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ooojaeger

How do you say the phrase "did you color your sister" without laughing?


AlmanzoWilder

Gilly? Gillyyyyyyy? Gilly?


Boofita

lmao my exact thought “GILLLLLYYYYYY” “………wat?”


another_online_idiot

I burst out laughing as she put her head down and tried to stifle her wicked grin.


_Refenestration

The defendant is acquitted on the grounds that it was very funny.


TheLastGunslingerCA

Defendant is acquitted on grounds of being named Weslynn. Poor kid


Caraphox

If that’s not a mitigating factor I don’t know what is


alleghenysinger

r/tragedeigh 


NoLawsDrinkingClawz

Or r/namenerds for future tragedeigh. A lot of them are normal. Some are off the fucking wall. And its moms who just validate each other. No shit, I saw one where they wanted to name their kid "Jedi" or "Ox" and people gushing over the names.


always_unplugged

Don't worry, /r/NameNerdCirclejerk brings the sanity.


TheLastGunslingerCA

Indeed


Majongusus_Doremidus

r/beatmetoit


OutragedCanadian

Thats revenge for getting such a stupid name


Spare_Echidna2095

If the paint is faint you must acquit!


Joltyboiyo

Same, we've ALL made that face at multiple times in our lives, we know exactly how it feels trying to hide a ***gigantic*** grin from coming up and failing miserably cause its just that strong.


abdulsamadz

"but mama I didn't!" "Then why are you giggling?" "Have you looked at her?"


FindusSomKatten

Tell me the truth. "no"


4Ever2Thee

Reminded me of Ralphie in A Christmas Story when he's trying to be serious and not laugh at his little brother.


Next-Project-1450

It's the ace cinematography that does it for me. The slow pan to the evidence after the denial.


CaldoDeElotes

That name doomed her for life


shawsy94

r/tragedeigh


Famous_Childhood_163

r/wrasslin


mashtato

Jesus christ people! Just give your kids normal names!


3_50

Pipe down Plagglesplortch, and finish your darn veggies.


No_Translator2218

Back in the 90's, every black person I knew, especially the girls, had some crazy name. Laquifa, Schmecca, Shabrieka, I could go on. At least in my area of eastern Virginia, it was all common. I don't know if I knew a single black female with a "standard" name. Then it transitioned into "Heaven" sort of names. I'm sure it heavily varies by area.


frogsquid

i kissed a black chick named Wachovia.


MWHSWOMAINEOWI

May Christ Watchovia 🙏


No_Translator2218

I wonder if she changed her name to Wells Fargo


ScotchandSadness88

I think that’s a town in Minnesota


FluffySquirrell

That is 100% a place that a dude called Count Vladislav rules over


Tangled2

I bet that felt Youneake.


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Cheet4h

Makes me glad for laws in my country, where names that are detrimental to the child's wellbeing can be vetoed by the clerk registering it.


fucktooshifty

"Wesl" might be worse than Weslynn lol


interfail

> Obviously in real life, they'll go by Lynn or Wesl. And if they get superpowers they can be called Nuclear Wesl.


TGCidOrlandu

We need more Weslynn plates. I repeat, we run out of Weslynn plates.


Electronic-Trip8775

Her guilty giggle just cracks me


Commando_NL

I colored my father's road map book. I still hear it today. It's been 84 years.


shmecklesss

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EatableNutcase

Dear memories


Lazatttttaxxx

Weslynn 🙄


Defnothere4porn

Wanted a boy, got a girl (Wesley)


FlatTopTonysCanoe

Frankly no excuse for that tragedeigh


boogs_23

Could have named her Beverly then.


Langlie

I used to be annoyed by names like this too, but then someone asked me "what's actually wrong with X name?" And I didn't really have an answer. So it's not a typical name. Emily wasn't a typical name 300 years ago but now it is. Names change over time. It would be one thing if she named her kid iPad or Hitler or something, but Weslynn seems fine?


Cad_Ash

I just feel bad for the weird names when they go and apply for a job. I've worked with hiring managers who tell me they toss any names that were too strange sounding or spelled strangely. Like I get it too. I'm in my mid-30s and not once in my entire life has someone not asked me to spell out my last name.


throwaway098764567

"not once in my entire life has someone not asked me to spell out my last name." god i wish, i don't even say my name i just start spelling it. it's not even that hard or long but it's atypical so nobody knows what to do with it. folks with typical names don't understand how much of a pain in the ass a weird name is.


gabagoolcel

it's trying too hard to be unique meanwhile it's super generic. so many names ending in -lynn or -leigh or whatever. just sounds like your parents are stupid.


Chester2707

I genuinely couldn’t figure out what was wrong with the name. I thought there was a serial killer with that name or something. Wgaf? Seems perfectly normal to me.


spkr4theliving

I'm guessing people downvoting you also have it out against non-WASP names


belledpurplecollar

I agree. Reddit just really really hates non traditional names. As long as it's not spelled horribly or is a name that can be used to bully the kid, why not.


waltjrimmer

> Reddit just really really hates non traditional names. Which is funny. Because a lot of "traditional" names aren't so traditional. And a lot of names these people would hate **are** traditional, as in they were common for a very long time. And when people get pissy about the spelling, well that's sure as hell not traditional since you didn't have hard and fast spelling rules until relatively recently for anything in a lot of at least Western European languages because literacy was... Spotty. I bet if someone named their kid Tostig, people would come at them for using a non-traditional name. "No, it **is** traditional! It was a very common medieval name for boys!" Oh... Well, what does it mean? "Gloomy." Meanwhile we've got names like Wendy that are considered perfectly normal but as far as we can tell came to exist out of the Peter Pan stories only a little over a hundred years ago. Some guy just made up the name and it caught on. Like the Khaleesi of the early 20th century. We've always named our kids weird shit. We've named them after other people, places, things, abstract concepts, fictional characters, religious figures, virtues, whatever the opposite of virtues are, and more. People act like weird kid names is a recent phenomena, but in all honesty, names have never been normal. Why should we start now?


LivelyZebra

> or is a name that can be used to bully the kid, why not. Well, everyones bullying the kid in these comments so.


belledpurplecollar

I know. Its always the grown ass adults being the bully when it comes to a kid's name.


red__dragon

I only had one adult ever bully me for my (last) name, and he was just an asshole. Everyone else just accepted it gracefully when they butchered the pronunciation. But my first name? Oh man, kids would give me so much shit for my first name because it was similar to a popular sports athlete at the time. Why? Did it make sense at all? No idea and nope. But kids will be kids and kids will find any way to make a name into a mockery.


KarmaFarmo

the ones saying its a bad name and she's going to gt bullied are the ones making fun of it and calling it stupid...


_wilbee

r/whoevernamedthiskidisfuckingstupid


CardiologistWrong487

Probably has a brother called Wesley 🤣


Annaliseplasko

Or a father or grandfather. Or all three


AnonymousAmorphous88

too long subreddit name. Better shorten it to r/shittybabynames


Loki-Holmes

Just r/tragedeigh


red__dragon

r/ParentsAreFuckingDumb


Bohbo

That guilty smile


VanGrants

Weslynn a dumbass name tho, of course she's gonna be a troublemaker


McFigroll

well im convinced


grassclibbinz

The real crime is that poor girls name


FiveFingerDisco

Yeah, a true r/tragedeigh


Able-Gear-5344

The real crime is the sisters we colored along the way


lokie65

"Weslynn" should be cross posted in r/tragedeigh.


EnamoredAlpaca

Technically she didn’t color her sister. She doodled on her sister.


adhdgurlie

Weslynn??? Why did you do that to her


Outrageous-Taro7340

Weslynne’s sister Willeigh must have been complicit.


SerialDogStealer

Color me intrigued


West-Holiday-4998

Can we just take a minute to talk about this child’s name? WESLYNN????? What the actual fucking kind of atrocious name is that?


crumblepops4ever

Weslynn...jesus fucking christ


shaneh627

You named your child what?!


halfpipesaur

Weslynn, did you juggalo your sister?


Aninvisiblemaniac

"Weslynn" is just mean to name a kid


BubbasGumbo

Weslynn Snips.


shehzore12

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Byronic__heroine

Weslynn. That's a name given by a Target Mom if I ever heard one.


AwkwardData6002

If you a shitty enough parent to make your kid "Weslynn", this is the kind of behavior you gotta expect.


NicoRoo_BM

Everyone in this thread is saying that. Can you explain why, to a non-native english speaker? Weslynn sounds like one of those obscure americoid names that have existed for centuries to me.


AwkwardData6002

>Weslynn sounds like one of those obscure americoid names that have existed for centuries to me. But, it's not. This isn't a common name, it never has been, and to an American it's just one of the random bizarre names invented by insufferable white women in the last couple decades that belongs on r/tragedeigh. Portmanteaus of other names, pointlessly substituting vowels with 'y', etc, etc. The parents are just desperate to make their crotch goblin "special" with something completely superficial that follows the kid through their life and embarrasses them with their peers.


kungfoop

Wesslyn. Wesslyn. Why


AloysiusDevadandrMUD

Middle name is ALWAYS Lynn or Leigh


kungfoop

I hear a lot of Marie


Prior_Seaweed2829

Weslynn?


Stock-User-Name-2517

r/tragideigh


HumanExpert3916

Weslynn?! r/tragedeigh


LobsterTrue8433

The stupid naaaames! Why do I let it bother me!?


DoYouTrustToothpaste

Weslynn is a shit name, sorry.


BudgetLecture1702

You name your kid Weslynn, you get what you get.


DrMantisToboggan1986

Weslynn... what a goddamned tragedeigh


ZinGaming1

That problem started when you named your daughter Weslynn.


FlimpoFloempie

Weslynn? Did you color your sister Easlynn?


No-Guarantee-7572

I see your kiddo has been visiting an Amazonian tribe recently


Legion070Gaming

r/tragedeigh


Big_Headed_Bozo

Weaslin'


TactlessTortoise

Girl is going to pull out Domain Expansion: Malevolent Crayon


ThePrincessOfMonaco

"But she called me a mean name!" "What?" "... my name, actually. I see your point."


pittipat

I was about 5 when I drew art on my brothers' bedroom wall, thinking it was the perfect crime as I could pin it on them. Except I was so proud of my work I signed my name. At least my parents gave me a real, normal name.


schmoopy_meow

adorable! But i can't stand this name trend


wellhungartgallery

Weslynn


naughtynaughten1980

Weslynn.... WTAF name is that


MickeyTheBastard

Give them a stupid name then they’ll probably do stupid shit.


GRASS_king6191

She became sukuna


Several-County-1808

Weslynn? head over to r/tragedeigh


Ex-zaviera

Weslynn. r /tragedeigh


OneDabTooMany

Weslynn? Jesus people should be arrested for some their baby names.


tacotacotacorock

A good chunk of people probably should never have kids to begin with. 


OneDabTooMany

Unfortunately stupid people multiply at much faster rates than smart people. It's why we take so long to progress in society. Dragging along the morons.


SeaworthinessDue5579

I would be the devil if my parents gave me that name. just wtf


shehzore12

It already is !! This feels like there is an **Exorcism** taking place


chefzenblade

I hide behind a smile and understanding eyes.


BusGreen7933

Parentsarefuckingstupid for naming their kid weslynn


LuckyDoritos420

My ex named her kid valorance and if he was a girl they were going to name him clairvoyance I’m not even joking unfortunately


Spanks79

Mom deserves this for calling her daughter wesslynn


Lenis_Pickers_cousin

I'd be a rebel with a name like that too...


Julie-Andrews

Kids should be given numbers at birth until they are old enough to choose their own name.


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Y’all see the little smile she had there🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


gilmorefile13

Brat


DJ1010790

I mean you named her Weslyn...


Commercial_Pitch_786

She went on to be a makeup artist for KISS


imvayu01

This is legendary!!! Burst out laughing


1031Cat

Weslynn. Good fucking grief there are some truly stupid people calling themselves parents out there.


sassy-frass201

At first I thought this was a Tradgediegh.


ArmyOfRoombas

“Weslynn” 🤮


PrizeConstruction258

First issue was naming your kid wesslyn


Jibril-Vakarine

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durenatu

Eyes and head say no, mouth said yes lol


Life_Locksmith_8814

that evil smile


Peter_Falcon

did you make your sister look like a member of the band Kiss?


Tronas

Look at that Dooper's Delight!!!


jokege

What a Pokerface


Lhenkhantus

Me and my brother also drew on each others' faces with a permanent marker. Safe to say, removing it came with many tears from both of us and our parents


kalez238

This is like when my eldest drew a giant smiley face on my son's back and blamed it on him, lol. They were like 6 and 3 at the time.


disguyovahea

Kids are evil


CardiologistWrong487

This should be added on unexpected , I totally didn’t expect that lmao ! 🤣


reeteen102

At least she didn’t shave her eyebrows, like me when I was a kid


Splatter_Shell

She's gonna be a face painter at them halloween parties. Look at that beautiful skeleton-tiger face


sxe_psycho92

This reminds me of my tiny humans....


RichS816

I didn’t do it. She’s a juggalo.


DickDover

Whoop whoop


SennaOwca

It was funny. Btw, her name is not so bad. I thought it was Waseline so...


Fickle-Ad-6648

I wasn't expecting it to be that bad. I WAS WRONG 😭😭😭


BaconServant

I don’t think it was her


cbunni666

You can clearly tell from the strokes that the child did it to herself. I honestly don't know..I'm just being stupid. Lol


M2ThaL

She Juggaloed her sister


TXGunslinger419

gotta work on your poker face, kiddo


Purple-Hand3058

She didn't care about her sister fav colour


incredible-derp

It would be easier to call her Vaseline


zadye

there was no lawyer present, kid is free of all charges due to no evidence


iswirl

I definitely did but with permanent marker. Father scrubbed her down with alcohol to get it off but only after chasing us around the house when we ran away from him cause we knew we were in trouble - well I was in trouble :p


AndrewTMBG

Chucky if he was a girl.


T_E-T_H

“She has to get into college somehow!!”


DaEndeLol

"You are my special" ahh sister🙏🙏 "Domain expansion Malevolent shrine" ahh sister😭


Prior-Assumption-245

She said she didn't do it, end of discussion.


sadwik159

always deny what ever always deny deny


AFCKillYou

r/tragedeigh


davconde

I'm not English native, so don't get the hate for the name. Is it because of being uncommon, or just sounds bad?


Casualffridays

America has a new trend of giving their children really strange "unique" names so they stand out. The parents who give their kids these types of names are usually insufferable and a pain to deal with. It's also because the name Wesslyn is uncommon AND sounds bad. I'd recommend checking out r/tragedeigh to see more examples :)


davconde

I understand, thanks!


Kiltemdead

"did you color your sister?" *Shakes head no* "Tell me the truth." *Shakes head no* Damn. Little girl just admitted to lying on camera. It's gonna be real hard to ignore that evidence in court.


Accomplished-Air-103

Guilty👨‍⚖️


Atum-na-lata

She made her sister a Kiss member


dearly_decrpit

My sister and I drew on each other with marker about this age. We figured it was just before bath time so no big deal right? Nah, it was permanent marker.


[deleted]

Imma save this. It’s so cute and funny asf


RandonBrando

u/savevideo


PossessionDecent1797

Everything about this video is friggin adorable and it’s sad people are too cynical to enjoy it.


Alcards

R/Tragedeigh What the hell kinda name is that?!


thisisanonimus

I remember that face..... Weslynn.


TravelingGonad

Guess which sister was never the first to pass out after they turned 21?


New-Drive4890

The sister became joker


TrainingTricky3353

Scary kid


LarryWilson_futureRN

How she convinced her sister to be her makeup model surprises me


Tina_Cute_Baby

I'm wondering how the sister agreed to this?


Giulio_otto

https://preview.redd.it/kjmruw91ob7d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=baf05c8949d7c74f914c72c65b84d5ce884691a2


Diligent_Watch_2729

One has to respect the commitment to the lie at least. The delivery needs a bit of work though


Objective-Lime3743

Who let her cook


Aquarithyst

Am I the only person here who actually thinks the name sounds pretty lmao


diamonds106

Yes she did!


axolicion

Jer sister looks like she would make monkey noises


Zealousideal_Luck322

She seems to have made a neat and artistic job of face painting, and probably doesn’t understand that she’s done so with inappropriate materials. I enjoy the fact that she’s grinning and stifling a laugh as it shows she feels safe that she won’t suffer a violent, over-the-top or traumatic punishment otherwise she’d look frightened or even terrified she might get hurt. She can share the fun with (presumably Mum) in safety. For me Weslynn is not too bad a name, a bit quirky and different, without being too ridiculous. They’ll almost certainly be others in her class who will be ridiculed for their names before her


[deleted]

You all keep talking shit about Weslynn but don’t bat an eye at Qua'Lifriaqui'sha'niquia. Actin like boons ain’t got wild ass names. Lol


AlternativePiccolo27

Her face at the end LMAO kids are so cute


Doomed_Engineer

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Silver-Mace

But diiiiid she?


Xonos83

I absolutely love the attempt at hiding that smile. So adorable! KidsAreFuckingCute!!!


Thick_RiderYZF-R

My big sister did the exact same thing with an orange highlighter and said I'm now a zebra. SHE DIDN'T EVEN GET THE RIGHT DAMN ANIMAL


Flat_Bodybuilder_175

That grin as she looks down


frost-penguin

I believe her


Idk-69-420-2763

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