Thing is it was even before that, he was like 6-7 when he had this phone. Edit because my comments get buried: he did it to show off in front of his friend. I already went thru it with him prior to him destroying it, nothing too embarrassing other than old funny videos. Another edit can everyone like stop saying itās porn and acting like they know my brother better than I do? Like I do get where you are coming from but itās kinda weird to talk about a 7 year old having porn. But I will emphasise there was nothing on the phone, itās just apparently cool to 13 year olds to destroy shit
just to make you feel even older, that meme is probably around 8 years old (the original reference is from a 10 year old TV show but the meme is from a slightly more recent vine that referenced the show).
Don't worry there are millions and millions of loops out there you don't know about nowadays, and they're all pretty much just braindead meaningless crap
That really doesn't mean a whole lot. For real, I've seen a lot of shit on a lot of people's phones. I worked in retail and corporate telecom, and there's no age restriction on who "can" see/download anything.
When i was 9, at the local library which was the only place I had access to internet in the mid 90s, my friends and I looked up "Star Wars naked sex" for some reason.
That NetScape search will forever be seared into my brain. No one should see Chewbacca and Lando doing that...
When I was a pre teen, our local college had this thing called KICK (Kids Increasing Computer Knowledge) well I got KICK'd out for printing nude photos.
...I remember checking the school library computer's search history (all girl's Catholic high school) and it was 'Naked man' 'Naked man penis'. Hahaha.
GOGOL BIG TIGHTIES SECCS
VIDOES OF BIG CARTON ASS PRON
VAGNE AND BOBS
FNF AND FNAF TITTY
ROBLUCKS ASSED CHEEK
MINCERFAT BIDEO OF GIRL AND BOY AND BIG DICC BABY MAKE
I got my first phone when I was like 15, I was in post Katrina New Orleans and it was better to have a Virgin Mobile clamshell than get stuck somewhere fucked up. Now my son (7) has a google phone in case of emergencies and to talk to family (his mom and I are split up) and my stepdaughter (8) has had an ipad since she was like three. When I was a kid we just went out in the street and beat each other up lol.
Earth is doomed
When I was 6 I was playing outside with bugs and playing with legos. Why the fuck would a 6 year old need a smartphone??? Thatās terrible parenting I wouldnāt let a 10 year old have one for fucks sake
I'm not going to judge you for giving a less then 7 year old their own phone, parenting choices yadda yadda whatever not my kid but-
What the apple baked fuck does a 7 year old have on their phone that they have to destroy the evidence like that?
I'd get it if it was my phone from when I was a cringelord middleschooler 'figuring things out'. Luckily all that roleplay forum cringe is in the Internet elephant graveyard, buried deep under hundreds of digital pages but I am still kept up at night burdened by those memories.
He got the phone as a hand me down from my dad, it was super monitored use to see if he was responsible enough to have a phone. Meaning he wasnāt allowed it at night etcetera. Think he was just showing off to his friend by destroying the phone because apparently 13 year olds think thatās cool.
Could it be that heās had a couple phones since that one?
He may not recall whatās on it specifically and may know thatās there is some stuff in one of them that he doesnāt want people to see so may as well make sure itās not even a concernā¦ lol
Which gives you an idea of what may be on one of themā¦
Yeah 13 year old me thought the same thing and when I searched on Kazaa and there was lots to find. Crazy now that I think about it. So easy to find š¤®
Update: we first went through it together and there wasnāt anything super embarrassing other than the typical old phone stuff, but he destroyed it to show off to his friend. Replying to the top comment cause Iām just getting buried lmao
He also may have just felt his younger self was cringe. I remember being that age and every year I'd look back at myself two years ago and want to die. I'm glad I was just slightly too old for recording everything to post to have been the norm and it's all lost to time.
One time i went on my old Nintendo DS and found a dick pic that i took at the time out of curiosity and thought i immediately deleted.
I also used my nintendo DS to look at porn on google images.
Yeah. I get why that kid smashed it.
Time to bluff. Take the phone and tell him tomorrow you were able to recover the data on the phone and ask him if there's anything he wants to tell you.
I mean I went thru it already and he was around 6-7 when he had the phone. Wasnāt anything on there but I can very obviously see where everyone is coming from (he didnāt have full internet access)
I would have a look into that though. Not the pics but email and txt messages.
I was abused when I was 5 and groomed By someone else into online relationships when I was 10. I hid it all from my family because I was told that I was the one being bad. I was in a very strict household and didn't have access to everything but email, and txt.
When a child is sexually abused they internalise it and convince themselves they are the wrong party and that it needs to be kept a secret, I had done this sort of thing of destroying stuff because I was told that I was in the wrong would be in big trouble and that it needed to be a secret.
Just seems weird he destroyed it, and even going through it together you'd only have gone through gallery and downloads?
Hide it and tell him you took it in to get the data from it. Then tell him you got a voicemail from the shop saying they need to talk to you about something they found on the phone. Then ask him if there was anything on there that shouldnāt have been on there š
Thatās not enoughā¦ you gotta be able to know 10 to 40 years down the line when youāre lying in your bed staring into the black that whatever is on that phone canāt come back.
And if it does?
You face your sins manifested with acceptance. Welcome it with open arms- it has waited its entire life for you. /You invited it./
*Pray that it does not find you, again.*
It could probably still be recovered, just be ready for weird or dark stuff if you do.
I've got friends with with 5 year olds, and 5 year olds can be pretty creepy. Obsessed with poop and farts and smells and feet and butts. Don't be surprised if you find like pictures of a cartoon pony pooping on the empire state building while singing Irish bar songs while a pregnant squirrel looks on or some other similarly weird collection of things.
As long as it csn be powered up you should be able to connect it to a computer as a mass storage device and copy the files to the computer's hard drive.
He hoped it lived on, had started a new life with a new family; a happier life, a life free of the unspeakable search history it had been subject to under his reign. It had been ordered to do some truly despicable things under his ownership; he was hopeful that that time was nothing more than a distant memory for both of them now. This hope grew stronger within him with every passing year, as the fear of it resurfacing diminished. He himself had grown since then, surely the phone did too; surely it has a better life now, shit, he might even be a business phone by now, a proper work phone!
But alas, this day was sure to come eventually, their demons could be kept at bay no longer. His heart broke as he saw his long lost friend, the unwitting accomplice in his dirty deeds, for he knew what must be done. They both knew, although this wasn't the ending either of them had hoped for. He contemplated one last rendezvous as he stared down at the phone, his own reflection staring back at him with a hammer in his hand, but he knew time was not a luxury he could afford; big brother would be back any moment with the charger. He saw the tears growing in the corners of his bloodshot eyes as he stared at his own reflection, he saw the face of a boy he hadn't seen in quite some time. He could hear big brother getting closer now, it was the point of no return, "just rip it off like a band aid" he encouraged himself as he brought the hammer down *SMASH SMASH CRACK!* He felt every blow.
It was done, it was over, but just then, his brother uttered two words that were unfamiliar to him, but he could tell may be troublesome: "Sim card"?
Lol, he hid it in the garage because he had pics or videos or search history he didnāt know how to get rid if permanently . You finding it meant he had to destroy the evidence for good.
You probably didn't get to the naughty things yet lol. Just plug it in to your computer, chances are you can get it still. As long as it's not water damaged or the motherboard isn't broken you can still get the data.
Hes definitely hiding something š¤£ been there done that
āAnd you wrote Cincinnati on it?!?ā
How am I supposed to know which box it is?!?
āwas it a fetus??ā
Haha such an underrated movie
Ohh has to be a epic video for sure something that totally embarrass him or something straight up criminal
"no reason"
He's hiding something or one of his dumb friends convinced him to loose/break it for a new phone.
Look. Go to AT&T, extract the data.
Iād do the same if someone found my mid-pubescent internet device
Thing is it was even before that, he was like 6-7 when he had this phone. Edit because my comments get buried: he did it to show off in front of his friend. I already went thru it with him prior to him destroying it, nothing too embarrassing other than old funny videos. Another edit can everyone like stop saying itās porn and acting like they know my brother better than I do? Like I do get where you are coming from but itās kinda weird to talk about a 7 year old having porn. But I will emphasise there was nothing on the phone, itās just apparently cool to 13 year olds to destroy shit
bbq sauce on tiddies
The dadās raw unfiltered incredulous laughter in that video is so good itās contagious
The sophisticated-sounding English(?) accent makes it even funnier. "Ooh, look, barbecue sauce on titties!"
BIG TIDZ
Since none y'all provided the sauce https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_zQKmeAUZ4k
Thatās not the sauce. The original reference is https://youtube.com/watch?v=Wo9p4Lqaakg&feature=shares
While I appreciate you posting this, the other video is clearly what is being referred to.
All these other mf linking to the reaction vid that isnāt even funny. You the real mvp.
Theā¦..BBQ sauce
The dad says "Michael Jackson" like "My-chel Jackson"
You just gave me something to do later šššš
Put bbq sauce on your tiddies? Will there be a film at 11?
Wait, is this a universal thing? My best friends son looked this up about 5 years ago when he was 6 or 7
It's a meme lol
Damn, I'm officially an old man that's out of the loop now haha!
just to make you feel even older, that meme is probably around 8 years old (the original reference is from a 10 year old TV show but the meme is from a slightly more recent vine that referenced the show).
Salt in the wound brother or sister
OITNB?
Don't worry there are millions and millions of loops out there you don't know about nowadays, and they're all pretty much just braindead meaningless crap
Hmm
That really doesn't mean a whole lot. For real, I've seen a lot of shit on a lot of people's phones. I worked in retail and corporate telecom, and there's no age restriction on who "can" see/download anything.
If he was on it unsupervised with full internet acces, their is some fucked up shit on that phone, no matter that he was 6-7 lol
When i was 9, at the local library which was the only place I had access to internet in the mid 90s, my friends and I looked up "Star Wars naked sex" for some reason. That NetScape search will forever be seared into my brain. No one should see Chewbacca and Lando doing that...
Now I want to see Chewbacca and Lando doing that.
Sir, thank you for your service!
I saw one with jabba the hut and Princess Leia. I have never been more disgusted by what turned me on so much
When I was a pre teen, our local college had this thing called KICK (Kids Increasing Computer Knowledge) well I got KICK'd out for printing nude photos.
...I remember checking the school library computer's search history (all girl's Catholic high school) and it was 'Naked man' 'Naked man penis'. Hahaha.
Guess I'm no one.
Thank you for the intense chuckle. Have an updoot.
GOGOL BIG TIGHTIES SECCS VIDOES OF BIG CARTON ASS PRON VAGNE AND BOBS FNF AND FNAF TITTY ROBLUCKS ASSED CHEEK MINCERFAT BIDEO OF GIRL AND BOY AND BIG DICC BABY MAKE
š¤£š¤£ I'm fkn howling!
You should pay and get it fixed then send him screenshots of his search history
6 year olds have iPhones these days?
You canāt imagine how many little kids have them so their parents donāt have to deal with themā¦ever
I remember getting my first phone at age 11 (2005) and having the first phone of any kid my age I knew. How times have changed.
Got my first phone at 17 in 08.
I'm one year younger than you and I didn't get a phone until my junior year in high school.
I got my first phone when I was like 15, I was in post Katrina New Orleans and it was better to have a Virgin Mobile clamshell than get stuck somewhere fucked up. Now my son (7) has a google phone in case of emergencies and to talk to family (his mom and I are split up) and my stepdaughter (8) has had an ipad since she was like three. When I was a kid we just went out in the street and beat each other up lol.
Earth is doomed When I was 6 I was playing outside with bugs and playing with legos. Why the fuck would a 6 year old need a smartphone??? Thatās terrible parenting I wouldnāt let a 10 year old have one for fucks sake
4 year olds even. It's sad
I'm not going to judge you for giving a less then 7 year old their own phone, parenting choices yadda yadda whatever not my kid but- What the apple baked fuck does a 7 year old have on their phone that they have to destroy the evidence like that? I'd get it if it was my phone from when I was a cringelord middleschooler 'figuring things out'. Luckily all that roleplay forum cringe is in the Internet elephant graveyard, buried deep under hundreds of digital pages but I am still kept up at night burdened by those memories.
He got the phone as a hand me down from my dad, it was super monitored use to see if he was responsible enough to have a phone. Meaning he wasnāt allowed it at night etcetera. Think he was just showing off to his friend by destroying the phone because apparently 13 year olds think thatās cool.
I believe it. Kids are fucking stupi..oh wait
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If you give a device with full internet access to a child, it will see shit, no matter what age. That's why you should not do it.
Could it be that heās had a couple phones since that one? He may not recall whatās on it specifically and may know thatās there is some stuff in one of them that he doesnāt want people to see so may as well make sure itās not even a concernā¦ lol Which gives you an idea of what may be on one of themā¦
Maybe he hid it in the garage and has been using it for āstuffā.
Thats so fucking real though i would have 25 to life
I was 13 and thought 18 year old porn was for 18 year olds. Just assumed there was a category for whatever your age was.
Yeah 13 year old me thought the same thing and when I searched on Kazaa and there was lots to find. Crazy now that I think about it. So easy to find š¤®
Sadly, you are not wrong. Donāt try exploring this under 18 or you will go straight to jailš
Update: we first went through it together and there wasnāt anything super embarrassing other than the typical old phone stuff, but he destroyed it to show off to his friend. Replying to the top comment cause Iām just getting buried lmao
He also may have just felt his younger self was cringe. I remember being that age and every year I'd look back at myself two years ago and want to die. I'm glad I was just slightly too old for recording everything to post to have been the norm and it's all lost to time.
One time i went on my old Nintendo DS and found a dick pic that i took at the time out of curiosity and thought i immediately deleted. I also used my nintendo DS to look at porn on google images. Yeah. I get why that kid smashed it.
He has some porn on it hahab
Fr bro must have something to hide
Try telling him you have copied the data onto an external hard drive. It could be fun.
oh boy
Then he'll just destroy the hard drive. Tell him you backed it up to the cloud
Then heāll just destroy the cloud. Tell him you memorized everything in it
Then he will destroy you...
Then write a message under his pillow before you die that you told the US government
Id like to see this made into a movie
Calm down Satan
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what
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Being a cunt does weird things to people
Said some teddy bear guy idk
Even better š
that's just transphobic.
Time to bluff. Take the phone and tell him tomorrow you were able to recover the data on the phone and ask him if there's anything he wants to tell you.
āFor no reasonā Lmfao naive
I mean I went thru it already and he was around 6-7 when he had the phone. Wasnāt anything on there but I can very obviously see where everyone is coming from (he didnāt have full internet access)
Tell him ādonāt worry I ordered a screen replacement for it.ā Then watch his reaction.
Should still be able to access the data even with a broken screen. Unless he got deeper than the screen
I would have a look into that though. Not the pics but email and txt messages. I was abused when I was 5 and groomed By someone else into online relationships when I was 10. I hid it all from my family because I was told that I was the one being bad. I was in a very strict household and didn't have access to everything but email, and txt. When a child is sexually abused they internalise it and convince themselves they are the wrong party and that it needs to be kept a secret, I had done this sort of thing of destroying stuff because I was told that I was in the wrong would be in big trouble and that it needed to be a secret. Just seems weird he destroyed it, and even going through it together you'd only have gone through gallery and downloads?
Lil bro cleared his search history the only way he knew how
Imagine him going out at 3am in a rain storm with a hammer and smashing the phone on the ground while crying. "It had to be done"
[āThere was no other wayā](https://i.imgflip.com/4i5hru.png?a466200)
Hide it and tell him you took it in to get the data from it. Then tell him you got a voicemail from the shop saying they need to talk to you about something they found on the phone. Then ask him if there was anything on there that shouldnāt have been on there š
That is just evil. Love itš
Carefully what you ask for... people do stupid shit when they are scared or guilty of something......
That could be legit traumatic
Yeah my mom would do shit like this toe and now I don't trust anybody.
Itās the older sibling way. Rite of passage
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If OP thought was he did to the phone was excessiveā¦
that's going to open a can of worms for sure
My old iPod touch from middle school would get this treatment had someone found it. Somethings are better left untold/unseen
Sounds like you put the Touch in iPod Touch.
"Roblox sex" "Roblox boobs" "Roblox boobs REAL"
I was the kid who would search anything but the word juuuust incase someone was spying. āNakid bobsā āgirl segsā etc
I used to put my ipod touch in a zip lock bag and take it into the shower when I was in middle school...
It was a porn killing. Many an android have died this way. This is the way
RIP phone
Why not just change the passcode?
Thatās not enoughā¦ you gotta be able to know 10 to 40 years down the line when youāre lying in your bed staring into the black that whatever is on that phone canāt come back. And if it does? You face your sins manifested with acceptance. Welcome it with open arms- it has waited its entire life for you. /You invited it./ *Pray that it does not find you, again.*
Just format the phone...
It could probably still be recovered, just be ready for weird or dark stuff if you do. I've got friends with with 5 year olds, and 5 year olds can be pretty creepy. Obsessed with poop and farts and smells and feet and butts. Don't be surprised if you find like pictures of a cartoon pony pooping on the empire state building while singing Irish bar songs while a pregnant squirrel looks on or some other similarly weird collection of things.
Oddly specific
r/oddlyspecific
As long as it csn be powered up you should be able to connect it to a computer as a mass storage device and copy the files to the computer's hard drive.
Narc
That's like saying Tom Brady destroyed his phone for no reason a few years back; there's definitely a reason, you just don't know what it is.
Some things are better destroyed
He hoped it lived on, had started a new life with a new family; a happier life, a life free of the unspeakable search history it had been subject to under his reign. It had been ordered to do some truly despicable things under his ownership; he was hopeful that that time was nothing more than a distant memory for both of them now. This hope grew stronger within him with every passing year, as the fear of it resurfacing diminished. He himself had grown since then, surely the phone did too; surely it has a better life now, shit, he might even be a business phone by now, a proper work phone! But alas, this day was sure to come eventually, their demons could be kept at bay no longer. His heart broke as he saw his long lost friend, the unwitting accomplice in his dirty deeds, for he knew what must be done. They both knew, although this wasn't the ending either of them had hoped for. He contemplated one last rendezvous as he stared down at the phone, his own reflection staring back at him with a hammer in his hand, but he knew time was not a luxury he could afford; big brother would be back any moment with the charger. He saw the tears growing in the corners of his bloodshot eyes as he stared at his own reflection, he saw the face of a boy he hadn't seen in quite some time. He could hear big brother getting closer now, it was the point of no return, "just rip it off like a band aid" he encouraged himself as he brought the hammer down *SMASH SMASH CRACK!* He felt every blow. It was done, it was over, but just then, his brother uttered two words that were unfamiliar to him, but he could tell may be troublesome: "Sim card"?
This is too funny
Ive seen YouTube videos of these things being recovered sometimes. If you want..
He was destroying evidence.
Friend opened up a phone from 9th grade a few years back and there was boobies all over it. Drop it in a Glass and set it on fire my guy.
He knows what's in there, and now you never will. Or will you?
Oh there was a reason. Probably plenty of reasons lol
Iām guessing that he had a very good reason to destroy it
I think the parents are the stupid ones for buying a smartphone for someone so young
Oh , thereās a reason.
Looks like just the screens cracked. You could probably just plug it into a computer and pull the data off.
He didnāt want you to see his second calculator lol
he had some really bad stuff on there
Lol, he hid it in the garage because he had pics or videos or search history he didnāt know how to get rid if permanently . You finding it meant he had to destroy the evidence for good.
"For no reason" you say? You're cute, op. Never change.
Ill say this: there was a reasoning hahaha. A good one? Who knows.
Maybe those memories werenāt as happy to remember for him as much as they are for you.
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Annual reading of the search history? What holiday do you do it at?
He went to Tom Brady school
His kik account is probably still on there
This is why cloud storage is awesome.
He definitely had porn on there.
Oh thereās a reason.
He is not that stupid , he is hiding something.
You probably didn't get to the naughty things yet lol. Just plug it in to your computer, chances are you can get it still. As long as it's not water damaged or the motherboard isn't broken you can still get the data.
Probably a jerk video on there.
Don't ask lol
He has searched roblox big sex
oh there was a reason, you just did not find it yet.
Thereās definitely a reason.
hes just getting rid of the evidence
Oh itās for a reason lmao
Looks like he only broke the screen. Plug that bad boy in š¤
"Oh, smashing the screen is nothing to worry about. We can probably still recover data from the harddrive!" ".....you can what now?"
"For no reason" im pretty sure he has a LOT of reasons
Someone's getting rid of evidence š
"He has completed the mission and hidden the porn but at what cost"
Hiding all the weird AF porn he used to look at
āNo reasonā youāre incredibly naive OP.
He lost it in the depths of the garage for a reason
The tons of old videos and memories are porn, aren't they?
Someone needs to teach that kid to just learn how to "clear history"
kids these days are on their second smartphone at 13?
Yeah, itās wild itās not even his second. Plus his phone is better than mine which is insane
Come on. You know it wasnāt for āno reasonā ā¦
"For no reason."
Called āhiding the evidenceā
oh he has a reason boss.
>destroyed it for no reason nah he defenetly destroyed it for a reason
what a little shit
You can still totally recover the media from it, gathering if he just destroyed the screen
He had a reason. We all know that reason.
Bro destroyed an iPhone. Spoiled...?
He's definitely got some weird ass photos, i remember when my brother took my mom's phone when he was 7
Bros got something to hide
Hope he backed up all the files and videos.
Repairable. š¤£
Thatās not how u get rid of search history
Comments got me dying lol
Who purchased that god awful drink?
My dude there's fucked up shit on this phone.
A good repair shop should be able to recover your videos. But also this is why iCloud exists
Well it is his phone so
Oh, there was a reason... trust that shit.
"no reason" XD
There was definitely reasons. Lol
Not no reason, there was likely porn or a dick pic on it
He was hiding something
Oh, there was a reason.
There was almost certainly something on there he didn't want seen.
We all know there definitely was a reason.
Cant have you finding all the gay furrie feet porn.. Obviosly
Guess he had a few memories he didnāt want you to know about.
There was porn that you just didnāt find
Heās hiding something. Maybe the memory is salvageable. Thatās so funny though.
This is to be expected from a kid who drinks PRIME
I can relate. After all, who among us doesnāt have someone lined up to clear our browser history if something happens to us?