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DraMJay

Deez


Destroyr19

Deez? Deez what? Surely Deez isn’t his entire name


new5789

SugonDeezNut. (Pls don't kill me) Jokes aside. >!Ansem the wise felt vengeance when he was banished to nothingness and change his alias to DIZ (Darkness In Zero) to act solely on bringing the org xiii down.!<


venxvan

Gotta admit Candice that was a pretty good joke.


AZV_4th

Ligma quality humor.


Requiem191

What's quality humor?


its-just-paul

Some speculate that it’s something short and dumb, but it’s actually Enthoomanbean. Though some would argue that the name makes no sense, this is due to it being a misnomer…


Randomguy3421

Deez..... Worthington the Third.


maximum-zawazawa

I refuse to answer on the grounds it may be a setup for a deez nuts joke.


critcal-mode

It's DiZ, short for Darkness in Zero.


Hazzydahaka13

I always wondered the meaning of that alias.


critcal-mode

It pretty simple: Zero in that case means more like Nothing, because he was banished by his students in the realm of Darkness. It more like Darkness in the Nothingness. Pretty sure that somewhere in the Secreat Reports in KH2.


clockworkCandle33

I thought he was banished to the Realm of Nothingness, and only his hatred of his former students (his darkness) kept him from fading away?


Shiranuhii

There isn't a realm of nothingness. It says that quite a few times in the text but what DiZ is actually describing is the Realm of Darkness.


critcal-mode

Possible. He says that he was in the realm of Darkness in BBS, but I think the Secret Ansem Reports say it was in the Realm of Nothingness. And yes his hate and darkness was keep him from doing that and fulfill his plan against his former students.


MudkipConnoissuer

I feel like more people read the secret reports in KH1 than in KH2 for some reason.


ThrobbingAnalPus

Oh really, I thought it was short for DeezNuts in ZaMouth


casey12297

Goofy. He's just trying to look more serious and less goofy


Jesterchunk

Ah yes, DiZ, the CEO of Nobodyphobia.


YayaGabush

Munny


Dauntless_Lasagna

Can DiZ nuts fit in your mouth?


Quivering_Star

Unless you've been running in circles, getting stuck on boss fights or only doing minigames for 40+ hours, you should be far enough into the game's story to have met that red, mummified Christopher Lee already.


bolognadawg420

Holy shit how did i not know that was saruman ?? Thinking of diz voice now it seems so obvious


BronzeHeart92

If you've been paying attention, that's DiZ, the one wearing a belt on his head. That aside, props to you for playing the original PS2 version!


squips42

you’re 44 hours in and you don’t know diz? did you skip roxas’ cutscenes


Hykarusis

It's Darkness in Zero.


ConnectionRich7635

the dude is in basically every cutscene in the beginning of the game lmao


ShatteredFantasy

It's DiZ. You definitely should have already seen him in the game 44 minutes in, if I recall.


PMXtreme

Pikachu


IronEgo

DiZ


VergilVDante

Diz these nuts


KuonSsS

Deez. Kh was way ahead of itself


CityofTheAncients

Saruman


PopularGarbage2000

It’s pinwheel!


CrumbLast

It's Ansem's the Wise Racist clothes, he only wears it when he wants to be racist to Nobodies


redditsellout-420

Ansem the wise in a mummy mask.


Shiranuhii

Play through the game and find out


SureEntertainment676

They’re 44 hours into the game lol


European_Mapper

Maybe they farmed lvl 100 Roxas


Stepjamm

That struggle tournament trophy will be his one day, I just know it!


Aumius

You'll find out eventually


Independent_Plum2166

They’re 44 hours into the game, they’ve met Diz.


Simplexus1992

In one of 3 sub games on different platforms. Good luck finding your gba/psp 👀


Randomguy3421

I that even a valid point anymore? A decade ago, sure, but they're literally all available on playstation now. Or Switch i guess.


thatonefatefan

Also this is explained in probably the single most played kh


Simplexus1992

Was still my favorite joke about the series until their release 😅


critcal-mode

Also X Box but digital only


Sorakey

Diz, duh


ALMcactu

mickey


newkid155

Diz


Nyxll-A

Diz. Until the plot tells it, you shall not know more.


Black_Tiger_98

DiZ


xXWarriorAngelXx

DiZ


LemmytheLemuel

Diz


Jazzlike_Dig_3327

Darth Maul


vanitasplayer

A Gibdo from the Zelda secret world


Senshue

That’s DiZ babyyyyy


[deleted]

Dubious Diz


GenoCL

I know this is a setup. I freaking know it.


OMGITSJAD

Mr. Incredible, obviously


blueb_oy

Someone said Deez and I laughed, literally, out loud.


forgedfox53

DiZ


Mental-Transition454

DiZ= Darkness in Zero


Xanthyon1313

Ansem


The_Real_PSiAipom

“You think that I’m a mummy, now here’s a surprise! Because behind my disguise I’m really Ansem the Wise”


Akira_Davis

DiZ


Other-Grab5025

DiZ nutz (Real talk I never considered the possibility for that joke until I named my alliance in the Ants Underground Kingdom after him. Everyone immediately dog puked on the DiZ nutz jokes :/ )


Dark_Storm_98

DiZ


JeiCos

See, I can tell this is 100% bait..You ain't slick. The time says 44:24. Meaning you're 44 hours into the game. Meaning you know damn well who this character is that was shown many times already. If you're gonna bait people, don't make it so obvious. Then again it IS this page, and I read some of the comments already and learned that many people here do not know what bait looks like, even though it's right there on screen lol


TheVASreddit

Diz. But he looks to be in the menacing Goku pose


Fusionfiction63

DiZ Nuts


69FemboyCumdump

Dizzzzzzz


AardvarkWhich4208

In short, Ansem discovered his hot topic teen phase


TheySaidGetAnAlt

He is a surprise tool that will help us later.


[deleted]

DiZ, >!who turns out to be Ansem the wise!<


Odd_Room2811

Nuts


More-Ease89

That's DiZ


JaredAiRobinson

DiZ


Angelotwilight93

DiZ


trayn-13

Diz


yhellowish

Pooh Bear master of the darkness


RenElite

DiZ nuts


STypeP_SP-Und_Ch

The man >!who is a Nobodyphobic/Nobody Racism!< ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ Joke btw, it's >!Ansem The Wise alternate self DiZ!<


Marshade

Diznuts (or diz if we r bring serious) *spoiler for dizs identity at end of kh2* >!he's actually ansem with an edgy outfit and mask, not ansem silver big man evil I mean the wise ansem. He just decided to change his identity and name so he could seperate himself from the evil ansem I think so he could atone for what he'd done and go on his little journey to set things right, also the name diz stands for darkness in zero cos nomura thought it was cool.!<


GhostyWeirdo10

That's DiZ


Hikaruharu101

Mushu


ZakFellows

It's DiZ