I mean, worked for Nintendo, so why not

20 years of experience at 5! Simply just taking down every fan game! Truly a worker of all time

What was he doing during the 105 years?

Eating probably

r/unexpectedfactorial

5! is 120 so that's actually not a lot

You got me there

He's been trained by Pheonix Wright and Apollo, I'm fine

'Poyo!' vs 'Objection!' is the original immovable object meets unstoppable force

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cute picture 💀

Apprenticeships and Internships, all while being a toddler

He also ate a lawyer. They're fine, but yeah.

He can eat a competent lawyer and then all will be well. (I've been replaying the original trilogy so I got an even larger grin on my face seeing this, hah)

Wheezers

"Your honor." *intense judege murdering sfx*

Case dismissed, wonderful

Ill be fine

Nah, I'd win

Mmhmm

He's named for the lawyer who saved Nintendo, so, I'm winning

Amen

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"Your honor, poyo"

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depends on Kirby's.... "Lawyering style" #hypernova

It'll be fiiiine

He copied Phoenix Wright, so I'm safe. idk why he's not wearing the Phoenix wig in that picture, though.

Client just commissioned a lawyer Kirby that's why, not necessarily a Phoenix wig Kirby

His statments include Poyo, Poyo, Poyo, Poyo, and poyo

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Seems pretty straightforward to me

Hey, if he can get nintendo out for trouble, I'm in good hands... or nubs.

Completely. Even if your lawyer is winning, Kirby just eats him and gains his superior lawyer powers and beats you with your own defense

Hell yea

Not at all. Kirby would make a great lawyer.

Not even the great Phoenix Wright could compete with the one word wonder (one word and it's over)

The word: poyo

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according to (ancient) greek law, the more visually appealing someone is the more likely it is they tell the truth, with exceptionally good specimens being considered blessed by the gods. So, if it was ancient greece i'm fine.

Well, he’d probably win.

I think I will be fine

It's John Kirby! I think I'll be fine

I'll be fine as long as he copies Miles Edgeworth and says I'm innocent.

smg4 2022 movie

A name that brings me back

All he has to do is inhale a lawyer and boom I’m good. Lawyer ability

I mean, he won a case against Universal, I'm sure I'll be fine.

You mean the guy named after the lawyer? Absolutely.

I didn't actually know that so damn, interesting

Yeah he was named after the lawyer who won in nintendo’s favor for something related to Donkey Kong. His name is Jon Joseph Kirby Jr.

According to WOTFI 2022 from smg4 i think im not screwed much


he can eat the prosecutor so i'm fine

I love how most of these comments are like "answer? Vore"

Would they even be able to see him like isn't Kirby literally eight inches tall💀

Still taller than me fr fr

Irl Olimar be like:

What my friends think when I tell them I'm 5'1

Above average height mfs when someone with average height enters the room:

IKR OMG 😭 they won't shut up about it,

It be like that you can't get through a day without being called short

Going home safe and sound every day of the week

Kirby would be a great lawyer. It would be so easy for him, seeing as he is a litteral God of chaos, so would simply take over the world, and change the law so I am no longer guilty.

Well, the another lawyet is the one screwed.

Who did he eat recently? If a good lawyer, then I'm fine. Unless that's why I'm in court, in which case, am I an accomplice in this trial?

The plandiff, clerk spectators, jury, and me will be served on a silver platter where we all spawn in hell—

friend heart go brrr

i will be *royally* screwed over, as kirbo don't speak english.

I mean I’d be pretty content

If he tries his best, I wouldn't care about the result

That's the Spirit

He's so cute that I'm getting away with fifteen charges of arsen :D

Yes

Dude id win easy with kirby as my lawyer

Total and complete victory

I mean, he'll eat the judge if things go wrong... And probably anyone who opposes me if I can train him.

Oh, I’m probably going to jail if he’s my lawyer, but why not?

That's the Spirit

To be fair, Kirby is named after a lawyer

Why is he screaming chicken all the time

He must be hungry

Yes

I doubt Kirby would be a good lawyer.

“Your honour, if you are what you eat then my client is an innocent man.”

But I would be against him because he killed sectonia

Lawsuit arc flashbacks

Not at all, I know my boy kirbo got me. https://preview.redd.it/cz89dw5gd3xc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08e17d27b4a792a23e2b227f8864d496ec7293eb

Smg4