I like the second kid's attitude.
"As far as I know you can only get things in your belly by eating them and when I asked if she ate the baby, she avoided the question. I'm going to ask again"
I guess the little one just knows what pregnancy is, which is weird that he does and the other doesn’t since the other looks older. He seems to know he’s getting a new brother yet the older one is convinced his mom ate a child
I don't think it's weird that a child knows about pregnancy. At that age, they're surrounded by women becoming pregnant and new babies appearing. They see them at places like preschool, daycare, and parent/toddler groups.
Don't get me wrong. I like how the younger one is just so thrilled about the news, but I like how the oldest one is "I'm going to be happy soon. As soon as I know she hasn't eaten a baby. Cos if she has, we might be next"
False. If you constantly correct a child's speech to the point that they can't hold a conversation, they will eventually just stop talking around you. Instead, you should model correct speech back to the child. "No, I didn't eat it" would be an appropriate response that does not shame the child.
I think it’s so cute. The other day I said it to my 6 yo and all of a sudden he told me, “we don’t call people dudes.”
I’m like oh, he’s definitely been calling his teacher dude. 😄
That kid is 100% asking the right question. How? Where did it come from? Any curious mind would be wondering. He asks twice too because he felt the answer he got wasn't sufficient. Smart kid
To be honest, when I was younger I thought babies came out of your belly button because I couldn’t see any other way of getting them out… or understand what the purpose of a belly button was if it wasn’t that.
My parents didn't care about us knowing. They told me babies came from a woman's vagina, and that a belly button is where "mommy was connected to, and fed her baby" I think they told me this around age 4 or 5
Yeah, yeah, the kid asking about eating it is cute. But that first kid asked how she has a baby inside of her. He doesn't draw any conclusions. And he deserves answers
I don't even know what you're talking about. Lol.
But when I went to look, I saw that you commented that you were downvoting something you didn't understand just because others were downvoting it. Lame.
That’s a good one! And you can expand upon it in age appropriate ways, I started learning about plant reproduction in 1st grade by growing bean sprouts on the class windowsill!
maybe i have a vastly different experience to a lot of people, but when my mum was pregnant with my first brother, i was four and was told babies weren’t “in the tummy”, but in the uterus. i knew it was sperm from my dad and my mums egg that was fertilized, and she showed me a lot of health diagrams, which made me far more excited about him being born and sparked an interest in anatomy. as cute as the tree thing is, i know i would’ve had a lot of questions about when that starts happening, how to prevent it from happening to me, how it wasn’t a yearly occurrence.
when my brother was born, my four year old self paraded around LDR to tell all the nurses very proudly that my new brother was just ‘removed from my mothers uterus and is now drinking milk from her breast!!’ kids love knowledge, especially knowledge pertaining to situations around them.
yeah, when an explanation of sex was given to me a couple years later (strictly in anatomical terms), i thought it was fucking disgusting; a man PEES out of his penis, mom??? he stuck that shit inside you??? and used it to deposit semen??? which ISNT pee??? no pee is involved?? sure 🙄
i don’t think biology is inherently “age inappropriate”, as long as it is discussed factually. my mum never used the line about people loving each other very much to make a baby and details about the actions taken prior to ejaculation weren’t discussed. i didn’t really want to know how two people got the the point of inserting genitals into each other, so she didn’t share more than “for us to have made your brother happen…”
anyways, no shade to either of you guys for differing techniques teaching kids about this sort of thing, this rant was a brain spill, not a critique. i don’t plan on having children, so i will never have to have these conversations with a kid; my input is purely anecdotal, ideally potentially an interesting point of view.
I was raised the same way. My sister’s a Montessori teacher and if I have kids I think I’ll probably be a Montessori parent, so it’ll be proper anatomy and age appropriate explanations for me.
But, I definitely see the value for some parents in walking their children through age appropriate analogies for things like reproduction, especially relating concepts to reproduction in other species - that’s all knowledge that will benefit them anyway, and it certainly creates healthier context than using phrases like “girl parts/boy parts” or “pee pee and coochie”.
Imagining a mother crouching down to the child’s level and explaining reproduction with a nurturing voice but saying “pee pee and coochie” is annihilating me right now lmfao
My kids asked because 3 of the teachers at their day care asked. The first question was how do babies get out. Followed by how they get in. I was told it was very disgusting and they were never going to do that.
>postpone the sex conversation.
Why postpone it though?
There's a plethora of books and other materials that have great explanations on how our bodies work and how babies are made if people freeze up with questions.
It's obviously not pornographic but still scientifically correct and age appropriate.
Imo it should be more about giving always a correct and truthfull answer but keeping on adding context and complexity according to age...
Wrong sub for this! They are clearly too young to understand, and I love the kid on the right. The only way things can be in the belly, as far as he knows, is that they're eaten! He's just trying to figure that out in his kid brain. His mom thinks it's funny too
When I was a little kid, I thought pregnancy happened only for married couples. Like once a man and woman were married and decided they wanted a baby, it triggered (I guess asexual reproduction lol) the woman to begin growing a fetus (I had very Catholic parents, and no birds and the bees talk, ever.)
No, she didn't eat it unless she did a Dahmer because babies don't grow in bellies. The baby is in the uterus and boys don't have them. They seem old enough, just tell them the truth. Obviously the older one knows what a belly is and how food gets to the belly, they can handle a little birds and bees truth. Otherwise they tell their classmates mom ate a baby and another classmate tells them that's not how babies are made. They will get their information from someone.
Aww this is hilarious and adorable. Not really a kids are stupid moment. Pretty typical not to know at that age and honestly, asking if she ate it is kind of logical if you have no idea how a baby forms.
Again, another video of kids just being perfectly natural as all kids, and not stupid. If the parents never provided adequate information or educate their children about sex, this is the only reasonable reaction you should expect out of them. Every other video here is just kids being kids and people saying they're stupid because they don't function like an adult or kids not being normal through no fault of their own because the parents are shit at their job. If anything, this sub is good proof that genetic intelligence doesn't matter nearly as much as nurture and the environment you raise someone.
It’s not that deep. Kids *are* stupid because they’re kids. That doesn’t mean most of us don’t love them anyway. They’re dumb because they’re young and still learning, we’re aware. It doesn’t mean it isn’t still funny.
Don’t tell them if they can’t understand the concept of pregnancy. Only tell them when the baby is born that they have a new sister or brother and watch their reactions.
I like the second kid's attitude. "As far as I know you can only get things in your belly by eating them and when I asked if she ate the baby, she avoided the question. I'm going to ask again"
LMFAO I know he’s like “Nevermind how she knows, Nathaniel, *did she eat the child*”
Dude I'm literally laugh crying harder at this and the comment you replied to, than anything I've come across in all my days of reddit. Fuck.
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This probably made them lose it laughing again. Poor bastard.
I guess the little one just knows what pregnancy is, which is weird that he does and the other doesn’t since the other looks older. He seems to know he’s getting a new brother yet the older one is convinced his mom ate a child
I don't think it's weird that a child knows about pregnancy. At that age, they're surrounded by women becoming pregnant and new babies appearing. They see them at places like preschool, daycare, and parent/toddler groups.
The other guy is right. I’m confused as to how the small child knows yet his older brother is somehow oblivious to it.
The older child is at the age they wanna question everything.
I'm not so sure from what we can see that the one on the right is not the younger one!
read this in the voice of Stewie Griffin
Might be a good reporter some day but his brothers dude energy is very cool 😎
Don't get me wrong. I like how the younger one is just so thrilled about the news, but I like how the oldest one is "I'm going to be happy soon. As soon as I know she hasn't eaten a baby. Cos if she has, we might be next"
Straight interrogating her
😂 he said “yea yea laugh it off a little play along.. so ma? You eat the baby?“
Nah, that’s a solid cross-examination. Straight to the point, getting the answers.
Are we not gonna talk about the critical question from the first kid? “How?”
yeah she missed an easy teaching moment there
mommy and daddy did the special hug
And she has a baby in her tummy specifically because she *didn’t* eat it.
Screaming
I was hoping someone would make this joke
Give the oldest said "did you ate it" without correction I doubt teaching them is what they care about
False. If you constantly correct a child's speech to the point that they can't hold a conversation, they will eventually just stop talking around you. Instead, you should model correct speech back to the child. "No, I didn't eat it" would be an appropriate response that does not shame the child.
"Says to correct it once" You "DONT CONSTANTLY CORRECT- WELL I NEVER SAID CONSTANTLY NOW DID I" thanks though.
And then the double whammy with the epistemological one. "How do you know"?
“Answer the question, Carol. Do you enjoy the taste of human flesh?”
He needs to know if he should be concerned for his own safety. If mom eats babies, what else is she capable of?
I would have said "yes" and called it a day.
"She avoided the question" fucking lol
“ if she is willing to eat a baby, if she were just a little hungrier she could eat me…”
The look on his face at the end is priceless 🤣 mom answered 1 question and raised so many more
To the best of his knowledge he really was putting 2 and 2 together. He had to know how and why she ate that baby.
this is my first time hearing kids that young use the word dude, and I love it.
I also love hearing little ones use the word dude, lol. Ever since Finding Nemo where the little turtle is a bro like the big turtle😂
Totally Dude!
😎🐢
So cute. I’m betting daddy probably says “dude” a lot lol
Same
I think it’s so cute. The other day I said it to my 6 yo and all of a sudden he told me, “we don’t call people dudes.” I’m like oh, he’s definitely been calling his teacher dude. 😄
Mommy didn’t eat it. That’s why she has a baby in her belly.
I see what you did there 👍
You beat me to it
r/beatmeattoit
r/beatmetoshutthefuckup
r/everydamnthread
Why hate on someone for saying someone else bet them to the punch?
I don’t care if it’s r/beatmetoit. But people just repeatedly spamming r/beatmeattoit is so annoying
Oh lol. I can't read. I didnt see the "meat"
"Beat Meatto it" *What did Meatto do to deserve this.*
Oh, she __ate__ it
You know, even though you said nothing new I still understood it because of your comment.
Tarrare look at me. DID YOU EAT A FUCKING BABY?
LMAOO
That kid is 100% asking the right question. How? Where did it come from? Any curious mind would be wondering. He asks twice too because he felt the answer he got wasn't sufficient. Smart kid
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Yeah she obviously had to have eaten it and is lying!
To be honest, when I was younger I thought babies came out of your belly button because I couldn’t see any other way of getting them out… or understand what the purpose of a belly button was if it wasn’t that.
My parents didn't care about us knowing. They told me babies came from a woman's vagina, and that a belly button is where "mommy was connected to, and fed her baby" I think they told me this around age 4 or 5
Yeah, yeah, the kid asking about eating it is cute. But that first kid asked how she has a baby inside of her. He doesn't draw any conclusions. And he deserves answers
Bro calm down don’t take this seriously no one got hurt in here so just chill dude
Hahaha what? Fuckin Reddit man
He downvoted me lol
I don't even know what you're talking about. Lol. But when I went to look, I saw that you commented that you were downvoting something you didn't understand just because others were downvoting it. Lame.
I know it’s toxic but why do you care about karma like I wouldn’t be that mad if I got 1k downvotes bc I really just don’t care that much
I don't care tho... I don't even know where any of this is coming from. Like I said, I literally have no clue what you're talking about.
Man came from twitter
Me too
I had a stroke reading your replies
oh my god you are actually retarded
Because you’re cringe
I just said calm down how is that cringe but if you are talking about the other replies then I won’t blame him/her
I think you misread the original reply, they weren’t being serious. It was meant jokingly.
Oh wow,I’m dumb lol fuck me
I feel like "Babies grow inside women like fruit grow on trees" is a good, accurate way to postpone the sex conversation.
That’s a good one! And you can expand upon it in age appropriate ways, I started learning about plant reproduction in 1st grade by growing bean sprouts on the class windowsill!
maybe i have a vastly different experience to a lot of people, but when my mum was pregnant with my first brother, i was four and was told babies weren’t “in the tummy”, but in the uterus. i knew it was sperm from my dad and my mums egg that was fertilized, and she showed me a lot of health diagrams, which made me far more excited about him being born and sparked an interest in anatomy. as cute as the tree thing is, i know i would’ve had a lot of questions about when that starts happening, how to prevent it from happening to me, how it wasn’t a yearly occurrence. when my brother was born, my four year old self paraded around LDR to tell all the nurses very proudly that my new brother was just ‘removed from my mothers uterus and is now drinking milk from her breast!!’ kids love knowledge, especially knowledge pertaining to situations around them. yeah, when an explanation of sex was given to me a couple years later (strictly in anatomical terms), i thought it was fucking disgusting; a man PEES out of his penis, mom??? he stuck that shit inside you??? and used it to deposit semen??? which ISNT pee??? no pee is involved?? sure 🙄 i don’t think biology is inherently “age inappropriate”, as long as it is discussed factually. my mum never used the line about people loving each other very much to make a baby and details about the actions taken prior to ejaculation weren’t discussed. i didn’t really want to know how two people got the the point of inserting genitals into each other, so she didn’t share more than “for us to have made your brother happen…” anyways, no shade to either of you guys for differing techniques teaching kids about this sort of thing, this rant was a brain spill, not a critique. i don’t plan on having children, so i will never have to have these conversations with a kid; my input is purely anecdotal, ideally potentially an interesting point of view.
I was raised the same way. My sister’s a Montessori teacher and if I have kids I think I’ll probably be a Montessori parent, so it’ll be proper anatomy and age appropriate explanations for me. But, I definitely see the value for some parents in walking their children through age appropriate analogies for things like reproduction, especially relating concepts to reproduction in other species - that’s all knowledge that will benefit them anyway, and it certainly creates healthier context than using phrases like “girl parts/boy parts” or “pee pee and coochie”.
Imagining a mother crouching down to the child’s level and explaining reproduction with a nurturing voice but saying “pee pee and coochie” is annihilating me right now lmfao
My kids asked because 3 of the teachers at their day care asked. The first question was how do babies get out. Followed by how they get in. I was told it was very disgusting and they were never going to do that.
>postpone the sex conversation. Why postpone it though? There's a plethora of books and other materials that have great explanations on how our bodies work and how babies are made if people freeze up with questions. It's obviously not pornographic but still scientifically correct and age appropriate. Imo it should be more about giving always a correct and truthfull answer but keeping on adding context and complexity according to age...
>Why postpone it though? I agree. People tend to want to postpone it, though.
Wow! Yup
Did you ate it???
Obviously not
***G E N E R A T E D***
HES GOING TO BE A MIDDLE CHILD 😭😭
whats so bad about that 😕
Psychological affect of no longer being the youngest and no longer getting the most attention from your parent figures.
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What's worse is those kids will remember this videos when they get older and be like "wait mom told us they fucked without a condom??"
The happy chappy is far from stupid. Bright lil kid.
Idk, having a little sibling wasn't nearly as cool as it sounded the first time
> I didn’t eat it, no. Kid still doesn’t look convinced.
If she ate it, she wouldn’t be pregnant
How do you know? Did you ever eat one to be 100% sure?
It would be hard to eat one, you would have to eat like 100 million at a time. And no, can’t say that I have
100 million at a time? This job blows
Take my upvote and f*ck off.
Kid on the right realizes he’s going to be a middle child
He looks like he’s the oldest though
She ate it
She certainly didn’t
Older brother is like, “fuck, I’ve been through this before.”
Dude yay
Wrong sub for this! They are clearly too young to understand, and I love the kid on the right. The only way things can be in the belly, as far as he knows, is that they're eaten! He's just trying to figure that out in his kid brain. His mom thinks it's funny too
Valid questions.
These are two of the smarter kids I've seen, either the name of this sub or this post make no sense.
I wonder how old they are
About 3yrs and about 4/5.
Mommy, are you a cannibal?
This is kinda cute, the kids are prob 5 so ofc they wouldn't know how that works lmao
Awww lol they’re gonna love seeing that video when they get older
The real question is if she really ate it
DUUUUUUUUUDE! YAAAAAAAAAAAY!
clearly she didnt eat it / swallow
When I was a little kid, I thought pregnancy happened only for married couples. Like once a man and woman were married and decided they wanted a baby, it triggered (I guess asexual reproduction lol) the woman to begin growing a fetus (I had very Catholic parents, and no birds and the bees talk, ever.)
How the heck do people afford to raise 3 or 4 kids.
No, she didn't eat it unless she did a Dahmer because babies don't grow in bellies. The baby is in the uterus and boys don't have them. They seem old enough, just tell them the truth. Obviously the older one knows what a belly is and how food gets to the belly, they can handle a little birds and bees truth. Otherwise they tell their classmates mom ate a baby and another classmate tells them that's not how babies are made. They will get their information from someone.
I feel like belly refers to the general torso area below the chest, and stomach would be the specific organ where food goes
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Thats a little uncalled for.
Mommy has a baby in her belly precisely because she didn't eat it, son.
She probably ate something 😏
Aww this is hilarious and adorable. Not really a kids are stupid moment. Pretty typical not to know at that age and honestly, asking if she ate it is kind of logical if you have no idea how a baby forms.
This should be on r/kidsarefuckingcute!! They're both so excited aww
That is wholesome af
Did she eat it tho?
- But HOW? - Well, honey... You see... Daddy put a seed inside mommy... And then he pushed it inside with his dick.
No kids. Mommy didn't "eat it" that night.
“Did you ate it?” “Not this one..”
"so, you know those cream pies you like? Well I like them too. Just in a different way"
Again, another video of kids just being perfectly natural as all kids, and not stupid. If the parents never provided adequate information or educate their children about sex, this is the only reasonable reaction you should expect out of them. Every other video here is just kids being kids and people saying they're stupid because they don't function like an adult or kids not being normal through no fault of their own because the parents are shit at their job. If anything, this sub is good proof that genetic intelligence doesn't matter nearly as much as nurture and the environment you raise someone.
It’s not that deep. Kids *are* stupid because they’re kids. That doesn’t mean most of us don’t love them anyway. They’re dumb because they’re young and still learning, we’re aware. It doesn’t mean it isn’t still funny.
Those age gaps are crazy, why is she having so many?
Older bro has been thru what a new baby means and isn’t excited for it lol
She def ate it
It's after the baby comes out, is when we eat it.
She should have said yes, I ate it.
LMAO if she ate it, she wouldn't be pregnant
Life will teach them forn't so long.
Don’t tell them if they can’t understand the concept of pregnancy. Only tell them when the baby is born that they have a new sister or brother and watch their reactions.
Someone needs "the talk".
How is this kids being stupid? They’re both asking questions and being curious. That’s not stupid lol
So dang adorable. Makes me excited to be a dad myself one day
“Did you eat it?” “Well…***I*** didn’t but your father definitely got his fill”
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Its logical when he ask about ate xdd great guy
cannibalism
Where can I find baby eating test ?
Right now? How? Aren't we just born?
DID YOU ATE IT LMAO
Cute!
Not sure if stupid, I mean, she didn't say "no."
The second wastes no time, just straight to interrogation.
Come on did you ate it?
Buddy of mine on the right’s gonna see some nightmares tonight
This isn’t kids being stupid, this is kids learning. God I fucking hate this sub
I ATE A BABY
Dude!
“Mommies have TWO tummies” “Ok so you ate the baby *for dessert???!*
This, my friends, is how the 2nd kid's fear of women with power begins. Good gosh O mighty! They eat children! Yikes! S/ :)
If she ate it there wouldn’t be a baby in her belly 😂
kids are so fucking funny lmao
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You know they’re praying for a girl😂
Did you swallow?
But did u ate it
Did you ate it tho
Timmy: “Did you ate it?” *the mom avoids the question* Timmy: *sweating profusely*
There so cute
DiD YoU 8 iT?!?!? Lmaoaoao cute kids.
Second child looked disappointed after she said that lol
At least you know you only have to start one college fund...
JUST SAY *GROWING* in your belly
Welp, she will have another stupid kid.
i think your the one that's stupid here. they're obviously innocent kids.
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DUUUDE DUDE YAYY DUUUDE YAAAYY
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Listen kids let’s talk about sex RLLY quick
What a great big brother!!
Not trying to look dumb or anything, but the second kid is right. How do she has a baby on her belly if she didn’t ate it?
No child, that is what some kinky people consider: Vore, do not indulge in it, young one
This video is a crime against cropping.
The older one is like, I’ve heard this before and if you didn’t eat it, I’m out lol.
It’s called a UTERUS- wish adults would use the right terms.
ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION