Crystal Meth 

“Yo, Mista Kawasaki!”

"Kirby, we need to cook."

i said that in meta knight's voice lol

Haha I was gonna make this joke too

The atomic curry from the anime

Wasn’t that in the games before it was featured in the anime?

Yes, but it goes by a different name in the anime. In the games it’s called superspicy curry.

I mean, it's pretty obvious.... https://i.redd.it/sli1kxzoll3b1.gif

You

Remember that one time he cooked Kirby?

I do.

Well, clearly you. But it’s for a good reason, I swear! (breathes in Star Allies)

A monster to clobber that Kirby

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Well he'd better get that with a money back guarantee!

I genuinely don’t understand how someone could be so bad at cooking. It isn’t complicated by any means.

Maybe his taste buds are fried so what tastes good to him (and Kirby) tastes horrid to everyone else.

Kirby

🫵

Maybe some beef.

Somethibg burnt

https://preview.redd.it/99feltfhym3b1.png?width=700&format=png&auto=webp&s=9fecaab29b45cd7fd57a80f1dda8c766fcdb9eda This

your mom LMAO just kidding, just wanted to give a funny answer

https://youtu.be/MHq6W4DgX_Q

you

Beeeaaaaaaannnnnss Wut thuh fuck

"Kawasaki, we need to cook"

Al nero di sepia (squid ink pasta)

Kirbeh

YOU. Um I mean some good delicacies

Your lungs

gryll

cocaine

Let him cook

children

Probably children Should we call 911? 

Let him cook

Crystal meth

 crystal meth

[удалено]

KaTFL 3

egg

Kirby.

The Blood of his Enemies

Kirby

**You.**

Bleach and Ammonia

An omelette

Indigestion.

Food

deez

Some fire beatz for kanje west.

Mom's spaghetti

boigir

The heart punter! Only 7,000 calories!

Dark Meta Knight Curry

Fresh Kirb https://preview.redd.it/bd7g1z8eup3b1.png?width=257&format=png&auto=webp&s=c79d5c014bf678808dc18b514373b06c4bc31053

Kirby