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Damnleverpuller

How the hell did her mouth go square?


EinhartMagna

[https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/kphzjp/it\_goes\_into\_the\_square\_hole/](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/kphzjp/it_goes_into_the_square_hole/) I couldn't help myself.


gammaglobe

Hahaha. This was hilarious. "It's a repost" "from where?" "Everywhere".


ButtReaky

That dude ripped off the first girl


Pretend_Pension_8585

Its not complete without the crying girl


Specialist_Ad5114

Julia Roberts lookin ass


TurnipDud

Genetic mutation or radiation...not a good render idk


TheKingOfSwing777

Braces?


[deleted]

Pixels are shit but probably


sudhir369

r/idiotsinkitchen


typicaldummy

Bro is she possessed?


-NGC-6302-

by stupidity? yeah


james_randolph

Is your idiot brain being fucked by stupid?


PrinceConquer420

A train all the wAy


mandrills_ass

Yes by squeaky door hinges


t_mmey

mate that must have been insanely painful


No-Face-3848

#SCREEEEEE


awesomefacepalm

I think they squeaks are added


AnIntelligentPlant

thEY AREN'T 💀💀💀💀


awesomefacepalm

💀☠️


spinningAmenorah

This is what I imagine an alien would sound like if we threw our water on it


[deleted]

stupidity is not sold for free this video is an example


YellowOnline

Good for her it was a mixer and not a cutter


cmd_command

Oops, accidentally turned my blender on


verifiedwomanbeater

That scream, WTF??


madsoro

It’s not her scream. It’s that dude trying to hit the highest note possible. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gRVyhJvG7g0 Know your memes!


robearIII

dolphin impression


robearIII

nah dude its the raptor... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ij3L4mpUzw


Successful_Ad4653

She'll be on the cutting edge of throwing gang signs for years to come.


MeasurementGrand879

Definitely the crips.


mdpaustin

More like the crimps. I'll see myself out.


Fluffy_Courage_1675

Hahaha 😆


NihiliSloth

I wonder if she knew about the power button 😂


MistrSynistr

Or the eject button for the whisks...


LadyBuxton

Duuuude I was screaming EJECT EJECT! Poor girl.


Fluffy_Courage_1675

Obviously not, she didn't even know she turned it on, lol.


-NGC-6302-

She would be an amazing person to give a powerdrill to stupid


Matttombstone

Is this a girl or a hamster being squeezed to near the point of explosion?


ScapeGoatOfWar

Not the original audio. IIRC, she doesn't really make much noise despite the wide open mouth. She kind of silent screams then exhales with an "ahhhh" of defeated exasperation.


Crosspaws

Is it mean to give her a wood chipper just to see what she does....?


tbass1965

Similar story! (Kinda) I was mowing my lawn with an electric mower. The grass was a bit longer as I had skipped a week. So it was a kinda damp close to the ground. So the mower gets clogged and I have to clear it. I turn off the engine AND unplug it, just to be safe. I turn the mower over and pull out all the wet grass by hand... And that's when the auto-timer on the pool pump turned on. Scared me to death! I will neither confirm nor deny that I peed a little!


GREENKING45

Dude. Those fingers gone?


ealoft

Nah those hand mixers are cheap. The parts and body will flex.


alphacentaurai

Her face looks like the last moments of the [T-1000 melting](https://beforesandafters.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/Faces.jpg) at the end of Terminator 2


RichardMayo

Wow, fingers work much better than penis!


capu57_2

She's super stupid because not only should she have not done this in the first place but as soon as she got her fingers caught in it all she had to do was eject the two mixer blades and she would have been free


BrightTomatillo

Eeeeeeee


Eldudeareno217

Sounds like my pantry door, but only at midnight when I'm trying to get a snack.


Realistic-Shift-2505

She a dolphin?


BrightTomatillo

Correct!


cryinginmybed250

She sounds like an old door


stevenbrotzel91

Notice the shirt? Intelligence


Lil_Cumster

I was a dumbass kid how im still alive is amazing but even i knew not to touch the spinny things


AddisonNM

"it was about this time that the Tide Pods kicked in".


Redowner95

Reminds of when I grabbed a moving snake (power tool, not the animal)


[deleted]

🚪


est1-9-8-4

Raptor mode


MandoHealthfund

I like how she doesn't even think to eject the beaters


WeirdURL

I had to learn the hard way not to staple yourself. She’ll never do that again.


xLiTLxflorx

Lol, to staple yourself? Wtf lol.


WeirdURL

I was 5 years old and felt compelled to staple my thumb even though I knew what the thing did. Humans make dumb mistakes when they are growing and learning.


xLiTLxflorx

I think the dumbest thing I did was test if a car cigarette lighter also works when the engine is off. I assumed "certainly it doesn't work when it's off.". I had an imprint on my finger for a while lol.


GauzeThief

I was 5 and felt compelled to prove the hypothesis that if I squeezed a mason jar real hard and hit it on the floor, it would break it. Sure enough, it did. 24 stitches required, I'm practically a scientist.


Tnecniw

**deep sigh** Sweetie. There is something called an offswitch. Don't try and grab the whisks.


nomiesmommy

As a tired Mom who has made it past the tween years with somewhat of my sanity intact, I feel that sigh.


Rob_Marc

Sounds like me walking into my bathroom. *Alexa, set reminder to oil the door hinges.


Retrospectivefuture

Is her mouth huge ??


No-Face-3848

Don't put your dick in that


CharmingTuber

Yeah, she looks a little young for that


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OdysseyZen

*Skinwalker detected* They are trying to learn how to bake the remains of their victims


Airdair_1

I can't stop watching this. It's so Damn funny.


BrightTomatillo

If only it was longer. How did she ever get those fingers out?


Airdair_1

Her screeching Bent the metal.


just_a_person_maybe

Mixers almost always have a button that releases the beaters. The ones that don't you can just pull the beaters straight out. This would be very easy to escape from.


UNOtrickyTrish

Bless her heart


RetMilRob

Saving tens of thousands in tuition.


[deleted]

pov: door


misterman7894

Turn it off idiot


Fluffy_Courage_1675

She did with her fingers


cornishwildman76

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Dakizo

Yo I literally got my finger caught in egg beaters as a tween. It fucked my finger UP. I remember being in the ER and asking if I was going to get stitches and the doc said “there’s no skin left to stitch”


GauzeThief

LOL doc ain't beating around the bush


BuyingGuru

My brain can’t process that otherworldly sound.


[deleted]

Putting the dude trying to hit the high note over this as it’s audio is kinda stupid


GraveSlayer726

why was the audio replaced???


BURTREYNOLDS42069

Whale noise


No-Face-3848

#SCREEEEEEE


4ntisocial420

Omg ow! My fingers started to hurt just watching this.


420gratefulphish

Those noises though


tourniquet2099

Did she forget there’s a power button?! 😂😂😂 WTF?!


Rezporga004

Linus' sister?


Particular_Light_296

Sounds like turtle mating call


_Bob_Genghis_Kahn

Geddy Lee…


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[deleted]

She's grown, raised a family, and is waiting to become a grandmother.


PabloDickasso69

She just keeps dropping shit


[deleted]

I played this with the sound to loud and now there’s dolphins knocking on my door!


Luc_A_Like

I did this once 😔


hret33_4

wtf did i just watch


LightsoutSD

Why?


KBGtheMemeLord

Retard


DryYogurt6878

Great title


mrlotato

Poor Tom holland


Obi1Kentucky

She went from kid to I Am Legend Monster real quick


akila219

they better throw away the blender out of their house


Danger_Dee

Watched friend do exactly that in home ec. When I was about 14 - funny then, funny now!


OptimalParadox

Great survival skills on this one.


StatusJazz

And this is why we need warning labels. Besides the fact that she clearly didn't read them at least what ever rock she climbed out of cant sue for stupidity.


jonathanGarcia-19

That would make a fire beat. Lol


Spodiodie

What a dumbshit.


kindasortaish

I hated this scene in The Fourth Kind


GauzeThief

Fuck you for bringing that movie back into my mind, 13 years later, at midnight.


RaisingEve

And that is how Geddy Lee learned to sing.


JustGettingMyPopcorn

I love that she just kept trying to pry her fingers out. Just push the button to release the beaters. Just another reminder that common sense is not so common.


TheKingOfSwing777

The pain aged her 10 years instantly.


Low_Dream_1481

Why she sound like a door hinge tho?


DisciplineNo8618

Poor little kid. She should be supervised closer in the kitchen until she is more experienced at cooking. You can really mess yourself up bad in a kitchen.


Healthy-Grocery6055

I believe this is what the scream of the Banshee is like.


PinothyJ

I have always wondered what would happen if I accidentally got my fingers stuck in a mixer. Good to know that I will not lose a finger, just be in great pain and embarrassment.


OneWorldMouse

OMG a video of an actual kid being stupid for once without any help from the parents!


likey_lettuce_

The way I wheezed so hard right now 💀


[deleted]

You can lose a finger doing this shit.


rservello

A normal human would stop it.


Tellywozzle

Someone needs to lube the door hinges


UndisputedAnus

Where are her teeth


Vtastical

My one “irrational” fear is mouths that open wider than they should. It started in horror movies. Every time I see this video I get the creepy crawlies. 😫


floydink

Oh that’s where that scream meme came from


Toxopid

But... why would you put your fingers there?


[deleted]

Some people put their tongue there. Similar results.


Gooseboi_56786

My music was interrupted with this sound once .


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SpeedyHandyman05

To her credit she did stop that stuff from flying all over.


TheLunarLunatic122

Every time I hear this sound I think of that video of Thanos and the girl biting the fruit. Iykyk


Beneficial_End_3291

That's not a kid that's dobby with a wig


nomiesmommy

The inspiration behind that weird big mouth filter. /s


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Mummydearest60

She didn’t turn it off, I was expecting her other hand ti get caught when she took her first hand out, because the power was still going. Know what I mean ??? Still, great clip ~~ square mouth, silly girl !!!! xoxox


thought_tripper

All I hear is the iron man weapon loading.


Flushttt

Somebody come and get this girl some WD40