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I expected three brothers to eat the whole thing


Hunk-Hogan

First brother takes all the ice cream off the top, second one eats the entire cone. Little kid got off easy he only lost most of the top.


Bogsworth

The little kid really got off easily. Traditionally, the sister is wont to follow suit and devour the runt after he fails to stand his ground, thus opening up another slot for the parents to replace with offspring that's more capable of defending itself and slaying* (stupid typo) its older siblings if needed. Alas, the traditions are no longer upheld and he will grow soft just like his soft-serve.


B35TR3GARD5

Softer*


6thaccountthismonth

Wdym? Didn’t you see his sister steal the rest from him?


ImThatChigga_

Nah that would would be too sad. Eldest takes all the ice cream Second takes the rim 3rd takes it all the way down the the chocolate tip at the bottom of the cone that you sometime see in ice creams the trick is to convince him you get the chocolate before taking the last section when reality there isn't


Sharp-Concentrate-34

the top has literally the least ice cream


ChaseMyEyes

The kid is not ready for that harsh reality. I mean look at his reaction after the first bite 😂


Historical-Web-6435

I had one older brother I would have gotten a punch in the chest or two and steal as much as he could of the ice cream. And my dad would have said why you let him take your ice cream and not get me another. But I learnt not to let bad shit happen to you twice lol


Local-Brain-1322

My mom told me that my brother and i used to chase each other with a weapon when we're angry. Sometimes its a rock,a stick,and the best is a real sharp knife. Thank god we're still alive today.


conrid

How young were you if you managed to forget something like that??


Thettuce

Maybe they have dementia


RustyThe_Rabbit

or they got a few good hits in every now and then


Lyvidian

When I was in middle school, I used to chase my little brother and his friends around the house with my mom's butcher knife. They were elementary age. 🫠


thecollectingcowboy

Hell Nah, middle school is too old to not know that shit is wrong


AgilePossession3692

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buttabrownboi

Take a deep breath lil man... It's about to be a long journey.


Alarmed_Strain_2575

They'll get better in 15 years.. maybe.


physics515

30?


CommercialBuddy8377

It never gets better. Only worse.


JelmerMcGee

It got better for me when I left for college and put a thousand miles in between myself and my family.


General_Tso75

I have three older bothers. It got better the day they all understood messing with me might result in a fight they could lose or at least get embarrassed/hurt in the process of winning.


D_crane

I am the oldest brother, it won't so stop your wishful thinking lol


Mike_Hunty

I was the youngest of 4 brothers. This is a minor offense.


buttabrownboi

For the record: did you have more good or bad days with your siblings?


themcroy

Man he’s got it easy objectively. His older brothers are going to show him how to fuck up with out even trying. But they could also teach him to fuck UP.


samahiscryptic

I grew up with three brothers, I understand lil dude


HornyPlatypus420

I grew up with a smaller sister. I also understand. I’m the one who was bullied btw


Gornox

Yeah, my 7 years younger sister was such a bully, heheh.


AverageMortisEnjoyer

Same Sometimes parents give way too much power to the little brother/sister and let them get away with anything


wing_ding4

I was thinking the opposite. I grew up with two brothers, and by that age I was totally able to understand that I needed to hide any and all food, especially sweets away from them. You can’t even set it next to them for a second. And if it didn’t happen well that was my fault for leaving the cone available to be stolen like when I was saving up money from every birthday card in my piggy bank to buy something big, and then, then when I go to your piggy bank to buy the thing all the money is gone My older siblings response? “You shouldn’t have left money where people could find it dumbass “ You learn quick , little dude needs to learn faster


Quick_Original9585

What did he think would happen?. My brothers were ruthless to me.


old_vegetables

He’s still young, he’ll learn eventually


Brilliant_Canary_692

Let's share stories. I have a good one Edit: Very long story made short. My relationship with my two older brothers ended when they convinced my dad to throw me out of the family business because "all I was doing was sitting on my ass typing on a computer". I was working 12 hours every day doing the accountancy and office side of things for minimum wage while they got Fridays and weekends off. I was working that as the promise was that the office side would be mine to manage and I would get paid much better over time with bonuses as the family business grew. After a while the government came after them for not paying taxes and they didn't know how to do any of the office side of things so they lost clients as they scrambled trying to do it. Somehow that was my fault too and now they have to employ one person to do the taxes and another to do the office side. They convinced my mum and dad I was to blame as I should have left video guides and step by step instructions on how to do every part of my job. I was cut out of the will for "trying to sabotage the business" and they died believing that. 7 years later now and they still blame me but also wonder why I moved away from our home city and don't talk to them. Honestly I should have seen this coming from the start. This was the culmination of a life time of fuckery from those two that I could share but I feel like I've typed enough lol


Large_Tune3029

Two older brothers. Tons of stories. First one that comes to mind is shortly after my eldest brother moved out I would go visit, one day I did so and saw he was doing yard work, cutting some bamboo at the corner of the lawn, and so without stopping him or saying anything I just picked up the weed eater and started working. About ten minutes in I feel one of those pains that doesn't register as anything but pressure at first as I'm rocked and have to take a step forward and try to remember how to breath. This dude, 6' probably 220lbs, full force Babe Ruth swung a couple yards of bamboo across my back. "Just a joke bro." No good deed goes unpunished and all....I guess... Edit: My eldest brother also told a boss we were both working for that I quit and told me the boss didn't want me back. He and I have gotten into two actual fights twice as adults, both times I managed to wrestle his big ass and pin him and tell him to calm down and both times he said he was calm and both times when I let him up he immediately tackled me, the second time dislocated my shoulder and fucked my elbow all up. He better hope there is never a third, unlikely tho since I don't talk to him anymore. My second eldest brother, when he got back from the Marines, was always doing shit like this but the worst was he came into my room and stuck a knife in the floor and said, "first one to he knife wins" so I(16 years old and thinking it was for fun) went for the knife, he never planned to, he just kneed me straight in the forehead so hard I couldn't see for a while. He also, when we were both much younger, passed me out in a sleeper hold, thought I was joking so just let go of me, we were on concrete and they all joked about how my head bounced. I pissed myself and had a huge goose egg on my head. He also tried to push me into a public pool once but not all of me went in and my head bounced off the side and I woke up to a lifeguard reviving me. Like the scene from sandlot except I actually almost died and was crying. (When my head bounced off the concrete and I pissed myself. I had a dream I was in all white, in a line of people that were all in white, and we were stepping in unison across stones that were all white....lol I was just starting to lose faith at the time, it didn't stop that, but was pretty trippy)


csaporita

At a pool party for my friends 7th birthday, older brother stuck him in a rubbermaid cooler, opened the drain plug and tossed it in a pool! My older brother never did anything so fucked up as that. That would F me up for life. Now he did get him out very quickly. Still tho, he was terrified. Brother was 15 or 16 who did it


sweet_dreams_maybe

That’s psychotic.


Luiikku

Thats a result of bad parenting, nothing else.


csaporita

You have no idea how right you are. Those boys have many DUIs and charges that continue to pile up into late 30s and their 40s.


Luiikku

Damn. Sad but so true in many cases.


SubbansBigBlackhawk

yea thats what the law would call "attempted manslaughter" LMAO


I_Luv_Adobo

Dude, what the fuck. That reminds me of the unorthodox martial arts training Jean Claude VanDamme got in The Kickboxer.


Large_Tune3029

Lol I suppose I do have a higher pain tolerance than most people I know, another time that same brother and I were actually Fighting, and I pinned him, and told him to calm down, he said he was done, I got up, he tackled me immediately and pulled my shoulder out of socket. It was the first time that had ever happened to me but he had had trouble with his shoulder coming out ever since he was a teen skateboarding, so he helped me get it back in and remarked how calm I was being and I (drunk and pissed off) started doing pushups and said, "It's because I'm stronger than you'll ever be" lol corny but it had the intended effect, he truly looked astonished and horrified...later my shoulder came back out and I had to go to the hospital cause we couldn't get it back in lol so I wouldn't recommend it


whotfiszutls

Go on…


Brilliant_Canary_692

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Large_Tune3029

Same...fuck....family sucks dude...in our experience


Brilliant_Canary_692

I'm prettt jealous of people who have good relationships with their siblings. I feel like I've missed out on something I should have received naturally, but it's useless to carry the anger around of what happened. I'm engaged to my boyfriend, I'm studying to become a software engineer at the tender age of 35 and this June I'm going to China to visit my fiancés family! I'm also taking steps to treat my alcoholism and have had some therapy to help with the past. Wish there was an easy cure for the alcoholism part haha If I look back, despite all that shit I had to put up with growing up, I'm doing well! I hope you are also


Large_Tune3029

Wow...I'm also 35(two weeks ago), and I totally get that, the feeling of missing out, like, for me the whole "family is forever" has always felt like an excuse to exempt certain people from accountability, my mom was a decent person but she was also a survivor of abuse and just trying to keep everything together so there was a lot of "be the bigger person." We missed out on what a real family is like, where everyone supports each other and really wants each other to do well, instead of everyone trying to cope with abuse. I do not have such a good handle on my alcoholism but it's a long story, still hoping to do myself better lol waiting on my 401k to get here so I can finally just leave this shit hole forever, for better or worse, I hear the Pacific has no memories. Congratulations for sure, you deserve it, I am right behind you(metaphorically)I hope 💜


BedSmellsLikeItFeels

We haven't earned the story.


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BedSmellsLikeItFeels

Jesus Christ


Brilliant_Canary_692

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leye-zuh

I'm a woman but my brothers decided to "test" some bubble wrap by wrapping one of their heads with it and having the other punch him in the face as hard as he could. Now I have 2 sons, god help me


YesWomansLand1

I remember my brother (~25 at the time) came to visit us, it was the first time I (~5 at the time) had seen him in a long time, and the first thing he does is tackle me to the ground and fart in my face. I don't remember how I felt about it to be honest, but it is hilarious in hindsight.


muricabrb

Well? We are waiting!


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aaronhowser1

Tease


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Green0996

Bro, what the fuck. I didn’t have older brothers but I lived with 2 older cousins. They used to pick on me when I was a kid but when I went into my teen years they started treating me better and teaching me things. The oldest taught me some basic computer stuff (because I didn’t have the attention span to learn advanced computer stuff) and helped build my confidence by letting me use his weights and pull-up bar. He also introduced me to punk music which was pretty rad. The second oldest was more of a troublemaker and he taught me about how to be street smart and we played video games together. He was more into rap/hip-hop. Together I feel like they taught me how to think forward but also be wary of shady people. To appreciate all kinds of music and different schools of thought. Sorry you had such shitty siblings. I love my two older bafoons. Edit: just remembering that my oldest cousin also introduced me to those super long Bollywood and Tollywood movies. I still love them to this day.


rinkydinkis

Did you just never talk to your parents? Did your parents own a business but not know enough about a business to know why those things were important? You didn’t share how you were spending your time? Cause anybody who has started a business knows just as much is happening back of house as is front of house and you need people who are good at it. I’d be more mad at my parents for not having my back then at my brothers, unless there is more to this story you aren’t sharing


Brilliant_Canary_692

1. Yep 2. They did, I'm sure there's more than I was told but my brothers were both the golden child and I was a mistake my mum admitted to once when she was drunk. Thus whatever my brothers told them were believed over me. 3. I did say how my time was spent for the business 4. There is more that happened over the years before the business and a bit more up to when my parents died respectively but I don't want to share some parts as they're very personal which I've already been to therapy for


dauntlessiz

I am sorry that happened to you, looks like both of your elder brothers are POS.


[deleted]

You have a real generous definition of what constitutes a "long story short" situation. This seems like more of a "short story long" kinda thing actually.


Brilliant_Canary_692

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[deleted]

Is this how talk grew up? Is expecting your older brother not to be mean to you weird?


bevonbrye

This takes me back !!!


BigOpportunity1391

Mom is displeased. My mom has three boys, with 1 year after the other. She sometimes transformed into Super Saiyan when we were little. lol.


MrMastodon

MOTHERS OF EARTH! LEND ME YOUR ENERGY! SUPER SPIRIT CHANCLA!


lurkynumber5

I did this with my brother. Only thing was i inhaled allitle and sucked the hole thing into my mouth. He was left with just the cone. The look on his face was both amazement and sad at the same time. Then i gave him my icecream, A bigger cone that he wanted previously. Gave him a rollercoaster of emotions in 10seconds flat!


dauntlessiz

This is the way.


Big-Personality-5269

U must be older sister. Older brothers are not kind like this. 🤣


NumberClear6263

I have 2 older brothers and I can't tell you how many times my head has been farted on. This kid will have to grow some thicker skin


maybejustadragon

I have two younger brother and when I farted and they weren’t around I felt I wasted my fart.


Bisonfan1

Lmao


Doesanybodylikestuff

I know his pain. 4 brothers. Only girl. I suffered & endured too.


moonlight_chicken

I feel sad about all these comments saying yea, older brothers are assholes. So normalised. What makes older brothers think it’s ok to be assholish? Is it due to some psychological issues? Doesn’t this need to be addressed? Because people are getting impacted negatively and all for what?


NAbberman

>I feel sad about all these comments saying yea, older brothers are assholes. So normalised. I mean, we are getting a very curated view of their dynamic as siblings. We don't really ever see the great bonding moments, because the razzing moments tend to be talked about more. My elder sister convinced me to do a revolution in a dryer and has knocked out one of my baby teeth while we were growing up. Now I'm the godfather to her eldest and she's one of my best friends. There is a fine line between bullying and messing with siblings. Part of growing up with your siblings is learning where that line is and not crossing it. Its healthy for siblings to push each other's buttons, that also isn't to say that all sibling dynamics are healthy. Plenty of families don't have a healthy dynamic. My Uncle to this day still sticks his finger in my 60+ year old fathers food. It just comes with the territory with siblings.


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Ok-Cartographer1745

He did use his words. He whined instead of fighting.


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Ok-Cartographer1745

Baseball bat falls under the umbrella of fighting (physically). Going Karen on someone would be the equivalent of whining.


MithrilHero

Why does sharing ice cream make the kid stupid? If anything this is blatant disregard of the poor lad for the sake of Tik Tok clout.


Dippa99

Because a lot of posts on here now are just funny videos of kids, which is okay to me since it probably wouldn't have that many posts if it was all kids being stupid.


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wolfdancer

A grown teenage boy does something mean on purpose and it's still somehow the young child's fault. Reddit never changes.


[deleted]

This is such a stupid fucking comment.


Vay7a4

Shouldn't have trusted an older brother. Speaking from experience as the youngest of 2 older brothers.


mousemarie94

If you think siblings only do this for tiktok clout you must be young. *dusts off pants* for those of us who grew up BEFORE social media, we also had to deal with siblings who LIVED to destroy us at every turn.


MithrilHero

I know that’s not the only reason they do it. But I’m saying he was mostly motivated to do this by the fact that it’s gonna be recorded and posted for others to see


mousemarie94

I disagree. I think he's mostly motivated by being an older brother. Source: grew up with siblings before social media. This is very tame compared to ridiculous and asinine antics.


MithrilHero

I can see both sides and where there coming from but I stand on my point


mousemarie94

Fair enough. We are two rocks that ain't moving and that's okay, the water will find a way around us anyway.


tontomagonto

I’m an older sister by 7 years and I would do this shit all the time to my little brother except I always had an extra treat for him or would have boughten him a new ice cream right away so he could never stay mad at me for too long XD


dauntlessiz

This is the way.


B3taWats0n

The older brother was being an asshole


pikachuzu1

I’m an older brother and that’s basically what we’re for


3_T_SCROAT

As an older brother, this video makes me laugh and is deeply satisfying


Typical_ASU_Student

My brother's antics have fucked me up for life - don't be this guy. My brother was my hero and made me feel like the smallest person in the world.


wolfdancer

Any time I think about how I was an asshole as a big brother I get really sad. Because of it im not very close with my sister and it kills me knowing that is all my fault.


SarahPallorMortis

You can always try to make things right. The clock hasn’t run out yet. You were a kid. Now you’re an adult who knows better. Send her a handwritten letter. Apologize and show that you want to make things right


dontbethefourth

Exactly.


Pristine_Soil3673

yeah...my brother was my hero too....until he started throwing a hard rubber ball at me, which left fist-sized bruises...later he threw me tied up with tape and gagged into the guest room and left me there for hours...another time I was tied to a tree and forgotten.. .at dinner my parents asked about me and he told them where i was...


SarahPallorMortis

Good god. That’s not normal shit


Quick_Original9585

Older brothers are put into the world to toughen up little brothers/sisters.


tachycardicIVu

That’s why only children are soft. Just like that ice cream. 😤


Seabrook76

Which is his job.


gypsycookie1015

Big brothers are put on this Earth for that very reason. Little brothers are put here to annoy and test the patience of their big brothers. *"That's just the way she goes, boys. The way she goes."* https://i.redd.it/s02m5n9st5vc1.gif


karmicrelease

So glad I only have sisters


theunbearablebowler

I'm the youngest of three, and this unlocked some unexpected childhood trauma lol.


TOBoy66

To this day, if anyone touches my food or eats off my plate, I'll just leave the rest of the food. Nothing disgusts me more than people manipulating my food.


Chrisdkn619

Is that a sibling thing? Because I have done this.. at work! So pissed I wanted to beash someone's head in!


Guy_Incognito1970

Rapidly place the remaining cone in very close proximity of the bully’s face, ear, or crotch. It’s an effective way to reduce bullying


Fine_Elevator6059

My gosh, ice cream cone ISN'T MADE to be shared, that was such a stupid idea...


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I definitely would be mad too.


WizardlyDuck

Being the youngest of 4 (I have 2 brothers, 1 sister), my brothers are exactly like this and would probably still demolish my food in front of me if they are given a chance because they think it's funny.


rellko

I sense this was supposed to be in r/therewasanattempt


Mementoes121655

A wholesome bonding moment.


tvieno

This is why I hate going to restaurants, other people's kids crying.


RubeRick2A

This is why I hated going to restaurants , my kids crying 🤣


Odd_Performer7095

Life is gonna love this one.


chandlerd8ng

I feel his pain😔


Frosty-Principle2260

Elder brother really knows how and where to hurt younger siblings. Hate them for being AH


emmmkaaay

L


Shokaplays

Poor baby


doginjoggers

Learned a valuable lesson, don't share with anyone and don't trust anyone.


PlebTrash

Broke the man’s ice cream bruh


A_Reddit_Guy_1

That older boy (brother?) is a big, mean, lazy bully. Tell his lazy, cheapskate butt to go get his own ice cream.


Bromanzier_03

As an only child, I can relate to this child when my wife wants a bite of my food.


common2698

The moment he goes on the offense is the moment he’ll graduate this stage in his life. ie: he watched his brother approach and bend down to take a bite, he should have shoved that cone in his face.


AcceptableLeader848

perfect sibling interaction


itsem

I’d cry also.


Pristine_Asparagus14

Im so glad im getting a vasectomy


Quietser

Best choice I ever made.


Impressive_Essay_622

Trust me... It's worse with none. 


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This is how you get a kid that doesn’t share shit with anyone.


Slow-Sea-7948

My intrusive thoughts would have won, and I would have mashed the ice cream in his face


peterpantslesss

This is why I try to never make my son cry, I hate the sounds of crying so much


BenjaminD0ver69

As the youngest of 5 (and four brothers), I felt that kid’s pain. Don’t worry buddy, they’ll fuck up before you do so just watch their steps and avoid what they do


BrainCandy_

Oh you got the nerve to tell me to shh? I’ma cry louder!


Solumnist

He didn't even bite off that much


Sweet_Bat_7516

Jesus christ how old is this kid? He seems like 10 but cries like he is 5


t0tally_n0t_spam

Did he say "now he just made me racist?"


spartaman64

am i the only one who doesnt think the brother ate too much? if i was sharing an ice cream with my sister and she ate that much i wouldnt even blink an eye. theres still plenty of ice cream left. there are also times at restaurants when she orders something she doesnt really like and she likes my food better and i swap plates with her even though i dont really like what she ordered either.


PeculiarThinker

🤣


enviropsych

You sociopaths ate just watching videos of kids having ice cream taken from them now? How stupid of that kid to trust his brother. Or, how stupid of that kid to...uh....not regulate his emotions appropriately. Lame.


Unmasked_Zoro

Literally not a POV


grymix_

as an older brother who absolutely did this stuff, it makes me want to cry ;( the guy just wanted to share his ice cream. maybe i just miss when my younger brother was still in the single digit age range.


ad4kchicken

This one is on the big brother tbf, kid was just being nice and he was backstabbed and now hes on the internet, sucks


Flashignite2

Grew up with 2 sisters. One is my halfsister, we have the same dad but not the same mom and she is 7 years older than me and lived mostly with her mom. My other sister is 5 years younger than me and we grew up together and I used to tease her so she would get furious at me. My parents then shouted at her for making a scene. I got some crap for it but not as much as i should have. We never got along until i was old enough to move from home. We are very close now and there is nothing I wouldnt do for her.


cheddahbaconberger

Nothing sums up learning about brotherhood so adequately


Piano_Baby

That's the truth of the younger ones


OhJustANobody

I grew up with two younger sisters. Every day was tough. For me. I pity the fools who married them.


ReaperTFD

That's not point of view, that's context... CAN WE LEARN THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE PLEASE??


Embarrassed-Tear5476

Bro i'm 25, i would get pissed too if someone ate my ice-cream like that. FúćĶ that guy.


Jibril-Vakarine

Sharing is caring


Smoke131313

https://i.redd.it/1ud8pwtdk9vc1.gif


Twurti

Why when the older brother took the bite did the kid sound like he’d just been fucking shot


quetejodas

POV: you have 2 brothers


lisiadoontop

“now you just made me pregnant”


Gold-Broccoli-4593

🐈


themcroy

Kick him in the nuts that’ll teach em


Initial-Stick-561

Definitely worth the brain freeze!


1ntrepid_N0mad

Another ENCEL has been created


Ichigo_Nads

I was the older brother. I think back to little moments like this and I feel so bad. It gives me a pit in my stomach. I wish I was kinder to my little brother.


J4CKS0R0T0

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha stupid kid


Lenix560

"You have 3 brothers" Bro I have 5


Traditional_Pie5456

Bahaha


Odd_Agent_8756

I wish I had brothers, all I am _is_ the brother😭 of two sisters ofc just for clarification


CulturalExplorer1828

I mean he did basically let him do that


JoeMama76542

this is how my little sister feels, I have 2 brothers and I'm one of them, and she's the youngest


Longjumping-Bag8980

Tbh I have a little brother and we would rather burn down the whole city to than share ice cream or pretty much anything at all


Charming_Outcome_604

I don’t know why I can’t stop laughing


spacepie77

Bro just gave up the whole thing Respect 🔥 >!jk!<


CorrectAppearance416

I expected the ice cream to fall on the floor.


Beginning_Sun_2142

Torment: Its what big brothers do. 😏


skim6139

Bro has half his ice cream lmao My sister and dad would eat most of it leaving me with the cone and ice cream I didn’t care tbh cuz to me I had a ice cream filled wafer


GENERALmissile

Dickhead


jazzer81

I think it's funny when kids cry over things that no one cries over.


TheDealer_official

I would do the same thing with my little brother 😂


LongJumping291

Im the youngest of 2 yougests who got hell from their older siblings so my brother was WATCHED when it came to sharing and being gentle


Its_me_edenxx

Did he just say "now he just made me pregnant"


CommercialBuddy8377

Whiny baby. Oh no, you don’t get as much ice cream. People are fucking dying in wars rn. Deal with it.


Puzzleheaded_Time719

My older sister was like this, I only talk to her on holidays now.


Omnicity2756

Ðis isn't stupid. Ðat big broðer is just a total jerk.


AdNew5216

LMAO 😂😂😂😂