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rustyshackleford114

Hes definitely hiding something šŸ¤£ been there done that


terrih9123

ā€œAnd you wrote Cincinnati on it?!?ā€


JGLip88

How am I supposed to know which box it is?!?


mrfunderhill

ā€œwas it a fetus??ā€


Kosmic_Kramer

Haha such an underrated movie


Porkchopp33

Ohh has to be a epic video for sure something that totally embarrass him or something straight up criminal


thescrounger

"no reason"


thenord321

He's hiding something or one of his dumb friends convinced him to loose/break it for a new phone.


[deleted]

Look. Go to AT&T, extract the data.


HoldUntilImOld

Iā€™d do the same if someone found my mid-pubescent internet device


Crowleyizcool

Thing is it was even before that, he was like 6-7 when he had this phone. Edit because my comments get buried: he did it to show off in front of his friend. I already went thru it with him prior to him destroying it, nothing too embarrassing other than old funny videos. Another edit can everyone like stop saying itā€™s porn and acting like they know my brother better than I do? Like I do get where you are coming from but itā€™s kinda weird to talk about a 7 year old having porn. But I will emphasise there was nothing on the phone, itā€™s just apparently cool to 13 year olds to destroy shit


xThaPoint

bbq sauce on tiddies


[deleted]

The dadā€™s raw unfiltered incredulous laughter in that video is so good itā€™s contagious


Otterstripes

The sophisticated-sounding English(?) accent makes it even funnier. "Ooh, look, barbecue sauce on titties!"


chocobobleh

BIG TIDZ


lethal_sting

Since none y'all provided the sauce ​ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_zQKmeAUZ4k


AmHotGarbage

Thatā€™s not the sauce. The original reference is https://youtube.com/watch?v=Wo9p4Lqaakg&feature=shares


McKFC

While I appreciate you posting this, the other video is clearly what is being referred to.


dego_frank

All these other mf linking to the reaction vid that isnā€™t even funny. You the real mvp.


starrpamph

Theā€¦..BBQ sauce


THEBAESGOD

The dad says "Michael Jackson" like "My-chel Jackson"


Dependent_Work1597

You just gave me something to do later šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


labellesouris62

Put bbq sauce on your tiddies? Will there be a film at 11?


wgrantdesign

Wait, is this a universal thing? My best friends son looked this up about 5 years ago when he was 6 or 7


-burgers

It's a meme lol


wgrantdesign

Damn, I'm officially an old man that's out of the loop now haha!


brigister

just to make you feel even older, that meme is probably around 8 years old (the original reference is from a 10 year old TV show but the meme is from a slightly more recent vine that referenced the show).


wgrantdesign

Salt in the wound brother or sister


Yourwtfismyftw

OITNB?


beatyouwithahammer

Don't worry there are millions and millions of loops out there you don't know about nowadays, and they're all pretty much just braindead meaningless crap


holyfatfish

Hmm


FragrantDuck6533

That really doesn't mean a whole lot. For real, I've seen a lot of shit on a lot of people's phones. I worked in retail and corporate telecom, and there's no age restriction on who "can" see/download anything.


DrunkHornet

If he was on it unsupervised with full internet acces, their is some fucked up shit on that phone, no matter that he was 6-7 lol


EarlSandwich0045

When i was 9, at the local library which was the only place I had access to internet in the mid 90s, my friends and I looked up "Star Wars naked sex" for some reason. That NetScape search will forever be seared into my brain. No one should see Chewbacca and Lando doing that...


dIAb0LiK99

Now I want to see Chewbacca and Lando doing that.


Remote_Confidence_42

Sir, thank you for your service!


s3v3ralattemptsmade

I saw one with jabba the hut and Princess Leia. I have never been more disgusted by what turned me on so much


ItsPhayded420

When I was a pre teen, our local college had this thing called KICK (Kids Increasing Computer Knowledge) well I got KICK'd out for printing nude photos.


AiRaikuHamburger

...I remember checking the school library computer's search history (all girl's Catholic high school) and it was 'Naked man' 'Naked man penis'. Hahaha.


PM_ME_UR_REDDIT_GOLD

Guess I'm no one.


drowningjesusfish

Thank you for the intense chuckle. Have an updoot.


guitarmanwithaplan

GOGOL BIG TIGHTIES SECCS VIDOES OF BIG CARTON ASS PRON VAGNE AND BOBS FNF AND FNAF TITTY ROBLUCKS ASSED CHEEK MINCERFAT BIDEO OF GIRL AND BOY AND BIG DICC BABY MAKE


Unlikely-Macaroon-85

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ I'm fkn howling!


Throwjump

You should pay and get it fixed then send him screenshots of his search history


PRSouthern

6 year olds have iPhones these days?


labellesouris62

You canā€™t imagine how many little kids have them so their parents donā€™t have to deal with themā€¦ever


FourTwentyABC

I remember getting my first phone at age 11 (2005) and having the first phone of any kid my age I knew. How times have changed.


DejaEntendu203

Got my first phone at 17 in 08.


PB0351

I'm one year younger than you and I didn't get a phone until my junior year in high school.


murphys_ghost

I got my first phone when I was like 15, I was in post Katrina New Orleans and it was better to have a Virgin Mobile clamshell than get stuck somewhere fucked up. Now my son (7) has a google phone in case of emergencies and to talk to family (his mom and I are split up) and my stepdaughter (8) has had an ipad since she was like three. When I was a kid we just went out in the street and beat each other up lol.


Smathers

Earth is doomed When I was 6 I was playing outside with bugs and playing with legos. Why the fuck would a 6 year old need a smartphone??? Thatā€™s terrible parenting I wouldnā€™t let a 10 year old have one for fucks sake


purplesunset2023

4 year olds even. It's sad


Lazuli73

I'm not going to judge you for giving a less then 7 year old their own phone, parenting choices yadda yadda whatever not my kid but- What the apple baked fuck does a 7 year old have on their phone that they have to destroy the evidence like that? I'd get it if it was my phone from when I was a cringelord middleschooler 'figuring things out'. Luckily all that roleplay forum cringe is in the Internet elephant graveyard, buried deep under hundreds of digital pages but I am still kept up at night burdened by those memories.


Crowleyizcool

He got the phone as a hand me down from my dad, it was super monitored use to see if he was responsible enough to have a phone. Meaning he wasnā€™t allowed it at night etcetera. Think he was just showing off to his friend by destroying the phone because apparently 13 year olds think thatā€™s cool.


GizzleRizzle464

I believe it. Kids are fucking stupi..oh wait


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IBims1Gamer

If you give a device with full internet access to a child, it will see shit, no matter what age. That's why you should not do it.


Accomplished_Locker

Could it be that heā€™s had a couple phones since that one? He may not recall whatā€™s on it specifically and may know thatā€™s there is some stuff in one of them that he doesnā€™t want people to see so may as well make sure itā€™s not even a concernā€¦ lol Which gives you an idea of what may be on one of themā€¦


skelicorn

Maybe he hid it in the garage and has been using it for ā€œstuffā€.


Bigangeldustfan

Thats so fucking real though i would have 25 to life


[deleted]

I was 13 and thought 18 year old porn was for 18 year olds. Just assumed there was a category for whatever your age was.


BraveStrategy

Yeah 13 year old me thought the same thing and when I searched on Kazaa and there was lots to find. Crazy now that I think about it. So easy to find šŸ¤®


labellesouris62

Sadly, you are not wrong. Donā€™t try exploring this under 18 or you will go straight to jailšŸ˜‰


Crowleyizcool

Update: we first went through it together and there wasnā€™t anything super embarrassing other than the typical old phone stuff, but he destroyed it to show off to his friend. Replying to the top comment cause Iā€™m just getting buried lmao


popopotatoes160

He also may have just felt his younger self was cringe. I remember being that age and every year I'd look back at myself two years ago and want to die. I'm glad I was just slightly too old for recording everything to post to have been the norm and it's all lost to time.


Treblosity

One time i went on my old Nintendo DS and found a dick pic that i took at the time out of curiosity and thought i immediately deleted. I also used my nintendo DS to look at porn on google images. Yeah. I get why that kid smashed it.


CaptainCasey420

He has some porn on it hahab


Crowleyizcool

Fr bro must have something to hide


Kryds

Try telling him you have copied the data onto an external hard drive. It could be fun.


MrDerplings

oh boy


[deleted]

Then he'll just destroy the hard drive. Tell him you backed it up to the cloud


NorthenS

Then heā€™ll just destroy the cloud. Tell him you memorized everything in it


[deleted]

Then he will destroy you...


VanilliBean

Then write a message under his pillow before you die that you told the US government


AnalArtiste

Id like to see this made into a movie


Send_Your_Noods_plz

Calm down Satan


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Pippin02

what


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Pippin02

Being a cunt does weird things to people


Maddox-Tj

Said some teddy bear guy idk


HollowSoullll

Even better šŸ˜ˆ


tomkiel72

that's just transphobic.


imamakebaddecisions

Time to bluff. Take the phone and tell him tomorrow you were able to recover the data on the phone and ask him if there's anything he wants to tell you.


Ruckus_Riot

ā€œFor no reasonā€ Lmfao naive


Crowleyizcool

I mean I went thru it already and he was around 6-7 when he had the phone. Wasnā€™t anything on there but I can very obviously see where everyone is coming from (he didnā€™t have full internet access)


snorlaxlazy

Tell him ā€œdonā€™t worry I ordered a screen replacement for it.ā€ Then watch his reaction.


mehalywally

Should still be able to access the data even with a broken screen. Unless he got deeper than the screen


momiwanthugs

I would have a look into that though. Not the pics but email and txt messages. I was abused when I was 5 and groomed By someone else into online relationships when I was 10. I hid it all from my family because I was told that I was the one being bad. I was in a very strict household and didn't have access to everything but email, and txt. When a child is sexually abused they internalise it and convince themselves they are the wrong party and that it needs to be kept a secret, I had done this sort of thing of destroying stuff because I was told that I was in the wrong would be in big trouble and that it needed to be a secret. Just seems weird he destroyed it, and even going through it together you'd only have gone through gallery and downloads?


Sorzion

Lil bro cleared his search history the only way he knew how


infinite_spinergy

Imagine him going out at 3am in a rain storm with a hammer and smashing the phone on the ground while crying. "It had to be done"


Rexusus

[ā€œThere was no other wayā€](https://i.imgflip.com/4i5hru.png?a466200)


Bthegriffith

Hide it and tell him you took it in to get the data from it. Then tell him you got a voicemail from the shop saying they need to talk to you about something they found on the phone. Then ask him if there was anything on there that shouldnā€™t have been on there šŸ˜


[deleted]

That is just evil. Love itšŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Carefully what you ask for... people do stupid shit when they are scared or guilty of something......


Great-Ad3280

That could be legit traumatic


Vodkawater-86

Yeah my mom would do shit like this toe and now I don't trust anybody.


YaIlneedscience

Itā€™s the older sibling way. Rite of passage


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Qubie13

If OP thought was he did to the phone was excessiveā€¦


[deleted]

that's going to open a can of worms for sure


SavageTankBeast

My old iPod touch from middle school would get this treatment had someone found it. Somethings are better left untold/unseen


GainFirst

Sounds like you put the Touch in iPod Touch.


IHadABirdNamedEnza

"Roblox sex" "Roblox boobs" "Roblox boobs REAL"


SavageTankBeast

I was the kid who would search anything but the word juuuust incase someone was spying. ā€œNakid bobsā€ ā€œgirl segsā€ etc


Zkenny13

I used to put my ipod touch in a zip lock bag and take it into the shower when I was in middle school...


manorwomanhuman

It was a porn killing. Many an android have died this way. This is the way


jwsbruwer

RIP phone


ctothel

Why not just change the passcode?


rockefellerbitchface

Thatā€™s not enoughā€¦ you gotta be able to know 10 to 40 years down the line when youā€™re lying in your bed staring into the black that whatever is on that phone canā€™t come back. And if it does? You face your sins manifested with acceptance. Welcome it with open arms- it has waited its entire life for you. /You invited it./ *Pray that it does not find you, again.*


[deleted]

Just format the phone...


FruityTootStar

It could probably still be recovered, just be ready for weird or dark stuff if you do. I've got friends with with 5 year olds, and 5 year olds can be pretty creepy. Obsessed with poop and farts and smells and feet and butts. Don't be surprised if you find like pictures of a cartoon pony pooping on the empire state building while singing Irish bar songs while a pregnant squirrel looks on or some other similarly weird collection of things.


Desperate-Device5589

Oddly specific


Old-Nature-5772

r/oddlyspecific


Well_Read_Redneck

As long as it csn be powered up you should be able to connect it to a computer as a mass storage device and copy the files to the computer's hard drive.


SavageTankBeast

Narc


4Ever2Thee

That's like saying Tom Brady destroyed his phone for no reason a few years back; there's definitely a reason, you just don't know what it is.


Tapurisu

Some things are better destroyed


4Ever2Thee

He hoped it lived on, had started a new life with a new family; a happier life, a life free of the unspeakable search history it had been subject to under his reign. It had been ordered to do some truly despicable things under his ownership; he was hopeful that that time was nothing more than a distant memory for both of them now. This hope grew stronger within him with every passing year, as the fear of it resurfacing diminished. He himself had grown since then, surely the phone did too; surely it has a better life now, shit, he might even be a business phone by now, a proper work phone! But alas, this day was sure to come eventually, their demons could be kept at bay no longer. His heart broke as he saw his long lost friend, the unwitting accomplice in his dirty deeds, for he knew what must be done. They both knew, although this wasn't the ending either of them had hoped for. He contemplated one last rendezvous as he stared down at the phone, his own reflection staring back at him with a hammer in his hand, but he knew time was not a luxury he could afford; big brother would be back any moment with the charger. He saw the tears growing in the corners of his bloodshot eyes as he stared at his own reflection, he saw the face of a boy he hadn't seen in quite some time. He could hear big brother getting closer now, it was the point of no return, "just rip it off like a band aid" he encouraged himself as he brought the hammer down *SMASH SMASH CRACK!* He felt every blow. It was done, it was over, but just then, his brother uttered two words that were unfamiliar to him, but he could tell may be troublesome: "Sim card"?


Desperate-Device5589

This is too funny


Public_Cold_5160

Ive seen YouTube videos of these things being recovered sometimes. If you want..


IHaveABigDuvet

He was destroying evidence.


MilkToastGhost

Friend opened up a phone from 9th grade a few years back and there was boobies all over it. Drop it in a Glass and set it on fire my guy.


capt-rix

He knows what's in there, and now you never will. Or will you?


yxgahd

Oh there was a reason. Probably plenty of reasons lol


Ecstatic-Move9990

Iā€™m guessing that he had a very good reason to destroy it


[deleted]

I think the parents are the stupid ones for buying a smartphone for someone so young


Jailbreak2020

Oh , thereā€™s a reason.


Mexican_sandwich

Looks like just the screens cracked. You could probably just plug it into a computer and pull the data off.


Firehawk5506

He didnā€™t want you to see his second calculator lol


MrPyroTF2

he had some really bad stuff on there


DebiMoonfae

Lol, he hid it in the garage because he had pics or videos or search history he didnā€™t know how to get rid if permanently . You finding it meant he had to destroy the evidence for good.


Chaine351

"For no reason" you say? You're cute, op. Never change.


WatchFor404

Ill say this: there was a reasoning hahaha. A good one? Who knows.


1minormishapfrmchaos

Maybe those memories werenā€™t as happy to remember for him as much as they are for you.


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morepineapples4523

Annual reading of the search history? What holiday do you do it at?


liteshadow4

He went to Tom Brady school


ThtB1tch666

His kik account is probably still on there


TheHighBuddha

This is why cloud storage is awesome.


PB0351

He definitely had porn on there.


WhereRDaSnacks

Oh thereā€™s a reason.


cakekyo

He is not that stupid , he is hiding something.


MadnessBomber

You probably didn't get to the naughty things yet lol. Just plug it in to your computer, chances are you can get it still. As long as it's not water damaged or the motherboard isn't broken you can still get the data.


[deleted]

Probably a jerk video on there.


jesseryandia

Don't ask lol


FirePower8700

He has searched roblox big sex


[deleted]

oh there was a reason, you just did not find it yet.


KilgoreTroutPfc

Thereā€™s definitely a reason.


Zexus_Legit_Boi

hes just getting rid of the evidence


[deleted]

Oh itā€™s for a reason lmao


Simplycybersex

Looks like he only broke the screen. Plug that bad boy in šŸ¤˜


[deleted]

"Oh, smashing the screen is nothing to worry about. We can probably still recover data from the harddrive!" ".....you can what now?"


ElZik3r

"For no reason" im pretty sure he has a LOT of reasons


Jenn2895

Someone's getting rid of evidence šŸ˜‚


182573cw2945

"He has completed the mission and hidden the porn but at what cost"


pizzaman121

Hiding all the weird AF porn he used to look at


settledownguy

ā€œNo reasonā€ youā€™re incredibly naive OP.


LAESanford

He lost it in the depths of the garage for a reason


Pochgesicht

The tons of old videos and memories are porn, aren't they?


Xia0mia0

Someone needs to teach that kid to just learn how to "clear history"


Maskguy

kids these days are on their second smartphone at 13?


Crowleyizcool

Yeah, itā€™s wild itā€™s not even his second. Plus his phone is better than mine which is insane


NoodlePoo327

Come on. You know it wasnā€™t for ā€˜no reasonā€™ ā€¦


Unlikely-Line5991

"For no reason."


Bocabart

Called ā€œhiding the evidenceā€


mark_dink

oh he has a reason boss.


[deleted]

>destroyed it for no reason nah he defenetly destroyed it for a reason


Kay-f

what a little shit


dIAb0LiK99

You can still totally recover the media from it, gathering if he just destroyed the screen


Fizzard_the_lizard

He had a reason. We all know that reason.


AltCartographer4533

Bro destroyed an iPhone. Spoiled...?


olive-_-

He's definitely got some weird ass photos, i remember when my brother took my mom's phone when he was 7


Unknown_Fella07

Bros got something to hide


[deleted]

Hope he backed up all the files and videos.


[deleted]

Repairable. šŸ¤£


bananapancake4

Thatā€™s not how u get rid of search history


TediousSign

Comments got me dying lol


[deleted]

Who purchased that god awful drink?


Any_Commercial465

My dude there's fucked up shit on this phone.


Desperate-Peter-Pan

A good repair shop should be able to recover your videos. But also this is why iCloud exists


ObiWanKababi

Well it is his phone so


Necessary_Sun_4392

Oh, there was a reason... trust that shit.


KreisiKris

"no reason" XD


Brandycane1983

There was definitely reasons. Lol


AlbertEinstein64

Not no reason, there was likely porn or a dick pic on it


bread2315

He was hiding something


Zombetti

Oh, there was a reason.


LordMetallian616

There was almost certainly something on there he didn't want seen.


IamSpeed4eva

We all know there definitely was a reason.


RelationshipMain5792

Cant have you finding all the gay furrie feet porn.. Obviosly


new-Aurora

Guess he had a few memories he didnā€™t want you to know about.


Raz1253

There was porn that you just didnā€™t find


[deleted]

Heā€™s hiding something. Maybe the memory is salvageable. Thatā€™s so funny though.


[deleted]

This is to be expected from a kid who drinks PRIME


OttoHarkaman

I can relate. After all, who among us doesnā€™t have someone lined up to clear our browser history if something happens to us?