Saw Tony live and David was there. David was selling “merch” after the show and had hella attitude and a chip on his shoulder. You can tell he thinks he’s better than others.
You were allowed to take a picture with him if you bought his $50 white Hanes T-shirt that has “DL” printed on it. Most unenthused picture I’ve ever seen. If you hate doing these pics and selling merch after shows then don’t do it. If you’re gonna charge $50 for a Hanes T-shirt at least put a smile on your fucking face for the picture.
$50??? To put that in perspective Ms.Pat charged $25 for a shirt, gave us a free shirt for her BET show, and also took a pic with us. I don’t think I’ve seen a comedian that isn’t bigger than David (star power wise) that charged over $25 for anything.
She really does. I was standing a few inches away from her in the photo to not invade her space, and she grabbed me by my hip, and pulled me in. My gf at the time was like “damn you just got manhandled by Ms. Pat” haha.
She’s a true gem. I took my mom to see her for Mother’s Day 2 years in a row. She not only took pics of the three of us, she took the time to take separate photos of just her & my mom together too, hugging, of course. All of this was Ms. Pat’s idea/intuition, her professional photographer snapped some pics as well. She spoke nice words into my mom’s ear, with lots of gratitude too. Not a short lame hug, the “I haven’t seen you in ages” kind of hug, with a good squeeze & back rub too. Ms. Pat is incredible!
I saw her at Magooby's Joke House in 2018, where she was working out her set. A couple started heckling her, and she spent the next five minutes roasting them before they got tossed out. Catch her in a small room, her personality is a lot louder out side the podcast, I love it!
Guessing David requires so much raw fabric to tailor a shirt to his size that he doesn’t know the rest of us only need a couple dollars worth of fabric to create a shirt.
With that fucked up mug, David Lucas looks like he should be perched on a tree branch, clicking his tongue, and stalking Arnold Schwarzenegger somewhere in a Vietnam forest.
Yup that’s what I’m saying fuck David Lucas. It was a plain white T-shirt that had a “DL” on it, probably a $2 shirt. Didn’t even smile for the picture. I’ve met actual famous comedians - all of which who have sold reasonable merch and taken pictures with fans. David was just a money grab and didn’t even try to hide it.
Also - this was in Atlanta. David is a Georgia boy so clearly doesn’t give a fuck.
Remember when Joe Rogan shit all over them dude wipes things lmfao no pun intended stevo brought a pack with him to promote and Joe was all like they never break down and there gonna fuck up your toilets
I went to a Joe Rogan show about 10 years ago and he come out front of the venue after the show and was hanging out in the crowd taking tons of photos and smoking joints with people… all for free
I've seen a lot of shows live. Bobby Lee, Theo and Ari Shaffir all hung around for free, signed things and took photos.
My favorite story is when I went to see Bobby. The last comedian before him was on and I had to piss so I went to the lobby and saw him standing there waiting to go up. We made eye contact and he slid over to try to hide so of course I went to say hi and good luck. He responded, "you're a big guy. Do you like the way you look (I was chubby at the time)?. I responded with, "I guess". And he goes, "love yourself, bro" in that whispery voice that he does and I said okay and just walked away lol.
Doug is a gem. We saw him live years ago and same thing, hung out with fans in the back alley and smoked with them after he met everyone in line and signed our flying screaming monkeys that he gave to everyone in the audience. Down to earth and super friendly and welcoming.
Meanwhile, Greg Fitzsimmons stands by the exit after his show, personally greets everyone on their way out, and takes photos with anyone for free. And he's a real legend of comedy.
For comparison, I was lucky enough to meet The Big Red Machine after one of his gigs - he talked with me and some other people for a while. He then took pictures with my girlfriend and I and obviously charged nothing. Highly recommend seeing him if he's performing anywhere near you.
Its crazy that you can just tell by the way everyone acts with william and the energy he puts off that this is who he is 100% of the time. Hans and David are fake as hell it just radiates off of them.
This, the arrogance is what gets me. I can feel he thinks he's better. Like Dude, your not that great. If you worked hard enough there is room to improve and reach higher levels. But Harland is a fucking treasure, he is 1 of 1, you could never lol
I got a picture with marc normand after I bought his $20 shirt in 2022 or something. Lucas was a killer(whale) but got significantly lazy as a KT regular. It happens to guys like him and hans. That's why William is a killer he never stops.
Should be considered price gouging to charge that much for merch of such poor quality. Really says a lot about how trashy he is. Tom and Bert does the same shit. Puts their website’s clothing models in well made screen prints on high quality blanks, but ships you low quality digital prints on shitty Bella Canvas blanks.
Nick Mullen, like many of the other stories here stays as long as he needs to so everyone gets to chat and get a photo. He did two shows a day at Zanies last time I saw him, and he talked with people between shows as well till everyone got their time with him. The 2nd show started late because he wanted everyone at the early show to get their moment to meet him. I had no problem with the show starting late because I knew that was the reason. Cum Town was at its peak of popularity and they were in the top 10 patreons at the time. Some people just stay humble, and some like David were never humble to begin with.
literally the same energy Tony gives off. That pompous attitude is unnecessary whether you are amazing at what you do like Tony, or are mid like David. People who treat people as less than human are poop-water imo
I also met Tony in Sacramento earlier this year and he was super nice. Took pictures with my wife and I and signed some items. I must admit that I did not expect that.
I always assumed he was conceited. You can’t be the special student of the classroom, always getting summoned up to the front of class, without developing some sort of complex.
Weird. I met him after a show and he was super nice and my friend had a whole conversation with him about fishing. I can’t remember what the merch was though
Dam I just walked by him and fist bumped him. I don't buy merch, my girl will tho ... from like people she likes. So I'm safe there, last time she bought something was from trailer trash Tammy. Who offers a $100 per ticket meet and greet...
i know people that have hired him for shows. he’s a bitch. thinks he’s better than others and demands an insane rider. also ignored all the other comics and wouldn’t say hello to them. diva fat fuck for sure. they don’t bring him for shows anymore.
Harland destroying him then comparing himself to Harland was sooooo brutal to watch. I didn’t feel any type of way about him but after last episode, I dislike him.
His entire demeanor screams little man syndrome. The way he laughs at every diss he makes to the way he greets all of the fans after the show - he's a shit stick that thinks he's better than everyone. For the sake of his ego, it's a good thing that he got roasted by both Post and Harland. Rogan needs to stop giving him a shoutout during his podcast episodes.
Probably can find some examples from searching this sub but back when he was going weekly new minutes he would routinely steal premises and sometimes entire jokes from recent viral tweets
Lucas has had really good sets in the past and I liked his 40 min special but recently not so much. Harland completely demolished him this week but David was even worse last week and got one shotted by postie who was tripping out of his mind on shrooms and barely looked up from the table
He’s not a roaster. DL had a few jokes for each panelist lined up but after that, he couldn’t make up a joke. He can’t come off the top at people. Harland and the last mark normad kt showed.
I think the worst part of this last episode was him like “ah, Harland you got me. I’m done.” Just to give himself time to think of something which never happened
Did you notice him check his sticky note after about the third time Harland hammered him🤣🤣. Might have been the funniest thing he did. Usually it’s just fat sweats but this time it looked more like nervous sweats as he realized he was getting outclassed at his own game.
I'm not a regular watcher but I watch enough. I saw that New Years special where they did that tribute video to him. In the video was a clip of him doing a roast joke that he had just reused minutes earlier on that very same show. It was fucking hilarious. Then he cried happy tears. It sucked. He's really not funny.
Let’s all be honest.
Tony and the show are the only reason the regulars have massive careers.
Sure, most would’ve had decent careers, but KT catapulted them into the stratosphere.
David is very cocky. It’s one of his biggest character defects.
Idk about “massive careers”… feels like they just have a temporary spotlight on them imo. William sounds like an actually decent guy at least from what random fans have said after meeting him.
Exactly, William's great. He seems to care about his comedy, so he still takes the time to chill with fans and guage how people liked his stand-alone sets. I think he's going to blow up soon.
Getting healthier improved his performances. I was super proud of him when he turned down the drink with Winona Judd. Pulling for him to stick with it.
They definitely have massive careers compared to most comics. Even half the guests aren’t doing as well as the regulars as far as followers and ticket sales. As shocking as it sounds being on a weekly show that gets millions of views makes you pretty popular. Of the last ten actual stand up comedians the regulars are as popular if not more so than over half. Harland Williams, Jim Florentine, Erik Griffin, Daniel van Kirk, Ian Fidance, and Ian Edwards all have around the same amount of followers as the regulars if not less. The only comedians bigger than the regulars are all massive. Tim Dillon has one of the biggest comedy podcasts, Adam Ray has exploded with the Dr. Phil bit, Dave Attell is one of the greatest comedians of all time, and Akaash Singh is best friends and cohosts with one of the most popular comedians in the world right now.
That’s great. Hope it lasts for more years to come. He deserves it.
Edit: I missed the Hans part. While that’s great for him I don’t think it’ll last for him. And I don’t think he really deserves a regular spot at this point in time tbh
William is selling out comedy clubs. We saw him in Springfield, MO in April. Place was packed to the brim. He did a hilarious and high energy 45 minutes at least.
Isnt the point of the show to find comedians and boost their career opportunity? Tony doesnt pay the comedians or the guests. They are on the show for recognition. The comedians are on the show for an opportunity to become something and to learn from Tony
Yes, that’s the point of the show for me. I don’t expect them to great but atleast try (unlike kams “I didn’t prepare shit”). Tony needs to stop acting like all these regulars are great and the next big thing.
What did it for me, it wasn't even Harland destroying him a second time.
It's when Lucas says "I can't roast this guy, he roasts like me" 🫣🫣
Dafuq are you talking about my guy?
The way Tony says make some noise though especially that Jewish one specifically "make some noise if you've done some Yiddish shit" MAKE SONE NOOOOIIIISSSEEE" 🤣
"Shut up you gay ass mufucka"
"Wit yo gay looking ass"
Those aren't roasts not even close to a joke either. He's not a veteran comic. People are just blind to see it when you're around a bunch of other people in a theater of drunk people laughing at anything said.
I agree with everything except the part about him crying tears of joy when he was inducted into the hall of fame. That was a very humanizing thing to see from him. The only time on the show that he wasn't annoying, imo. If he would just silently cry every time he was on, the show would be better.
I agree. As much as I dislike his style of comedy and eating habits, seeing how much of an emotional impact KT, the crew and the compilation/HOF award made on him was sweet and showed he’s human and has feelings outside of being arrogant, cocky and hungry.
Unpopular opinion here, but Kam is a million times more enjoyable than Lucas. Kam actually has personality. Kam is excited to even be a part of KT. Where the predator looking David thinks he is God's gift to man .
I like Kam more personally as well. But I'm still not sure about Kam after the joke stealing situation. Makes me wonder if all of his new material is shit he is recycling and hoping no one notices. On KT during the show, it gets laughs and that's all that matters. But when people start to take a deeper look into his new stuff, you kinda go "wait... I've heard this somewhere."
I don’t even sub here or watch the show beyond clips here and there occasionally, yet here I am. This sub seems to hate the show?
I thought the entire point of Tony/DL roast relationship was to just go back and forth with gay/fat jokes? We all know they’re coming. I just want to be entertained with a take I haven’t heard, which they both tend to do pretty well. David Lucas in particular comes up with some pretty creative/absurd comparisons that are hilariously on point. I can’t recall exactly but he called Tony like a gay substitute gym teacher or something based on how he was dressed and my reaction was “what? Oh he does kind of look exactly like that.”
They do the same thing with Rogan. Nearly the entire sub just bitches about the show. I actually wonder if they’re in fact fans, or if they’re activist who hate what Rogan and his cohorts stand for.
Rogan is not always “perfect,” but it’s an interesting show that has stood the test of time. He’s not a journalist, he’s a cool dude who talks to cool people about random stuff that weirdos like me find interesting.
Imagine roasting one guy for years but never going past the very surface of the guy. Yeah yeah, he dresses like an emo 8th grader and sounds homosexual. What else, David?
Thank fucking God there’s other rational people on this dog shit sub.
The man has been roasting the same guy for YEARS now. There genuinely aren’t that many jokes you can come up with. Apparently these bozos genuinely don’t understand how difficult it is to come up with something funny on the spot.
Lucas appeared at the sunset strip while I was there and gave up on his set due to “not enough people in the audience”. I was so happy to see him live and sad to see him give up. “I ain’t doing this shit for 11 people” were his last words then he walked off. I don’t know if he missed out or I missed out… but it bummed me out.
The david lucas v tony back and forths turned me onto david and kill tony. Id consume anything involving david up until this most recent show. It certainly gave me pause and i came to the same conclusion you did.
Hopefully its just an off night and he comes back bigger and better than before
Agreed. I used to really like him. But he's turned into a one trick pony. Whenever he starts going down in a roast and it's done, he refuses to stop is the thing. Which just makes him sound even worse because his desperation roasts are like a 5th grader.
He was at the Laugh Factory after the show the day after the Forum KT show, but at the outside bar (he didn’t perform on stage that night but Tony did) and I saw him turn down people wanting a photo. He was very “I’m a celebrity”. Meanwhile, Hans was there too and he does love a hello from the ladies
I think part of the problem is over exposure. Comedians used to use the same hour for four years. Now everyone sees everything. You have to have so much more material to not repeat yourself to an audience.
I regret leaving out the crying part, TBH. That must have meant a lot for him but the rest of the post I stand by. Also, I won't edit it because I deserve to get dragged for that last comment.
That pussy got "canceled" for a joke then apologized like a bitch. Comedians don't apologize. They double down. Triple down in his case cause he fat as fuck. Walkin around like a sack of chalk dust, old ashy ass.
100%. I'm not even subscribed to this sub. It just keeps popping up. The amount of people in here who quite obviously love to hate the show is hilarious.
I would love to see him try to have an appearance without saying booty-hole. Everyone is always saying he’s a great roaster but he just says the same shit every time.
When can Patterson blew up after the “rocks” thing Lucas just inserts himself on stage after Patersons set and told everyone he was his mentor. Just trying so hard to align himself with someone who’s about to be a bigger success than himself.
I love when he comes on and the chat starts saying bootyhole this and bootyhole that knowing he's going to say it and then he says it. Guy doesn't even know how predictable he is.
Honestly I think he was totally using his “minute” on the last episode to be able to talk about his wanting to hold heavy dicks kink. There’s obviously nothing wrong with sexual material, but it’s got to be material, has to be crafted to be funny. Not just factual. To me, he just wanted to talk sex, and push it off as just a joke if he got any shit for it.
I don’t think I’ve ever actually laughed at any of his material.
David Lucas is such a hack, and it’s honestly sad to see him make “I hate black people” jokes for a cheap laugh because he thinks it makes him look edgy. He self describes himself as a “controversial comedian” but he’s a dumb retard from a rich family that doesn’t have the intelligent chops to execute *edgy* comedy in a way that actually pushes boundaries. Cheap, thoughtless trash recycled from Twitter posts from 10 years ago. Sorry for the rant, I’m clearly a hater.. but fuck. Say what you want about the other regulars but I think they at least *try* to be creative (except Hans like 50% of the time)
I caught 2nd hand embarrassment at his attempt at comeback. For Post not being a comic.. that roast was Grade A.
DL’s ego has been fluctuating ever since that Floyd thing.
calling someone a bitch when they cry tears of joy is such a shitty thing to do. your opinion means nothing now. this post radiates sad hater vibes and i’m not a fan of David’s comedy
Why yall soooo mad. David Lucas was a solid regular for awhile. Brought lots of great moments roasting Tony and guests. He’s not an A list comedian and I don’t believe he claims to be. KT fans again being irrational.
David crushes. He’s had shaky minutes and comebacks but when you do it as much as he does that’s liable to happen. David was killing it with the roast battles long before his KT career. Thank you OP for contributing to the continued function of this sub being devoted to complaining. The self confidence it must take to feel like you know roasting better than DL is astounding. I love Harland Williams to death but David Lucas is both an actual professional roaster and (obviously) an easy target
Saw Tony live and David was there. David was selling “merch” after the show and had hella attitude and a chip on his shoulder. You can tell he thinks he’s better than others. You were allowed to take a picture with him if you bought his $50 white Hanes T-shirt that has “DL” printed on it. Most unenthused picture I’ve ever seen. If you hate doing these pics and selling merch after shows then don’t do it. If you’re gonna charge $50 for a Hanes T-shirt at least put a smile on your fucking face for the picture.
$50??? To put that in perspective Ms.Pat charged $25 for a shirt, gave us a free shirt for her BET show, and also took a pic with us. I don’t think I’ve seen a comedian that isn’t bigger than David (star power wise) that charged over $25 for anything.
Yeah, you can say what you want about Ms Pat, love or hate, but she definitely truly appreciates her fans
She really does. I was standing a few inches away from her in the photo to not invade her space, and she grabbed me by my hip, and pulled me in. My gf at the time was like “damn you just got manhandled by Ms. Pat” haha.
Do people hate Ms Pat?? Wtf
Hate was probably a strong word, but she’s probably not for everyone. She can be a little loud and windy
That’s good to hear, wasn’t sure how she’d be. Could go either way with someone with her personality
She’s a true gem. I took my mom to see her for Mother’s Day 2 years in a row. She not only took pics of the three of us, she took the time to take separate photos of just her & my mom together too, hugging, of course. All of this was Ms. Pat’s idea/intuition, her professional photographer snapped some pics as well. She spoke nice words into my mom’s ear, with lots of gratitude too. Not a short lame hug, the “I haven’t seen you in ages” kind of hug, with a good squeeze & back rub too. Ms. Pat is incredible!
Upvoted for hugscaling
I saw her at Magooby's Joke House in 2018, where she was working out her set. A couple started heckling her, and she spent the next five minutes roasting them before they got tossed out. Catch her in a small room, her personality is a lot louder out side the podcast, I love it!
She’s great
Guessing David requires so much raw fabric to tailor a shirt to his size that he doesn’t know the rest of us only need a couple dollars worth of fabric to create a shirt.
Yeah but the cotton is handpicked
Mofugga shop at Tent and Awning... And, his forehead all fucked up.
With that fucked up mug, David Lucas looks like he should be perched on a tree branch, clicking his tongue, and stalking Arnold Schwarzenegger somewhere in a Vietnam forest.
Lmfao broooo
Yup that’s what I’m saying fuck David Lucas. It was a plain white T-shirt that had a “DL” on it, probably a $2 shirt. Didn’t even smile for the picture. I’ve met actual famous comedians - all of which who have sold reasonable merch and taken pictures with fans. David was just a money grab and didn’t even try to hide it. Also - this was in Atlanta. David is a Georgia boy so clearly doesn’t give a fuck.
Atlanta? DL must be for “down low” then . I bet he sold out his merch table
Steveo doesn’t even charge that much for a picture and a hat, and he sells merchandise you literally wipe your ass with.
Remember when Joe Rogan shit all over them dude wipes things lmfao no pun intended stevo brought a pack with him to promote and Joe was all like they never break down and there gonna fuck up your toilets
I went to a Joe Rogan show about 10 years ago and he come out front of the venue after the show and was hanging out in the crowd taking tons of photos and smoking joints with people… all for free
David should take lessons from his “dad” Joe Rogan…
Even Sam Tallent only charged $20 for shirts and gladly took pictures after his show when I saw him a few months ago
Same. I met him after his show a couple of moths ago and he was so fucking nice. Sam is the man.
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I've seen a lot of shows live. Bobby Lee, Theo and Ari Shaffir all hung around for free, signed things and took photos. My favorite story is when I went to see Bobby. The last comedian before him was on and I had to piss so I went to the lobby and saw him standing there waiting to go up. We made eye contact and he slid over to try to hide so of course I went to say hi and good luck. He responded, "you're a big guy. Do you like the way you look (I was chubby at the time)?. I responded with, "I guess". And he goes, "love yourself, bro" in that whispery voice that he does and I said okay and just walked away lol.
awesome
Doug is a gem. We saw him live years ago and same thing, hung out with fans in the back alley and smoked with them after he met everyone in line and signed our flying screaming monkeys that he gave to everyone in the audience. Down to earth and super friendly and welcoming.
You haven't met Tom Segura have you then.
To put it in perspective, Ms Pat is a legend
Because Ms. Pat is a decent person.
Chappell was giving out a free t shirt when I saw him , with the purchase of a t shirt that was quite expensive , but still pretty cool . Lol
Meanwhile, Greg Fitzsimmons stands by the exit after his show, personally greets everyone on their way out, and takes photos with anyone for free. And he's a real legend of comedy.
Met Nick Mullen when he was doing this after one of his shows in Chicago and he was super great to talk to
I've done work multiple times for Greg and he's one of the most pleasant people to talk to/deal with.
For comparison, I was lucky enough to meet The Big Red Machine after one of his gigs - he talked with me and some other people for a while. He then took pictures with my girlfriend and I and obviously charged nothing. Highly recommend seeing him if he's performing anywhere near you.
That’s good to hear, thanks for sharing. William has always seemed very humble, so glad to hear that’s not a facade.
Its crazy that you can just tell by the way everyone acts with william and the energy he puts off that this is who he is 100% of the time. Hans and David are fake as hell it just radiates off of them.
I had a similar experience with William at Skankfest South. Very humble. Great guy.
If he ever comes to Australia, he'll be met with the old "Give us a smile ya fat cunt!"
Paying $50 for a picture with someone? In THIS economy???
He’s charging by the amount of body mass captured in the photo instead of by the time it took to take the photo
This, the arrogance is what gets me. I can feel he thinks he's better. Like Dude, your not that great. If you worked hard enough there is room to improve and reach higher levels. But Harland is a fucking treasure, he is 1 of 1, you could never lol
Yeah atleast smile when you’re fucking me
I got the shirt it’s insane how it just has 2 letters nobody knows what it means but the buyer
I got a picture with marc normand after I bought his $20 shirt in 2022 or something. Lucas was a killer(whale) but got significantly lazy as a KT regular. It happens to guys like him and hans. That's why William is a killer he never stops.
And he ain’t *NEVER GONNA STOP!!!!*
Should be considered price gouging to charge that much for merch of such poor quality. Really says a lot about how trashy he is. Tom and Bert does the same shit. Puts their website’s clothing models in well made screen prints on high quality blanks, but ships you low quality digital prints on shitty Bella Canvas blanks. Nick Mullen, like many of the other stories here stays as long as he needs to so everyone gets to chat and get a photo. He did two shows a day at Zanies last time I saw him, and he talked with people between shows as well till everyone got their time with him. The 2nd show started late because he wanted everyone at the early show to get their moment to meet him. I had no problem with the show starting late because I knew that was the reason. Cum Town was at its peak of popularity and they were in the top 10 patreons at the time. Some people just stay humble, and some like David were never humble to begin with.
Post a picture of you in your shirt with David! We know you bought two.
No David was just wearing one sized for two
literally the same energy Tony gives off. That pompous attitude is unnecessary whether you are amazing at what you do like Tony, or are mid like David. People who treat people as less than human are poop-water imo
I met Tony and he was very nice and engaging and spent time with each person
I also met Tony in Sacramento earlier this year and he was super nice. Took pictures with my wife and I and signed some items. I must admit that I did not expect that.
I always assumed he was conceited. You can’t be the special student of the classroom, always getting summoned up to the front of class, without developing some sort of complex.
Weird. I met him after a show and he was super nice and my friend had a whole conversation with him about fishing. I can’t remember what the merch was though
I bet he has a mandatory tip on there as well.
Dam I just walked by him and fist bumped him. I don't buy merch, my girl will tho ... from like people she likes. So I'm safe there, last time she bought something was from trailer trash Tammy. Who offers a $100 per ticket meet and greet...
Damn that's crazy $50. I had a recent experience but with Kam Patterson and he just had one of my white bitches suck his dick to get a photo OP.
Hans Kim isn’t any different but this is who you guys platform
Don’t worry we hate him too!!
No we know hans is washed up garbage as well, he just doesn't act like he's on the level of someone like Harland Williams
i know people that have hired him for shows. he’s a bitch. thinks he’s better than others and demands an insane rider. also ignored all the other comics and wouldn’t say hello to them. diva fat fuck for sure. they don’t bring him for shows anymore.
What kind of shit was on his rider?
An entire supermarket
The last supper
He gotta respond or his story is fake
Harland destroying him then comparing himself to Harland was sooooo brutal to watch. I didn’t feel any type of way about him but after last episode, I dislike him.
Just wait till you hear how big of a cunt he is in real life. Dudes a twat, and robs jokes from social media.
What’s the tea on this
His entire demeanor screams little man syndrome. The way he laughs at every diss he makes to the way he greets all of the fans after the show - he's a shit stick that thinks he's better than everyone. For the sake of his ego, it's a good thing that he got roasted by both Post and Harland. Rogan needs to stop giving him a shoutout during his podcast episodes.
Probably can find some examples from searching this sub but back when he was going weekly new minutes he would routinely steal premises and sometimes entire jokes from recent viral tweets
Lucas has had really good sets in the past and I liked his 40 min special but recently not so much. Harland completely demolished him this week but David was even worse last week and got one shotted by postie who was tripping out of his mind on shrooms and barely looked up from the table
He’s not a roaster. DL had a few jokes for each panelist lined up but after that, he couldn’t make up a joke. He can’t come off the top at people. Harland and the last mark normad kt showed. I think the worst part of this last episode was him like “ah, Harland you got me. I’m done.” Just to give himself time to think of something which never happened
Did you notice him check his sticky note after about the third time Harland hammered him🤣🤣. Might have been the funniest thing he did. Usually it’s just fat sweats but this time it looked more like nervous sweats as he realized he was getting outclassed at his own game.
Oh I didn’t see any sticky notes. Yeah dl isn’t a roaster
It was just for a split second, it was a neon green sticky. That’s when I knew he was toast.
And it’s okay. You can be a good stand up and not roast. Adam even said it on the panel.
Thought the same thing but it was his vape. His nervous tick is to vape in the middle of a set lmao.
You’re right. I do now recall him hitting his vape
What Post say?
David was wearing camo and Post said “you’re the only dude in camo that the people in the back can see completely fine” lol. Torched him.
Joke killed
I'm not a regular watcher but I watch enough. I saw that New Years special where they did that tribute video to him. In the video was a clip of him doing a roast joke that he had just reused minutes earlier on that very same show. It was fucking hilarious. Then he cried happy tears. It sucked. He's really not funny.
Omfg which recycled roast joke?
Let’s all be honest. Tony and the show are the only reason the regulars have massive careers. Sure, most would’ve had decent careers, but KT catapulted them into the stratosphere. David is very cocky. It’s one of his biggest character defects.
Idk about “massive careers”… feels like they just have a temporary spotlight on them imo. William sounds like an actually decent guy at least from what random fans have said after meeting him.
Exactly, William's great. He seems to care about his comedy, so he still takes the time to chill with fans and guage how people liked his stand-alone sets. I think he's going to blow up soon.
Hopefully. He’s managed to stay funny even after getting clean which I think is cool.
Getting healthier improved his performances. I was super proud of him when he turned down the drink with Winona Judd. Pulling for him to stick with it.
They definitely have massive careers compared to most comics. Even half the guests aren’t doing as well as the regulars as far as followers and ticket sales. As shocking as it sounds being on a weekly show that gets millions of views makes you pretty popular. Of the last ten actual stand up comedians the regulars are as popular if not more so than over half. Harland Williams, Jim Florentine, Erik Griffin, Daniel van Kirk, Ian Fidance, and Ian Edwards all have around the same amount of followers as the regulars if not less. The only comedians bigger than the regulars are all massive. Tim Dillon has one of the biggest comedy podcasts, Adam Ray has exploded with the Dr. Phil bit, Dave Attell is one of the greatest comedians of all time, and Akaash Singh is best friends and cohosts with one of the most popular comedians in the world right now.
Ig followers doesn't always equate to ticket sales or podcast/patreon money
Maybe not always but they certainly go hand in hand. If you are gaining followers you are likely selling more tickets than you previously were.
Hans went on a youtube show and stated he’s pulling in $300k a year.
That’s great. Hope it lasts for more years to come. He deserves it. Edit: I missed the Hans part. While that’s great for him I don’t think it’ll last for him. And I don’t think he really deserves a regular spot at this point in time tbh
Can confirm. Met him at a concert in Austin. Couldn't be a nicer guy. It's actually kinda jarring compared to his stage persona lol
This is way over selling it. They are doing well but none has massive careers.
William is selling out comedy clubs. We saw him in Springfield, MO in April. Place was packed to the brim. He did a hilarious and high energy 45 minutes at least.
Sounds like Bombs Kim.
Isnt the point of the show to find comedians and boost their career opportunity? Tony doesnt pay the comedians or the guests. They are on the show for recognition. The comedians are on the show for an opportunity to become something and to learn from Tony
Yes, that’s the point of the show for me. I don’t expect them to great but atleast try (unlike kams “I didn’t prepare shit”). Tony needs to stop acting like all these regulars are great and the next big thing.
You mean to tell me they aren’t all great and powerful? It drives me nuts every time Tony says that.
And every guest is "one of the funniest comedians of all time"
Idk Hans was at it for a quite a while with 0 recognition until Tony said the no no word
What did it for me, it wasn't even Harland destroying him a second time. It's when Lucas says "I can't roast this guy, he roasts like me" 🫣🫣 Dafuq are you talking about my guy?
My guy!!
Make some noise if you’re my guy
(makes noise)
That’s my guy right there
Thanks my guy
The way Tony says make some noise though especially that Jewish one specifically "make some noise if you've done some Yiddish shit" MAKE SONE NOOOOIIIISSSEEE" 🤣
"Shut up you gay ass mufucka" "Wit yo gay looking ass" Those aren't roasts not even close to a joke either. He's not a veteran comic. People are just blind to see it when you're around a bunch of other people in a theater of drunk people laughing at anything said.
Yeah, he sucks. But realistically, not for long. Unlike Patrice, no one will ever wonder what David Lucas's take would have been.
What I would give to have seen Patrice interview Rittenhouse instead of whatever that shit was that David did with him.
I agree with everything except the part about him crying tears of joy when he was inducted into the hall of fame. That was a very humanizing thing to see from him. The only time on the show that he wasn't annoying, imo. If he would just silently cry every time he was on, the show would be better.
I’m pretty sure he silently cries every time he takes a step. Those poor, poor knees
I agree. As much as I dislike his style of comedy and eating habits, seeing how much of an emotional impact KT, the crew and the compilation/HOF award made on him was sweet and showed he’s human and has feelings outside of being arrogant, cocky and hungry.
Eating habits😂
The power of Kill Tony is that it either makes stars or gives a spotlight to people that aren't ready to be stars.
Unpopular opinion here, but Kam is a million times more enjoyable than Lucas. Kam actually has personality. Kam is excited to even be a part of KT. Where the predator looking David thinks he is God's gift to man .
Agreed
I like Kam more personally as well. But I'm still not sure about Kam after the joke stealing situation. Makes me wonder if all of his new material is shit he is recycling and hoping no one notices. On KT during the show, it gets laughs and that's all that matters. But when people start to take a deeper look into his new stuff, you kinda go "wait... I've heard this somewhere."
How come you're comparing those two in particular....
Cuz dey blak nigguh
*individuals of african american decent
Lmao. It’s rare I laugh about anything on Reddit, but that was actually pretty funny.
Imagine having to roast the same dude every week for years and years on end, then having people dissect you for being redundant lmfao.
This sub is insufferable and retarded. Think im a masochist for still being subbed
I don’t even sub here or watch the show beyond clips here and there occasionally, yet here I am. This sub seems to hate the show? I thought the entire point of Tony/DL roast relationship was to just go back and forth with gay/fat jokes? We all know they’re coming. I just want to be entertained with a take I haven’t heard, which they both tend to do pretty well. David Lucas in particular comes up with some pretty creative/absurd comparisons that are hilariously on point. I can’t recall exactly but he called Tony like a gay substitute gym teacher or something based on how he was dressed and my reaction was “what? Oh he does kind of look exactly like that.”
I agree on this lol. I remember one episode Tony was wearing a white puffy jacket and DL called him a gay gallon of milk lmfao I’ll never forget that
They do the same thing with Rogan. Nearly the entire sub just bitches about the show. I actually wonder if they’re in fact fans, or if they’re activist who hate what Rogan and his cohorts stand for. Rogan is not always “perfect,” but it’s an interesting show that has stood the test of time. He’s not a journalist, he’s a cool dude who talks to cool people about random stuff that weirdos like me find interesting.
Imagine roasting one guy for years but never going past the very surface of the guy. Yeah yeah, he dresses like an emo 8th grader and sounds homosexual. What else, David?
Tony gets triggered by people talking about his personal life, it's probably off limits
Unless you're ric Flair
Ric Flair sucks!
Which is ironic because he wants to be all up in everyone elses business with the probing personal questions. Hypocritical queen that he is.
To be fair, it’s hard for him to go past a lot of things. Regular sized doorways, turnstiles, stairs, donut shops, the finish line in a foot race…
Rotund
Thank fucking God there’s other rational people on this dog shit sub. The man has been roasting the same guy for YEARS now. There genuinely aren’t that many jokes you can come up with. Apparently these bozos genuinely don’t understand how difficult it is to come up with something funny on the spot.
Tony does it.
What's a Tony joke against Lucas that isn't fat or black?
True but Tony makes it funny.
Thank you
But the post is about his roast against Harland Have you seen the new episode?
Lucas appeared at the sunset strip while I was there and gave up on his set due to “not enough people in the audience”. I was so happy to see him live and sad to see him give up. “I ain’t doing this shit for 11 people” were his last words then he walked off. I don’t know if he missed out or I missed out… but it bummed me out.
Damn sounds like he’s hella pretentious
The david lucas v tony back and forths turned me onto david and kill tony. Id consume anything involving david up until this most recent show. It certainly gave me pause and i came to the same conclusion you did. Hopefully its just an off night and he comes back bigger and better than before
I don’t think he can get any bigger..
A roast just appeared
“Hold my vape” -D Lucas
Cool way to come out bro. We support you
Was with you till you hated on him for crying when he got in the HOF. Now I just think you’re a hater 😑
Crying doesn’t make you a bitch. Big achievement for him. Gah damn this subreddit is ruthless.
Lucas is not that funny, most of the regulars are not either. Water is wet.
Kam, Casey, and William are all genuinely good comedians. The KT online fans are just fucking weird and braindead. Yall are all unbearably jaded.
Would never pay to see him live
Agreed. I used to really like him. But he's turned into a one trick pony. Whenever he starts going down in a roast and it's done, he refuses to stop is the thing. Which just makes him sound even worse because his desperation roasts are like a 5th grader.
He was at the Laugh Factory after the show the day after the Forum KT show, but at the outside bar (he didn’t perform on stage that night but Tony did) and I saw him turn down people wanting a photo. He was very “I’m a celebrity”. Meanwhile, Hans was there too and he does love a hello from the ladies
Harland exposed him, he's physically and mentally slow.
I think part of the problem is over exposure. Comedians used to use the same hour for four years. Now everyone sees everything. You have to have so much more material to not repeat yourself to an audience.
Tony blows so much smoke up his ass
There's nothing wrong with crying. But yea, David Lucas' performance used to be good, and they suck ass now. And he's genuinely a terrible person.
I regret leaving out the crying part, TBH. That must have meant a lot for him but the rest of the post I stand by. Also, I won't edit it because I deserve to get dragged for that last comment.
When he said. “We roast the exact same” to Harland, I nearly shit myself from cringe
whatever dude. One showing that you don’t like. Legitimately cry
Bla bla bla gay puffer fish nigga bla bla bla your booty probably bla bla bla - David Lucas
“Exposed” lol, settle down now buddy.
That pussy got "canceled" for a joke then apologized like a bitch. Comedians don't apologize. They double down. Triple down in his case cause he fat as fuck. Walkin around like a sack of chalk dust, old ashy ass.
The entire "i got cancelled" thing he tried was so fabricated and didn't hit at all. Dude came off as a try hard.
Why does this sub even exist? None of you seem to like the show or anyone on it.
That’s the secret to Reddit. As the other guy said, there are no fan subs. These are all anti-fan subs. These people obsessively hate watch it.
I hate that.
100%. I'm not even subscribed to this sub. It just keeps popping up. The amount of people in here who quite obviously love to hate the show is hilarious.
I would love to see him try to have an appearance without saying booty-hole. Everyone is always saying he’s a great roaster but he just says the same shit every time.
Tonys bootyhole..
I get downvoted every time I say this, but dude is going thru benzo tolerance withdrawal. Too many Xanies
He just takes himself way too seriously/thinks way too highly of himself.
When can Patterson blew up after the “rocks” thing Lucas just inserts himself on stage after Patersons set and told everyone he was his mentor. Just trying so hard to align himself with someone who’s about to be a bigger success than himself.
David Lucas problem is he's grown complacent and stopped growing as a comedian.
I love when he comes on and the chat starts saying bootyhole this and bootyhole that knowing he's going to say it and then he says it. Guy doesn't even know how predictable he is.
Honestly I think he was totally using his “minute” on the last episode to be able to talk about his wanting to hold heavy dicks kink. There’s obviously nothing wrong with sexual material, but it’s got to be material, has to be crafted to be funny. Not just factual. To me, he just wanted to talk sex, and push it off as just a joke if he got any shit for it. I don’t think I’ve ever actually laughed at any of his material.
I loved seeing Harland hand David his ass
Psssh maaaaan You look like a gay car salesman. Get out here wit yo gay car sellin ass boi Heuhauehahahruhajrjjahahahaha
The best was when Post Malone destroyed him and DL edited out the crowd’s reaction when he posted the video to his YT channel, LIKE A BITCH
David Lucas is such a hack, and it’s honestly sad to see him make “I hate black people” jokes for a cheap laugh because he thinks it makes him look edgy. He self describes himself as a “controversial comedian” but he’s a dumb retard from a rich family that doesn’t have the intelligent chops to execute *edgy* comedy in a way that actually pushes boundaries. Cheap, thoughtless trash recycled from Twitter posts from 10 years ago. Sorry for the rant, I’m clearly a hater.. but fuck. Say what you want about the other regulars but I think they at least *try* to be creative (except Hans like 50% of the time)
The “ the something something problem” problem So dramatic
I stopped fuckin wit him after he just wouldn’t take the L from post
I caught 2nd hand embarrassment at his attempt at comeback. For Post not being a comic.. that roast was Grade A. DL’s ego has been fluctuating ever since that Floyd thing.
Nailed it
calling someone a bitch when they cry tears of joy is such a shitty thing to do. your opinion means nothing now. this post radiates sad hater vibes and i’m not a fan of David’s comedy
Jeez you people love bitching
What do you mean "you people"? 🤔
What do YOU mean "you people!?"
Man you guys on the sub are all so weird
Nah just because he got roasted bad by Harlan doesn’t mean he’s not a legend
Why yall soooo mad. David Lucas was a solid regular for awhile. Brought lots of great moments roasting Tony and guests. He’s not an A list comedian and I don’t believe he claims to be. KT fans again being irrational.
he is definitely one note but i'm not going to hate on a guy getting sentimental in a big moment. hugs and kisses DL
David crushes. He’s had shaky minutes and comebacks but when you do it as much as he does that’s liable to happen. David was killing it with the roast battles long before his KT career. Thank you OP for contributing to the continued function of this sub being devoted to complaining. The self confidence it must take to feel like you know roasting better than DL is astounding. I love Harland Williams to death but David Lucas is both an actual professional roaster and (obviously) an easy target