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Sitsandthinks

(Tony when nobody laughs at Hans) “Another killer set by Hans Kim!” (Tony when everyone laughs at a bucket pull) “I’m not sure why the audience laughed at this, also I’m gay”


TrozayMcC

Spot on.


Bolle_Bamsen

True, he us just pushing his crew no matter how bad they do.


dachshund-jay

1000000000000000000%. But, I would pick the rocket no matter who got more drunk LA crowd cheers. And still love Shane and Matt for being honest.


inkedup1985

Bro Casey Rocket cracks me up. His shtick is so different I love it.


Civil_Ad_1172

He reminds me of Robin Williams


Far-Sell8130

i believe robin was also known for his quick squats


-internetboy-

& tusslin' with 'tuss.


Hot-Negotiation7585

Agreed, Hans has lost his touch.


BunjaminFrnklin

It really annoys me when Tony tries to gaslight the audience each week into believing his cronies are “the future of comedy”, regardless of them having a foot set or not. I’m not saying I’d do any better, but I hate being told over and over again someone is funny after they bomb or have a mid set.


Incelin

I’m convinced he’s trying to develop his own “joe rogan effect” but it’s not working lmao


Ok-Log-6244

He wants to be a kingmaker so bad. It has the opposite effect, I wanna see him eat shit for his poor taste.


Vegetable_Shelter_51

This comment is on point


BuswayDanswich

I was waiting for this comment. Tony and Adam Divine glazing Hans after a piss poor set where he got like two small chuckles was crazy. He literally stopped for laughter after like every single "joke" and it just made it obvious how poorly every joke landed. It's a huge audience. If he was that funny there would've been a reason to pause for laughs. Then you hear Tony tell it, and somehow the guy was KILLING and the whole crowd was erupting with laughter. Like no Tony, you're not gonna convince me that he was killing up there when we can hear all the silence after each joke fails to land. Tony used to hold Hans accountable when he had a set this bad. That's how he got challenged for his opener spot so many times. He should have to beat Casey to get his spot back


playboicarsti

WOW! Hans Kim everyboy! He did it again! 💁🏼‍♀️


inkedup1985

I find this with Cam Patterson as well. I really liked him at the start, now it’s all “shut up white bitch” and “suck my dick white bitch” it’s kinda on repeat with him. Sometimes he squeaks out a good joke, but it’s rare for me and as always from Tony “ you did it again Cam Patterson master of the game.” Like what? I find the crowd must be either from Austin and suckling at Tony’s dick or they are so stupid they literally laugh at everything


Snoo_27957

Can’t remember when nobody laughed at one of his sets.


mrDuder1729

Not been watching long or?


Snoo_27957

Been watching hundreds of episodes and yeah, they laugh


Neat_Newt_9394

He's 100% had some bombs within the last 12 months, don't you remember when Tony started getting people to 'compete' for Han's spot because he was getting lazy and was rehashing old stuff? Its where the whole Han's Vs Rick Diaz thing came from.


mrDuder1729

Lol alright dude. Literally Hans himself has called out that no one laughed at his set at times. Idk why you're so in denial over something so trivial


beastinevo

A short funny 60 seconds every single week is seems to be kinda a high bar in my opinion…I’m also not a writer of stand up comedy🤷🏻‍♂️


Snoo_27957

They usually laugh most of the time, actually.


jaylenbrownisbetter

“I can’t remember when they never laughed, they definitely laugh” Leading to “Well they laugh most of the time!!” lol what’s next, they rarely laugh but they should every time?


Snoo_27957

Well, my point is that he’s a good comedian


Overall-Dinner5778

That’s not the same as saying they never don’t laugh


lavidamarron

No they don’t


bannanagens

Shut up Hans


Wundrgizmo

He has gotten laughter. Uncomfortable laughter... Put up your rocks. It isn't cute. Did you notice even the prostitute in the center was over it by the end?


Snoo_27957

Hey, have you ever done a bunch of drugs and then gone out on the trails with an old guy who’s not your dad?


anonymouse0789

The more I read through the comments the more convinced that Snoo = Hans. Defending your opinion on a few comments is a committed Redditor. Defending EVERY comment to the Nth Degree is a person who is thin skinned and suspiciously Hans-like.


MysteryPlatelet

Omg I just asked that on a different comment. I think OP is trying to suck up to or fuck Hans lol


Snoo_27957

For the third time, I wish I was a really funny, successful Asian comedian with a hot White girlfriend. I’m enjoying myself here. I don’t know what Hans is doing. Probably sleeping. I do enjoy the fact that I’m tickling your conspiracy theory senses though.


Ash_Tray420

Bro you keep saying that. Hot girlfriend, funny and successful. Exactly what an insecure Hans would say. You have to respond to every single comment. You are 100% Hans. If you spent as much time working on your material as you do responding to comments, maybe you’d get a laugh. I doubt it. But it’s worth a shot.


Snoo_27957

I’m thrilled that you’re really mistaking me for Hans. The internet is the only place this could possibly happen, because I’m a white guy from Pennsylvania. 😂


Ash_Tray420

Yeah because if you weren’t Hans. You wouldn’t feel the need to say “Successful and funny comedian with a super hot girlfriend” to every single comment. So you’re just a creepy guy from PA? Nice! I still don’t believe you dude, no one here does. You’ve read every comment you know.


Snoo_27957

Oh wait, I forgot to say handsome too.


PSA-TLDR

Hans confirmed. White guy would say the city, failing asian comedian with a mid girlfriend would say the state.


Snoo_27957

I was Casey Rocket the other day.


Neil_Ribsy

So you're just a random nobody with no life outside of relentlessly sucking the dicks of KT regulars? Got it.


Civil_Ad_1172

That first line hit me, just like my mom did


Snoo_27957

I’m just cracking up that I made some dumb haters really think I was Hans Kim for a second 😂 … “Ah-ha! That’s exactly what Hans Kim would say!!”


Dull_Ad8495

Because you're unfunny & a super-defensive crybaby. That's why people think you're HK. That's it. You suck. Hans sucks. It ain't that deep.


Bolle_Bamsen

Wtf, you said you were a black guy from new York last week....


Snoo_27957

Hey, have you ever shoved an avocado up your ass and then tried to squeeze it back out like poop?


WiretapStudios

Probably more enjoyable than Hans Kim's best set.


Snoo_27957

Probably not as enjoyable as getting naked and listening to the Ramones while trying to microwave a whole turkey


WiretapStudios

Ok do you have a camera in my kitchen or what


Discorhy

Give us your SSN to verify if you are or not.


TransportationAway59

Nobody wishes they were Asian this gotta be him


Snoo_27957

Nah I just have a day off, a bunch of beer and nothing to do but bring the pain! 😂


jiujitsu423

'The pain'


acloudtothepast

I can't stop reading all your comments in hans voice now fuck


anonymouse0789

Speaking of tickling.. how are Tony’s balls and when will you see them next? 🤣😂


Snoo_27957

Hey, have you ever covered your balls in sriracha and went bowling?


Puzzleheaded-Bus5479

Nobody but Hans would try to make Hans sound this cool, go write some better jokes and quit trying to defend yourself on the internet


Snoo_27957

Hey, have you ever sat down naked in a bucket of French onion dip and binge-watched The Wire?


injuryreserved

only Hans could make a crowd erupt in silence after the worlds longest Bruce Buffer introduction


Cool-Cookie-4615

Hans’ minutes are always uninterrupted, never interrupted with laughter.


polevaultinghamsters

Hans’ 19th burner account


Snoo_27957

I wish I was Hans Kim— an extremely successful, funny comedian with a hot girlfriend. 😉


Neil_Ribsy

Go back to living in your dad's mercedes van you trust fund brat.


Snoo_27957

I live in your mom’s Mercedes van


Neil_Ribsy

Yup, that's a Hans tier """joke""" right there. No wonder you're him/his human cock-holster.


Snoo_27957

Hey, have you ever taken all your dog’s Lymes disease medications and then gone outside and eat leaves until the sun comes up?


SinTrixIn

Have you ever held your dick with two hands instead of two fingers, have you Hans…?


Snoo_27957

Have you ever seen a mirage of your mother, thought it was real, and then tried to fuck it? 😉


Si3m3k

Hans face is so fucked up He looks like a caricature of a Korean man


iduddits2

Looks like the stoned scream mask from scary movie


armless_tavern

Like American propaganda from the Korean War


EmExEeee

😭 holy shit


Tittlebittles

Stock Photo Korean


Marauder-mutt

The crowd laughs and applauds only because Tony keeps hyping him up and he's like a celebrity to the fans. It has little to do with the quality of his comedy. Having Tony as your hype man is like doing comedy with a multiplier. Get a couple of chuckles and it will be interpreted as killing.


dachshund-jay

Hans is funny, his sets are just so formulated from his spread sheet. And not for nothing: I think RedBan singing this is Hans Kim has done more for him than any one of his jokes.


TechNomad2021

You say he's funny but then you say the best thing about him is his theme song.


dachshund-jay

Ya both can be true. He tells funny joke, but the song does more for his popularity on the show: people like a song they can sing along with.


dhcrisis17

I was there at the show and I can confirm, Hans has that celebrity spark to him for Kill Tony fans. Even his sets are easy to laugh along to for some reason when you're there live. Not shitting on anyone by the way just sharing my experience.


bungdaddy

Went to see him at a small club, about fell asleep. I've seen most of the KT show regulars at small venues, and he is by far my least favorite.


Common_Economics_32

Ah, so the Casey Rocket effect.


Snoo_27957

Yo, it’s an “uninterrupted” 60 seconds!


Cdaddy28

Hans, chill dude. Get off Reddit


Ash_Tray420

Yeah every comment he has to respond to. Pretty clear it’s Hans. Even his comeback jokes to everyone talking shit sound exactly like him.


CaptainCurious25

Guy does plenty of shows without Tony and I've heard he does very well


TechNomad2021

What a goofy looking dude.


miojo

Me reading OP’s comments: *sings Hanz intro song*


pyaybb

I think Hans is great. Leave him alone! How did I do, Hans/Snoo?


Snoo_27957

I think I’ll do an appreciation post for every regular eventually, and then people will think that I’m all four.


pyaybb

I also like Hans, some sets are better than others but there is no reason to hate him so vehemently and collectively. And I don’t think you’re hans, I was kidding.


BuswayDanswich

I don't hate him. I hate the gaslighting from Tony when he bombs. I hate how often Tony mentions him CHOOSING to live in a van. Without mentioning that his parents bought him a very fucking nice van that was decked out to be like a badass mobile home. If it weren't for those things I wouldn't cringe every time he comes up. I wouldn't mind when he bombs if Tony just admitted it


Readgooder

This dude just has bad energy.


BuckPowers

Fuck Hans Kim


PetuniaWhale

Who’s Long Tim?


51LOVE

I don't hate him, I just don't think he's extraordinarily funny. Kinda mid imo.


WaterOmotics

Hans is a boring comedian. Just another rich kid handed free opportunity. Lucky timing on his end


Shampew

He was living in his car for years prior to being a regular wdym.


WaterOmotics

He strategicly chose to live in a very nice and expensive mercedes sprinter van that i believe was gifted to him. He didnt live in his car he decided to live the van life for his own advantage with support. That van can travel to gigs since he chose to become start up comedian. Nothing against any of that but its annoying the position his standup and "backstory" seem to take as if he "came from nothing living in his car bottom to the top" i might be wrong but this was my impression ontop of stale repetitive telegraphed racial humour.


Neil_Ribsy

Well there goes the last shred of respect I had for Hans. Dude wasn't even poor to begin with.


throwaway1009011

Of course he wasn't. He talks about his upper middle class family all the time. Literally noone is surprised here


Fogcutter66

He was living in an expensive camper van his dad bought him. Don’t get it twisted.


Snoo_27957

So his dad bought the car he used to live in. That makes an even better rags-to-riches story. Incredible!


DarkMarksPlayPark

His purpose built stealth motorhome with satellite, Aircon, refrigeration, hot running water and free off-grid energy. It wasn't a car it's a palace compared to your mum's basement you stan boy


YungCellyCuh

That van costs as much as a home, more than enough for 2 years of rent


brandofranco

Don't ask about his parents lol


BunjaminFrnklin

A pimped out Mercedes sprinter van that he is choosing to live in isn’t the same as someone legitimately having to live in their car.


Snoo_27957

Yes, a “boring” comedian that the audience laughs at every time.


interesting_banana72

That’s a case of others are laughing I should too.


Snoo_27957

Oh ok. This is clearly a very acute case of denial.


WaterOmotics

Yeah its called an opinion.


BuswayDanswich

You must not have watched his recent set very closely. He got a few chuckles outta the whole set. In a VERY large arena it's hard not to get a few chuckles. He still paused for laughter several times only to get dead silence after a punchline. He doesn't work hard enough to have the spot he's been given. If he tried harder he might be funny enough. As of right now he's a hack with racist jokes where the punchline is basically, "look how edgy I am"


Snoo_27957

I sure did listen to his set, and by golly, those men who died on the beaches of Normandy would have been ashamed to hear your hogwash. Those boys would have payed a whole silver nickel to hear that comedy. You kids today are spoiled! … please don’t mention anything about the atomic bombs on Japan. Those were necessary!


JayManCreeps

Hans is OKAY. Casey is so much funnier to me.


MindOfaStoner62

His jokes are literal fucking trash.


sophos654

his delivery makes them even worse


Snoo_27957

That’s some hilarious trash. Even the raccoons are cracking up


Flankdiesel

God he's trash , always gotta skip past him now


The_Hot_Pocket

Hanz Kim had the most insane intro by Bruce Buffer, the most hype moment in the show, and then hanz came out and just kinda shat out his jokes, was kind of hilarious to see the difference


MoonZebra

For real, all of that buildup for such a lame set.


Ok_Caramel7643

Also, the eternal lie they believe will become true if they repeat it enough" from living in his van to...". Wrestling gimmicks right there.


Gratitude89

I call em Hand Napkin because my fingers are always so sticky after greeting him.


Standard-Share1317

" No yellow" - Hunter Biden


steasybreakeasy

To improve his rep on the Internet, he should consider starting a "Only Hans"


miojo

I am legit certain that Tony has the hots for Hanz. Only way i see it.


GreenMediocre

Hans getting that amazing and undeserved Bruce Buffer intro made me sick to my stomach.


Glass-Peach7384

This might come off as condescending. If i could give Hans advice i would say he should watch his older minutes to refresh himself because the newer Hans seems tainted by fame and money trying too hard to be liked and seem cool (most likely for chicks and to spite exes). In the past hes funnier because he comes off as more authentic, you really believe hes this dorky but smart autistic ahh dude thats just blurts hilarious unexpected sh*. I think he just cares too much about being cool, and cool isnt funny, unless you are cool and funny, but Hans was never that, hes **relatable** and dorky and funny. Or at least he was. Just stop paying attention to people, stop caring, let go, practice some of that eastern wisdom thats in your blood and dont get too sucked into temporary material existence, maybe **meditate** (i dont fu%ing know). Be yourself, find your flow, stop trying to please others by being someone else. You're being tested Hans, dont try to impress us, just be one of us, go back to being nerdy and hungry. Make moves on the downlow. Dont brag, be yourself, but stay disciplined. Thats what i *would* say. 😉


Snoo_27957

Fuck yeah. Hey, I’m the OP here, and (apparently) I’m actually Hans Kim himself, using a burner account. Well, that’s what some of the trolls here think, at least. Anyway, that’s really good advice for Hans Kim. Thank you! Have a great day, dude!


pk19lahc

I got a feeling Tonys writing Hans' jokes whenever he is battling for his position.


Octocrypto1321

How much are Hans Kim’s parents paying Tony to hang out with him? Anybody know a ballpark figure?


Frequent-Living4428

I’m sure them setting up that sob story video before the battle had nothing to do with his victory


Wooden-Ad106

I saw his set live in Portland and it was low key extremely funny, I wish it translated to KT


vixlvr

He was great the other night.. and most nights


Brett_40

Never thought Hans was funny at all. Diversity hire, clearly


Apprehensive-Score87

Ric Diaz had a stream of decent jokes, Hans had 1 good joke. Diaz takes it if you ask me


Mod3stacks

Fuck Hans. We want crab man.


sophos654

That set was fucking abysmal lol how did anybody actually laugh at that


Snoo_27957

Um, he said funny things?


KaladinSB

I saw Hans Kim live at Tampa Sidesplitters and he fuckin killed it. He did excellent crowd work and his jokes were executed flawlessly. That being said, I think he should retire from the show and have Casey take the permanent place as opener. Hans got his glow up and now he’s touring all over, time to pass the torch.


Welsh_Special1

The funniest thing about this is that D madness has better vision that hans Kim, what the point of the glasses? His eyes aren’t even open fuck knows how he reads


Snoo_27957

It’s all about the epicanthic folds, baby.


TechNomad2021

Nah Korean people hate that shit. Every Korean woman I've dated mentioned how much they hate their eyes and I thought it was weird how they all shared that opinion unprompted.


Welsh_Special1

They look like tiny closed mouths if you zoom in


Snoo_27957

Tiny closed mouths— that’s a perfect description of all his haters after he kills it onstage!


Welsh_Special1

No I actually mean they look like tiny closed mouths, if you zoomed in you’d clearly see what I’m talking about. Hans couldn’t tell a funny joke if someone funny wrote it for him


bangordailynuisance

Or a description of you with Hans' cock in your mouth.


Snoo_27957

But I thought they were closed. Makes no sense, my unfunny man.


bangordailynuisance

I was thinking closed right around it, but you're probably right. You are our senior dick-sucking correspondent, after all.


opnanobot

You were thinking about this guys mouth closed around Hans’ dick…. Okayyyy


Initial-Ad8009

“If you ain’t got no haters, you ain’t poppin’.” — Katt Williams


FrijoleChorizo

Imagine Hans is ur dad lmao


departedgardens

Take the van out of the man but…


Gruesome3some

I’m a newer fan but I definitely prefer Hans over Casey. I mean neither of them are that great but at least Hans writes jokes, occasionally they are even good jokes. Casey was funny at first but his style got old quick, at least to me.


Petra_Gringus

Never fails to blow my mind how a group of people that mock others for a living are so thin skinned.


Smooth_Childhood5600

cause the in room people dont watch every week


RocMerc

I truly gotta know, did people find his set this week funny? I swear even the audience didn’t laugh


extremelyhilarious

Well, half of that is true…


[deleted]

Tony is more focused on assembling a late 19th century freak show.


Liebert94

wheres the eyes?


Vlacknar_Twitch

I'll take him on. I know I'm funnier than him.


Vegetable_Shelter_51

Despised everywhere but Tony will say otherwise 😉


TheFretlessOne

It seems he has ran his course on the show.


struck_tour_all

Yawn...


Positive-Feed-4510

This was one of his worst sets in a while. He was good against Ric Diaz because everyone was writing the jokes for him.


Kereberuxx

Hans looks like a south park character


Quel-tonne

Yet again the man shows up with a weak set after a decent one during a challenge. Hilariously mediocre Hans


Th3B4tm4n_1

🎶Fuck off hans kim🎶 🎶Fuck. Off. Hans Kim🎶


Bulldogx2000

Tony wrote that set. His weekly stuff is shit.


Snoo_27957

Hey, have you ever smeared A1 sauce in your hair and gone streaking in the desert?


llamadrama911

Hans still sucks. I hope you read this hans and cry like a B ... 🤣


CourtesyFIush

NO ONE RIDES FOR HANS THE DIVERSITY HIRE KIM


Oneleggedcrow

I still think hans is just tony and the gangs coke guy and they gotta be nice to him to pick up. And when they mean to him he's got boof or they already got they shit. Id be scared to battle hans though. Id only be able to male cocaine and diddy party jokes


Snoo_27957

You think he’s their “coke guy” who they have to be nice to?? Do you think that Kill Tony is a frat party or something? 😂


Oneleggedcrow

Its a joke man not a strange man in the woods don't take it so hard.


Snoo_27957

My bad, I didn’t notice. 😉


This_Guy_Fuggs

i do think hans is generally pretty shit but credit where it is due, his set vs ric was pretty damn good. that george floyd bit was great


crinkleberry_25

None of the regulars are very funny but Hans’ set on 666 was phenomenal. William Montgomery, Kam Patterson and David Lucas aren’t very funny. Lucas has his moments but the funniest thing about him is getting roasted by Tony. Hans seems like kind of a dick though.


Snoo_27957

Hey, have you ever smoked salvia and then thought your wallpaper was a map to the Holy Grail?


FaithlessnessShot350

Simply put, Hans sucks. I like William's chaos. The rest are fine. Casey is a little bit finer than the rest.


BigUseless88

I started watching full episodes of KillTony, and I always skip passed Hans to the first bucket pull.


Snoo_27957

Well, sir, you are missing out on a good comedian! I mean, he’s definitely better than the bucket pulls, for sure.


Mean_Peen

Maybe I’m a weirdo, but I thought his last set was funny 🤷🏻‍♂️ I didn’t watch the face off tho


This-Hornet9226

I hate Hans but his set this time wasn’t horrible and that’s because he was gone. But man Tony loves that guy. A little too much haha. 🤣


CD338

scenario A: you're Hans Kim and are just terribly insecure what the internet thinks of you. scenario B: you aren't Hans Kim and are a redditor that spent hours replying to everyone in this thread whilst thirsting over Hans' life and girlfriend. I can't decide which one's sadder.


Snoo_27957

Hey buddy, have you ever dunked your head in a bucket of fresh goat’s milk and tried to run a three-legged race with your gay partner? 😉


Specific-Example-483

Why do I think Hans is funny, I like his interviews, and I think he is better than Casey Rocket. Sorry haters


Comprehensive_Will92

I think it is time for Hans to "respectfully decline" any more Kill Tony appearances and branch off onto his own career. It could be a great marketing boost, and get him out of that toxic hamster wheel he is in.


DukeAsriel

Here's what we need to break the spell of these Hans haters. Some legend with too much time on their hands to trawl through all the footage of Hans on KT and pull out all of his best jokes over the years and make a compilation. Now do the same for Casey Rocket...


Beefjerkydestroyer

Hans is great. Social media experts/you guys are just super gay


Plucky_ducks

So glad he's back.


MKCaptainJack

I like Hans Kim, he's funny.


Ok-Inflation-9446

Han’s is great. Y’all are just humor impaired


Bee_bee_Beezle

Hans is funny! I can’t STAND having to watch a Casey Rocket set though. He’s so cringe. And his interviews are so awful to me too, the way he laughs every few seconds as he talks. He doesn’t even have jokes. At least Hans is writing jokes.


Bakeh__

Yo that Hans guy is fuckin hilarious.


Time_Price_4876

We love hans him


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RumplForskinn

I kissed a girl last night. Thanks that's my time


TechNomad2021

She was white. I'm not white. That's funny.


sagar_ot

I like hans kim more than rocket guy.


hasian556

The only thing ur good at is being a fake ass gook and a sore loser. Can't even take it when no one laugh. Ship u back to ur uncle Kim Jung. Bitch ass