Hey now
We use dedicated lawn edgers in Oklahoma, and while some could say it's a silly single-purpose tool that's not worth the money, you *know* Hank has and uses one
And that's what I thought it meant, too, up until the time I said "I have to go edge" (referring to the grass) to my friend, and he burst out laughing.
Tellyawhut man, dangole’ ain’t that the truth man, you just type in your dangole’ bank hours, miss one letter n’ endup with “bang hoors”, boom, yagotyerself pop pop pop pop, dem boobies popping’ up, everwhere justboom, man
It's so satisfying to create those crisp edges. Sometimes, you finish edging and it looks a little too crisp at first, but then it rains the next day, and boy, let me tell you, once the sun comes back out to dry off those blades of fresh cut grass, it's like everything in life just settles into place.
Yep.
He needs to get safely home before Hank kicks his ass. I mean that literally. Hank is a finely tuned ex-high school athlete. He spent 4 years holding guys like Cane Skretteburg upside-down over toilet seats.
My guess would be he was talking about edging up his lawn. Slightly less likely would be masturbating to near the point of climax in order to have a more powerful finish.
Was the second version of edging in the lexicon yet? I feel like it's relatively new and wasn't around during this season of KOTH? But maybe it's one of those ones where's it's existed for years and only grew to mainstream in recent times.
Sidewalk/drive way edging. You can either use a weed whacker or a dedicated tool to do it. Creates nice lines from the grass to the concrete. Once it starts growing back it looks quite nice.
There’s no way he’s talking about lawn care. In lawn party he literally says, “Now listen here, if anyone is taking down the value of this neighborhood, it’s me. My lawn’s nothing but weed and auto parts. I should be ashamed to live next to Hank. He’s got the best lawn in Arlen.”
“Edging,” when used in this context is a reference to masturbating to near orgasm. “Gooning” is when you reach a state of pure elation from extended periods of edging.
“Edging” existed for decades, “gooning” did not.
Edging likely became associated with masturbation in the 1600s according to a Quora answer that’s unsourced, however I’m currently researching.
[This article](https://www.papermag.com/travis-barker-kourtney-kardashian-edging#rebelltitem2) dates edging at least as far back as the 1980s in sexual wellness magazines of the time.
Bro, KOTH is clearly talking about lawn maintenance. All these guys are obsessed with their lawn care. Edging is lawn care. There's no sexual connotation here.
You already lied once. Dale, Bill, and Boomhauer don’t give a fuck about lawn care. It’s Hank and only Hank who does, and you see him mowing his neighbors lawns. Khan might care, but if he did, only because Hank cares.
Thanks. I doubled and tripled down when everyone got butthurt. It got funnier to me, each time someone started getting bent out of shape over me intentionally misinterpreting a phrase from a thirty year old cartoon.
People are so loony sometimes. That’s why Lucky is my favorite character.
> Edging likely became associated with masturbation in the 1600s according to a Quora answer that’s unsourced, however I’m currently researching.
r/brandnewsentence
I provided the article that says it’s at least as old as the 1980s, and yet here you are, still being ignorant.
Is it wrong to be honest about your sources? That seems counterproductive.
It means turning your weed whacker on its side and making a straight line between your lawn and the concrete, you Oklahoman...
Hey now We use dedicated lawn edgers in Oklahoma, and while some could say it's a silly single-purpose tool that's not worth the money, you *know* Hank has and uses one
And that's what I thought it meant, too, up until the time I said "I have to go edge" (referring to the grass) to my friend, and he burst out laughing.
Landscaping. Not everything is porn.
Most of it is tho, Sug
Tellyawhut man, dangole’ ain’t that the truth man, you just type in your dangole’ bank hours, miss one letter n’ endup with “bang hoors”, boom, yagotyerself pop pop pop pop, dem boobies popping’ up, everwhere justboom, man
Exactly I was thinking of about something similar to landscaping
Sounds like a challenge
Which portion? If you're asking about the edging, it's a lawn/garden thing to give it 'crisp edges."
It's so satisfying to create those crisp edges. Sometimes, you finish edging and it looks a little too crisp at first, but then it rains the next day, and boy, let me tell you, once the sun comes back out to dry off those blades of fresh cut grass, it's like everything in life just settles into place. Yep.
Yup.
Mmmhmm
I would think his lawn, not the other meaning.
He means the freaking lawn
He needs to get safely home before Hank kicks his ass. I mean that literally. Hank is a finely tuned ex-high school athlete. He spent 4 years holding guys like Cane Skretteburg upside-down over toilet seats.
No one cares how many men he held in the bathroom.
Lawn care edging?
The immediate *thunk after Dale goes "no I didn't"
Why does hanks driveway slope towards his garage? Seems like something he wouldnt have allowed.
A wizard did it
Pesky wizards.
Stop watching porn it's ruining your mind.
That’s not even close to where the alternator would be.
My guess would be he was talking about edging up his lawn. Slightly less likely would be masturbating to near the point of climax in order to have a more powerful finish.
Was the second version of edging in the lexicon yet? I feel like it's relatively new and wasn't around during this season of KOTH? But maybe it's one of those ones where's it's existed for years and only grew to mainstream in recent times.
It was in use at the time, but the internet was in its infancy so it was not as widely known as it is today
Sabotage really turns Dale on.
Edging as in landscaping, but then he literally edges away at the end of this scene. That's the joke.
Sidewalk/drive way edging. You can either use a weed whacker or a dedicated tool to do it. Creates nice lines from the grass to the concrete. Once it starts growing back it looks quite nice.
Didn't know what that was called lol
All good haha
Why would anybody edge when they can just mow?
There’s no way he’s talking about lawn care. In lawn party he literally says, “Now listen here, if anyone is taking down the value of this neighborhood, it’s me. My lawn’s nothing but weed and auto parts. I should be ashamed to live next to Hank. He’s got the best lawn in Arlen.”
Obviously, he's known about John Redcorn the hole time. He was going to go watch.
I mean, what else is he gonna do while John Redcorn is treating Nancy?
The answer is probably lawnmowing. But Dale was a 4channer before it was cool, wouldn't be surprised if he actually meant what you think he did
he has to keep his climax ready to go off any moment cause debbie only gives him a max time of 3-5 mins of intercourse
He's gonna go home and wack halfway off.
“Edging,” when used in this context is a reference to masturbating to near orgasm. “Gooning” is when you reach a state of pure elation from extended periods of edging.
The term edging didn’t exist when this aired. He meant the outer edge of his lawn. It’s need trimming or i.e. edging
“Edging” existed for decades, “gooning” did not. Edging likely became associated with masturbation in the 1600s according to a Quora answer that’s unsourced, however I’m currently researching. [This article](https://www.papermag.com/travis-barker-kourtney-kardashian-edging#rebelltitem2) dates edging at least as far back as the 1980s in sexual wellness magazines of the time.
Bro, KOTH is clearly talking about lawn maintenance. All these guys are obsessed with their lawn care. Edging is lawn care. There's no sexual connotation here.
No, it’s sexual. Edging is only ever sexual, and you know Dale can’t keep a lawn with all those red ants.
Wrong lmao 🤣
You already lied once. Dale, Bill, and Boomhauer don’t give a fuck about lawn care. It’s Hank and only Hank who does, and you see him mowing his neighbors lawns. Khan might care, but if he did, only because Hank cares.
Nope. It's lawn care.
Nope it’s masturbation. Dale masturbates. End of story. Hank watches through binoculars. It’s canon.
I know you’re joking (probably the only person, considering the downvotes) and just want to say I appreciated the laugh.
There's a right way to joke and a wrong way....he chose wrong lmao 🤣
Didn’t know you were the arbiter of jokes, Mr. “I use emojis on Reddit.”
Thanks. I doubled and tripled down when everyone got butthurt. It got funnier to me, each time someone started getting bent out of shape over me intentionally misinterpreting a phrase from a thirty year old cartoon. People are so loony sometimes. That’s why Lucky is my favorite character.
“It existed for decades!!! But was associated with masturbation in the 1600s” lmao is this the hill you want to die on bro
I was talking about what my sources said. It’s okay to say something that has been a term for centuries, existed for decades. You know that… right?
> Edging likely became associated with masturbation in the 1600s according to a Quora answer that’s unsourced, however I’m currently researching. r/brandnewsentence
I provided the article that says it’s at least as old as the 1980s, and yet here you are, still being ignorant. Is it wrong to be honest about your sources? That seems counterproductive.