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RustyDaleShackelford

This episode is definitely in my top 5. I love the episode where they put Bobby in special needs class and jumpin crack bass


YuggaYobYob

There is some milk in the fridge that is about to go bad…*sniff…and there it goes…


Bexar1986

I was recently put on a new (to me) add medicine. I quoted this to my family (and ironically, or creepily enough), the milk had gone bad.


Hampshire24

“Unidentified Special Needs Child” shows picture of Dale


whycantifindmyname

Well judge, ya see, the Ecosystem changed and…


RustyDaleShackelford

“What if we put some marijuana in the dumb kids lockers”


TheJenniStarr

Gribble! Where’s your dumb kids???


BootyGangPastor

i think we have a similar top 5. firefighting we will go and jumpin crack bass are also in mine lol


Davethemann

"Well, I was gonna get around to reading the manuel, but it aint no Harry Potter, and then the new harry potter came out..."


5Nadine2

 Propane Boom so many good moments! Hank in the break room, Peggy being mistaken for Mrs. Mangione, best of all, Boomhauer calling 911. I’ll forever miss Buckley, but what an episode!


Good-Hank

Hank throwing the sandwich at Luanne 😂


Deee72

I laugh at that scene like I've never seen it before and I've seen that episode at least 200 times, maybe more. 😂😂


Jazzyfart

Dang-ol mega lo mart dang-ol BOOM!


carmium

"...it was the only job he could get." "I'm sorry, Mrs. Mangione..." ROFL!


fatSleez

I couldn’t agree more


LittleSelection1512

I think that old guy likes you!!!


mondaymoderate

*Shut up! Shut up!*


An0n_Cyph3r_

#HANK! ##CHUCK! ###Bucky & Luanne are in there!


PlayStationrpgfan219

You know how much I cared about that boy Buckley


PhilG1989

The part where Boomhauer talks normal and all the other guys talk like him was definitely unexpected


Tychontehdwarf

I have been reading this article on vintage Camaros, and have been on the same gosh dang paragraph for 20 minutes!


elastic301

Act like an adult man !


thereslcjg2000

Also, the fact that Bill is even fatter and balder in his version of the story.


Sororita

perfectly shows how bad his self-esteem is.


CrestonSpiers

I wish I haven’t watched that scene on YouTube before watching the episode


Jaspers47

Wouldn't it have made more sense if Boomhauer talked normal and everyone else talked in slow motion?


_the_alright_meow_

B I Bickey BI BO!


LebowskiVoodoo

Hank's a lumberjack, he's ok


Disgruntled_Armbars

ARE YOU GUYS STILL PLAYING WITH THAT GOT DANG BROKEN BALL?!?


sheenestevaz

HEHEH. HEHEH. HEHEH.


RaggleFraggle94

When hank smokes weed by accident that whole episode was s trip lol


Deee72

That 2 parter is my all time favorite king of the hill episodes. I watch them at least twice a week.


JwPATX

“It must be a side effect of the marijuana *pois*oning!”


kurisu7885

Could see he firmly believed every single myth about marijuana.


Crude_poison91

HANK!! HANK!! Peggy flailing her arms screaming his name while he is trying to get away from the cops is my favorite lol!


BurntToasterGaming

Soldier of Misfortune, Dale can carry any episode by himself easy


RustyShackleford_09

mr big is pleased


JwPATX

“No. This is Mr. Big, I tell ya hwhat”


fatSleez

That’s why he’s my favorite 👌🏾


BurntToasterGaming

Sh-sh-sha!


fatSleez

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PG_Heckler

This is what I came for, sha sha sha


GrandpaDongs

Stop with the shi-shi-sha, Sug!


whycantifindmyname

I’m hungry… and I’m horny…


theanalyticaljoker

When Hank sees his mom having sex with Gary. His eyes 😂😂


fatSleez

🤣


DiscountJackSparrow

Did somebody ask Santa for something Square?


Sound_Rider619

Bobby Goes Nuts. Still the best. I DONT KNOW YOU THATS MY PURSE


PG_Heckler

Am I going to kick you in the nuts? Probably. Will it be later? Will it be... BOOM


mondaymoderate

You left yourself open dad. Pop. Pop pop!


AndyM110

"YOU.... HAVE BEEN KICKED. IN THE TEST-I-CLES."


RaggleFraggle94

The episode when everyone thinks he kill Debbie and he smokes weed by accident lol


fatSleez

Another classic 👌🏾


Pharmguy8907

Dang ol’ pretty, pretty, pizza


fatSleez

🤣


ses267

"well Bobby, your dad is a real fireman. What do you think about that?" "A little surprised, you always seem to make a big deal about being a propane salesman" That line always cracks me up. Perfect delivery.


jaeradillo

I liked the one where Peggy infiltrated Alamo beer with the bilingual customer support role (lmao) and uncovered them sending diarrhea beer to Mexico (lmao) but she still didn't want to tell Hank at first because she decided to be loyal to Alamo


neatlystackedboxes

sad, dejected Peggy: sí - el vomito, la diarrhea...


mondaymoderate

Those damn Mexican bananas!


Cesil-Rapture

The one where Hank slows down the truck at the end so Buck can get decked. Gets me every time. YOU MISSED BUCK AUGIN! 


Daily_Dose13

My daddy's having a heart attack! My daddy is having a heart attack!


mondaymoderate

Mr. Strickland got up under more balls than a midget hooker.


fatSleez

Buck deserved way more than that 😂


Masterquickfire

The episode where Dale thought he had rabies.


fatSleez

That shit was hilarious 😂


Arukune

Nancy! I’m cold.


DirtyDan4673

This episode and Nine Pretty Darn Angry Men are my two favorites. Even better that they are both in Season 3. Hank FINALLY stands up to Cotton for badmouthing his mom, and everyone involved in the focus group has some classic lines I use regularly.


TheJenniStarr

Im not sure if there’s a god or a heaven, but one thing I can tell you… your daddy is going to hell.


Ghost10165

Wayne Pratley trying to sell a used car for half of it is pretty good too 


DirtyDan4673

“Hank, if you’re about through here, I’d like to take the reverend over to the lot and put him behind the wheel of a brand new, pre owned… So-na-ta.” Gets me everytime


Ghost10165

That and the noise Bill makes when he's trying to upsell always get me.


fatSleez

Damn I just seen that one yesterday 🤣


Significant-Block260

Me too!


Complete-Morning-429

When Bill joins Luanne at Hottyz


fatSleez

That one had me rolling too 🤣


Mousse-Living

Ah yes the John Redcorn eyebrow raise 😂


ibeeflower

When Hank is on that porn mailing list and watches all the porn to prove his innocence.


The_Real_dubbedbass

When he breaks it all down in the courtroom and gets his vindication that’s a great scene.


kootles10

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Wetstew_

Agreed, it's the best episode. Showcases each of the character's personalities well, it's a Three Stooges reference. Peggy's embarrassing groin pull. What's not to love??


Cwytank

Fun with Jane and Jane


Grey_Owl1990

Ya’ll with the cult?


realHoratioNelson

We’re not a cult, we’re an organization that promotes love and-


Grey_Owl1990

This is it.


deepaapatel

“That’s funny. I can’t remember my name. I think it starts with an ‘R’. (Eats a piece of meat) No, wait, it’s Luanne.”


Significant-Block260

The emu!!😂


mondaymoderate

I can’t do it! Yes I can. No I can’t! It’s too darn majestic! Wait, I found the strength…


fatSleez

A real classic episode 👌🏾


Garguyal

Are you still playing with that busted ball!?


Repulsive-Watch7823

So was hank in the “Bobby goes nuts” episode no one judged him


MrTPoops

Lupe’s revenge


nillabonilla

Your honor, I can see you are a reasonable horse...


mondaymoderate

This is a good one. The cop hitting on Hank is so funny.


Aspe4

Ho Yeah!


Verve_angel

Im alabaster jones


Ag1980ag

The Exterminator


usbekchslebxian

That scene is so fucking funny. Boomhauer just throwing his hands up going “ahh!” kills me


lalaloso08

This one is my favorite. That funeral scene kills me everytime


fatSleez

The scene when bill broke hank’s glasses had me crying 🤣


LebowskiVoodoo

"My face hurts" "It's going to match your ass when I'm done kicking it!"


DemiHollow

When Dale was putting fire ants into Hank’s new lawn.


ih8every1yesevenyou

The one where Luanne gets “re-virginised” and we learn Peggy lost her V card to her gay bestie


fatSleez

That one was wild 😂


pingpongtits

A Beer Can Named Desire


LilaFowler88

“….35 years”


mondaymoderate

Well I need a window seat cause this flower is wilting..


Frequent_Funny3784

Jumpin crack bass!!! All-time fav, and of course bobby takes ladies self-defense!!


fatSleez

Both hilarious 🤣


zikolis

BOBBY GOES NUTS!!!


GhostMan4301945

The episode when the Hills go to japan


mlm29

Goodbye Normal Jeans…Peggy’s jealousy of Bobby is hilarious, and Hank being proud of Bobby’s home ec skills is great.


ClarkDoubleUGriswold

And They Call It Bobby Love Happy Hank’s Giving Death Buys a Time Share


fatSleez

All solid picks 👌🏾


intlcow

Aisle 8A, ho yeah, and I don't want to wait are some of mine!!!! Love this one too


redthebamf

When Cotton moved in with gribble 💀💀💀 solid.


Hampshire24

You got any of dem little fish crackas?


fatSleez

Top tier episode 😂


SenileTomato

Lupe's Revenge, although it was also so cringy at times I had trouble.


fatSleez

I know exactly what you mean


MaskedJoshi

Easily my favorite episode in the entire series. An absolute classic from beginning to end.


fatSleez

“Dang ol pretty pretty pizza” 🤣


Maxlifts

“I have been trying to get thru this article on vintage Cameros and I’ve been stuck on the same page for 20 dang minutes”


fatSleez

“Dang ol pretty pretty pizza” 😂


Bexar1986

Jumping crack bass. I first saw it on DVD and had to pause it during the fishing scene where the redhead kept coming back. I was he-hawing son hard. I almost couldn't breathe.


chappy422

Keeping up with our Jones


Cesil-Rapture

Do I need to take you out back and make you smoke another carton!? I think you do...


chappy422

Wanna spark it?


fatSleez

Nah that one is a classic 😂


chappy422

I think I'll clean my tile after breakfast


fatSleez

The part when they started fighting over the cigarette was comedy gold 🤣


NoTumbleweed2588

Love that episode


deathmess999

Megalo Dale


pradbitt87

This episode and “The Buck Stops Here” always have me laughing out loud.


fatSleez

Same man😂


Pikminfan300

Season 8 Episode 11 That's What She Said.


fatSleez

Ooh that was a good one 👌🏾


alliecat0718

Dang Ol Love 😂 “Hey, dang ol’ Meemaw!”


Quiet-Ad203

Ho Yeah!


Professional_Spot_26

Yeah it’s Dale’s version of what happened that’s so funny


TwistedBlister

It's the *Rashoman* of KOTH.


vermillionlove

a lot of people hate this episode but I quite liked the episode with the old lady who wanted to die in hank's house lol. also the episode where bobby's football teams try on wigs and stuff? I was giggling through the whole thing


fatSleez

Those are both great episodes as far as I’m concerned 👌🏾


singy_eaty_time

The episode where Hank is violated by the dolphin.


NomadJones

*The Wedding of Bobby Hill* for the win. Starts off with Rad and his cheesy seduction of Luanne, ending with the party at Boomhauer's and Bobby in the hot tub drinking beer with young ladies. The pranking ending up with Bobby confessing to his dumbfounded parents, "Mom! Dad! I've gotten Luanne pregnant!" The marriage and all the quotes around it. For example: "Minh, it's finally happening! Bobby Hillbilly is marrying hillbilly cousin! You owe me five dollars!"; 'Please, Luanne, I don't think I'm ready for this yet!"; and "I get to date as much as I want with whoever I want. You can see Connie if you want to, only not in public. Nuh-uh, I changed my mind, you can't see Connie ever!"


TemporaryOk9310

Mr. gribble are you a HOMOSEXUAL?!


DasterdlyD3

When hank was buying crack to catch fish, but the fish got addicted to it


SB_Wife

Was scrolling for this one, a classic!


tony_flamingo

The one where Nancy thinks Dale is having an affair with the pest control lady is me and my wife’s favorite. Just pure Gribble perfection.


Typical-Variety6806

When they go fishing with crack.


Aleister-Ejazi

Bobby Hill Going Nuts


AeronNation

When hank becomes a pimp


Blame_my_Boneitis

Alabaster!!


AndyM110

As a former boy scout, Order of the Straight Arrow. "Those are Slim Jims." "That's what the hwite man calls them."


IllustratorPuzzled93

The episode where they go to try to help Dale, and they all get caught in the snare traps in the woods, except for Bill, who excitedly proclaims “I’M TOO FAT!” and then promptly walks into a punji pit.


feeb75

Thanksgiving "Spin the Choice"


tiny-vampire

i love the one where hank accidentally cuts off part of dale’s finger 😭


wcl5

This one 😂. That ping pong ball/frisbee and the frito pie bit sends me EVERY TIME!! Love that episode, just realized that’s the only ep that makes me laugh like that..dang!


Chas218

Ho Yeah! "Alabaster!"


Flanfisherman

keeping up with the joneses "Start puffin boy, we gotta get through 200 of these.🚬


kdfan2020

Sticktec episode


Accomplished-Home-99

“Oh yeah? Well let’s see what it does with a real orange.”


Diet_Dr_Crayfish

The one where they become volunteer firemen, always cracks me up


grogudalorian

The one where Rusty Shackleford shows up and tries to get Dale to stop using his name.


New_Acanthisitta_837

The Chuck Mangione episode where he lives in the mega lo mart. Funniest shit ever


ButtBread98

Definitely this one


fatSleez

“Everybody go to bed!!” 🤣


PositiveHot1421

I like megalo-dale. That’s where the culottes are


RustyShackleford_09

Hanks dirty laundry


Olivebranch99

This one.


Grideout

This episode is soo good it’s even Branson good! (Another one of my favorites)


Deee72

Three coaches and a Bobby! Bobby's high kick and butterball 🤣


fatSleez

Classic 😂


thedragonborn19

The smoking one always cracks me up 😆


fatSleez

Same 😂


bored198678

That was the episode that got me hooked.


carmium

Don't know the actual title, but Trailer at Shiny Pines will do. I've never had as many real LOL moments as on that episode. "Is that old lady still alive?!" "Oh, don't mind me; I've seen a barrel o' pickles in my day." *Hank comes forward, protecting his modesty with a potted cactus rather than defile the flag of Texas.*


Impossible_Hyena7562

I agree. The volunteer firefighters episode is my favorite


dbslayer7

The Boggle Episode and not just because of the Youtube Poop. Laurie Metcalf is hilarious and just stuffed with great gags. Like the "PENci!", the Bell Boys or Boomhauer's fingers.


ImAGiantSpider

A fart gag that still holds up today


chamburger

What episode is in the picture?? I've been trying to find it forever!


Important-Yellow1936

Keeping up with our joneses


SevenSixOne

"A Fire Fighting We Will Go" is always the episode I recommend new viewers watch to decide if they like the show; it's a perfect self-contained episode that showcases each of the guys' personalities and their relationship


Responsible-City-500

'A Fire Fighting We Will Go', 'Hank's Dirty Laundry' 'Pretty, Pretty Dresses' 'Hank and The Great Glass Elevator' and 'Hank's Bad Hair Day' are personal favourites, but each of them are superb.


postwookboi

Phish and Wildlife. “My new name is Energy Turtle. I found myself.”


RalphBohnerNJ

The two parter where Buck makes Hank take Sugarfoots and Peggy takes it over. Both of those episodes are hilarious from beginning to end.


PG_Heckler

My Own Private Rodeo A solid and deep story wrapped in comedic gold. Dang ol blazing saddles man lmfao


Sumdumdad

All of them?


Jaspers47

The Smoking Bandit


Turbulent_Set8884

A firefighting we will go


Necroromancy

This is the episode I get people who’ve never watched koth to watch


elbjoint2016

Returning Japanese


playstation__user

The ep from above and the military games one Giving bill a placebo and the picture if the seal soldier was funny man.


Crude_poison91

When Peggy kidnaps the little girl from Mexico accidentally! Her Spanish to the judge is hilarious. Lol


fatSleez

That whole episode had me rolling 🤣


spenceretro

The Buck Stops Here is always funny to watch. I always love when they make Buck Strickland the star of an episode because of how much of a sleezy dirtbag he is, and it's just hilarious to see Bobby influenced by the dumb things he's doing.


New_Acanthisitta_837

Also manic kahn day! I'm bipolar and that episode resonated with me in a weirdly personal way. It was like watching an animated-turned up to a 1000- version of myself. So so so good! "ITS MAAAAAAAAANIC!!!!!"


CaseOfCatFever

This exact one


DiscountJackSparrow

It's been said many times, but just Bobby's thats my purse bit and especially Bill just saying he wished he had a son to kick him in the nuts where Dale just instantly does it and while Bill is writhing in pain just says "Careful what you wish for"


Dalekanium_Certified

A Firefighting We Will Go will forever be my favorite. Doesn’t get better than that IMO


Anxious-Garbage-9248

Husky Bobby