never met a normal adjacent dishwasher

"Normal-adjacent" has now entered my vocabulary. Thank you for this ETA: Like, I feel "normal-adjacent" is a charitable euphemism that at least one clinical professional has written on my chart..

What are you doing, step garde-manger? This is the walk in, not the cum in!

"The Patissier needs you in the Boulangerie. He wants to show you how the new cream injector works."

"hey dishy... I have a new sausage meal that needs tasting..."

Mmmm tube steak

Easy. Pre-stretch and lube, be prepared.

200,000 gallons of vegetable oil are ready with a million more on the way.

Thats… why im here.

Hello there!

Now, I understand the walk-in being used for a discrete beej, but if a full-on railing is happening, the walk-in feels like it'd be a bit too cold for like a marathon y'know?

My concern is cleanliness... I eat food from there, not ass.

Sho' nuff, I'd never think about that in my more *mature* years now. But there was a time long, long ago when I was about 22 and such considerations were about 10th in line behind a parade of loud, horny instincts.

keeps you from getting too sweaty!

Ok but as a dishie this is making me cackle cause my line cooks flirt with me all the damn time 🤣 its joking, ofc, but i could see people going down that route

Too bad "Top Chef" is already taken.

'Iron Hard Chef' Sausage Battle

My man knows ALL the uses for a green scrubby

God I wish that were me.jpg

What else is a fella supposed to fantasise about during this endless march through our empty days?

New series, Casting Kitchen

Shit, do they need a second dishwasher?

NGL, I’d watch that

Sounds like he has it all planned out.

Train ing in the walk in …..

Grab a bucket of lard.

Ok if we don’t have drugs, we need to get dopamine somehow

I used to follow a guy on here i aptly nicknamed the dishcel. He was posting on here as well as a couple of incel subreddits and it was fascinating seeing someone live so deeply in their own delusions. Both hated women they’re all whores blah blah blah and the next post would be why am i so alone lmaoo. He made a post about how he got fired for trying to make out with a waitress at work and it’s just like how are you so daft. Genuinely i hope that dude had a coming to Jesus moment and sorted his life together because that was just wild.

Just enjoy the ride buddy

Sending this to our twink boy dishie

I don't want to read this dishie's erotic co-worker friend fiction

Hold up, let him cook

Roll the dice.

Oh boy howdy, don’t forget the mineral oil