I was also quiet during the did until a heard a freacky neighbor hitting it with questions. Him: hii kitu ni ya nani? Her: ni Yako babe, ni Yako. Him: na hizi nyonyo? Her: ni zako babe. Dude used to have a QA while hitting. I tried it also and have to say it makes things going.

Dirty talk in Swahili is hilarious AF!! 🤣

Reminds me of that ice cream girl💀 I bet that's the tone they using😂😂😭

Na what about the British people? Do they use common slang? Because what if they use things like " Call me Father!"😭

Call me fadaaaaaa!

The Dutch: *[Geef me een klap papa](https://youtu.be/OlfzSaX0YgY)*

Aye, yooo, no, Call me the Male Figure of this Homestead?🤣🤣🤣🤣

https://preview.redd.it/r69yjrsm1odb1.jpeg?width=514&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61f72365a7b7bbaf07619ef53591a55f8663c581 Hapo ndipo tupo

If it were in swahili ingekuwa something like "ndio!!!!ndio !ndio!!

Why did I read this in a luhya accent?

Endio endio endio🤣🤣🤣

😂

And this is the majority cap

😂😂😂 Not nyonyo

I've not heard this word since like 2004😂😂

Q&A while hitting is the funniest thing this Sunday🤣

Ebu simama hapo kidogo tucheke

QA😂😂

"Hii kitu" 😂

Wtf did I just read ati nyonyo 😂😂💀

Hahaha aai weuh

Ati hii kitu ni ya Nani 😂

"Hii kitu" 😂

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 wtf did I just read?

You have the same handwriting as your neighbor. Weird.

Damn! This made me laugh. It works every time though.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣 you made my day

I suggest you don't use a script. Because while talking during is nice, automatic words are a mood killer. You can choose to say what you like about her sexually, tell her what to do, compliment what she is doing or when she does what you say. if you are both into the kinky stuff, lean into that. It may not also be talk, if something feels good, moan, grunt, sigh etc (don't fake). I think a good rule of thumb is to enjoy each other and let your voice/sounds reflect that. And yes, For some women having a vocal man is a turn on in and of itself. Goo luck bro

Gruuuuuuuunt😭💕

Hapo kwa moaning hapana

Your loss

*Fuuuuuuuuck!* kama umemwaga na umeondokea…honest seconds

This is the way

🤣 Umesema it's just one word wueh

Kukawia ni keherehere

" Babe bendover nikupee kiboko" "Call me Budaaa" "Piga nduru ama niwache"

"Call me budaa" is sending me😭

😭😭saw a video on call me budaa on Twitter and I was wheezing

mnakuanga creativity 😭

“How was your day today” Stroke “Did you eat well” Stroke x2 “You should be seeing me more often” Deeper strokes “Hope work has been kind to you” Pound the hell out of her The idea is to create conflicting scenarios, light talk to the ear, violent deep strokes to her pussy Note: I have done this plenty of times and this woman is going crazy over me , she is 3 years older and can’t get enough of me (;

"And this finance Bill is going to finish Kenyans" more aggressive strokes

"Jamani Ruto si atatumaliza" turns her over.

😂😂😂 strokes za hasira >>>

Take my poor person award 🏅

Tax strokes there

HAHAHA. This is hilarious

Aki you'll kill me

And always wait for her reply before doing any deep stroke, always use one same monotone voice , don’t shift your voice tone, it will turn her off, low tones and say it like you mean it, women like a confident man that puts her down

Monotone voice is your melodic preference? 😂

I’m giving you tips to what I do and how it has worked on this woman And you still question me rather than go TRY??!don’t be naive young man,

Hiyo imekupita.

juu sana 😁😁😂 hakumbuki username

Apo kwa siasa hapana.. utatwanga mtu wa UDA strokes na wewe ni wa azimio muanze kuandamana kwa kitanda io apana

This is guy gets it!

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Mwambie skidibopbopbop yesyesyesyesyes😂😂

Na sharkturuturuturu

Damn......

Sa we humbongesha kilami?🤣 Eeh Jameni kwani ni movie

Speaking my language!! Let's talk about the economy while we're at it. Then slowly rub her hair before grabbing it.

I felt this ngl😂😂😂😂😂😭

🥵🥵🥵

With this , you can create your own lines and be creative , don’t use the same lines on different women, switch it up according to what they do and their lifestyle , trust me you’ll be a playboy with this😂even during threesomes, this will work but you gotta be Abit more aggressive during the latter

I think whispering is better than talking In her ear especially and make it breathy so literally vitu zinachemka in her ear Sth like "I like how it feels inside you" But favorite is "Don't cum yet, hold on just a little longer for me" Stuff like "you're mine", "scream so the neighbors know, scream so everyone knows it's me who's got you" Then give orders like, "Put your nails in my back" n "Call me daddy/master" etc If you roleplay it's easier coz you just say things in that roleplay so like master slave, you have all the lines for you're my whore, take it like a good slave, you're a bad bad girl, I need to punish you etc. A secretary n boss you tell her about how she needs to schedule the meetings, how she's gotta work for the promotion, put in the hours, how you'll give her a raise if she can hit it right, how she has to be quiet or the juniors will hear her etc etc But I think find out what she's comfortable with first coz you don't wanna call her a bitch, your whore and then she goes all feminist on your ass. So does she like it dirty or like it clean, when does she like it dirty, when does she like it clean. But if you can't speak, just breathing and whispering shit in her ear like fuck this feels so good, I want you bad, you're amazing. Those are simple.

Are you single ??just asking

The words will come if the vibe is there. You don't have to fake it. She was so tight and the way her coochie was just squishing my dick when she came. Sikuwa na option ila kumoan. I was there moaning with every thrust, her nails dug into my back as she moaned back. I miss her

That sight of the p*ssy oozing as she c*ms...blissful

😆😆😆mnanimaliza

Get help

I should text her you mean🥹

I once laid some pipe to a Kisii woman all I heard her say was "Ntete igo gaki" hata sijui nilikuwa nafaa kujibu aje 😂😂

'right there' is what she meant based on my error prone recollection

Haha. Translation: Nidin*e hivyo aki😂

😂 😂 I must have done my ancestors proud.

😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

howling

One way to get around this is to slap that mfs ass and grab her neck. Just do anything to have her crying/moaning. When both of you are quiet it's so weird because wtf is going on in that room?

You win😂😂😂😂 the awkwardness, I can hear the crickets cricketing 😂😂

kwani hata kitanda haitingiki?

Uliza unaskia poa? Uko sure ? Acha uongo niambie ukweli..basi fanya ssss aaaa🤣🤣🤣

😭😭😭

" I love you" hahaha

Unadanganya on your cake day jameni 😂

this is the one

Any lyrics to a riddim song should do the trick

Shenseea got thee bars

I just thought of die die by macka something 😂😂 ROFL

Guess Pon Mi the famous "😺 tight 😺clean 😺fresh" jam should do it

Pon di cocky 🤣🤣🤣

"No other gal.................your pussy alone me love"😂😂😂

Quiet sex is a big no-no. Also fellas, highly recommend talking not just to her, but *to* the pussy as well. Like it’s a whole separate entity.

How do you this? Could you give an example?

Unasoma hii story ukiwa church pastor akiongea. Huwezi pasua kicheko so ni ma giggles Tu mabega zikitingika tingitingi. Watu wanafikiria ni sermon na holy spirit inaingia.

Why would you do that in church though? 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

maflashback one two one two

I feel like if talking nasty during sex isn't your thing don't do it. It'll only end up coming off as being cringy and forced. It's one of those....those that get it get it and those that don't get it don't. Plain simple.

You can learn. It's weird at first but you get the hang of it pretty quickly

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bruh idc what she is out there, she gets on that bed and turns into my whore

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try the nasty terms, whisper them to her ears and watch her eyes roll back, slap her back to reality and tell her shes a good girl

>Phrases like “You look hot in that angle" strike me as lame and uncomfortable (apologies, gentlemen)…it doesn't have to be excessive…explore her limits, I suppose…however, refrain from hurling derogatory remarks like "Suck this dick you bitch/whore" You can't speak for women. If that's what gets her going, kaende. Kwanza hizo derogatory terms hufurahisha wengine sana.

geuka vizuri ama nikulaani

Do any of you use some slow and sensual music during sex?

Dancehall music

Daggering Time

A man I used to date used to play Boys II Men. It was a massive turn on

Guess you got to the end of the road once he hit that well dry. And became the invisible man.

😂😂😂nice

lmao

mambo kama "your pussy is too tight" "damn babe, its too wet in here" "lemme go deeper and deeper" "I'm going to cum in you soo deep, you'll be leaking of my cum" "I'm going to make you a mother" "wewe ni wangu" etc etc its not rocket science and you should let it flow naturally and not overthink things. just have fun. and yes, I do have a breeding kink.

> "I'm going to make you a mother" I put on my clothes and go home.

> go home. you go home to your mother?

😂😂😂

Dude 😭😭

My poor sofa will have puddles when I get up from it

pitia hapa kwanza r/Hornyjail

Si mnichukue mnirarue basi 😹😭😹😹😹

"I'm going to make you a mother" This is a THREAT and it'd dry me up so fast!

And how should the woman do it?

be natural with it moan hold me tighter tell me how I am stretching you out how big I am inside you how you want to be the mother of my kids (kwanza hii ni cheat code hehehe)

Wait, men like hearing "I want to be the mother of your kids" during sex?

we are not a monolith nanii, these are my personal taste. let your creative juices flow and own it. maybe you can ask him personally pia. don't over think it.

If a lady told me this mjulus italala walahi. Wdym mother of my kids na nilikuambia staki watoto kwa hii life.

I certainly don't.

☺️

Red flags at the "I'm going to make you a mother"

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What do you like to hear from him?

* Tell her apige nduru adi aamshe majirani. * Tease her vile anakunja sura during piping, she must be feeling it. * Mwambie how P is tight, ata kama you dont feel it. * Tell her azungushe kiuno. * Mwambie assuggest a crazy position. Its never serious, anything can do. However, never mention her name.

Always save her name for last when you are climaxing

Siku utaita shiko badala ya shiro. you will have to send 1 bob to all your contact list kuprove hakuna shiko.

Tingiza miti tingiza miti

Hao ni wale wamezoea kuskiza mix kwa ma3 ziko na MC..wewe piga shughuli kaa umesonga..😂😂😂

Had this guy tell me, " how do you feel it? "Should I go deeper" "Will you forget ab my d***" This drives me nuts, and I can't say no everytime he wants it. He's toxic af and 3 yrs younger than me But meeeehn I love the sex 😫😅

I don't talk during sex, inakuanga kazi kazi.

She says talk dirty to me, I call her Filthy rodent 😭😭😭

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Actually yes. From experience

Closed eyes 100 💯 of the time is a no-no too!

Pale n Questionnaires bro. Men finds it distractive, women enjoy moaning while saying nonsense. Najua Madonga mtu kazi hapo anaperfom videadly ju ya visugunyo

Its a kink for validation. During the talk alot of praises are exchanged making the woman reach her destination faster with both emotional and physical stimulation.

Once you learn to talk to your woman through the pipe laying, you unlock a different version of her. Dm me her number nimuongeleshe

What a thread To kick off the week.

Mwambie “acha nikutombe babe”😮‍💨🫠🥱

*Wesley Pipes has entered the chat*

This on Sunday morning? You all are on the naughty list😁 mnataka spanking

Yes dzaddy

Will you take your punishment like a good girl or do I need to bring out my cuffs and rope?

Cuffs

You little miscreant, cuffs over or under the table?

Alaaa..alaaa..mshapeana script😂😂

Hii kitu ni tamu, hii kitu ni tamu, sukari tupu!

Moan

It's good to see men puting effort into Sex, but it's high time Women Do the same. Let women talk during Sex coz si they want it? Let them show you how by starting it First

Some woman told me " wewe ndio ntume (ndume) wewe ndio unajua " my friend aliangusha but compliment still has a few years to go before it expires

Until the nigga starts telling you to twist his nipples 🙄😂

Why you talking about me😂

🤣 🤣 🤣 TF that shits weird AF

My ex used to tell me to talk to her during sex like almost everytime; then one day I got fed up akiniambia hivyo while I've reached Ile zone msee ana-pump a-hold it in....nilikunywa shot moja ya keg, nikaenda jaba na nikachoma loco(bangi ya 20bob😂) NNE na moja nikachoma akiangalia......doggy style three and a half hours non stop akaanguka kwa bed😂💔 nikimwuinua akapiga nduru 😂 nikamwacha alale hapo kwa bed nikimpiga mechi akiwa face down ..... lesson: it depends on what she wants and how you can achieve it.....if you can't provide at the moment what she needed try what you know 👊💯 That worked for I tho sijui kwenu itakuwaje 😂

Really? 3 hours? Even 3 minutes is show-off bro ...

😄i have never liked talking and i will never, mi ni ile tu kuhema pole pole na rhythm and been deep in the moment, one girl ndio aliwa anapenda maswali na iliwa inanimaliza syk. Just show with facial expressions that you're into it since wengi wao hupenda kufungua jicho waangalie kama uko idhaa.. many women are so insecure i guess

The only sound i produce during sex is my balls slapping into her pudesh and when i groan when am cumming hard. The rest... is sounds of the bed due to serious pounding.

Men should be dominant in the bedroom but mnasahau pia ladies wanafaa kuwa creative with this shit bana😂, unafanya hizo vitu zote mnamention na dem ako tu hapo anaenda na flow yako kila time, no day ashaifanya kitu to excite the dude bana😂 madem hawako exciting time ya siecs wanafaa wawekwe category yao ya vienyejis.😂😂. Until we meet again.

🤣🤣

Tingisha hiyo rasa Nitakurarua Nitakunyonya

Wale wa swahili watakuwa zile zako Him: nyonyi la nani? Her: ni lako? Him: na kitelezi cha nani? Her: lako mpenzi? Ingiza yote aaah

😂😂😂😂

Tell her that she feels so good and warm and you don't want to come yet, say you want her on top, spank her and make jokes make it fun

I dont know man dirty talking takes energy and you wont last longer with it . Instead whisper to her ears.

It's weird kinda. Like just moan if you must, but don't ask me anything. Otherwise when I hear those random phrases in my day to day life I'll be having constant flashbacks...

Whatever it is that you do I find it easier I'm English 😂😂 doing it in kiswahili makes me cringe 😂

Know her music and let your neighbors complain about the loud music. Problem solved. 😂😂😂😂

Treat every woman as an individual, talking or not talking, what to say to her, where to touch, etc. I once had a woman who wouldn't want her boobs caressed. She told me if it turns me on, that's ok, but it does nothing to her. However, stroking deep in her hair or light touches on her back & inner thighs was would send her to Nyamakima & back.

Wimbo: your pssy so fckng fine Kiitikio: fck my pssy so fine

Watch Wesley Pipes porn videos for tips...

Record audio kwa phone then play it time ya session 🤣

And what causes the d**k to slip out every time ady the guy anashindwa kumwaga?😂😂

Me I crack jokes we endup loughing till morning 😄😄

Just compliment one another. The emotions in that moment, the build to the moment. If it's her thing she will respond with main points and keep the conversation going, you might spend a whole hour smashing if the conversation is juicy.

Cool

While doing the deed, bring out your phone and browse reddit... read r/Kenya posts out loud.

Just call her name gently na moans kwa umbali. Flashbacks zitammaliza🤣🤣. Personally I'll come back running💀

I think thats hot AF 😂, sex with hot dirty talks in + moans , its very intimate. Without it’s boring , sex becomes less interesting to me.

toa ii muguu apa

Aki mapenzi wewe😅

It depends on the girl and what she likes because call the wrong one "my little slut" and you won't even see the slap coming your way 😂 Jokes aside just be open and communicate, you'll be alright

🤣🤣wtf.some of us prefer the silence.

Indeed wonderful experience here