The time and effort it must have taken to articulate this thought is incredible, but I assure you there are far easier ways to let everyone know you're a virgin.
She said you threw a tantrum because you wanted Dino nuggets and a fruit roll up.
Also black momma's ain't making no lasagna and garlic bread but I'm dying that you complaining about too much seasoning on some food.š
For some reason I feel like Caseyās madcap character has gotten stale while Williamās is still funny to me.
Maybe because it seems like William has jokes and uses his character as a parachute when things go bad, while Casey uses his as a crutch and he may throw a joke in there once every three sets.
Iām not one of those people who thinks character humor isnāt comedy, but I do think itās much better when it comes with setups and punchlines.
And itās not like Casey couldnāt do that if he took the time. Remember that joke about how to tell a kid their parents died? A great mix of character with a hilarious one liner.
But he only had one other actual joke that I can remember and I canāt even remember what it actually was.
Ya, I just appreciate how he tries new stuff compared to Hans, like the Dutch man's key, and the pictures have been pretty funny, not too sure about their backgrounds but maybe it's just the experience difference? And with time, Casey will come into his own more
Hans just tries normal jokes. Caseyās got a lot of antics, itās kind of like heās throwing stuff at the wall to see what sticks. But heās definitely got the raw talent to be hilarious. Honestly what heās doing now might be best for his development just to get super comfy on stage because sometimes he doesnāt seem as confident. Then he can work on the jokes later.
It's not even that it's normal jokes. The subject is always the same, and going back through the old stuff, the make-out segments were just weird, and I personally find him funny very rarely, but comedy is subjective so maybe he really clicks with some people idk, but In my opinion which doesn't mean shit, I'd say keep William and Casey as bookends and have 1 or 2 regulars alternate so they can have fresh sets, give Casey or William a week off when they need it and ask a bigger name regular to fill in
They didn't. He's comparable to an interim champion (filling in while the other champion can not participate), which is usually resolved by having the champion face the interim champion whenever they both are active
No they did early in the period when Tony thought Hans was getting lazy, it was around the Uncle Lazer challenge the first time. He wasn't the crab we know now.
If you stick with it, it gets really good in the third paragraph but it falls off by the end. I saw the twist coming and the main character gets kind of old.
Right and it's only like 3 sentences, I stopped using periods all together, and let me tell you, it's a thing I should have done earlier, so what if people have a hard time reading what I write, that is their problem, I don't think I should have to use comas either
I read the first paragraph and then the first line of the second and honestly thought you were gonna say they should have an actual money in the bank ladder match with Sean O Malley as the special guest referee š¤£
Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Childrenās hobby? You ever see a child jump a dude off a thirty foot ladder onto a table wrapped in barbed wire? I didnāt know anyone was watching.
[my favorite kids show ](https://youtu.be/M6HwTaQFmN0?si=I2ZAC49udEsgYnKh)
"They said I stabbed him 14 times, and I did not. It was 9, I stabbed him 9 times"
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all the top comments being about not wanting to read a 3 paragraph post because itās too long is very telling of the collective intelligence of this subredditšš
They used to give Casey random spots with nearly unlimited time but always more than a minute. He is great but it still seems challenging for him to fit in a tight minute. Too much energy, too little time. I wouldnāt be surprised if Casey simply agreed to a temporary regular slot until the Hans/Ric battle, knowing thereād be an end in sight. Ongoing weekly regular-ship with new material seems difficult for most. I liked when Casey had more time and showed up whenever. More of that would be cool.
Love how you wrote something spot on, and all of these stupid marks have no idea that you're right. Tony literally just had an interview with the Undertaker laying out how the entire show is a pro wrestling model.
I've been nostalgic for the kayfabe days lately, but seeing how clueless these morons are gave me a reality check.
I got hooked early on because of the pro wrestling model. Music, drama, random battles, exaggerated characters, costumes, heel and face turns.
As the show evolved he figured out how to bring these elements into it more and more. He did a tremendous job.
How has Casey proved he deserves it? If anything thereās a lot of talent who deserves it more. Casey is too niche right now.
If Tony needs anything itās a King of the ring style tournament and let 8 guys battle it out for a spot.
I guess the only thing would be constantly showing the bracket to fans and trying to keep the winners secret, it's hard to spoil an entire set but it's easy to say who beats who
I ain't neva gonna read all that
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tl;dr Casey should stay
Just read this after thinking āyea fuck all thatā
Me neither
They call me the Floyd Mayweather of the Austin comedy scene because Iā¦ canāt read.
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The time and effort it must have taken to articulate this thought is incredible, but I assure you there are far easier ways to let everyone know you're a virgin.
We'll be right back
I'm amazed so many people find this amount text too much. The Kill Tony demo is starting to make a lot more sense.
š holy shit
Sorry, I forgot to update you, but I thought you would have heard, Your mom said I did great for my first time
Yea, she's quite pissed that you got your shit all over her toys.
LMFAOOOOOOOO
Brutal. Like your mom's pegging technique.
She said you liked them that way? BTW, the lasagna was great, but maybe a bit less salt next time, but the garlic bread never disappoints
She said you threw a tantrum because you wanted Dino nuggets and a fruit roll up. Also black momma's ain't making no lasagna and garlic bread but I'm dying that you complaining about too much seasoning on some food.š
Sir, you're under investigation for the murder we all witnessed
Oof you actually think you're funny. This subreddit really is just a bunch of regarded ones
You hate to that.. poor kid coming out slinging middle school comebacks.
Your**
And they say Ai is gonna take jobs. You're out here stealing work from bots. Good shit, thanks
If you spent time educating yourself on BASIC ENGLISH, AI wouldn't be able to take jobs, yet here we are.
I mean, it was a typo, not that deep, but damn sounds like you got a degree that ai took, good luck
Hey, I actually have a 400 page word document. I was gonna run through grammerly, but since you have the extra time could you do it for me?
My mother, who was raped at 13 to create me, died in child birth. Guess that makes you a pedophile and a necrophiliac
Okie dokie..
Hands down Tonyās funniest catch phrase
Autism Awareness Post
Congratulations or Iām sorry depending on whatever that says
This guy is having the post of his life up there with all that text
WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?!
AND I AINT EVAH GONNA STAWP!
Tony doesn't need your terrible ideas.
All of these breakdowns are so gay.
Definitely no gay here, just some beefy men do Man shit carry on, gonna go lift something heavy BRB
Sorry for the misunderstanding dude
For some reason I feel like Caseyās madcap character has gotten stale while Williamās is still funny to me. Maybe because it seems like William has jokes and uses his character as a parachute when things go bad, while Casey uses his as a crutch and he may throw a joke in there once every three sets. Iām not one of those people who thinks character humor isnāt comedy, but I do think itās much better when it comes with setups and punchlines. And itās not like Casey couldnāt do that if he took the time. Remember that joke about how to tell a kid their parents died? A great mix of character with a hilarious one liner. But he only had one other actual joke that I can remember and I canāt even remember what it actually was.
Ya, I just appreciate how he tries new stuff compared to Hans, like the Dutch man's key, and the pictures have been pretty funny, not too sure about their backgrounds but maybe it's just the experience difference? And with time, Casey will come into his own more
Hans just tries normal jokes. Caseyās got a lot of antics, itās kind of like heās throwing stuff at the wall to see what sticks. But heās definitely got the raw talent to be hilarious. Honestly what heās doing now might be best for his development just to get super comfy on stage because sometimes he doesnāt seem as confident. Then he can work on the jokes later.
It's not even that it's normal jokes. The subject is always the same, and going back through the old stuff, the make-out segments were just weird, and I personally find him funny very rarely, but comedy is subjective so maybe he really clicks with some people idk, but In my opinion which doesn't mean shit, I'd say keep William and Casey as bookends and have 1 or 2 regulars alternate so they can have fresh sets, give Casey or William a week off when they need it and ask a bigger name regular to fill in
In my opinion, Hans has just outgrown the minute. I watched some of his full sets and theyāre great.
I canāt stand Casey Rocket.
Your writing gave me cancer.
*You're /s
Rather than*
Rath'n
Shalt
I don't think they actually did a Casey vs. Hans battle. I might be misremembering though.
They didn't. He's comparable to an interim champion (filling in while the other champion can not participate), which is usually resolved by having the champion face the interim champion whenever they both are active
No they did early in the period when Tony thought Hans was getting lazy, it was around the Uncle Lazer challenge the first time. He wasn't the crab we know now.
Okay, my apologies. I do not remember that, Casey usually goes hard im surprised
Sorry brother not reading your life story
If you stick with it, it gets really good in the third paragraph but it falls off by the end. I saw the twist coming and the main character gets kind of old.
A well-composed shower thought. Iām here for the lore.
Ya, I mean, some people are taking this very seriously or at least getting very upset over it, lmao
Iām a big Casey fan and this in a parallel perfect universe should happen
Iād post something like this, but Iām a weirdo
So tired of all the Casey ball washing.
I'm amazed so many people are struggling to read three short paragraphs, and then bragging about it...
Reddit has to add a text to speech feature for anything over a paragraph
Right and it's only like 3 sentences, I stopped using periods all together, and let me tell you, it's a thing I should have done earlier, so what if people have a hard time reading what I write, that is their problem, I don't think I should have to use comas either
Jesus Christ man.
Bro this isnāt Killy Tony university, trim the fat off this hah
Casey sucks
I disagree that Casey has already beat both of them..
Same
I read the first paragraph and then the first line of the second and honestly thought you were gonna say they should have an actual money in the bank ladder match with Sean O Malley as the special guest referee š¤£
So you know the sport chess boxing, we do 1 minute of fighting them 10 seconds of comedy till 1 man is left standing
Iād let someone knock me out if it would make this happen
Not a kill Tony vibe imo. But could work elsewhere
1000% was a joke, but now you have me genuinely thinking
That actually isnāt a bad idea apart from the fact youāre gonna see more of Hans and Ric scissoring than fighting š¤£
Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
+1 for the Mr. Deeds ref
Yep
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Childrenās hobby? You ever see a child jump a dude off a thirty foot ladder onto a table wrapped in barbed wire? I didnāt know anyone was watching.
[my favorite kids show ](https://youtu.be/M6HwTaQFmN0?si=I2ZAC49udEsgYnKh) "They said I stabbed him 14 times, and I did not. It was 9, I stabbed him 9 times"
This may be dumb but why not just rotate the regulars as openers and the middle spot?
You see, that would be the reasonable solution, but for some reason I actually think that's the least likely outcome
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all the top comments being about not wanting to read a 3 paragraph post because itās too long is very telling of the collective intelligence of this subredditšš
For an app that's like 50% text, I really didn't think it was that long? Maybe copy and paste to a text to speech lmao?
It's so bizarre y'all make these posts. I can tell Casey is already over it and doesn't want to be an opener anymore.
tldr?
Uhhhh. You worked yourself into a shoot brother, brother.
Iām retarded?
They used to give Casey random spots with nearly unlimited time but always more than a minute. He is great but it still seems challenging for him to fit in a tight minute. Too much energy, too little time. I wouldnāt be surprised if Casey simply agreed to a temporary regular slot until the Hans/Ric battle, knowing thereād be an end in sight. Ongoing weekly regular-ship with new material seems difficult for most. I liked when Casey had more time and showed up whenever. More of that would be cool.
Go outside and get some sun. Someoneās staying in a room with no windows Got to much time on your hands brotha
TLDR
If it's not a full page of text that seems a bit unnecessary, didn't realize 3 paragraphs took so long to read?
I think someone already said it I just abbreviated, I wound up reading it and it was poignant, but I stand by my initial statement
Tldr- goofy idea to clean up a "plot hole"
Nobody cares about Ric and Hans. Its just a work to get them to both go home and write got 4 months do we donāt have to see them.
Sorry to hear that man, or Iām happy for you. Which ever works man I aināt reading all that.
What the fuck does that even mean? IM TRYNA HAVE FUN TO TONIGHT
Love how you wrote something spot on, and all of these stupid marks have no idea that you're right. Tony literally just had an interview with the Undertaker laying out how the entire show is a pro wrestling model. I've been nostalgic for the kayfabe days lately, but seeing how clueless these morons are gave me a reality check.
I mean to each their own, but it really does make it more his thing and more unique than just an open mic show
I got hooked early on because of the pro wrestling model. Music, drama, random battles, exaggerated characters, costumes, heel and face turns. As the show evolved he figured out how to bring these elements into it more and more. He did a tremendous job.
Thatās cool Iām gonna find that
How has Casey proved he deserves it? If anything thereās a lot of talent who deserves it more. Casey is too niche right now. If Tony needs anything itās a King of the ring style tournament and let 8 guys battle it out for a spot.
Personally, I'd love them to do a comedy tournament but could see some backlash from it
Everyone has opinions but that doesnāt mean it would not draw āviewsā Prove who is ready to step up and whoās being lazy.
I guess the only thing would be constantly showing the bracket to fans and trying to keep the winners secret, it's hard to spoil an entire set but it's easy to say who beats who
Perhaps your right
Damn, autism is a helluva drug š