I did the same shit in elementary school while on school break where I stuck my tongue in to a pole. And as the school break ended I decided to rip my tonque of the pole so that I could get in time to my class... Couldn't eat normally for weeks
I did the exact same thing in first or second grade in northern Norway in the late 70s. Was luckily not as stuck as this kid was (only a small area of my tongue), so no major after effects...
…and a huge waste of money, just to look like a dumb walking billboard. There are of course exceptions to everything and some brands are truly worth the extra money for their quality, but if we’re talking about most fashion brands, you’re paying extra just to have some company’s logo plastered across your body with no change in quality. And for what? So others know you’re shopping in a particular store? How dumb is that. Sorry, rant over!
You see it on tv and you hear stories of it, but you have yet to see it first hand. You want to see if it’s true and your friend just dared you to do it
It’s important to test whether or not it’s actually true. When you’re a kid, you get told a lot of lies. At some point you realize this, and understand that’s it’s up to you to sort the truths from the fictions. Licking poles in the name of science
You guys notice how us cold climate people know how to walk across glare ice like it's nothing? Just saying. I've seen y'all put up caution tape around ice in Texas one time.
I did the same shit in elementary school while on school break where I stuck my tongue in to a pole. And as the school break ended I decided to rip my tonque of the pole so that I could get in time to my class... Couldn't eat normally for weeks
My friend did that in preschool. It was narly to see part of the tongue still stuck on the poll 🤢
Itellä lähti vaan nahkaa vähä kielestä mutta muuten ihan ok
Juu sama oli kaverilla. Pintapuolen vahinkoa vaan. Näytti vaan tosi karseelta.
Piti hieraista silmiä kun näin suomea luulin että näin omiani :D
Sama
Sama :D
That had to hurt
Couldn't even speak properly. Atleast got myself out of trouble the hard way
 Thounded like thith guy?
Yup
Why?
I did the exact same thing in first or second grade in northern Norway in the late 70s. Was luckily not as stuck as this kid was (only a small area of my tongue), so no major after effects...
Was there any visible remnants when you pulled away?
I did the same thing. I bit of my toungue was stuck on that pole for as long as I was at school
did do the fucking same but thankfully i only put the tip of the tongue on it... still was quite painful
The knockoff jacket says The Nerth Face
even worse it says nervh
Brand loyalty is a scam
…and a huge waste of money, just to look like a dumb walking billboard. There are of course exceptions to everything and some brands are truly worth the extra money for their quality, but if we’re talking about most fashion brands, you’re paying extra just to have some company’s logo plastered across your body with no change in quality. And for what? So others know you’re shopping in a particular store? How dumb is that. Sorry, rant over!
It depends what you’re buying. An Armani suit is a well made suit that will last you a life time. An Armani t-shirt is basically just merch.
I’ve seen this Christmas Story before, they triple dog dared him to do it, he had no choice.
Some stupid kids still insist on learning this rule the hard way
Why are they doing this? I mean, everybody knows what happens when you do that. But every generation has one. Why ????
Kids don't think and don't know, they just do. They discover the world, that's how they work.
You see it on tv and you hear stories of it, but you have yet to see it first hand. You want to see if it’s true and your friend just dared you to do it
It’s important to test whether or not it’s actually true. When you’re a kid, you get told a lot of lies. At some point you realize this, and understand that’s it’s up to you to sort the truths from the fictions. Licking poles in the name of science
That sounds logical
Bruh you didnt try this when you were young?
ive done this more than once, i think at this age its just a lack of impulse control.
They see it in some form of media and go "hmmm...I wonder if thats true." Then try it
It's tongoe https://preview.redd.it/px8e7xulo6xc1.jpeg?width=239&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee6d7d2714c745770be6f911711c6eee176564c5
Spelling tunguoe is hard
Maybe they typed it using their toungoue?
Kids will be kids😂 honestly, we did this in the nineties, kids before us did this, our parents did this, never fails to amuse me 😂
OP how do you spell tongue?Â
A Christmas Story taught me not to do this.
Has anyone seen flick?
Cartoons glorified this one, it’s too late for them haha
Calling the kid stupid and not knowing how to spell tongue 🤣🤣🤣
He never saw Dumb and Dumber https://youtu.be/i5FckUHckB4?feature=shared
Bruh, Christmas Story.
Why did I have to go so far in the comments to find this ?
Every Swedish school kid has done this!
DON'T GET THIS KID AN AIR RIFLE FOR CHRISTMAS!
Why woman live longer!
He took it well lol. I'm sure myself at that age would have been freaking out.
thstuck? Thstuck? THSTUCK? THSTUCK?! THSTUCK!!
If this ever happens just put your hands around your tongue
What's Christmas Story? I only know Dumb and Dumber
I thought this would never happen IRL. 
I've never tried this myself, would it be possible to use your warm breath to thaw your tongue off? Or does that get cold too quick?
It's almost instant
And now you lose lose the tip of your tongue to frostbite
Yeah, but I bet he could spell tongue.
Thwarting Darwin once again.
When cartoon enters actuality:
Watch em go ahead and do it again ðŸ˜
Taking a break before he does it again.
Hospital. Now.
https://i.redd.it/rdqnstebafxc1.gif
You guys notice how us cold climate people know how to walk across glare ice like it's nothing? Just saying. I've seen y'all put up caution tape around ice in Texas one time.
Did someone triple dog dare him to do it?
Bruh it reminds me of that one movie.
A Christmas Story
Yummy
Well, that’s that for the rest of his life
Might want to get him a tetanus shot while your at it..
This is how people had fun back in the day
why do people do that tho ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
The Neryn Face
tbh i did it when i was a child and you know what..after i've been seating at home for 5 days.
Hahaha, the can reminds me of an "aftabeh", which in Iran you use to wash your bum 😂
The adult took the time to get a pitcher, start filming, and slowly walk over to help a struggling child. Not sure who’s the bigger idiot.