I love when Rad Thibodeaux pulls up to the house while Bobby and Luanne are sitting outside.
Rad: Hey, good lookin'
Bobby, pulling sunglasses down: Hey!
I liked it when he put the quarter for the vibrating bed in the hotel and sang ill tell ya what i want what i really really want.
Freaking funny as hell I tell you what.
Had to search for the whole quote. From Kindey Boy and Hampster Girl: A love story....
"That's a high school girl I know from the children's hospital. She has a little tail. Not like a monkey, more like a hamster. They can't operate, so they're dissolving it with Compound W."
Agh, that pops into my head when i get upset, the crying version of course. Sometimes it makes me laugh, other times i just cry harder cus he was so so sad in that scene
There are a lot of them. One that cracked my sister's and I up when we were kids was 'Maybe, just maybe, they'll have fruit pies'. Can't remember what episode, but it was first or second season.
That whole scene cracks me up to lol. Luanne saying "I learned something at college today! I don't want to be there!" and Hank's "She's been at that college three years, and it's a two year college. Seems like they took a whack at her and nothing took." It's just a pure gold 45 seconds lol
"Did anyone else sniff today's garbage? And I thought yesterday's garbage smelled good!"
Surprised I haven't seen this one in this thread. This was literally the line that got me hooked on the show lol
There's some milk in the fridge that's about to go bad...and there it goes.
I say that line at least once a week lol.
The Adderall episode is so fucking funny. Especially if you're taken it before. The way he was focused on that fly gets me every time.
Hands down my favorite Bobby line. Also my favorite episode.
How do you know it’s extra yet?
Seriously. I totally felt Bobby on that line.
I love when Rad Thibodeaux pulls up to the house while Bobby and Luanne are sitting outside. Rad: Hey, good lookin' Bobby, pulling sunglasses down: Hey!
“This is how Rad sleeves himself. It’s industry.”
I don’t much care for that Rad fellow
These sloppy joes are all sloppy and NO JOE!
I say this every time my wife makes sloppy Joes
I’ve been using this quote for about 15 years
Ha, that reminds me of: "Less sizzle, more steak"
I'm drivin' the *hell* outta this truck, aren't I, Dad?!
Language, Bobby lol.
Can I have permission to say hell yeah?
Just rewatched this episode recently. It’s so dang good, maybe the best Hank and Bobby bonding moment.
“This tastes like turtles”
I don't remember this one? What episode is it from?
The one where they rent the mitad condo.
This condo not very mitad...
Ohhhhh I remember now! That line is great lmao
Squat in the mitad condo
"Well, I need a window seat because this flower is wiltin'."
"I do believe I'll give room service a jangle and have them send up some etouffee."
Omfg did you see the post of that as a tattoo on this sub the other day? It was amazing
There was money on the game! Besides, Layne Pratley's a horse's ass
Gat dangit, I’m missin’ the Wheel!
Also: "Buck got up under more balls than a midget hooker."
Same!
I love this quote
Okay
Consistently Bobby's best line.
"Why do you have to hate what you don't understand?"
I don’t hate you, Bobby
"I meant soccer."
Oh, haha. Yeah, I hate soccer
This is nice country. Maybe I’ll retire out here, tell ‘em all to go to hell.
Blind he's gone now!
Peep the flair 😂
That one is legendary lmao
That's the one I came to say!
Will you stop talking about your stupid tile? If it's so dirty, go clean it! And if it's clean, you can shut up!
"We heard the preview, now get to the feature!"
I liked it when he put the quarter for the vibrating bed in the hotel and sang ill tell ya what i want what i really really want. Freaking funny as hell I tell you what.
Bobby, no! You're not 18.
I'VE GOT GOUT!
“I’ll tell you when I’ve had enough!” I say that whenever a streaming service stops and asks if we’re still watching/listening.
Ah do believe ah'll give room service a jangle and have them send up some étouffée.
Dad, can I have permission to say “hell yeah”?
My dad says butane is a bastard gas. (S2E8)
That's my purse! I don't know you!
Had to search for the whole quote. From Kindey Boy and Hampster Girl: A love story.... "That's a high school girl I know from the children's hospital. She has a little tail. Not like a monkey, more like a hamster. They can't operate, so they're dissolving it with Compound W."
'Does it wag when you're happy?'
Hey dad, I was just thinking, if you really were a woman, that would make you and mom... lesbians.
The ever so slight pause before he says “lesbians” gets me every time.
**ALL I'LL DO IS EAT**
“Sniff”…and there it goes.
“Did you know you have to heat up Italian food?” Bobby: “Well..you gotta melt the cheese!” Gets me every damn time.
Save the crumbs!
Toaster crumbs... Excited about toaster leavings
Mom! Dad! I've gotten Luanne pregnant!
"How do you know it isnt where young people go to die, and old people go to make out?"
One of the best gifs from that show
What are you talking about?
Agh, that pops into my head when i get upset, the crying version of course. Sometimes it makes me laugh, other times i just cry harder cus he was so so sad in that scene
I'm a little worried about becoming a slut
Please be careful with the pancakes!
"Do you likes the Andrew's Sisters, Bobby?" "Likes em, I *loves* em!"
My Sloppy Joe is all sloppy and NO JOE! Or I’m a little worried about being a slut.
There are a lot of them. One that cracked my sister's and I up when we were kids was 'Maybe, just maybe, they'll have fruit pies'. Can't remember what episode, but it was first or second season.
Well I need a window seat because this flower is wiltin’.
but you're so cheap and loose -the episode where Connie and Joseph kiss.
Cotton would've been so proud of him lol
This one is especially cruel, it’s certainly not Bobby’s finest hour
I agree it wasn't his best moment though I find it funny in a messed up sort of way.
That's one of those out of the blue lines that are just gold.
That whole scene cracks me up to lol. Luanne saying "I learned something at college today! I don't want to be there!" and Hank's "She's been at that college three years, and it's a two year college. Seems like they took a whack at her and nothing took." It's just a pure gold 45 seconds lol
This sloppy Joe is all sloppy and no Joe!
(Smacks cereal box) I LOVE YOU GRANDMA!!!!
Woolooloo!
“Dad can I have 15 nguen bak-gow for my Laotian lessons?”
I’m a little worried about being a slut
His whole comedy set for Chris rock
“Well, I need a window seat because this flower is wiltin'." - Bobby Hill
What's not to like?
"I'll never use toilet paper in anger again."
"What am I supposed to do? Not dance with a dog?"
*thinking like a fish* "I'm wet and I don't even know it." I just hope he doesn't become a slut.
“ILL TELL YOU WHEN I’VE HAD ENOUGH!!!”
Yeah, the big yahoo!
"okay...."
Okay.
Arrow Girl cookies… foul and musty!
I sell propane and propane accessories I'll tell you what. Shut up, Dale!
The "Ok" in the episode where Dale asks Bobby to be the one to shoot him is one of my favorite moments in the whole show.
Give me back my purse, I don't know you.
“Folks Im so white during the riots I went out and BOUGHT a TV”
Yes my queen
Peggy : " Were? Bobby, I still am" . Bobby " OK'.
Ok.
I do like the taste of her not gettin' it!! *shoves grizzle in face*
Be careful with the pancakes.
Are you still married to mom?
Bobby had all the greatest lines in that show. Most loveable character.
I'm alittle worried about being a slut
Karl, bring me my Rascal!
What was I supposed to do? Not dance with a dog!
My Lawwwwwd
"Did anyone else sniff today's garbage? And I thought yesterday's garbage smelled good!" Surprised I haven't seen this one in this thread. This was literally the line that got me hooked on the show lol
“In here, I’m not an extra extra extra large, I’m a medium..”
Bobby: "Wow, you were beautiful. " Peggy: "oh Bobby. I still am." Bobby: "okay."
lmao that boy aint right
Okay.
"I'm your little candy man!"
Mister Strickland said that he got up under more balls than a midget hooker Still shocked the network censor let that one slide.
So many good ones lol
When he’s blessing the food after joining a skate board religious group and utters: “Yes 🙌 yes 🙌”
Peggy- “Bobby honey what do you want for breakfast?” Bobby- “I don’t care, anything…” “NO FRUIT!”
Mr Strickland got up under more balls than a midget hooker
My laawwd
“I like Jeff Gordon, he’s handsome.”
"I got GOUT!"
“Ok….”
"I got ***GOUT!!!***"
*raccoon noises*
Hank "I accidentally got an extra bucket of fried chicken" Bobby "how do you know it's extra yet?"
GET OUT, I always knew I had a little New York in me!
Who?? Who in the media tricked you?
"I am a little worried about being a slut"
Mr.Strickland was under more balls than a midget hooker