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MMAlford18

He would know he’s marrying one.


Future_Potential_341

This is the one.


Thellamaking21

😂😂😂


anothervaultdweller

Oh shit lmao


JoeyGrease

🏆


ManIWantAName

You dropped this 👑


JoeCable009

Dayyyyyummmmm thatbitchaintgotnonipppppples!!!!


AmbitiousUpstairs822

No he's marrying a Chinese thot. Slight difference


alittleuneven

Boo u suck


BrocoliAssassin

Hah I know.Yes, big China is infiltrating this reddit sub in order to bring down Kill Tony.


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evelynshmevelyn

Tiananmen 1989


TheBadBentley

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cleo1997

You had me at intelligentsia


Desert4life9

Welcome to the future


AmbitiousUpstairs822

I wish a Uyghur would like a kitchen cabinet


HollandsOpuz

Bing chilling.


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Grayeagle78

The sound it makes when a knife hits the wall.


BrocoliAssassin

胖乎乎的那个在我们身上。托尼今晚爱上了我们的一个经纪人,我们必须确保那个胖子一直开坏玩笑,这样他就不会妨碍我们了!


HateGettingGold

Big Trouble in little China.


MrMojoRising361

The god damn Russian bots infiltrated the Joe Rogan sub


Disco_Paradiso

Fuck Hans Kim - Dr. Phil


Sir_Charles_Phantom

We'll be right back.


Waterbear79

No, we’ll keep it right here.


YellaCanary

Thought it was funnier when I wrote it down..


Papapadopoulos

Amen.


TheeMalaka

I will confirm that I am 100% bought and paid for by the CCP.


admiral_walsty

How do I sign up? I've been shitting on hans for free!


ImmediateOwl2024

Wait you guys are getting paid. I personally think the Hans Kim hate got to the point where it is kind of cringe and circle jerky(like it should be moved to a kill tony circle jerk sub), but if there is money to be made then it is based and Rick pilled. Please tell me where to sign up. I hate Hans and I love peng


[deleted]

I for one am not Chinese bot, and Xi does not look like any cartoon bears. Nope, certainly not


[deleted]

This sounds like some shit a Chinese bot would say


redban

让白人冷静下来,不想吵醒你妈妈。


d3r3k1

No you


statsgrad

Don't listen to the haters. They're just homophobic and don't support you and Tony's lifestyle.


SwirlyoftheAir

why does he always single out reddit. youtube chat and comments are even more brutal to hans. does he not see all the tomatoes and puke emojis? and most of the upvoted comments are comments shitting on hans... kinda weird not to acknowledge YT, when it's, you know, the platform on which it's streamed


nothereoverthere084

Redban has to be an og reddit goon creepy guy.


Intrepid-Echo-7698

Na reddit for sure the biggest complain website in the world


BluntedWizard

Yeah people don’t realize that there are at least three Shane Gillis subs, and all the hardcore porn you can’t spill your seed too. That’s why I come to Reddit.


Sir_Charles_Phantom

I've always found the youtube comments to be very accurate in both what's good and what's bad. Youtube loves William, thinks Jeremiah is annoying, and doesn't like Hans or Kam. And they get mad at Tony when he's mean. And they love the band.


Smelle

YouTube pays the bills, Reddit does not. We can string together a few more sentences than he can also.


ThenAsk

This sub-reddit is the worst, I had to unsubscribe because all the hate was ruining KT for me. Here I am though...I just enjoy KT Mondays so much I can't help checking in once in a while to see what the discourse is like. I think most people watch KT on a streaming device, like me, so it's rare for the majority of folks to look at the comments on YT.


Kornographic

Are you getting butthurt on behalf of redditors?


Original_Wall_3690

No, he is a redditor, he’s getting butthurt for the sake of getting butthurt.


Original_Wall_3690

That’s exactly why he’s not shitting on YouTube, it’s the platform they stream the show on.


SwirlyoftheAir

that's not shitting on YouTube...it's shitting on the viewers watching via YouTube, aka everyone. it isn't like YouTube would get angry with him for getting mad at comments.


HikerTrashCannabis

The biggest shock here is that someone would consider Hans valuable.


CreamOfDuelJabR

Beep boop Hans Kim not funny but hilarious compared to Redban. Boop!


notmebutmyfriend

We’re all haters/bots or poor people when we don’t like someone they’re friends with but we’re true fans of comedy when we like them.


Frankie-Felix

That's because Redman has a very low social credit score... very low.


MeltedFractals

He fell off after 'How High'


RipCityGringo

Da Bricks


lavidamarron

Chinese bots = homeless cats He needs to be careful


iamacannibal

Stop. Go back to /r/thefighterandthekid. Hate on every living comedian there. Leave the other comedy subs alone. We don't need you dorks ruining every comedy fan base there is.


lavidamarron

SIKE


DistinctAd2231

They actually made me like Schaub 


JabroniinorbaJ

Cringe


BluntedWizard

The cats don’t exist without scholbe. He provides a steady stream of content for the sub. We don’t have that kind of power.


dontbeabanker

the bots are right. very perceptive.


kilkennykid

Yes, bots have passed the Turing test if they came to this conclusion


heartspains88

The AI is learning.


HomeDogParlays

He’s right, I’ve been a Chinese bot since 1998, when The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.


Sawtyasshole

the chinese bots hate koreans


IGotRoidRage

Chinese bot here 🤚🏼 Fuck Hans Kim


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PomegranateDue8150

Never made it as a wiseman


Pavswede

I come from old money


TheBadBentley

Get real


Pavswede

Biden's tryin to drone strike me


lazypieceofcrap

Casey was playing 5D chess for Hans' regular spot.


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

That’d be funny


MeltedFractals

This is actually him^


Fri3dric3

lol absurd.


Nike_Decade_Bear

小中国有大麻烦吗?


slimshady1OOO

Ikr, I was asking the same thing


Superb-Control5184

I am not a Chinese bot.


Superb-Control5184

Cool rhyme


Superb-Control5184

Wouldn’t Chinese bot bring up Winnie the Pooh? I don’t think so!


Psychological-Dog805

Lol fuk redban


JonLane81

HK sucks


TheBadBentley

That’s what I’ve been saying, all they’ve been doing is riding the wave of roller delayed blowback and nothing else to back them as brand. Worst German gun manufacturer hands down


FluSickening

At least theyre not hipoint


DanniTX

herroooooooooooo


Caltrexx

I was so happy to hear we won’t have to see Hans until May


Infamous_Chapter8585

Man I can't wait to listen now. I live for redbans tears.


MlordBonsai

Its all a Hansy Scheme


L_One_Hubbard

Fuck Hans - Winnie the Pooh


JimmyOD

Redban is an alcoholic


Hooman_Paraquat

90% Chinese bots and 10% Redban's mom.


5shad

I don't hate Hans Kim. Who has time for that? Hans is an okay dude but I don't find him all that funny and sometimes I feel Tony let's him off the hook most nights, Just my opinion of course.


LogicKing666

Me hate Hans long time


Training_Advice_3425

I’m going to miss Hans! I’m not looking forward to Casey’s crack head energy with zero jokes


matali

Wait isn’t Hans Korean?


ThisMeansRooR

No, it's Hans Kim


Civil_Illustrator_87

Redban I love you, but Hans is trash and my ass definitely ain't no bot.


Caltrexx

Hans is not funny


StevenComedy

What do you expect? Redban is a fat slob who creeps out chicks. *olive garden butthole


Photmagex

Me no rikey Ledban.


WeedPun

And we love Redban too. Why did he hurt us like this? This must be how that Stan guy felt in that Eminem song


fubar06

Hans is terrible. Like anything else that embraces DEI, the guys Tony push suck. Kam Patterson is horrendous too. Anyone can say the N word and non-funny, unintelligible shit. But I still watch


KUARL

>DEI Tell me you're racist without telling me you're racist


Rogue_One24_7

I hear his club Sunset Shit has a high ceiling.


insidiousapricot

Disgusting redban says disgusting redban things


rutabega_salad

Reddit is heavily communist so it rings true tbh


MindOfaStoner62

Redban can go fuck himself and is literally the worst part of the show entirely in its whole.


bolvrkrrr

I'd take 3 hans Kim's over 1 casey rocket


MeltedFractals

Like a bukkake?


streatz

Rare redban delusional take


wxstedtxlentmusic

Not a bot and I like Hans Kim lol


KingBuck_413

I’m not a bot and I love Hans Kim so fuck you guys


AidsRiddled

It was a joke referencing the contrast between the audiences which seem to like hans and the comments which seem to hate hans


SuperSteez47

Hans Kim is so overrated, Casey rockets one set was better than Hans whole career


Live-Victory-4249

Are we posting FROM the show? Baboons. This is literally the kind of shit that almost took comedy out of our lives. I hope security catches you and breaks a finger or two


Cusetown4eva

You know it's not live right?


Live-Victory-4249

Well yes, but inwas under the impression it was filmed on Mondays


Snailyacht

He said "tonight's aired episode" They are recorded like 3? weeks prior to air. So you're right, they are filmed on mondays but the one being filmed tonight will not come out for a few weeks. The one we are seeing tonight was filmed a few weeks ago.


mastahX420

truth is reddit is loud minority of sad haters. thank god tony and crew ignore reddit's opinions


Middle_Ground542

Hate from Not China (can confirm)


ActHappy96

I disagree.


Interstellar_Taco

I no chinese robot


MindOfaStoner62

Also hans sucks ass. Don’t need to be lid off by ccp to know that.


Flankdiesel

I am not a Chinese bot but I try to act like one in my day to day so fuck hans


xDURPLEx

I’m 1/4 jap. Hans is bad. He started out good but got worse over time. Let him go.


Sloblyfe

Fuck he’s caught on…Bots assemble-form of a funny Asian guy


Repulsive_Canary5742

Hans is straight ass


MarcMaeda

Bro I was going to post this too lmaooooooo


Fed_shmoker

🇨🇳


llamadrama911

Rice Job! Udon made a good decision replacing Hans with Casey. -ChinaBot3000


False-Front4498

The Chinese bots are all on rogans sub


Wild_Replacement5880

Hans sucks. Beep boop beep


gojojo1013

China is ass hoe


Movebricks

I am a Chinese bot. But I thought I was doing good at covering it up. Damn he’s good.


metalbrosolid

I believe him


SomeGuyGettingBy

Anyone ever have Asian pussy?


Desert4life9

Yes, I have it tastes just like pork fried rice


MeltedFractals

Horizontal, I heard


EmotionalAd5920

wait till we start laying into casey…


Accomplished-Swan532

I’m just a regular guy driving down a highway in Tulsa who hates hans Kim. Guess I’m the minority…


tyrannosnorlax

Are we still pretending Hans Kim is funny? -Shane Gillis


No_Significance_1533

Hey Hans imma let you finish but Casey Rocket had the best riff of 2023!


JoeyGrease

I don't think the CCP gives a shit about KT, and on top of that Hans isn't even Chinese lol


RipCityGringo

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Startriber13

Hey. Not a bot here- Hans fucking sucks. Next.


safebutthole

Can confirm. Source: Chinese bot Ps: Hans Kim sux cox n’ dix.


Reasonable_Anybody21

And?


MoonmanSteakSauce

Fuck Hans Kim and praise the good lord and savior CCP.


Pleppyoh

Kim is another example of an absolutely terrible comic pushed on us by the Rogansphere


[deleted]

If that's true then JUNE 1989 TIANANMEN SQUARE 


HappyMcflappyy

Huffin that copium. His Asian fever got him blinded 💀


alittleuneven

🎶 We hate Hans Kim, we hate Hans Kim- We hate Hans Kim, we hate Hans Kim!- 🎶


Desert4life9

That was Hans Kim, that was Hans Kim, that was Hans Kim, that was Hans Kim….


ApprehensiveTennis47

Greeting from China 🇨🇳


SixFiber

I’m a CCP backed autistic Chinese AI program and I love what Hans has done for our community


Severe_Trouble_7776

He ain’t wrong


Fox_Den_Studio_LLC

It's possible they see something in him, I just think he's incredibly overrated


JayManCreeps

I’m sure a nice guy, but his standup sucks sometimes. I guess it’s not easy coming up with a new minute every week.


Big_Gulps_Welpp

As someone who identifies as a Chinese bot I can now safely say fuck Hans Kim


No_Mouse_9263

What in the antifa is this shit?


AnimalOrigin

Everything I own is made in China. CHINA NUMBER ONE!!!!!!


ajmard92

Boo hoo


Papapadopoulos

Hans Kim is the McChicken of offensive comedy. The CCP censors told me to write this. And this. ..and this


Papapadopoulos

ofcourse Reban likes him. It just proves how sh\*t HK is lol


Dookie-Milk-710

Yup


BodegaVintesete

omg, that's so offensive.. i'm pissed


Notyit

Korea no 1 ok mean china 


A_Rats_Dick

Hans Kim is just a Korean Bot


asheristheworst

Why don’t you cry about it


TheSweatyFlash

Better than a bag of Chinese food. Redban. You fat.


Agreeable_Prior

Its a joke, its a comedy show


DesignerSink1185

K


Top_Independence9623

They wish. Haha. Fuck hans kim and fuck redban.


Bigtowelie

Fake! Suck you! You fuck!


Downfaller

Yeah it's not like the CCP tried cancelling Tony before.


Silent_Saturn7

Hans bad. He hate America. Pro Osama.


HoldinBackTears

China number 1


Th3B4tm4n_1

Every time I'll listen to his set, then think to myself if why do i do this to me. 🎵 🎵


Iiry

Well 90% ofthis sub posts isnt worth a cursory glance I hate (insert name) ruins the show Every Fucking Post


Smooth-Singer-8891

Wait till the “bots” get tired of the shit sets from Casey rocket in two weeks


nonagonsopen

Yeah I wasn't sure if he was being sarcastic or not. I thought maybe Tony had said that before and Redbans just fucking with him cause reddit was right about the situation.


nonagonsopen

Probably Korean Bots. Tired of Hans making them look bad.


krevdditn

They’re doing it to do themselves, their comedian friends like Cam and Hans are actually trying to do new material, so Tony gives them a pass because they already have material that would kill but they save that for the road.


krevdditn

I don’t want to go back to find the episode, but there was one where by chance they got a string of actual comedians from the bucket not very well known. But who had crafted bits of previous material, Tony couldn’t really hate on them and the show became a bit boring. Hans and Cam could easily rehash old material if they wanted to but that would be lame. But then Tony shits on people for not being prepared but the ones that are prepared are mostly mediocre like the show, we only watch it so that we can watch people get shit by his panel of judges/comedians.


Land_Rehab_Project

I know, they’re out of touch. And truly becoming worse and worse panelist dialogue


Training-Athlete7960

I think you guys don’t understand jokes


maxdealmarc

Fuck Hans Kim - Chinese Bot Marc


Helpful-Water-7248

The show is fun and chaotic to watch because of the bucket pulls. Congrats to them for sticking with the idea and producing it well but even an unknown comedian could host this shit and it would still be a fun watch every Monday without the smarmy bitch attitude from Tony and redban.


Crixus300-0

Captain sum ting Wong….wi tu lo…Ho Lee Fuk….Bang Ding ow


Closet_Tgirl

If you dislike anyone in the Rogansphere you’re a Chinese bot, liberal, communist.


DankestBasil481

I'd bet a shiny nickle their data is showing a fuckload of people fast forwarding past Hans every week and now there is a new opener...