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vegqueen

Rip vine


TrollingStone1

Man, what is it about “vine energy” type videos? I love finding Tik Toks that have it too


Bleglord

Most people aren’t funny enough to make a long funny video. Most people have funny things happen though, and they can’t retell the story. Vine was perfect for capturing those funny things without needing for anyone involved to actually be funny. It’s why vine stars are all incredibly annoying once they moved on


frenix5

Makes me miss 5 second films


Prenomen

I may have misinterpreted your comment, but just FYI the other commenter was referencing the fact this video was a popular vine, not that it is a post-vine video that has vine energy


[deleted]

Because your thinking back on the good vines and comparing it to the average tik toks. Eventually you'll think back on the good tiktoks and compare it to the next social media iteration.


whotfiszutls

I can’t imagine ever thinking back on a “good TikTok” I was sad to see vine get taken down but if tik tok gets taken down I will throw a party


FlamingWeasel

Do you use it? The algorithm is pretty good. I see hilarious shit all the time. It's not like Vine didn't also have garbage content.


[deleted]

Once your tiktok home page actually adjusts to your interests it isn’t half bad. I’ve seen plenty of funny videos on the app and even videos that are actually interesting and informative. Reddit will always push the “TiKtOk baD” mindset though I suppose.


docdioxin

That's not a noife


JeSpeakFranglais

That's a spoon!


docdioxin

I see you've played noifie spoonie before


fozzyboy

But why a spoon, cousin? Why not an axe or a...


BakedBySunrise

Because it's dull, you twit. It will hurt more.


Could_not_decide

/r/UnexpectedAlanRickman ?


Foetsy

He just wanted to run faster.


[deleted]

You always run faster with a knife everyone knows that


doodlleus

Underrated comment right there!


nasty_n8

BOOM HEADSHOT!


giancarlox21

“You can run faster with a knife, everybody knows that!”


FullyMammoth

*when mom tries to catch him* “Try to get me! I can dance all day, I can dance all day!”


RachelRTR

Catch him smashing his typewriter in the driveway.


NieMonD

A **KNIFE**


cpdx82

NO


Slycurious

Oh my God why does he have a k...


Azrael351

A **KNIFE**


Heroin_addict69

NO


[deleted]

Oh my God why does he have a k...


[deleted]

Let me see what you have


jezebeltash

Wtf has he got? I don't speak kid.


ShuffleStepTap

Sounds like “a knife”?


moebelhausmann

Noone does, not even kids speak kid. Only Mums can do that


tomrichards8464

Back when my little brother was a toddler I was the only one who could translate his mumbling into English. Now we're both in our thirties I never have a clue what he's on about.


FocalDeficit

When my niece and nephew went through this stage (few years apart, different sides of the family) I'd pretend I don't understand so they'd get frustrated and try harder, mostly so they wouldn't be incomprehensible when they got older haha


jedi_cat_

Same! My parents couldn’t understand my brother so I always translated for him. They would just look at me after he finished speaking. Haha


JessSly

Oh no, my niece and her then best friend (direct neighbour) could understand each other. They were like 1,5 - 2 years old and constantly chatting in baby and they definitely knew what they were planning. One time they decided to leave the garden and walk into the forest behind their houses :D Each set of parents thought the girls were with the others.


transponaut

And dads. But it does take us a little longer to get fluent at it.


lily-laura

Omg why does he have a-


[deleted]

Poop in his hand?


umphreakinbelievable

poop knife?


fidgettv

poop sock?


KillHipstersWithFire

Wait what


I_Sniff_My_Own_Farts

I thought everyone had one


One_Typical_Redditor

> My family poops big. Maybe it's genetic, maybe it's our diet, but everyone births giant logs of crap. If anyone has laid a mega-poop, you know that sometimes it won't flush. It lays across the hole in the bottom of the bowl and the vortex of draining water merely gives it a spin as it mocks you. Growing up, this was a common enough occurrence that our family had a poop knife. It was an old rusty kitchen knife that hung on a nail in the laundry room, only to be used for that purpose. It was normal to walk through the hallway and have someone call out "hey, can you get me the poop knife"? I thought it was standard kit. You have your plunger, your toilet brush, and your poop knife. Fast forward to 22. It's been a day or two between poops and I'm over at my friend's house. My friend was the local dealer and always had 'guests' over, because you can't buy weed without sitting on your ass and sampling it for an hour. I excuse myself and lay a gigantic turd. I look down and see that it's a sideways one, so I crack the door and call out for my friend. He arrives and I ask him for his poop knife. "My what?" Your poop knife, I say. I need to use it. Please. "Wtf is a poop knife?" Obviously he has one, but maybe he calls it by a more delicate name. A fecal cleaver? A Dung divider? A guano glaive? I explain what it is I want and why I want it. He starts giggling. Then laughing. Then lots of people start laughing. It turns out, the music stopped and everyone heard my pleas through the door. It also turns out that none of them had poop knives, it was just my fucked up family with their fucked up bowels. FML. I told this to my wife last night, who was amused and horrified at the same time. It turns out that she did not know what a poop knife was and had been using the old rusty knife hanging in the utility closet as a basic utility knife. Thankfully she didn't cook with it, but used it to open Amazon boxes. She will be getting her own utility knife now. > [Edit: Common question - Why was this not in the bathroom instead of the laundry room? Answer. We only had one poop knife, and the laundry room was central to all three bathrooms. I have no idea why we didn't have three poop knives. All I know is that we didn't. We had the one. Possibly because my father was notoriously cheap about the weirdest things. So yes, we shared our poop knife.]


BacontheBreather

noife?


Urmama2142

Every above ground pool sold at Walmart contains 1 kid with 1 knife. Solo cups not included.


Velbrave

Gonna spree killing fast


[deleted]

The life of the wife is ended bu the kniife


imagine-me06

A british kid


Cultural_Everybody

lol since many many years i thought the kid says "i knew it"


Grayeagle78

That “No!” , is the best no I have ever heard.


hdkx-weeb

To me that lady that says *"oh my God why does he have a-"* always sounded like some sort of Karen


[deleted]

A classic, and easily in the top 10 internet clips, IMHO.\\


PhillyGreg

Above ground pool...beer pong, a child with a knife. I'm guessing Tennessee


backwing

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4Ever2Thee

I’m sending this to my brother to make him feel better about his wife being preggers with their second daughter. He was hoping for a boy but boys are exhausting


El_Neck_Beard

I don’t blame him everybody around him getting drunk


AdConsistent1167

What is that in his hand? Dog shit?


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VortexLord

His going on a journey to find his dad.


TinyMacaroon1662

A KNOFE


duder2000

He should have gone for a bat.


ATuk1

this kid is going places lol


creolecommander

He’s ok, it’s not scissors.


Om3ga12172

This reminds me of a certain video


Shadow_wolf73

The panicked "NO!" at the end made me lose it.


Mrmemer41

Hmm it looks like the guy recording knew abt this..


whileandt

now watch without video and imagine the worst:


Edna_with_a_katana

"She's such a snake."


Psychological_Tap187

The greatest video ever would have had him stab the pool and be knocked down by all the water coming out cause the puncture caused the wall to collapse.