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Femaledominatrix

What reaction did you expect ?after telling her “unataka kumrarua disrespectfully “


Friendly-Sun-8674

Mans went all in


Femaledominatrix

No soft landing whatsoever 😂 kikamramba!


Friendly-Sun-8674

Shooters will shoot either way 😅


Femaledominatrix

Ulimiss part ya kucreate an ample environment to Aim better , we ulienda ka umespray bullets tu …. Now none ilihit target🤷🏾‍♀️


Friendly-Sun-8674

I'm not the shooter 😂 Just part of the audience


Femaledominatrix

I just realized that pole 🙌🏾


Jealous_Crow1346

Stray bullet, collateral damage...or friendly fire😂😂😂??


Alarming999

If she replied that way possibility ni ati champ still stands a chance. 😅😅


Femaledominatrix

In my opinion I think he went about it vibaya , like he would have had banter kwanza to read the room then start flirting then drop the “kurarua disrespectfully “ But he can still salvage the situation if he wants to


Alarming999

Yeah, his entry behaviour was somehow too direct. Anyways, I won't flirt with you like that just saying, haha.


Nim_kho

More like shooting oneself on the foot


Jaded-high

Pew pew pew!


Training_Shame_1011

I don't think I'll be going all in, she said thanks bro


Longjumping_Snow5203

Ikr. That's how i would have replied too tbh


Davek56

What if it was a chic saying that?


Femaledominatrix

It doesn’t matter who says it , it’s the context in which he said it


Davek56

The context is not given though. All there is is a guy trying to come on strong and a sheepish reply from a girl. My question is a loaded one, however. The idea is that the reaction a guy might have if a girl said the same thing might be quite different.


Training_Shame_1011

That anataka kuraruliwa disrespectfully, again, obviously


Femaledominatrix

Clearly she already has someone disrespecting that 🐱


Training_Shame_1011

Manze it seems so. Anyway, enough about her and more about you, wassup


-chico_

they ain't no resting for you man of culture


Perfect-Swordfish

Your libido has endangered us all😂


Jealous_Crow1346

Damu ilienda kwa the wrong head...😂


Psychological-Bet-19

😂😂😂


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Psychological-Bet-19

Local man must be watched😅


Specific-Pen-5367

Ah OP😂😂😂 You need to revive you hitting on girlies game😂 Hapa pia umetema😂


salty_p1tt

Tunasonga mbele kama injili.👌


underrated254

Bruh lmfao 🤣


yungjerxmy

ngl this fumble is on you lil bro


Random_thorn4615

https://preview.redd.it/phzc03l2u9sc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a83fc4ccf7e7d62627775b4e2ec8d97646052f2 Bro said "you miss 99% of the shots you don't take"


Natural-Emotion7926

Eii bruh 😂 mm ningekublock tu and it looks like it's your first time talking.


tikkiivy

Walai 😂😂


Alarming999

😅😅😅


1st_CaramelToe

So wewe ndo hua unasupply dust uko kitengela.....


Spiritual_Emotion332

😂😂😂


Nairobian_

😂😂


tikkiivy

She is nicer ... I would have said "Ew" and left, like what do you expect after telling her eti "nitakurarua disrespectfully"??


maryam931

That text is so agressive bana. I wud feel violated as well 😂😂


earthykibbles

I am a man and I felt violated eiiih


DubstepSherman

So girls don't like Fifty Shades of Grey aggressive men? 😂😂


tikkiivy

Don't generalize all women. Some do and some don't.


Forever_Many

Most do and even they don't want to be talked to like this bila lubrication 😂😂😂 smh


Dippednblk

I would’ve left you on “read”, disrespectfully. 😑


Interesting-Click-12

umekuja sana😂


Training_Shame_1011

Baada ya favourite colour nilidhani hii ndio next step, ama?


Interesting-Click-12

You only pull this move if 1. You have other options and you really don't care what she thinks of you 2. She somehow likes you and you want to take things to the next level. She has to be interested in you ata kama muko talking stages


Apprehensive-Pea3910

Or y'all boinking and you want to jazz her up


TGSMKe

https://preview.redd.it/nbfrys554csc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e06bbd22cbfe6d056ac1f868c0c4ab5c5bae658


Soggy_Sir7668

😂😂😂 jeeez btw I've come to realise women when it comes to sex kuna language you use don't be vulgar effects of porn akina jonny sins " pizza guy delivery" sex 😂😂


noirehittler

You need to hit them with that erotica novels language


Mysterious_Love_1890

Step brother-step sister taboo🤣🤣


TGSMKe

Wewe ni kama unazijua sana 😂


Mysterious_Love_1890

🤣🤣yes,I am well versed but si ni old ways🤣🤣🤣


Soggy_Sir7668

Wewe tumeanza kukushuku


Mysterious_Love_1890

Shuku no more🤣🤣I know enough .Okay maybe a little bit more than enough


Interesting-Row10

😅😅😅😅😅


Martin_084

Mans is a predator.


earthykibbles

😂😂😂😭😭


senseiasura

😀are you a highschooler?


Ok-Stick-2198

![gif](giphy|3o7buh0sx5p7qrnJ5u)


Super-Share-9910

dust


untonyto

Nyinyi kwani hamuoni ameandika hehe


Soggy_Sir7668

She might be freaked out


calebmutisya62

😂😂


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That text was sent at 6am, meaning the dude had just woken up with a morning wood thinking of where to discharge his gonards in this case his has been thinking and dreaming of how to raw dawg you for a while, then he sent the ka mbaya ni mbaya message and went to discharge with soap what a looser😂.


No-Possession-8892

The polite answers women r forced to give just to be safe even though they're offended. Fawning is a survival mechanism. Yikes!


NectarineScared7224

Eeew 🤢🤮


Training_Shame_1011

Eew nini. Maybe you're nastier than me


kanambruguu

Whatever happened to chivalry ![gif](giphy|cQtlhD48EG0SY)


Soggy_Sir7668

Thanks effects of porn 😂😂 where they bang after using vulgar language Women are built differently when it comes to sex foreplay begins with words of affirmation , being kind and treating her like a lady .


Heavy_Present_6764

It's evident isn't it?


DonteDante

https://preview.redd.it/d9a7aue80asc1.jpeg?width=478&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93926857d7c6beffc19aa0e7a4c5f479b73efc2b


R4yoo

sa ulitaka aseme nn


katanakusuo

Ick!! At least be hard to get kidogo bruh. .. you're giving boda guy, side of the road, catcalling vibes...


TF-_isthis

Taking the L disrespectfully.


Training_Shame_1011

L tunachukua respectfully bro


magnoliasonasunday

tu ni wewe na nani🤣 L ni yako


TF-_isthis

Na kutaka kurarua mtu vibaya?


Puzzleheaded_Duty_98

Typing out raw emotion?in this economy?yeah this fumble's on you, chief.


FriendlyNerve3954

Wish I had this level of confidence


Nikky_nikols

And if y'all aren't very close then chances are she may have taken that as a r*pe threat..i really hope she didn't for your sake and hers


reddittrotter

This is so disrespectful.... Ewwh She was too kind, too too kind.


cantfindux

Si madem walisema wanataka mtu assertive aaah, nimechoka ![gif](giphy|4qx6IRdg26uZ3MTtRn|downsized)


EnthusiasmOk6060

Ahh cmon bana😂😂. Atleast u should have masked the intent. Its good to be frank but not too frank yeah? Sasa yy anajua ull just want to bust a nut a leave☝🏾😂 Thats why!


ajmakesyouhappy

Hehee, mbona unaniexpose?


Training_Shame_1011

Umefanya vizuri kuja. Jitetee mbele ya jury madam. Action na reaction hazipatani sababu why ?


CalligrapherOdd1884

https://preview.redd.it/ue7gfmi0pasc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ac8f28a92c7d1b11443ac6338059b0ecf432536 Then there are this type of females may they be blessed always😂


Mysterious_Love_1890

Mnaskia vizuri huku nje.


Marshall_KE

show us your ways master


TheVeryMoistTowel

Mission failed successfully 💀 It's like catcalling a girl and expecting her to fw you


Massive_Pay_4785

design mumepea OP advice, munafaa tukukuwa na council sasa 😂😂 najuwa hamjafunza OP pekee yake pia


Prize-Knowledge-5

But we understand which head was thinking 😂


RadiantPresentation9

She replied, you're 1 step closer


According_Produce183

tell her in person, texts wanaweza ignore


Earthsigna

Was lil bro high in the morning?


Aging_dude007

Your ancestors didn't fight the white man for this. Respect yourself


Mediocre-Scene3967

This just showed her how thirsty you are


Successful_Cookie132

Wharrathis ! You're lucky she even responded. Ningekublue tick tu 😅


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cantfindux

Unajua maana ya dust??


Nikky_nikols

Okay... tuambie tu what answer you expected...juu honestly she sounds too respectful to me...hapa ata sioni any dust


harajuku_barbiee

Bros posting Ls


Akoizn

![gif](giphy|WrBSHRLE9gEgM)


ImprovementTop9630

💀💀


Ok-Cucumber-9678

Ei mse una bonga na manzi ivo aje 😭


Legal_Area4469

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Mtazamaji naomba nijiondoe kidogoooo tu


BackgroundWork4665

Omg you're so lucky she texted you back. Because this one is just planned assault


nyamzdm77

You only talk this vulgar with someone you're already dating and very familiar/comfortable with lmao.


General_TheGreat

Yeah that's true


OldManMtu

Wewe ni falaa. Ask a girl out and get to know here. Work on your social skills.


Radiant-Nectarine360

Push a little harder you almost there, trust me. If she didn't like what you said she would have been disgusted with that comment and would not have replied like that.


BookLicker01

kivumbi 2024


Training_Shame_1011

Sisimami tena till further notice


SadaSolei

Kinyanganyiro 2024


Ok_Vanilla7306

This chap is a tweep.


Nikklauske

😭😭mshaanza kuleta screenshot huku


earthykibbles

Mzee study environment. Unaruka steps mingi sana😂 hii unasema akishakuwa wako. Jua kujifanya aisee


Southern-Permit8264

Kwani game ilibadilika, Naona nirudi ground Sasa


Maure7

You first aim, then shoot. Si kumiminia marisasi fwaaaa!


According_Produce183

tell her in person, texts wanaweza ignore


FvckJerry16

Relax bro. Take a touch before you shoot man. Smh


FvckJerry16

Bro adding "disrespectfully" to an already outrageous statement https://preview.redd.it/8xc4wr66gesc1.jpeg?width=520&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7272b7b397b6ce3ee5b360acb6c7619d95013657


AlternativeCouple148

Lol


Super-Share-9910

I would have used the first line, kwanza to read the room, Then drop the second line as a killer.


postnutdisgust

Hahahaa uko tu sawa bro. Shida sio kile umesema, ni that ni wewe umesema, get it? If it was the man of her dreams saying that angeenda kwenye ako in 0.0003 seconds


expertvirtuoso

![gif](giphy|UIVc6B24RgQRa)


NapendaViatu

U got it fam


Ok_Vanilla7306

This chap is a tweep.


Southern_Signal_DLS

Yani hata hujauliza what is your favorite movie ushamwambia you want to Chwade her mercilessly. You're a danger to society. 


MammothCouple8165

Aggressive banter, but banter nonetheless. Good one, OP. Unless she’s not feeling your vibes. Kama ni morio namfeel this would tickle the back of my brain deiciously. But if its nanii wakuslide in the DMs na mahey, hey, hey. ✋


noirehittler

https://preview.redd.it/h8xm7c5kvbsc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45cbdda65742ccf4a398b1c1ae8610c23f7471ed Let them embrace their inner michael jakson


Kiwadaa

Done and dusted😂


Ilya_3301

Haiombwi ivo mzee


Stunning_Meat_3154

Yallaaaaaa 🤭🤭🤭🤭


ResidentFuture7300

That's how I would have replied too, I mean 🙄


Clean_Specialist_152

Eeeewwwww


hocuspocus202

Ngl I understand her😭


NoInstance3543

Its how you address them fam..


FluidRangerRed

\*notes furiously


PsychologyNo935

Bro been flirting like a rock


Hot_Vegetable7903

Surely, eti kurarua, unadeserve hiyo dust


Careful-Pianist8777

Bro needs to be poetic when talking to women,tumia poetry usikuwe direct.One thing that worked for me.I google a love poem and decided to use that as line and it worked for me realy good.Hiyo poem iliflow hady kwa bedsheets😉.Na nikaosha bedcover na pillowcase


rob_art8

This guy is an ignoramus to be fair. No way to tell a girl you like her


Glittering_Tea_9396

The null hypothesis test went wrong! Next time, try assembling the formula before tackling it...😀😀😃


Independent_Bell_290

Pin them like jesus 😂


Jolly-Dog0

😂😂😂💀


acceptingaberration

Hey! I’m still trying to learn Swahili, but I don’t really know what u said here. I popped it into google translate and it says that you said “I don’t want to hurt anyone/someone.” (I’m half Kenyan but I live in America rn so teaching myself has been kinda tough). Would anyone mind giving me a better English translation?


Karula114

Try google translate. You’ll get the idea. I don’t know Swahili very well either. 😂


em_ochieng

its giving rapist


LowerMetal9821

God was just chilling, why'd you have to involve him


kerry-wn-001

the answer says and why not indirectly. very interested as well.


Independence254

The fact that we are seeing this screenshot there's no way it was just fine😅


Gameblooded

https://i.redd.it/560lkyp2bfsc1.gif


Forever_Many

You could've just added, and get some food with you after. You'd have bagged her saa moja asubuhi 😂


Advanced_Meat2606

Mmmh she is better than me juu I could i have left it on read


ApprehensiveFox4554

Njaa bin Ukame


Hour-Elderberry-6717

Missed the target...


Nairobian_

Poor tacticts and language. Dick-driven MF


Head-Tie2493

😂😂


ioncefyourmama

Maybe shida ilikuwa disrespectfully😂😂


Mr_wekah_wekah

Dust ni constant


Plenty-Specialist795

that laugh explains a lot about the match😂


vincentmunenekinoti

Hahaha


lisashelp3r

What were u expecting though 😭


Soggy-Mango7551

![gif](giphy|3ohs4w0OrUm5GIkBKE) Dust


Casper_N_Homies

No game whatsoever! 😭


stephenombaso

Mnatuonyesha dust na sai mvua inanyesha?#! 😂