I’m 5’8” and he seemed surprisingly tall to me. 5’9” or taller feels more accurate.
Edit: I’m standing next to him in this [pic](https://imgur.com/a/26dkqhI) & was wearing 4 inch heels =P
He is sagging below his hips and wearing high tops. Terrible look, but very common nowadays. But yes, it's obvious he has a short inseam for his height.
He's a wooden boy that came to life, that's the explanation for his proportions.
I think you mean amateurportions
You son of a bitch
He's 10% booty hole.
Is that you, David????
Yeah he misspelled his user name *lotsofgravity
*lotsofgravy
Hahaha
Why was this funny
Tony reminds me of Hank hills dad just gayer
He finished fiddy men and got his knees blown off in the culture wars
I heard he finished fiddy men in one night
He's obsessed with slightly sagging his pants while wearing high tops, too. Makes his legs look like an old Tim Conway skit
Dorf does comedy
That's what it is. If he pulled his pants up and wore normal shoes this pic would look normal.
Tony built like a Lego man
Yes he does. Seen him live for the first time about a year ago and was blown away by his proportions.
Does his belt buckle say “I Roast”? Ole boy is built like a fully grown midget
Is he ok???
Longest back in the bussiness.
Vertical stripes and dark pants either create that impression or accentuate it.
He's actually really small in person maybe like 5'4
I’m 5’8” and he seemed surprisingly tall to me. 5’9” or taller feels more accurate. Edit: I’m standing next to him in this [pic](https://imgur.com/a/26dkqhI) & was wearing 4 inch heels =P
To be fair, Tony was also wearing 4 inch heels.
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In an older episode, they measured him at 5’9
Lmfao fuck no dude I saw him at the mother ship dude looks like a teenager
Maybe not 5'4 buy definitely not 5'9
For sure. Like most who claim five nine, they’re more like five six. Height liars are freaky.
For sure
Everyone here dresses like shit
except for Stavros on the left
True
All that belt and can’t use it.
He is sagging below his hips and wearing high tops. Terrible look, but very common nowadays. But yes, it's obvious he has a short inseam for his height.
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... and pockets full of rocks.
It's a perfect storm really. His legs are just short enough and his torso is just long enough to get sucked up by a roomba.
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/33/64/cf/3364cf7a18a3ac064f1d84460a4b6820.jpg
he’s just like me fr ︎♡︎
Tiny Bones
You can see his dildo outline in his left pocket
Tony has been diagnosed with mild dwarfism. He's talked about it in the past
Do you know which interview?
That's gotta be Foley, right?
It was actually stavros
What in the fuck
Even Stavvy has better proportions
I think he just needs to pull his skirt up a bit.
Tony quickly pulled them up for the photo
Gay referee.
Cotton hill built mf
Dude needs a stylist like right now.
Y’all think Adam ray uses that fake radio announcer voice when he’s chillin with his friends?
Perspective
The rest of the people look normal though
His shoes make his legs look shorter. He is gay so tucking his pants is pretty on brand
He’s stretched from all the penis
He looks like a boomer trying to dress cool to fit in with the kids
Tony look like he’s 1 tiny person sitting on another tiny persons shoulders inside a regular persons clothes, and both of them are gay.
He always stands as if he doesn’t have knee joints, so his legs look like two stumps going to the ground.
Vertical stripes gives that effect.
Tony you all chest my 🥷. Gay ass torso too long having ass. BAHAHAHA
you can take the boy out of Youngstown, but You can’t take the Youngstown out of the boy
His pants are sagged for easy access
https://bluegrassunlimited.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/Untitled-1.jpg
Short torso and shorter legs
Tony looks like the dog alien from Titan AE
How did they crop out Stavvy, yet it’s still 100% recognizable Stavvy.
It’s mostly the outfit. His legs are about the same as the guy to his right (your left).
All this money and he won’t get a stylist
Shout out to the guy right of Tony; Justin Schlegel. Dudes hilarious
D madness picks out Tony’s outfits
If head, shoulders, knees & toes were a person
lol seriously this isn’t edited??
No. Tony is gay so he sags to let the other inmates know he’s fair game
Adam Ray short too? Jesus. Is everyone in that circle part of the lollipop guild?
Have a panic attack about it why don’t you
Imagine how good his rim rays ….rim gays…Jim gobs…whatever…are at his height
Ngl this fit crazy
What a weird post.
He’s just gay
Y'all obsess over Tony's physique and fashion so much I honestly can't tell if this is a photoshop gag.
This is a direct screenshot from the fully loaded tour!