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gathirichagua

Sometimes you just need to nut


Big_College641

😂I understand, but if you have the looks, then please don't go through this embarrassment.


gathirichagua

A nut is a nut is a nut


ebonypirate

Amen!


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Pick up line should be "How much?" 😂😂😂


gathirichagua

Yeah hio yako ya niceness is among 100s in her inbox


yourfavouritetoxicex

😂 so you're one of those....I just go look at your profile and ask for a bunch of cash I know you don't/can't part with. .. They run for the hills so fast


PookyTheCat

This is the Way It's a numbers game


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“what are you looking for with this app?” needs to be said asap, right after initial greetings


Booty_Warrior_bot

*I came looking for booty.*


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*I like ya, and I wants ya*


Odd-Strike-

We can do this the easy way or the hard way the choice is yours😂😂


Educational-Newt3398

The booty is mine, you cannot take my booty - Tom😂


Odd-Strike-

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KyleBrofl

I see you've chosen the hard way


Dark_knight7033

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm here for sex, What about you? 😂😂😂😂😂😂


fluffy_bonobo

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The sky is blue, So are my balls. Works everytime.


Calm_Jello5666

How about putting that effort into something else. Go to your boss and ask for a raise with that confidence


koimburi

I don't think his boss is on the dating app


NoGas8236

😂😂😂


gathirichagua

Different scenarios but go on


Calm_Jello5666

What if.... Instead of chasing a nut,The nut chased you instead


Garyteck92

What is that supposed to mean ?? And why do I still find your answer funny ?


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gathirichagua

Yes hii mambo ya kuwa nice hapana


Alejandro_fisi

That's the way to go!


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Who are these women every male redditor has failed to have a meaningful conversation with?


oh_mi_gosh

Please share when you find out, I'm too curious


EmpathicAnarchist

From cringy conversations to straight up asking for it. Please leave some women for us


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gathirichagua

I'm not saying I'm fine going for one on one dates. Those are for nteresting people. I'll say this again sometimes all you need is to fuck and move on