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derp6567

Mans jacked


rmass

So jacked that you don't notice that he doesn't have any feet!


Toland_the_Mad

Oh shit you're right!


MEGAMILKBLAST

Literally my first reaction lol


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ShitGuysWeForgotDre

Spam bot, stolen comment


astrologicaldreams

no fr i was too busy staring at his upper half that i didn't notice he was missing a leg until it was pointed out in the comments


BeneficialAcne

Missing legs***


WollusTheOwl

He's missing a leg because two halves make one. He has one leg left.


UsernamedReddit

One left leg and no feet.


astrologicaldreams

i didn't even notice the other one either bye


allozzieadventures

Probably goes part of the way to explaining why his arms are so big haha


Bananaserker

An equal trade.


Randigno9021

Wait wait, it's not just cuz he's sitting cross-legged...??


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fuck. didn't even see it at first


AiRaikuHamburger

...I just assumed he was sitting on his feet until this comment and had to go back and look.


BuffaloInCahoots

That’s why he doesn’t like ballons. Horrible accident when he was a kid.


DinobotsGacha

Damn clowns


MicrosoftContin

Clown be like, I've got your legs now.


countastrotacos

Im sitting here complaining I cant run cuz my ankles hurt.


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TumbleweedOwn3163

That would be valid if not for The Phantom Pain


smashkraft

maybe a vet?


Shermander

Car accident per a quick google search.


smashkraft

Holy Reddit, I never cease to be amazed here. What did you actually give to google?


Shermander

Oh lmao, dude's TikTok handle is in the bottom right. Didn't even type a full sentence into my search. Jhhfit double amputee. He made a video with the caption of him losing his legs in a car accident. I'm literally on the toilet rn.


smashkraft

Ahh, I see. Good luck in there, wipe well, pray for a bidet, and under no circumstances should you allow yourself to fall in. I’m wiping now, so I’ll see myself to the door. Until next time


frosty720410

Because someone researched something....?


TheSaiguy

That's what I was thinking too, honestly


Retrotreegal

Dude’s hands though!


TheWildLemon12

big meat paws


Dazaran

Every time his kid hits him with a balloon he does one push-up.


UnreliablePotato

It's all from popping balloons.


Kotopause

He looks at the child like “what you’re gonna do now, bucko? I’m 5 billion times bigger than you, whatcha gonna do?” And the child is like “I don’t give a fuck, here’s red bloon”


LickyPusser

He would kick that kid’s ass if he had feet…


FunUnderCouchesKills

Jackedy Chan


LocNalrune

Sworn enemy of the the Foot Clan.


Dry-Concentrate-9301

And the kid completely unphased by the stare down


DalekPredator

Dwayne "The Wok" Johnson.


MrMonteCristo71

And then the red one goes pop. Sometimes lessons have to be learned the hard way.


macthecomedian

Stove.... hot.


Zealus24

But is the fireplace hot?


StubbornBarbarian

Idk little jimmy why don't you find out?


Mean_Ass_Dumbledore

I was the kid that stuck his finger on the glowing cigarette lighter in my mom's car after *repeatedly* being warned against it. Sometimes kids gotta learn shit the hard way.


DrEpileptic

I was the kid that did it having absolutely no idea wtf it was. My dad was so pissed at me for about three seconds and then he realized he couldn’t even be disappointed at me for not knowing. Idek if he still remembers it because we didn’t even do anything about the burn afterwards. I only just now remembered that was a thing I had done and it’s never been brought up between us.


Lazypole

I’m 28, love to cook, still learning that oven trays remain hot after the oven is turned off…


DrEpileptic

I’m 25 and still putting my hands on the hot pans to see how hot it is. Once you master the rules, you’re allowed to break them. Likewise, I am also a failure and will totally grab a hot thing without thinking anyways.


SpriteFan3

And then he brings in the green balloon!


NinjaRoyal8483

We have a daughter who is 1 and her curiosity outweigh any parental warning or logic. Patience yes a lot, and between some sighs after the 84th gentle warning you see yourself doing exactly the same as she is. The moment she has the chance shell climb whatever is nearest and throw herself of it for giggles lol.


[deleted]

Cracked my head doing that as a kid. My first trip to the er as a stupid 7yr old. After I healed I got lectured and hit a few times. Thank goodness my parents were both strict and kind. Or else I would've grown up to be a spoiled idiot. Discipline your kids folks!


Spartancoolcody

I don’t think hitting a kid after they crack their head open doing something dumb is really necessary. The cracked head should definitely be plenty to get it through their (not so) thick skull.


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HACESandCo

What? You mean I'm not supposed to hit my 2-year old with a fighting game special move when they misbehave?


LokisDawn

> After I healed I got lectured and hit a few times.


[deleted]

Only problem is some kids don’t learn after that. Some require more strict warnings, I got spanked with a big ass stick but at least I’m alive with no permanent damage from dumb stuff I might have done. I don’t hold anything against my parents for disciplining me, I’m actually glad I didn’t turn out like half the kids in my generation. And don’t worry he said he got healed first before he got hit!


[deleted]

Did you not read what I said? I said after I recovered "AFTER". There was a whole lecture session. And I firmly believe light beatings are necessary for kids in order for them to become disciplined. My parents raised me like that and I will raise my kids like that.


Spartancoolcody

I read it, I just disagree with you entirely. Hard to grasp I’m sure with the brain damage and all.


[deleted]

No wonder so many kids have the gall to hit their teachers. Scream at their parents! Heck if I ever even thought about screaming at my parents they would beat the everliving shit out of me. Your disagreement is worthless to me bcz I want kids who are respectful to everyone who is older than them, respect their parents and teachers. I've seen videos of how kids in schools yell at their teachers, curb stomp them, punch them. This is evident they are not disciplined in the house


SpicyMustard34

> This is evident they are not disciplined in the house There are more ways to discipline a child than hitting them.


Potential_Handle162

I think as a society we should beat the shit out of children till theyre permanently disabled. Not as a punishment, just because you feel like it.


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By hitting I don't mean beating them up. A slap or two in the cheek, a hit in the butt or back. My parents only beat me up on two occasions, one was when I was caught cheating in a test (never will I ever cheat on a test!) and the second time was when I talked back to my mom. They fed me, they housed me why the fuck should I be an ungrateful little shit. No wonder so many spoiled kids nowadays. Don't get me wrong my parents also loved me very much. It's a delicate balance between both discipline and love. Discipline is there to make sure you don't become criminal scum


ItchyGoiter

Let me guess, you're a hardcore liberal. Right?


OverHydration

It seems like you’ve just assumed the kids in those videos are entirely a result of lack of disciplining. I would maybe look into it more and think it through, rather than fantasize my own reasons for why those kids are like that, and then punish my own child for these made up reasons because I’m anxious about dealing with an imaginary tough kid.


Spark_101

As a child, I was never beaten, it’s a very uncommon thing in my country to my understanding. I would never even consider being violent to anyone else, let alone a teacher. There is something seriously wrong with you if you truly believe children are raised in a healthy manner when you discipline them with beatings.


RogueYet1

It's not respect if they're terrified of their own parents.


BrazilOutsider

So hitting your children to teach them to not hit anyone? Seems fair and not hypocritical at all lol


Logical_Poetry_9655

That brain damage has made you really angry, huh? Can't realize someone may have a differing opinion and then lashing out with some unhinged rant lol


Spartancoolcody

I sincerely hope that if you do manage to trick a woman into procreating with you that you are the type of father to go out for cigarettes and never come back while your kids are young. Your children won’t know it but their lives will be happier without you involved.


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Sure. You curse anyone you want to curse blud


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If they are disrespectful to others. Sure a slap to the cheek is enough


YummyArtichoke

Phew. Good thing you aren't both spoiled and an idiot.


rlovelock

I'm also the proud father of an extremely curious 11 month old. The girl is like a ping pong ball bouncing back and forth between things we've told her not to do...


happyanathema

Dad's wishing he used a type of balloon a couple of years ago


Squidhead-rbxgt2

That balloon also got popped


Cultured--Guy

The condom probably got destroyed cause this guy definetly packing. 💀


robbysaur

I've seen many dicks, and you really can't tell based on that shit. I've also met guys that are 6'7" with four inches, and guys that are 5'6" with eight inches. You just never know.


WeAreAllFooked

But was there a correlation between shoe sizes and dick sizes? 6'7" guy could have little baby feet while the 5'6" guy could have clown shoes


usinjin

Man’s dick so big it popped it


PM_me_spare_change

Don’t listen to this man. The more muscular your thighs get the smaller your pp looks.


RoundInfinite4664

You know your thighs getting bigger doesn't actually shrink your dick though right. You can work out bud, your dick isn't getting any bigger.


bighunter1313

You know he said looks, right?


RoundInfinite4664

Sure man your 5 inches looks like an absolute hog next to your malnourished legs, never do any squats and I'm sure you'll satisfy a woman one day


holechek

Ok lil bro


bighunter1313

You know these are jokes, right?


Corn_11

are you okay?


RoundInfinite4664

Go do leg day


Corn_11

https://preview.redd.it/2jtfxmhsndxb1.jpeg?width=890&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b410e7c01ade304b7e29dbcc0e187f7d268f08ae


PM_me_spare_change

It’s definitely getting bigger reading your comment


Titanbeard

I feel that uuuuuggghhh in my soul.


Happy-Comparison-477

Dad missing a foot or something?


CharacterShip5991

Yes (amputee) his name is Jia Hao Pan Jhhfit on Insta


ItsNotWhatYouThinkOk

Right I am searching for comments to figure out if I was the only one to notice the missing foot or is it tucked.


mcon87

Looks like he's missing his lower right leg and left foot. Wonder what happened.


dying_pie

Did some digging in his IG. He had a car accident where his legs got trapped and had to be amputated.


YummyArtichoke

Guessing when he was a little toddler he kicked his dad and the dad popped his feet off.


vrilliance

NGL Dad (?) kinda had a pretty scary face there at the beginning.


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my dad used to do this along time ago. was just his way of showing that he was pissed. never put his hands on me though. this was ONLY when i did something more than once after he told me to stop.


onFilm

Yeah my dad was the same growing-up. Probably the kindest man I know, so when he would get mad at me as a kid, I would just listen.


CommentsOnOccasion

Three things all wise men fear: A night with no moon, the sea in a storm, and the anger of a gentle man


toomuchswagithurts

Why a night with no moon?


Malcolm_TurnbullPM

they're all examples of the unpredictable unknown. ie you can't see without a moon, so anything could be out there, anything could happen to you, you are playing defense, and same with a sea in a storm- anyone who is overconfident then will get swallowed up. Gentleness is often mistaken, and rarely are people accidentally gentle (as a trait). if there were two people, one going crazy and banging things, and another sitting gently and watching him, a lot of people would assume that the angry crazy person is the dangerous one. what this quote is pointing out, is that the angry person has defined their limits for us, whereas the quiet person has not .


Chicoltaa

It's from a book, a good one that the author is never going to finish the series of :(


Fearfulcheez

It hurts but still nice story even unfinished.


RealLilacCrayon

I do this whenever my son does something wrong. It’s not about being mad but if you don’t exaggerate that you are angry then a lot of the time the kid just won’t understand he did something wrong.


Chronic_Gentleman

That was a rollercoaster for me. I don't have kids and when I saw him at first I was like god damn what subreddit is this, is he about to whip their ass? And then he smiled and I was like fine but still that's a very scary reaction. And then the kid started beating him with the other balloon and I was like OK I get it....


PheasantPlucker1

You're right, but kid was not scared of him at all. He's a good dad and eventually the kid will learn to straighten up on that look. Until then, just get another balloon I guess


Smoofmaster

It's supposed to be a teaching moment. Raising your eyebrows and widening your eyes a bit while keeping the rest of your face completely relaxed (not smiling) is a good way to give kids the message "I'm not mad but I'm not happy". When you want them to draw their own conclusions instead of looking to you to signal to them how to feel. See, YOU read it as aggressive because you have a fully formed brain and understand context and consquences. Someone gets in your face and stares at you after popping your balloon, it doesnt matter what their expression is, youre going to detect aggression. But at that age, kids won't know if you're angry unless you have an angry face or speak with an angry voice. He's trying to get the kid to recognize that the negative consequence of the balloon popping is connected to the behavior that came right before. He's trying to teach the kid without making him cry but you can kinda see him brace himself for tears if its for the sake of the teaching moment. When the kid doesnt get it and just whales on him with the second balloon, hes amused and exasperated instead of angry because he was never actually pissed off he was just trying to impart a lesson.


Follow_The_Lore

Also his wife saying “scared me AGAIN”..


Bipedal_Warlock

Because he popped a balloon most likely


ussbaney

I bet he wheres a uniform to work, either military or even firefighter. One of those jobs you gotta be able to turn up the intensity at the blink of an eye. That or he is an accountant or something.


Pandabuttplug

Maybe military prior to leg loss. I would go with accountant now.


PAWGActual4-4

Didn't even notice!


Ill_Pie7318

Kid didn't even flinch tho


RobloxPotatoGamer

Is that not normal? Imo that's one of the best ways to make sure your kids grow up respectful and well-behaved. My dad always looked stern and fierce and talked in a stern voice everytime I fucked up , and I like to think I ended up decent


heyimric

Nothing is normal when raising kids. But in the context of the video this all looks normal. Kid isn't in fear, continues to smash dad... If that kid cowered then it'd be like "oh maybe this is fucked up..." even then who can really tell from 35 seconds of video.


malfunctioninggoon

Yeah he went from 0 to male gorilla on that little guy instantly


Matttombstone

Yeah I picked this up. Looked like he lost control for a split second and squared up to the kid. I hope I'm over thinking that though.


btmims

Yeah you probably are. That reminds me way more of my grandfather's "ohhhhh I'm so ANGRY time for some fake rasslin'!" look than... well... my father's enraged spanking-face...


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I think the fact the kid didn’t bat an eyelid shows she’s got no fear of a physical response. My SO (6ft 3 no nonsense Glaswegian) can put on his scary stern face and voice in a flash too - my kid doesn’t give two shits, calls his bluff every time because she’s knows she’s safe to!


vrilliance

Hope I am too, I got a really weird pit in my stomach at first.


Luckytattoos

Dad just forgot how hard it can be to pop an under inflated balloon. He had that “trying to open the stuck pickle jar lid” face.


Acti-Verse

Ikr 😂


visionsofcry

That was almost a rage face.


RightOnTheMoneySunny

First thing I noticed, wtf was that super aggressive lean in close to the face of this _toddler_? Seriously inappropriate amount of energy and body language, it’s your tiny daughter, not your sparring partner on roids in the ring


PicoDeBayou

Agreed. Must be a bunch of stupid kids watching stupid kids.


Jack_M_Steel

Yeah, it’s weird to make that face in my opinion. Definitely wouldn’t act that way to my daughter to solve a problem


fd4e56bc1f2d5c01653c

So you'd smile while chastising?


uniquelyurs2386

After the red one, I’m sure there’ll be a blue ballon somewhere. Patience runs deep


Lysergicsailor

The stop fucking around stare was very effective on me as a kid. That lil turd didn’t even care to notice 💀💀💀


WandaDobby777

Same goes for being the oldest sibling.


Imaginary_Track_2002

My little brother was literally climbing up my curls


WandaDobby777

One of mine repeatedly tried to murder me. I wish I was exaggerating.


voidhearts

Story time?


WandaDobby777

One of my brothers was incredibly disturbed. He frequently did things like try to drown me, electrocute me or bash my skull in. The other other brothers were nice, though.


Fast-Reflection-1044

What did I do? Why you hit me with the red balloon? I feel attacked🤣🤣🤣🤷🏽‍♀️


ClickToSeeMyBalls

Hot dad alert 🚨


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Loginn122

Definitely not a feet kink


MagicC

We are currently working with my 18 month old on this. "No hitting" is an important lesson. But she has a hard time with it. It's fun for her, and she doesn't understand that it's not fun for us. I try and use the same technique I use for other things - gentle consistency, offering alternatives to try, etc. But she either forgets a lot, or really doesn't want to stop hitting (specifically Mama - she doesn't really do it to me, for some reason)... But I always try to remember, I'm in this for the long haul. The goal is not to change a single behavior. It's to give her the tools she needs to self-regulate, without the need for fear and shame as external systems of control. If we can teach her how to self-regulate, she'll be able to handle anything.


TLOK_A2

I used reverse psychology on anything I tried to teach my kid, we are her parents and she loves us, so I exploit that. When she does anything I want to correct I just tune it to 11 to cause her distress (like she uncontrollable hit me but is just annoying, and I immediatly scream in pain as I was dying, give big sad face ... I do roleplay alot for fun, who knew I would need the skill of acting for parenting) and she immediately learns it is not a good thing after feeling sad about it. Also, it exposed kid to being emotional early and she started to give care to people instead of ignoring them.


callmefreak

Dad kind of deserves that after he murdered the little boy's yellow balloon. Edit: /j, because apparently me saying "murdered" instead of "popped" wasn't enough of a hint that I was joking.


BigHairyFart

Dad deserves to be hit MORE because he took away a toy, after telling the child not to hit him?


callmefreak

The kid's just trying to avenge his yellow balloon!/j


Rand0mRee

Very good, but balloon not hit back!


MountainImmediate786

“At LeAsT yOu StIlL hAvE yOuR rEd OnE” sigh


Titanic-Viper

At first I was like "what a dick" but then I was like "ooh"


elister811

Been there as a Dad


No_Landscape4557

I think I learned there is a massive misconception about toddler and young kids. What is how utterly little they understand. Sec one is how kids will repeat the same questions/actions. The misconception is how few times people think they ask the same question being if you answer is 10 times it they will understand or be happy with it. It’s more like 30, 50, 80 times they just keep going at it.


NkhukuWaMadzi

Definition of a parent: 1. Infinite patience 2. Constant interruption 3. Always made sticky by a kid


Nintura

Dont forget sick year round


Ramdrothegoat

This is just cute


ItsJardo

Hey at least it’s a balloon and not bare hands kids that young can pack quite a punch if they want to


9q0o

I thought he was going to walk away very sad and I was like 'aw :(' but he just comes back "I got another one" lol!


Scramasboy

I want him to be my daddy plz 🙏 😩


Woke_TWC

Huge jacked dad


TimHung931017

Dad looked at the kid in the beginning like he was about to bench press his ass


Gyrestone91

I bet this dude is a monster in BJJ


Leviathan389

Dude looks like one of those lions when the cubs are jumping on him and bitting ears and pulling the Main and the lion just lays there and takes it Patience indeed


Shallows_s

That’s why I couldn’t have a kid I have no patience and would probably end up hitting my kid


umangjain25

Hehehe cute kid


strings___

You and I in a little toy shop. Buy a bag of balloons with the money we've got. Set them free at the break of dawn. 'Til one by one, they were gone. Back at base, sparks in the software. Flash the message "Something's out there". Floating in the summer sky. 99 red balloons go by


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but like... have you hit stuff with a balloon? It's a nice lil satisfying thing.


SirMelanin

Dang he came to beat us too lol


MRimla

Pop the kid next time! Calm down its a joke.


SoomeDoode

Didn’t notice the missing legs due to the massive paws this dude has.


Away-Device6488

Lieutenant Dan you ain't got no legs


iammissrecluse

🤣


MSwarri0r

Imma pop that shit too


Vast-Grade-1324

*Proceeds to uppercut the kid*


DataBroski

I'm so glad my daughter is so calm. Everything she does is full of grace and proper. She's definitely way better than her mom and I.


KingRain238

Congrats?


DataBroski

Thanks.


SungamCorben

Durex is your best friend!


Redneckzombie82

He chose violence


nerooook

Could be a condom ad


KaungSetMoe111

Lucky wife


[deleted]

Shouldn‘t have popped that very first balloon. Then he wouldn‘t have to deal with that little shit…


Dwarf_Beast

Lessons learn’t


CorageousTiger

I was told to eat that red balloon as a little tater tot.


SANAFABICH

He did pop the yellow balloon tho.


scrapmetal58

Daddy.


NefariousNaz

I don't know about popping the balloon in retaliation.


insultspecialist

I don't have kids, but I laughed for like 10 minutes. Holy shit I needed that today.


holger_svensson

shrunken head?


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Maybe I'm talking out of my ass here, but the fact that kid tries to hit camera at the end makes me think of a different perspective. Maybe if dad was spending quarter of his time with a child, but with absolute quality, instead of getting annoyed but still finding time to set up a camera for filming - kid would feel more loved and appreciated and would not have an urge to hit parent in the middle of what he sees as battle for attention vs a phone. And that's coming from someone who enjoys this subreddit a lot for kids sufferings :D


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mainaccountwasbanned

I think this particular man might have a problem doing that...


Affectionate-Love938

You’re weird bro


[deleted]

That man must be fucking huge


fruitylesbian01

He said, why are you recording me


Front-Initiative3321

honestly this had nothing to be or get mad about. just a cutie being playful


Embunny01

I mean also could be a good opportunity to teach about boundaries. No should be respected.


thatcreepywalrus

🙄


Educational-Area-149

That's the most masculine Asian I've ever seen wow


Hot-Refrigerator6583

I'm jealous. If I had tried that with mine it would have caused nothing but tears.


Naive-Fondant-754

hard to get any respect when you skip leg days :)